Quotes (Page 71)!

  1. "It's legal! [beat] I mean, Pete said it was." ~(Big) Pete Wrigley
  2. "KILL KILL KILL KILL! REDNESS OFFENSIVE COLOUR! I MUST HAVE IT'S OPPOSITE TO LIIIIIVE!!" ~Bus Driver Stu Benedict
  3. "[laughs] There's a bunny at my door! Come in, Mr. Bunny!" ~Bus Driver Stu Benedict
  4. "So the Krebscout and the magic bunny skipped merrily down the lane." ~Bus Driver Stu Benedict
  5. "They had two p and a packet of licorice all sorts to do it with." ~Paul Greaves on the Who budget
  6. "Clever ol' me!" ~The Sixth Doctor
  7. "Jay and Silent Bob and I." ~Michael Greaves when it was suggested that Kevin Smith might make a good adaptation of Withnail and I
  8. "Excuse me, 'quite sweet'? In a 'potentially going to bum Paul McGann to death' kind of way?" ~Andrew Greaves about Uncle Monty
  9. "I feel like a pig shat in my head." ~Withnail
  10. "We've gone on holiday by mistake." ~Withnail
  11. "Doctor Who fans list everything." ~Paul Greaves
  12. "[Doctor Who fans] list lists." ~Michael Greaves
  13. "If you know anybody that's miserable, you just need to have Barbara come and have a go at them, because she's very good at that." ~Michael Greaves
  14. "There went my mixing board. It just committed suicide." ~Andrew Richards
  15. "I've never used the phrase before, but now I know you hate it, I'll be using it all the time." ~Andrew Richards to Paul Greaves
  16. "You may be an axe murderer, but you are apparently the Adrian Monk of axe-murderers, then." ~Draca Darkwingette
  17. "It's Six. Intense is like, his middle name. If he had a first and last name." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  18. "It's like if you ate an orange and blue cake and then vomitted just the orange, that's what Tennessee looks like." ~Hillary
  19. "'V-Tech Crushes Marshall.' [giggles] I like that." ~Hillary
  20. "That's one thing I do like about Syfy - they don't just objectify women. Not that that did anything for me..." ~Hillary
  21. "Say, Cliff, what say we trot on down to the emergency room just for fun." ~Dr. Frasier Crane
  22. "[Castle] is incredibly ridiculous, thanks to Nathan Fillion, who probably ought to tame it down a little bit but won’t, which is why I love him so incredibly much." ~Meg Wood
  23. "Will any of us be able to make it through 'The Web Planet'?" "Find out on the next exciting installment of the Hitchhiker's-- Oh, god, I got it wrong." ~Andrew Richards
  24. "My food is problematic." ~River Tam
  25. "Anya has without a doubt had some of the worst hairstyles in known history. Think three year old in mommy's bathroom and you pretty much have Anya-Hair down." ~Tania
  26. "Come on, the soft spot? If there's gonna be a self-destruct button, hide it somewhere it won't be pressed." ~Robin Sherbatsky
  27. "Put your melon headed spawn in my belly." ~Lily Aldrin
  28. "Robin, you're not a robot. But, if you are, you're, like, an incredibly advanced model, and the human race doesn't stand a chance." ~Marshall Eriksen
  29. "There is always, always a non-voodoo explanation for everything." ~Adrian Monk
  30. "Let me get my head around this - you are the level-headed brave one, now?" ~Captain Leeland Stottlemeyer
  31. "No toque la muñeca, okay? Do you hear me? Do Not Touch the muñeca!" ~Captain Leeland Stottlemeyer
  32. "Let's call that Plan Never-Do." ~Adrian Monk
  33. "I refute any implication that I'm barmy." ~The Sixth Doctor
  34. "I shall be as quiet as the silence that is in the starry skies...only quieter still." ~The Sixth Doctor
