Quotes (Page 62)!

  1. "What? Free shipping for only $79 a year? That's not free!" ~Jon Stewart
  2. "I shall complain when this is over!" ~The Second Doctor
  3. "Officially, I'm here quite unofficially." ~The Second Doctor
  4. "I have no doubt that you could augment an earwig to the point where it understood nuclear physics, but it would still be a stupid thing to do!" ~The Second Doctor
  5. "What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?" ~The Sixth Doctor
  6. "Every actor is just an abused spouse who goes back, thinking he or she can make theater change it's ways." ~Jason Pratchett
  7. "Ever have a day where you look at someone being torn apart in a zombie movie and you envy them?" ~R.K. Milholland
  8. "Ooh, there's a microwave! It'd be like having hot and cold running popcorn!" ~Willow Rosenberg
  9. "I found a spell so you can't smell anything, but it does it by taking your nose off. So, no." ~Willow Rosenberg
  10. "I'm sort of having this aggressively bad day..." ~Xander Harris
  11. "It's a robot! It's a robot constructed of evil parts to look like me designed to do Evil!" ~Xander Harris
  12. "I swear, this time I KNOW I had that locked." ~Rupert Giles
  13. "If Xander kills himself, he's dead." ~Buffy Summers
  14. "Psychologically, this is fascinating. Doesn't everyone want to lock them in separate rooms and do experiments on them?" ~Riley Finn
  15. "Uh, we just, uh, need to arrange the candles. Also, we should continue to pretend we heard none of the disturbing sex talk." ~Rupert Giles
  16. "He's clearly a bad influence on himself." ~Rupert Giles
  17. "It's selling like (I'd say hot cakes, but I've honestly never seen people going, 'Are these cakes hot? Then I will buy all of them!' in real life)" ~Neil Gaiman
  18. "Nothing as wince-inducing as reading things you wrote ten years ago." ~R.K. Milholland
  19. "I am so sorry for slavery, just take the spider off my head!" ~Stephen Colbert
  20. "This isn't mere dust. This is Son of Dust. This is the kind of dust that spawns countless generations of little baby dust." ~Cordelia Chase
  21. "Spike, I just saw you taste your own nose blood. I'm too grossed out to listen to anything you have to say. Go home." ~Buffy Summers
  22. Spike: Hey, it's blood! It's what I do!
  23. "Buffy, listen to us! We're arguing! We're having a debate about a college lecture! I have dreamt of this day since...forever! You are turning into quite the student. Should I be watching my occipital lobe?...Occipital? The lobe in the back of your brain. You know, like, 'should I be watching my back?' But, you know, the ... back of your brain. ::sigh::" ~Willow Rosenberg
  24. "You're like my fairy godmother and Santa Claus and Q all wrapped up into one. [beat] Q from Bond, not Star Trek." ~Buffy Summers to Rupert Giles
  25. "I have a really high tolerance level for twits. I really do." ~Neil Gaiman
  26. "You know, I'm normally so sanguine. But... being accused of rushing these two books out to cash in on the Newbery Medal, without access to time travel equipment or anything, just makes me want to bang my forehead gently against a tree for half an hour. Is it too much to ask people to think?" ~Neil Gaiman
  27. "I never did understand him, and then your daddy told me he was drunk all the time." ~Mi abuela about one of my grandfather's friends
  28. "It's all twistedy. Like a bra strap that's not lined up right." ~Mi abuela
  29. "I think Nixon got a hold of this." ~Dad about a suspiciously blank film reel
  30. "Look for somebody with really pathetic legs, and we'll know it's Grandaddy." ~Mi abuela
  31. "Have fun with the old people potential nudity." ~Hillary
  32. "Those are some sexy shorts, Dad. You've got 'em hiked up to about your rib cage." ~Mum
  33. "There's Mom cleaning puke off the chair! We used to run that one in reverse, and it would go back in Alan's mouth." ~Mum
  34. "Oh, Pacey, you blind idiot. Can't you see she doesn't love you?" ~Spike
  35. "Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where they can make me unconscious and naked." ~Riley Finn
  36. "Someone's Blondie Bear is a Twenty-Questions genius!" ~Harmony Kendall
  37. "Oh, dear, is the enourmous hall monitor sick?" ~Spike about Riley
  38. "I look at my life and it just seems so depressing that I'm not sure if I was really born or if Morrissey sang me into existence." ~Davan McIntire
  39. "I always like Clint Eastwood. He'll shoot everyone and then some." ~Mi abuela
  40. "I'm 5'3 1/2". I'm tall and willowy, so [Jon Stewart] must be tall." ~Mi abuela
  41. "Our discussions tend to go about three minutes, then it's strictly name calling and hair pulling." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  42. "If I come back here on the end of a spatula, I'm expecting some serious workman's comp." ~Charles Gunn
  43. "If you are, y'know, crazy, I think things will go smoother if I know up front." ~Angel
  44. "There's not enough yuck in the world." ~Cordelia Chase
  45. "'Make love'? What are you, from the 18th century?" ~Bethany to Angel
  46. "You're a very graceful man, have I ever mentioned that?" ~Charles Gunn to Angel
  47. "Oh, screw those guys. We're adorable." ~Lily Aldrin
  48. "Show me you're psyched!" ~Barney Stinson
  49. "I can't help it. I just have all this involuntary empathy for Dawn. 'Cause she's, y'know, a big spaz." ~Willow Rosenberg
  50. "I'm out of money. I've never had to afford things before, and it's making me bitter." ~Anya Jenkins
