Quotes (Page 70)!

  1. "It brought us back to Angel...which is apparently a place people like to be." ~Joss Whedon
  2. "Tony's excitement with all the monsters he's going to face is always a source of amusement for us. He's always having just a little bit too much fun." ~Joss Whedon
  3. "Dreadfully tenacious breed, the Evangelicals." ~Tristan Farnon
  4. "It's the devil incarnate!" ~Tristan Farnon about a cow
  5. "Most life forms take a little time to sort themselves out." ~The Sixth Doctor
  6. "You have the right to remain silent, but I wouldn't encourage you to do so. Anything you say will be taken down, altered to my satisfaction, and used in a court of law to send you down for a good many years. So start confessing." ~Officer in "Slipbacl"
  7. "I think showing her our asses will be quite sufficient, Butters." ~Stan Marsh
  8. "'Speaking of' would seem to be the overarching theme of this letter..." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  9. "Guess that's a wrap. [beat] Sorry. Been hangin' out with Flash too much." ~Green Lantern
  10. "Calm down. We're probably just in another dimension." ~Green Lantern
  11. "Man, for somebody with, like, fifty different kinds of vision, you are so blind." ~Green Lantern to Superman
  12. "No. No dating for the Batman. Might cut into your brooding time." ~Wonder Woman
  13. "Not 'conspiracies,' 'conspiracy.' Singluar." ~The Question
  14. "Please. I go through everyone's trash." ~The Question
  15. "We create our own purpose in life. Now go create yours." ~Lex Luthor
  16. "Is your character a bunny rabbit?" ~Jon Stewart to Rachel McAdams about The Time Traveler's Wife
  17. "That's the nice thing about bees. After this many million years, they really do know what they're doing." ~Neil Gaiman
  18. "It's absolutely ridiculous that we live without an oxone layer. We have scientists, we have rockets, we have saran wrap." ~Lewis Black
  19. "The virgin Mary... We have a whole religion based on a woman who REALLY stuck to her story." ~Greg Giraldo
  20. "All the evidence we need that God is angry with us is Justin Timberlake's career." ~Greg Giraldo
  21. "A fool, the man who practices the diviner's art; for if he should announce an adverse answer, he makes himself disliked by those who seek to him; while, if from pity he deceives those who are consulting him, he sins against Heaven. Phoebus should have been man's only prophet, for he fears no man." ~Teiresias (Phoenissae)
  22. "All men needs must love their native land; whoso saith otherwise is pleased to say so but his thoughts are turned elsewhere." ~Polyneices
  23. "Haste never carries justice with it; but slow deliberation oft attains a wise result." ~Jocasta
  24. "If all were at one in their ideas of honour and wisdom, there would have been no strife to make men disagree; but, as it is, fairness and equality have no existence in this world beyond the name; there is really no such thing." ~Eteocles
  25. "'Tis never right to call a son of man happy, till thou hast seen his end, to judge from the way he passes it how he will descend to that other world." ~Andromache (Andromache)
  26. "Those who only in appearance are men of sense make an outward show, but inwardly resemble the common herd, save it be in wealth, which is their chiefest strength." ~Andromache
  27. "Again, when strong winds are drifting mariners, the divided counsel of the wise does not best avail for steering, and their collective wisdom has less weight than the inferior mind of the single man who has sole authority; for this is the essence of power alike in house and state, whene'er men care to find the proper moment." ~Chorus
  28. "Cease then to mourn the dead; this is the lot which heaven assigns to all, and all must pay their debt to death." ~Thetis
  29. "Far better is it for mortals to have a poor honest man either as married kin or friend than a wealthy knave." ~Peleus
  30. "Please don't smile at me, Lord Sesshoumaru; get angry! You're always harder on me when you're passive-aggressive!" ~Jaken
  31. "The problem is, when we suddenly come to find ourselves summarizing the plot [of "An Unearthly Child"], it does sound distinctly dodgy." ~Paul Greaves
  32. "We can call it 'The Tribe of Gum Bracket Possibly.'" ~Michael Greaves
  33. "You're not wrong, you're just...not in the same room as me." ~Paul Greaves
