Quotes (Page 67)!
- "Dru, luv... Get bent." ~Spike
- "Doin' your mom and tryin' to kill your dad. Heh. There should be a play." ~Angelus to Connor
- "Potential Slayers can function without any sleep. Me? I'm no good without my usual ninety minutes." ~Xander Harris
- "Buffy said if you talked enough, I'm allowed to kill you." ~Dawn Summers to Andrew
- "Is there a language that you're speaking?" ~Dawn Summers to Andrew
- "I'm facing my fear...I'm facing my fear... Hear that, fear? I'm facing you." ~Willow Rosenberg
- "The Beljoxa's Eye was quite clear about that [beat] in its...enigmatic way." ~Rupert Giels
- "Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they are frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously." ~XKCD
- "How did you survive this long being so retarded?" ~Angelus to Cordelia
- "What in the HELL is Succubitch doin' here?" ~Lorne about Lilah
- "Wesley, would you please warn this walking infection that I haven't forgotten how she poked my head open like a Capri-Sun. And while my love for humanity allows me to tolerate her presence, if need be I will smack her down! Be a doll. Thanks." ~Lorne
- "Dud ex machina. There's a surprise." ~Lilah Morgan
- "No, sir. You don't play by the rules, and I have learned a valuable lesson...of some sort." ~Vi
- "Careful, Buffy. Just when you think it's part of the lesson, he'll...hurt your arm." ~Vi
- "[Spike]'s not evil, but when he gets near it, he picks up its flavour, like a mushroom or something." ~Buffy Summers
- "Chrysalises? chrysali? My butterfly transformer pods..." ~Willow Rosenberg
- "I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me." ~Xander Harris
- "I must warn you, Dan doesn't let anyone move in here unless they're sleeping with one of his daughters." ~Roseanne Conner
- "I always take the side of the one that doesn't want to squish the baby." ~Roseanne Conner
- "Oh, yes, s'mores. I'm going to end up singing campfire songs, aren't I?" ~Rupert Giles
- "Who ya gonna call? [beat] God, that phrase is never gonna be useable again, is it?" ~Spike
- "I assume there's a perfectly reasonable and not at all insane explanation, yes?" ~Rupert Giles
- "Oh. That's very sweet. Now wait a minute—you think I'm evil...if I bring a group of girls on a camping trip and don't touch them?" ~Rupert Giles
- "We're to provide you anything you need to help assface here. Those were [Riley's] exact words, ma'am." ~Soldier about Spike
- "You're preachin' to the guy who ate the choir." ~Angelus
- "Thanks for stoppin' by my head." ~Angelus
- "Now, if I were a sign of being evil, where would I be?" ~Buffy Summers raiding Principal Wood's office
- "You know, it's not even that [Principal Wood]'s acting that suspicious. It's just—there he is. On the hell mouth. All day, every day. That's got to be like bein' being showered with evil. Only from underneath....A bidet. Like a bidet of evil." ~Buffy Summers
- "I'm gonna wait for that sentence to come around again before I jump on." ~Willow Rosenberg
- "Never much cared for picket fences, anyway. Bloody dangerous." ~Spike
- "This can't just happen. This can't just keep happening that demon women find me attractive. There's gotta be a reason!" ~Xander Harris
- "My feelings are changeable, but intense." ~Anya Jenkins
- "What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay." ~Xander Harris
- "I'm a yammerer from way back." ~Fred Burkle
- "Sorry. I think my sense of humour is trapped in a jar somewhere." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
- "Discouraging pre-marital sex is against my religion." ~Barney Stinson
- "There's nothing like the end of the world to bring people together." ~Robin Wood
- "No need to thank me; I'm just the one who beat him off.... 'Repelled him' would perhaps be the better phrase." ~Spike
- "That's cryptic. I don't like it. Every time instructions get cryptic, someone gets hurt. Usually me." ~Xander Harris
- "Okay, so far, so creepy." ~Xander Harris
- "Hey, Buffy stopped talking! That usually means she had to go to work." ~Andrew Wells
- "Any apocalypse I avert without dying? Yeah. Those are the easy ones." ~Buffy Summers
- "Boring, old, and English. Just like you--ule Brynner. Yule Brynner. b-b-b-A British Yule Brynner." ~Buffy Summers to Giles
- "Willow, call for you from LA, somebody named Fred. Guy sounds kind of effeminate." ~Andrew Wells
- "Angel's dull as a table lamp. And we have very different colouring." ~Spike
- "You're firing me? I just refrained from kicking your ass!" ~Buffy to Wood
- "What is so great about the Tooth Fairy?! He takes teeth in the middle of the night. It's just weird." ~The Fairy Shoeperson
- "Wha?! Put me on the short bus and send me off to clueless school... A mystical pregnancy right under my beak and not even a tingle! Huh." ~Lorne
- "Well, congratulations. You're gonna have a grandspawn." ~Gunn
- "Easy Bake, flopapalooza, woosh, pop. I don't skulk." ~Angel
- "Oh, ffffudgicle."~Lorne
- "I've always wondered how many chunks you've gotta hack off a vampire before it goes all dustbunny." ~Skip
- "Look, monochrome can yap all he wants about no-name's cosmic plan, but here's a little something I picked up rubbing mojos these past couple of years. The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing—you never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it all like it was up to you—the world in the balance—'cause you never know when it is." ~Charles Gunn