  51. "Fff. You know, contrary to one self-involved worldview, your house happens to be directly between...parts and, and other parts of this town. And I would pass by in the day, but I feel I'm out-growing my whole Burst into Flame phase." ~Spike
  52. "I think I liked it better when demons would just crash in here and tear the place apart. Just seemed so much simpler." ~Rupert Giles
  53. "According to my figures, if we're frugal and garner some paying customers soon, we're financially sound through last Wednesday." ~Cordelia Chase
  54. "Snake in the woodshed! Snake in the woodshed!" ~Druscilla
  55. "Yes. Many dolphins at the pound." ~Willow Rosenberg
  56. "People help each other out, Anya. It's one of our strange customs." ~Rupert Giles
  57. "He called me a bad name!...I think it was bad. It might have been Latin." ~Xander Harris
  58. "Your definition of 'narrow' is impressively wide." ~Buffy Summers to Giles
  59. "I don't necessarily get her, but she's real nice." ~Xander Harris about Tara
  60. "With Willow, she's got this whole new thing in her life, but she's still Willow, which means I can figure her out. But Tara... All I know is she likes Willow, and she's already got one of those." ~Xander Harris
  61. "And you are talking about what on earth?" ~Rupert Giles
  62. "You're in a magic shop and you can't think what Tara might like. I believe you're both profoundly stupid." ~Rupert Giles
  63. "Yeah, we're building a race of frog people. It's a good time." ~Xander Harris
  64. "A lot of young people nowadays are experimenting with shortness. Gotta nip THAT in the bud." ~Riley Finn
  65. "What? That's the plan? Walkin' real quick was the plan?" ~Charles Gunn
  66. "This is Angel. [Picks up a book, opens it and pretends to read it, leaning her head in one hand.] 'Oh, no. I can't do anything fun tonight. I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them. Oh, by the way, I'm thinking of snapping on Friday.'" ~Cordelia Chase
  67. "Vampire living in a city known for its sun, driving a convertible. Why do you hate yourself?" ~Magev
  68. "Dear GOD. That's...nummy." ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  69. "I realize that every Slayer comes with an expiration date on the package, but I want mine to be a long time from now. Like a Cheeto." ~Buffy Summers
  70. "Oh, I'm sorry, did I sully our good name? We're vampires." ~Spike to Angelus
  71. "The king of cups expects a picnic...but this is not his birthday." ~Druscilla
  72. "He shall be very cross if he finds we had a mass slaughter without him." ~Druscilla
  73. "I for one didn't want to start my day with a slaughter. Which really just goes to show how much I've grown!" ~Anya Jenkins
  74. "What's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?" ~Riley Finn
  75. "Our circles are going around in circles. We've got dizzy circles here, Giles." ~Xander Harris
  76. "Oh, come on. If you don't laugh, it just seems mean." ~Barney Stinson
  77. "I'm never quite sure if I'm me when I'm dressed up." ~Neil Gaiman
  78. "I love games, Doctor. Games where I'm not expecting to end up dead." ~Peri Brown
  79. "I was imparting a little information! If you ask a question, you should listen to the answer, my girl. Otherwise, you will gain absolutely no benefit from being in my company. It is the province of knowledge to speak, and the privilege of wisdom to listen." ~The Sixth Doctor
  80. "People, you've gotta leave your tombs earthed." ~Cordelia Chase
  81. "There's something about food that moves by itself that gives me the heebie jeebies." ~Joyce Summers about Jello
  82. "I dusted two of em! Yay on me! That was pretty cool, except the part where I was all terrified and now my knees are all dizzy." ~Willow Rosenberg
  83. "I don't believe in tiny Jewish Santa anymore." ~Buffy Summers
  84. "Yup. Space lamb got him." ~Anya Jenkins
  85. "Oh, yeah touching it was my first impulse. Luckily, I've moved on to my second, which involves dry heaving and running like hell." ~Xander Harris
  86. "Look at how teeny Mercury is compared to, like, Saturn. Whereas, in contrast, the cars of the same name—" ~Xander Harris
  87. "It's a killer snot monster from outer space. [beat] I did not say that." ~Rupert Giles
  88. "Didn't we learn anything from the tea?" ~Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
  89. "Weird? It's mythic." ~Darla
  90. "You're a big hunk of hero sandwich." ~Lorne to Angel
  91. "I'm either comin' back with a cure, or you're about to see something kinda funny." ~Angel
  92. "That's very humourous - make fun of the ex-demon. I can just hear you in private: 'I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal.'" ~Anya Jenkins
  93. "Scotty was the only one on Star Trek we couldn't understand back in the old country. We thought he was a Pakastani who had a stroke." ~Craig Ferguson
  94. "Don't talk about the books again. You get all... And sometimes there's drool." ~Buffy Summers to Giles
  95. "I trust these Watchers about as far as you could throw them." ~Buffy Summers to Giles
  96. "Why do you talk? Why do you talk?!" ~Ted Mosby to Barney Stinson
  97. "I'm not stealing, I'm taking things without paying. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?" ~Willow Rosenberg
  98. "Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralysed with not caring very much." ~Spike
  99. "Anya, I have faith in you. There is NO one you cannot piss off." ~Willow Rosenberg
  100. "Trying to send him to a specific universe is kinda like trying to hit a puppy by throwing a live bee at it...which is a weird image and you should all just forget it." ~Willow Rosenberg

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