  34. "It makes you wonder how much of what we now take to be The Doctor's character is down to Ian." ~Michael Greaves
  35. "Stop being horrible to your brother, Paul. He didn't like it; end of." ~Andrew Richards
  36. "Can I just say, we have actually been reenacting this, where the crew of the TARDIS get at each other's throats." ~Michael Greaves
  37. "It's strange that it's called Doctor Who. It should be called Ian." ~Andrew Richards
  38. "I cannot knock William Russell on any grounds ever." ~Paul Greaves
  39. "All they would have had to do is turn the light on and shout at them, and they could have gotten away in five bloody minutes." ~Andrew Richards about the Sensorites
  40. "I just love the idea that Rimmer is such an arse that he cannot even get on with himself." ~Andrew Richards
  41. "Here's this guy who looks like this, and he's a complete social retard. I think we've had a lot of success playing that aspect of the character." ~Tim Minear on Angel
  42. "Angel would kick the shit out of him. He’s Angelus. There’s no Edward ‘Cullunus.’ He just gets shiny in the sun. Boreanaz would have him down in a heartbeat." ~Joss Whedon
  43. "Anything is witty if you're stupid." ~Angela
  44. "Books you find in hotel rooms have the potential to be evil, but sunscreen you find floating in a river is always a good thing. These are the rules." ~Marshall
  45. "You can't even organize an efficient stoning." ~The Sixth Doctor to Balazar
  46. "A dilly in a long coat." ~Dibber about The Sixth Doctor
  47. "For a Time Lord, he's not very good at keeping time." ~Peri Brown
  48. "Never believe what is said, Balazar. Only what you know." ~The Sixth Doctor
  49. "Oh, Merdeen... Why don't you just push off and guard some trains, eh?" ~The Sixth Doctor
  50. "Do stop prodding me there's a good fellow." ~The Sixth Doctor
  51. "Your puerile attempts at flippancy are not appreciated in this court, Doctor." ~The Inquisitor
  52. "Ugh... My head hurts abominably, Sarah Jane. When are we?" ~The Sixth Doctor to Peri
  53. "Peri! I can't let people die if there's a chance of saving them!" ~The Sixth Doctor
  54. "That deceptively easy gait of mine covers the ground at an amazing speed." ~The Sixth Doctor
  55. "Everything in life has its purpose, Drathro. Every creature plays its part. The purpose of life is too big to be knowable. A million computers couldn't solve that one." ~The Sixth Doctor
  56. "Understanding is not the same as knowing." ~The Sixth Doctor
  57. "Strange how low cunning succeeds where intelligent reasoning fails." ~The Sixth Doctor
  58. "Farewell, my loquacious friend." ~The Sixth Doctor to Merdeen
  59. "Haven't you seen that in an episode of Reading Rainbow? I'm LeVar Burton; I can do anything!" ~LeVar Burton
  60. "It's hard for new shows to survive on ABC these days, but "Castle" managed to do it through sheer force of adorable, quirky, Fillion-dimpled crime-solving." ~Meg Wood
  61. "From the knees down Tom did an excellent and entirely spontaneous impersonation of jello." ~Phil Foglio and Freff, That P.O. Box in Schenectady That You've All Heard So Much About
  62. "A writer without ideas was about as useful as a goiter, and a lot more unpleasant to live with." ~Phil Foglio and Freff, That P.O. Box in Schenectady That You've All Heard So Much About
  63. "I hate the word 'couple'." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  64. "I'm bloody superb." ~Rhys Williams
  65. "The technical name is a gizmo." ~Gwen Cooper
  66. "I like the philosophy." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  67. "I have lived so many lives. It's time to find another one." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  68. "I'm human. I'm not particularly proud of it. I'm human, okay?!" ~Adrian Monk
  69. "You win, dirt! Congratulations, dirt!" ~Adrian Monk
  70. "You know, Monk, not saying anything is always an option." ~Captain Leeland Stottlemeyer
  71. "Ach, people are always tellin' us not tae do things. That's how we ken what's the most interestin' things tae do!" ~Rob Anybody
  72. "There's no need to show a passport; you're an asshole, and therefore..." ~Hillary in response to the following from Dracula: "Seeing from his violent demeanour that he was English, they gave him a ticket for the furthest station on the way thither that the train reached."
