Look mommy! Look at me
As I was coming home from school today and I started across the street
A big truck was going very fast and there was a puddle of water there
And I was holding Alvins hand but Alvin ran away, so the man swished it all over me
And now I got stains
It wasn't my fault mommy
It was Alvins fault
You gonna buy me a new suit mommy?
Or you gonna hit me?