_The Black Jack Index
Ever see an attractive lady walk by and your friend goes "Wow, she's a ten"? Well God bless your friend who has managed to reduce an entire person's being into a simple number.... [more]

---shoved down your throat by D-Bag, who once rushed for 2,000 yards in a single season. updated: 05.16.04

_Get Your Own BJI
So, you think you have what it takes to score well under the Black Jack Index? Well, here's your chance to prove it. By sending us a picture or two and filling out the short questionaire below, you can receive an official BJI rating from Dooshbag.org!... [more]

---written by D-Bag, who stays awake at night, wondering who is the King of Prussia? updated: 05.21.04

_BJI - Kim
Today we take a look at Kim, a loyal Dooshbag.org reader... or hapless victim - you decide! Kim was nice enough to be the first lady to volunteer for a Black Jack Index score. So you'd think we'd go easy on her.. but you thinking has never been a good idea, has it? [more]

---pimped out by D-Bag, who often claims to be the unknown, third member of Kriss Kross. updated: 05.31.04

_BJI - Jennifer Love Box
Jennifer Love Hewitt seems like the perfect girl, right? Well, how about you take a look at how she did in the Black Jack Index. You may surprised... [more]

---fantasized up by D-Bag, who may never achieve his goal of becoming Mr. D-Love Box . updated: 05.16.04


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