Quotes (Page 68)!

  1. "Let's go get professional on this evil son of a bitch's ass." ~Angel
  2. "But you need a plan, and you need a wingman. This is SO going in my blog!" ~Barney Stinson
  3. "I really hate today." ~Lorne
  4. "Oh, yes. That was awkward. You decapitate a loved one, you don't expect them to come visiting." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  5. "What are the odds the humans would be the most corruptible?" ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  6. "Come on, Charlie. Let me show you around the chocolate factory." ~Lilah Morgan
  7. "The beast's belly. Doesn't that usually mean you've been eaten?" ~Angel
  8. "Flames wouldn't be eternal if they actually consumed anything." ~Lilah Morgan
  9. "You are a sociopath." ~Ted Mosby to Barney Stinson
  10. "Of course it will work. I hope." ~The Sixth Doctor
  11. "Corbin Fries. The lowest piece of pond scum I've met in, oh, hours. He's about to get 20 years for kidnapping, pimping....Personally, I think he deserves to be eaten by weasels." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  12. "Who gave them the bloody right to do that? Can't a man die in peace without some high almighty deciding it's not his time? Let's have a little more fun with him, eh? You'd think that saving the sodding world would be enough to earn me a rest." ~Spike
  13. "I'm not here to back him up, I just haunt the bastard." ~Spike
  14. "There's nothing particularly masculine about throwing your life away." ~The Sixth Doctor
  15. "I just feel a wee bit nervous. I didn't realize dying heroically was such a strain on the nerves." ~Herbert
  16. "Nice meeting you, ma'am. If we ever need a replacement for Hawkgirl..." ~Flash to a rather vicious old lady
  17. "Never a fetching mad scientist about when you need one." ~Spike, looking for Fred
  18. "Right. Vampire ghost here, you sod. Bloody well invented 'afraid of the dark'." ~Spike
  19. "And your hair. What colour do they call that? Radioactive?" ~Angel to Spike
  20. "The Magdalene Grimoire, Necronomicon des Mortes, Hochstadter's Treatise on Fractal Geometry in 12-dimensional Space. 'Preoccupied' might not be the word we're looking for." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce to Fred
  21. "Baby, can we grow sandwiches behind the garage?" ~Marshall Eriksen
  22. "I got that knowing feeling you get when you know something." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  23. "He's doin' great! He's already NOT killed, like, a hundred guests." ~Lorne about Angel
  24. "I killed him. And he forgave me. Why did he have to be so nice about it?" ~Peri Brown
  25. "Isn't that special. We all have special powers. Anyone wanna trade? I'll swap ya two for one." ~Spike
  26. "Notice no matter how up-town we go, we always wind up at some stanky hole in the middle of the night?" ~Charles Gunn
  27. "America doesn't have a monopoly on bad taste." ~The Sixth Doctor
  28. "I never thought precognizance of my own death would be so disturbing." ~The Sixth Doctor
  29. "As meat goes, your heart's a dried-up hunk of gnarly-ass beef jerky." ~Charles Gunn to Angel
  30. "You are one strange man, Señor Angel." ~Numero Cinco
  31. "The tattoo show makes me want to get a tattoo. Fortunately the obese and pregnant show doesn't make me want to get obese and/or pregnant." ~Hillary
  32. "Wow. Turned on by a woman holding an enormous gun. What a surprise." ~Fred Burkle to Spike
  33. "It's like an MC Escher picture, but with wires and flesh instead of geese." ~Fred Burkle
  34. "Really. I beat out 'Everybody dying in an explosion' as 'Most Embarrassing Failure'." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  35. "Look at you. It's like Winston Churchill and a young Richard Harris had a beautiful lovechild." ~Lorne to Mr. Wyndam-Pryce
  36. "A ha. So you're not ruling out that a human being could have boffed a robot. [beat] Sex with robots is more common than most people think." ~Spike
  37. "Daddy, eh? I always thought Wesley was grown in some sort of greenhouse for dandies." ~Spike