  35. "Well, spootydoot." ~Mum
  36. "My TV policy instituted last season: your show must star Jensen Ackles or Neil Patrick Harris. if it doesn’t, no deal. exception to policy, will accept Bruce Campbell in a broadcast show." ~Rochelle
  37. "I think you're hugging wrong." ~Marshall Eriksen to Barney
  38. "Ted, honey, I need you to go outside and bite the curb. I'll be out in a minute." ~Lily Aldrin
  39. "Ted, Marshall forgot to bring his pants to work today, and you're still the stupidest one at the table." ~Lily Aldrin
  40. "Barney, if you did everything on that list, you would die. [beat] That wasn't a challenge." ~Ted Mosby
  41. "You are such a Bruce Wayne. 'Oh, I don't W ANT to kill puppies and babies! Wah wah sanctity of life!!' What kind of American ARE you?!?!?" ~Draca Darkwingette
  42. "What IRRITATES ME SO FRARPING BADLY -- badly enough that I had to make up a swear word that sounds like a frog burping..." ~Draca Darkwingette
  43. "Lily is a fiendish mastermind, manipulating everyone so that she gets what she wants. She's pure evil. You have a good one. Hold on to her." ~Barney Stinson
  44. "I wonder if Schrodinger considered the zombie cat option? It is simultaneously alive, dead, and undead? If not: Nobel Prize, please." ~Anita
  45. "Can I quote you on that? Dr. Sanjay Gupta, Chief Medical Correspondent for CNN, 'Zombies are a good example.' Your next book should be “Zombies” by Dr. Sanjay, it would sell!" ~Stephen Colbert
  46. "Young Coraline (voiced by Dakota Fanning) is despondent over a family move to the rainy Pacific northwest – I don’t know why she’s down, at least now she can fall in love with a sparkly vampire and have lots of non-sexual snugglies." ~Justin
  47. "There is no opposite killer. If there were you would have been killed by a falling rocket scientist years ago.” ~Captain Leeland Stottlemeyer to Lieutenant Randy Disher
  48. "Most people, regardless of their training in diplomacy, were simply not psychologically equipped to deal with a member of an alien species freaking out in front of them. The reptile portions of the brain, nestled down close to the brain stem, would too often override the gray matter and send the puny human bolting away, leaking fluids as the 'eject the ballast' portion of the 'fight or flight' response kicked in." ~John Scalzi, The Android's Dream
  49. "Nice is nice. But being a bitch gets results." ~Andrea Hayter-Ross
  50. "I'm cuddly, bitch. Deal with it." ~Marshall Eriksen
  51. "I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck." ~Stephen Colbert
  52. "I doubt that there will ever be sufficient time for [me to overcome the distress of my bereavement], My Lady." ~The Sixth Doctor
  53. "Mel, have you studied my ears lately?" ~The Sixth Doctor, commenting on carrot juice
  54. "You'll worry sooner when I start to bray." ~The Sixth Doctor, commenting on carrot juice
  55. "Must be the carrot juice making me colour blind." ~The Sixth Doctor
  56. "I can't rid m'self of the feeling I'm being used." ~The Sixth Doctor
  57. "I'm subject to whims, I'm told." ~The Sixth Doctor
  58. "I almost said something really weird. I almost said, 'Man, I wish I had a dead cat with no skin right here so I could review the muscles.'" ~Duckie studying for her anatomy exam
  59. "That's the muscle that would let a cat do a sit up if a cat could do a sit up." ~Duckie
  60. "No. More a sort of clown, actually. Would you care to hear my rendering of 'On With the Motley'?" ~The Sixth Doctor's response to "What are you, a comedian?"