- "I was very surprised and displeased to get lots of messages complaining that [Karen Gillan]'s 'too young,' and that this is a bad thing for the show. To those people, I have this to say: She's an actress. HER AGE IN NO WAY AFFECTS THE QUALITY OF THE SHOW. It didn't turn into a comedy sketch show when Catherine Tate was hired. It didn't turn into a motel-based soap when Freema Agyeman was hired (her first job was on Crossroads). It didn't turn into a teen pop song show when Billie was hired. Seasons 1 and 2 didn't have Rose singing a song at the end of every episode, about how cute Timelord boys are. Season 3 didn't have the Doctor and Martha opening a motel. Season 4 didn't have Catherine Tate dressing up as sweary pensioners or donning lots of prosthetics. Karen Gillan is 21. Not 12. She's an adult. But it doesn't matter how old or young she is, or what parts she played before, or how tall or short she is, or what colour her hair is, or what her opinions on cheese are, or anything else. She's an actress, and a very good one. That's all you should be worried about." ~James Moran
- "These people are going to need more than their 'promised one'. 'Contractually obligated 500' might be a start." ~Francis Allen Doyle
- "We're all on Death's door, repeatedly ringing the bell like maniacal Girl Scouts trying to make a quota." ~Anya Jenkins
- "I've hummed along to your pity ditty, and I think I should have the mic for a bit." ~Spike to Buffy
- "The diabolical ol' torture device the Comfy Chair." ~Spike
- "You're hurting my brain, Stephen." ~Jon Stewart
- "She looks like a ho, don't she?" ~Nana about Rachel in Friends
- "BOGO is 'Buy one, get one.' BOGOHO is 'Buy one, get one half-off.'" ~Dad
- "You're going to make a damn good nun." ~Robin Sherbatsky
- "Can't stay; gotta try something." ~Barney Stinson
- "Barney Stinson is about to aide and abet a marriage." ~Barney Stinson
- "Hat. We thought of 'Authentic Native American headdress' before we thought of 'hat'." ~Marshall Eriksen
- "You only have to see how my sartorial taste has improved, for instance..." ~The Sixth Doctor passing judgment on the Second
- "When you travel around as much as I do, it's almost inevitable that you'll run into yourself at some point." ~The Sixth Doctor
- "[Shockeye]'s been, uh...mothballed. My word, that's a mess." ~The Sixth Doctor
- "Do keep out of my way in the future and the past, there's a good fellow. The time continuum should be big enough for the both of us. Just." ~The Second Doctor to the Sixth
- "You shifted gender pronouns, sweetheart. Not that I'm judging." ~Lorne
- "I'm as tickled as...some one so tickled, they're out of similies." ~Lorne
- "It worked! I'm still in one piece!" ~The Sixth Doctor
- "Giles knows his single-malt antiseptics." ~Anya Jenkins
- "Wait. I'm not to the 'got it' place, yet. I'm still in the neighbourhood of 'you've got to be kidding'." ~Xander Harris
- "See, I'm still optimistic... You're just thrown off a little by this gritty-looking eye patch." ~Xander Harris
- "You're my strength, Xander. You're the only reason I've made it this far." ~Buffy Summers
- "Hey, I never said you were gonna die. I implied that you were gonna die; that's totally different....Besides, if you die, I'll just bring you back to life. That's what I do." ~Xander Harris
- "You did it. Fulfilled your mission. You found the Holy Grail, or the Holy Hand Grenade, or whatever the hell that is." ~Spike to Buffy
- "You are the perfect woman." ~Andrew Wells to Anya Jenkins
- "Well...I guess I was...kinda new to bein' around humans before. But now I've seen a lot more, gotten to know people, seen what they're capable of, and...I guess I just realized how amazingly screwed-up they all are. I mean really, really screwed-up in a monumental fashion. And they have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die, which they...they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They're incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane. And yet, here's the thing: When it's something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they're lame morons for fighting, but they do. They never, never quit. So I guess I will keep fighting, too." ~Anya Jenkins
- "So, wheelchair fight?" ~Andew Wells
- "Is it a crime if you steal yourself?" ~Marshall
- "Avaunt thee, foul fanged fiend!" ~Herbert to The Doctor
- "You sound as irritatingly resolute as another young lady I know very well." ~The Sixth Doctor to Vena
- "Goodbye, Herbert. Perhaps I will allow you to exorcise me another time." ~The Sixth Doctor
- "You gave me your word, you micro-cephalic apostate!" ~The Sixth Doctor
- "That's great. Everyone's got a soul now. I started it, the whole having a soul. Before it was all the cool new thing." ~Angel
- "Oh my god, are you twelve?" ~Buffy Summers to Angel
- "I'm cookie dough. I'm not done baking. I'm not finished becoming whoever the hell it is I'm gonna turn out to be." ~Buffy Summers
- "Don't look at me, this is a Summers thing. It's all very violent." ~Xander Harris
- "Hey, party in my eye socket, and everyone's invited! [beat] Sometimes I shouldn't say words." ~Xander Harris
- "Most people don't use their tongues to say 'Hello.' [beat] Or...I guess they do." ~Spike
- "Illusions against a Burninator? Silly, silly British man." ~Andrew Wells to Giles
- "I used to be a highly-respected Watcher. Now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily." ~Rupert Giles
- "The earth is definitely doomed." ~Rupert Giles
- "I feel like Elizabeth Taylor." ~Spike, a bit over-accessorized
- "Oh god. I'm terrified. I didn't think. I mean, I figured you'd be terrified, and I'd be sarcastic about it." ~Anya Jenkins
- "Not a huge demand for photo books of serial killer autopsies when you're living in a utopian wonderland...know what I mean?" ~Shopkeeper
- "Tonight, the role of Judas Iscariot will be played by Krevlorneswath of the Deathwok Clan." ~Lorne
- "Yeah, I'm movin', Angelcakes. Might not look like it, but, inside, I'm runnin'. Full speed ahead." ~Lorne
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