This man is highly admired and respected by the web master. Really. That said, someone has to pick on him. If not me, who!
A little background on the Mach: He's a musician who plays guitar at the Salty Dog (oh ok, dammit, Mark, Hungry Dog, same thing) and an aspiring celebrity -- hence, this web site. Thought I'd give him a little more visibility. No, really.
If anyone has any naked pictures of this man PLEASE step forward! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL LOL LOL --Conster
Celebs have their own commercial pitches, here's a few of Mach's. Enjoy!
