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The ESAMC Pledge

I will not eat ice cream, with the exception of fudgesicles.
I will abduct at least 5 humans(weekly).
I will not be caught studying any human school subjects, especially math. Home Ec. is okay on Wednesdays.
Every Thursday at 4 o'clock I will watch Oprah.
Every Tuesday at noon I will stand on my head and sing
I will not touch the ESAMC leader.
I will not speak to the ESAMC leader.
I will not disclose the information that there actually is no ESAMC leader. We are all anarchists.
Live long and hopscotch.
I will say the ESAMC Pledge every morning before my coca puffs.
The Evil Space Alien Monkeys are taking over your mind.

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