  38. "So, I am covered in cherries, the police are just pounding on the door, and Judi Dench starts screaming, 'Oh, that's WAY too much to pay for a pair of pants!'" ~Lorne
  39. "If these guys are on our side, then somebody should tell them before they try to kill us again." ~Angel
  40. "I know what this is. You'll never take me to hell, Pavane! [beat] Oh. Well, that's just something I say...when...it gets dark." ~Spike
  41. "I don't know if you know this, but I killed my mum. Actually, I had already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to." ~Spike
  42. "Look what I made! It's called 'Willie'." ~Druscilla
  43. "It's...Mountain Dew." ~Spike
  44. "Oh, what, I don't get a goodbye just because I went crazy and tried to rip your throat out while we were having sex?" ~Harmony
  45. "It's not like I have a soul. I have to try a lot harder." ~Harmony
  46. "Life's an ever-lovin' bitch, iddn't it?" ~Spike
  47. "A man can't go off in a bloody blaze of glory savin' the world, and then show up three months later tumbling off a cruise ship in the south of France. I mean, I'd love to, don't get me wrong. But it's hard to top an exit like that." ~Spike
  48. "Think someone won't notice us firing a sci-fi death ray from outer space?" ~Charles Gunn
  49. "No offence, Mr. Vader, but I've got no itch to join the Evil Empire." ~Spike
  50. "And the compass needle keeps spinnin'. And the world gets murkier and murkier." ~Spike
  51. "Sorry, he's-- Is 'pathological idiot' an actual condition?" ~Angel about Spike
  52. "I just thought I'd see what it was like to bounce off the pavement. Pretty much what I expected." ~Spike
  53. "What about-- I almost said the words 'Molasses Factory' outloud." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  54. "Check the viewscreen, Uhura. I've got twelve vampyr slayers behind me, and not one of them has ever dated you." ~Andrew Wells to Angel
  55. "Lass thought I'd killed her family. And I'm sposed to, what, complain because her's wasn't one of the hundreds of families I did kill? I'm not sayin' you're right, cause, uh...I'm physically incapable of sayin' that. But, uh, for a demon, I never did think that much about the nature of evil. I just threw myself in. Thought it was a party. I liked the rush, I liked the crunch...I never did look back at the victims." ~Spike
  56. "I lost ten pounds; my suits are wearing me." ~Barney Stinson
  57. "I'm a vision of hotliness." ~Cordelia Chase
  58. "Feel my wrath, gorilla throwin' barrels!" ~Spike
  59. "I think I sort of missed this. You and me and the books, kicking it old school, as they say...And I never will again." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  60. "Spike! Well, well. I heard you weren't evil anymore, which kinda makes the hair silly." ~Cordelia Chase
  61. "Is this okay? I AM evil, technically. I don't mind torturing her for the team." ~Harmony
  62. "Why don't they ever need the urine of an unclean? I've got plenty of unclean urine. [beat] Look. Uh... I think I'm making some right now." ~Lorne
  63. "All I did was beat up a tiny Texan. It's not like I helped anyone." ~Angel
  64. "She did leave swearing vengeance. That doesn't usually go well for us." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  65. "I'm tellin' ya, he's some sort of super-soldier, like Steve Rogers or Captain America." ~Hodge
  66. "Sneaky bastards, the SS. Don't ever go to a free virgin blood party. Turns out, it's probably a trap." ~Spike
  67. "Spike's not in the SS, he just likes wearin' the jacket." ~Angel
  68. "Check the torpedoes before I stuff you in a tube and send you for a swim, Captain." ~Angel to Spike
  69. "We all need a reason to live, even if we're already dead." ~Lawson
  70. "I know how to count to zero!" ~Roseanne Conner when Dan questioned her ability to check for a pulse
  71. "99.999...ad infinitum percent of the best relationships in the recorded history of the world have had to make do with Acceptable Happiness. I defy your gypsy curse when there's a beautiful, engaging...alright, occasionally hirsuite young woman who actually wants you." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  72. "I'm not that guy. That guy is charming and funny and... emotionally useful. I'm the guy in a dark corner with the blood habit and the 200 years of psychic baggage." ~Angel
