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The World's Smartest Woman
An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on
board, but only
4 parachutes. The first passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I am the
President of the United States. I have a great responsibility, being leader
of nearly 300 million people and a superpower." So, he takes the first
parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one of the best NBA
basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me so I can't affort to
die." He takes the second parachute and leaves the plane.
The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former
President of the United States. I am New York's senator, and I am the
smartest woman in the world." She takes the third parachute and exits the
The fourth passenger, an old man, says to the fifth passenger, a 12-year-old
Boy Scout, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left. You take
the last parachute."
The Boy Scout replied, "It's okay, there's a parachute left for both
The world's smartest woman took my backpack."