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| We here at Dooshbag.org pride ourselves on educating the working class dooshbag and helping him to become a more well rounded, culturally diverse dooshbag. To that end, we will begin our first lesson with the sharing of some new vocabulary that is sure to make apparent an upgrade in both culture and refinement.
So, without further hindrance, we proudly introduce: SLUNT ---(n) a woman with questionable integrity. use: "I asked her for her number and she was a total slunt about it." ---(adj) acting with questionably integrity. use: "This slunt professor refused to pass me in her class." Origins: The word Slunt hails from the amalgamation of two previously offensive terms. The first - slut - implies a certain sexual promiscuity and is used in reference to women almost exclusively. The second - cunt - is clearly a word that has horrified women for centuries. It implies a certain immoral and selfish character on the part of a woman and is often referred to simply as "the C-word." Slunt combines the sexual promiscuity of the first term with the bitter character assault of the second. Its popularity has been on the rise in recent months, due to the vast campaigning by some to have it accepted in the pantheon of offensive language. Known slunts include Martha Stewart, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Jessica Parker and Star Jones. |
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