Why Pirates are so Cool
A Pirate's Life
Just some good ol' fashion Monk riding going on here! Arrr!
Cap'n Jack and his Motley Crew of Time Traveling Pirates sharing a drink or two.
Let this be a lesson to ye landlubbers!
These Sealions thought they could try to outwit Captain Jack Bonney and his Motley Crew of Time Traveling Pirates!
3 formerly of Captain Jack Bonney's Motley Crew of Time Traveling Pirates, who were ruthlessly slaughtered at the hands of Wayne and the Sealions
Here be Bull Frog, Captain Jack's parrot.
Yarr! Here be Captain Jack Bonney's ship, Jenny (formerly the "Time Boat," until the crew saw Forrest Gump), about to take on 2 modern-day vessels!
Here be Captain Jack's First Mate, Rosco McQueen, Firefighter Extreme.
Captain Jack Bonney's Time Traveling Pirate Hoedown
We pirates sail the seven seas
Plunder and pillage to meet our needs
We board their ships and take their things
And this song is what a pirate sings
Pirates have no use for cars
We sail the seas and yell out 'Yarr!'
We pirates work out on the deck
Brothers in blood on this trek
Well treasure is a pirate's call
We take it with our cannon balls
We rape their women and raid their homes
The sea is where a pirate roams
Gangsta to Pirate Translation Key
Gangsta | Pirate | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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fo'tiesbottles o' rum
bling blingbooty
Yo!Avast!
HomieMatey
Bee-atchScurvey dog
Pop a cap in yo assMake you walk the plank
WordYarrrrrrrrr!
Beat downKeel haul
Wack MCLandlubber
PlayahSwashbuckler
Mack DaddyCap'n
JackingPlundering
RapSea Shanties
The jointThe brig
CrewCrew |
Pirate Fun
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean? I'm fine."
"What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," said the pirate, "we were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the doc fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Oh yeah? Well what about that hook? The last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the doc fixed me up with the hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," said the bartender, "what about that eye patch? The last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"One day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird crap!"
"Well, I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
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