  73. "I'm a Kindergarten teacher. I see a confused little kid in the corner trying to eat the lefty scissors, I've gotta help the poor bastard. But only if he stops sleeping around." ~Lily Aldrin to Barney Stinson
  74. "I can't believe I lied to my boss. I should have done the honest thing and murdered the emu." ~Hank Hill
  75. "Be good. Do not riot, or break either the internet or human civilisation while I am gone." ~Neil Gaiman
  76. "This just made me so happy I wanted to run over to Giles and give him a big squeezing HUG. I was hampered, of course, by the fact that he is not a real person, but the feeling was there nonetheless." ~Draca Darkwingette
  77. "2010 has the be the most anticipated year for Doctor Who since 2005, a phrase which looks as absurd as it reads." ~Peter A
  78. "Bacon haters have no souls. 'Cause souls require bacon at the cellular level, you see." ~Mike Nelson
  79. "If you Google 'Ian "McKellen' and 'Segway' the 1st item listed is a blog post by me. My life's work is now DONE." ~Bill Corbett
  80. "I'm not having a Spike/Darla shipper on my TARDIS!" ~The Doctor in nostalgia_lj's "Donna Noble: Beta-Reader"
  81. "Egad, boy, are you ailing?!" ~Artie, the Strongest Man...IN THE WORLD!
  82. "What is it that makes a superhero? Is it muscles of steel? The ability to see through brick walls? To turn yourself into a human butane torch? Or, is it smaller? Like with Artie. A way of looking at the world and making everything in it a little bit stranger, and a little bit better." ~(Big) Pete Wrigley
  83. "They Shreked Shrek. And I just used a noun as a verb; what's happening to me?!" ~Ms. Brackett
  84. "I must go the way of Mr. T and a unified USSR." ~Miss Fingerwood
  85. "I could use some air support. Since I can't fly. At all. Now would be good." ~Batman
  86. "I'm like some huge monster that came out of the sea to destroy Bodegas." ~Marshall Eriksen
  87. "I'm too big for New York!" ~Marshall Eriksen
  88. "All I wanted when I came on [Buffy the Vampires Slayer] was a good body count and a good death. That's all." ~James Marsters
  89. "I patterned [Spike's] accent after this guy I was in a play with, but that was three years ago. Now I'm listening to Tony Head, who sounds kind of like Spike in real life. It's much more tough-guy talk in real life. His accent is just as fake as mine. His is nice and gritty, but it's not North London. I'm always afraid that I'm morphing over into Tony Head, wherever he's from." ~James Marsters
  90. "Kill me with a brick!" ~(Little) Pete Wrigley
  91. "Gentlemen, may I remind you that this is a court of law, not a debating society for maladjusted sociopaths!" ~The Inquisitor
  92. "My dear girl, if I stopped to question the wisdom of my actions, I'd have never left Gallifrey." ~The Sixth Doctor
  93. "Maybe [Susan]'s only five." ~Andrew Richards about Time Lord years
  94. "Fickle Andrew strikes again." ~Paul Greaves
  95. "My tastebuds are like a flavour computer." ~Nona F. Mecklenberg
  96. "I was vaccinated against [Christmas spirit] when I was just a little boy." ~Garbageman
  97. "You want Barbara to turn around and go, 'No, you're quite right, there's a rat. You get your head cut off; I'm gonna escape.'" ~Paul Greaves
  98. "I'm sorry, it's the choice: shiny blade removing of head from shoulders, or furry rat." ~Paul Greaves
  99. "You could get killed any second, you dozy fool! Have you learned nothing?! Keep. Your gob. Shut." ~Paul Greaves about The Doctor in "Reign of Terror"
  100. "It's the end of the season of Doctor Who. The characters have all gelled...unlike us, who are probably going to tear each other's faces off as soon as we stop recording." ~Andrew Richards

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