  61. "I don't need anyone to speak up for me; I'm quite capable of defending myself!" ~Melanie Bush
  62. "Um... Time is a comparative concept, commodore." ~The Sixth Doctor
  63. "'Brown study'? Is the vocabulary of all the Time Lords so antediluvian?" ~Melanie Bush
  64. "No. No, I don't. And that is precisely why I do. And because I do, I don't. So yes, I do." ~Adrian Monk
  65. "I like Shrek." ~Robert Novak
  66. "Oh, Doctor, you do have the knack of landing yourself in hot water." ~Rudge
  67. "'Satiable curtiosity.' Like the Elephant's Child." ~The Sixth Doctor
  68. "That said, [Paranormal Activity] had an unfortunate number of flaws. Flaws that, had they only sent me the script first, I could’ve fixed for them in FIVE SECONDS FLAT. When — WHEN?! — will you people ever learn? TO SEND ME THE SCRIPT FIRST?" ~Meg Wood
  69. "I must intervene for the sake of...justice." ~The Master
  70. "I'm as truthful, honest, and about as boring as they come." ~Melanie Bush
  71. "In all my travelings across the universe, I have battled against evil. Against power-mad conspirators. I should have stayed here! The oldest civilization, decadent, degenerate, and rotten to the core. Power-mad conspirators, Daleks, Sontarans, Cybermen... They're still in the nursery compared to us! Ten million years of absolute power; that's what it takes to be REALLY corrupt!" ~The Sixth Doctor
  72. "Oh. Oh, what an unpleasant journey." ~The Sixth Doctor
  73. "I've always been a bit of an iconclast by nature." ~The Sixth Doctor
  74. "This is a very odd waiting room. Where are the hopelessly out of date magazines?" ~The Sixth Doctor
  75. "This is an illusion! I deny it!" ~The Sixth Doctor
  76. "Thank you very much for tuning in to the Drunk Podcast of Doom." ~Andrew Richards
  77. "What a way to go... All in all not a bad old codger. Honest, of course. Still, nobody's perfect." ~Glitz's eulogy for The Doctor
  78. "You cannot speak as though reality is a one-dimensional concept." ~The Valeyard
  79. "You Time Lords take the cake. Talk about devious... Compared to you lot, I'm transparent as crystal." ~Sabalom Glitz
  80. "Unless we are prepared to sacrifice our lives for the good of us all, then evil and anarchy will spread like the plague." ~The Sixth Doctor
  81. "There are times in our relationship when I feel an interpreter wouldn't come amiss." ~Melanie Bush to The Doctor
  82. "I have never been able to resist a touch of the Grand Guinol, have we?" ~The Sixth Doctor
  83. "One of my school teachers used to call me Marvin the Paranoid Andrew." ~Andrew Richards
  84. "The other day I was googling for a particular legend that Mr. G had referenced and came across The Legend of Neil, which I assumed would be about Mr. G but instead involves Zelda fairysex slash with Felicia Day as the fairy. My disappointment was NONEXISTENT." ~The webgoblin
  85. "I've been stabbed by plenty of girls. It only really hurts when you twist it, pull it out, then stick it back in." ~Earl Hickey
  86. "It's hard not to watch this character I've loved for seven and a half years and think, 'If he can get past this, so can I'... and if you think the fact that he's fictional would deter me from that line of thinking, you obviously are reading this blog for the first time." ~Draca Darkwingette
  87. "If we do happen to make contact, I expect nothing less than gratuitous violence from the lot of ya. Because we're firing blanks doesn't mean we have to be thinking nice thoughts." ~Sgt. Harry Wells
  88. "I didn't bitch, I was just complaining." ~My dad
  89. "You're much scarier in real life than you are in the movies." ~Ed Wood to Bela Lugosi
  90. "It's not a monster movie. It's a supernatural thriller." ~Ed Wood
  91. "Look, Lugosi's dead and Vampira won't talk. I had to give somebody the dialogue." ~Ed Wood
  92. "I have an action figure, and so do my parents, so it's odd that we all have these dolls of ourselves. It's a little bit surreal but kind of fun. You can play with the whole family." ~Juliet Landau
  93. "I have a lot of work to do this afternoon. Those mines aren't going to sweep themselves." ~Jim Halpert
  94. "Michael's like a movie on a plane: it's not great, but it's something to watch. And then, when it's over, you're like, 'How much time is left in this flight? Now what?'" ~Toby Flenderson
  95. "What'd I tell you about building forts in my warehouse?" ~Darryl Philbin
  96. "Can you please go back to work instead of masterminding these situations wherein we hurt ourselves?" ~Angela Martin
  97. "How'd you know what I'm like? I've Regenerated. I mean, look at me. Look at me!" ~The Seventh Doctor
  98. "Yes, you've changed outwardly, but I'm sure you must still have the same sweet nature." ~Melanie Bush
  99. "Perhaps this is my new persona: sulky and bad tempered." ~The Seventh Doctor
  100. "Absence makes the nose grow longer." ~The Seventh Doctor

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