  73. "I do NOT have PUPPET CANCER!" ~Angel
  74. "Stupid, limey piece of crap!" ~Angel to Spike
  75. "If cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?" ~Spike
  76. "Are you saying we should start annoying other people?" ~Spike to Angel
  77. "I've fought plenty of mummies, and none of 'em were as pretty as you. Almost none." ~Spike to Fred
  78. "Well. I'll be damned all over again." ~Angel
  79. "Here's the thing, Eve: You're going to sing for me, and I'm going to read you right now. And here's one more thing: Winifred Burkle once told me after a sinful amount of Chinese food, and in lieu of absolutely nothing, 'I think a lot of people would choose to be green. Your shade, if they had the choice.' If I hear one note—one quarter-note—that tells me you had any involvement, these two won't even have time to kill you. Oh, and anything by Diana Warren will also result in your death—well, except 'Rhythm of the Night.'" ~Lorne
  80. "Well, nothin's written in stone—lately—but, uh, if I was about to face your future, I'd make like Carmen Miranda...and die." ~Lorne
  81. "I am not—I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that!" ~Fred Burkle
  82. "This goes all the way through to the other side. So, I figure, there's a bloke somewhere around New Zealand standing on a bridge like this one, looking back down at us. All the way down. There's a hole in the world. Feels like we ought to have known." ~Spike
  83. "It's like a bloody tease. It's like, 'Here's what a bottle of Jack would look like, if you actually had one.' Or, 'Here's a drink, but it's very far away.'" ~Spike, examining an airplane-sized bottle of Jack Daniels
  84. "[raises hand] Flash fried in a pillar of fire savin' the world. I got better." ~Spike
  85. "Never a witch around when you need one." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  86. "I don't remember seeing 'Stab Gunn' on the agenda this morning." ~Angel
  87. "You're about as low as it gets, Knox, but you're a part of humanity. That isn't always pretty, but it's a hell of a lot better than what came before. And if it comes down to a choice between [Illyria and Knox], then yes, I would fight for his life, just like any other human's. Because that's what people do." ~Angel
  88. "The fight's comin', Angel. We both feel it... and it's gonna be a hell of a lot bigger than Illyria. Things are gonna get ugly. That's where I live." ~Spike
  89. "There's hope...for some. There's hope that you'll find something worthy, that your life will lead you to some joy, that after everything, you can still be surprised." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  90. "He looks hot, in that suit." ~Marshall about Angel (or possibly Lindsey)
  91. "This isn't a meeting, this is you being annoying." ~Angel to Spike
  92. "Why am I always recognizance? I should get a decently flash gig, like 'Rescue the girl,' or 'Steal the emerald with the girl'." ~Spike
  93. "Hate to break it to you, mate, but bad things always happen everywhere." ~Spike
  94. "Welcome to the planet. We all paint on our happy faces every day, when all we really wanted is to pound the neighbor's missis, steal his Ben Franklins, and while we're at it, not think about the third of the world that's starving to death." ~Spike
  95. "Which Apocalypse? The one last year, or the year before that?" ~Angel
  96. "Heroes don't accept the world the way it is, they fight it." ~Lindsey McDonald
  97. "[Illyria]'s either counting oxygen molecules, or analyzing the petrie dish she just put into her mouth. Or sleeping. I can never quite tell." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  98. "I've been hitting the half-breed. He makes noise." ~Illyria
  99. "Keep in mind, [Angel] can't get laid without maybe going crazy. Makes it funny." ~Spike
  100. "The thing that killed my friend just saved me. No one knows why. This place just went Poseidon on my ass. I don't know which way is up." ~Charles Gunn

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