Quotes (Page 55)!

  1. "I know I need to socialise to get laid right? but how can I when it's more fun been married to fandom, being angsty and trying to avoid everyone I don't like in the world? It's a real social hermit's dilemma." ~scudthefish
  2. "This is fantastic. Somebody's got to show me how to do a cartwheel right now." ~Ray Barone
  3. "Try to understand something, Adric - because you get away with something, it doesn't justify it." ~The Fifth Doctor
  4. "Next time you want to escape from somewhere, _walk_." ~The Fifth Doctor
  5. "Why do you always have some incomprehensible answer?" ~Tegan Jovanka to The Fifth Doctor
  6. "I've met kings, emperors, megalomaniacs in my time." ~The Fifth Doctor
  7. "Remember when the e-petition to have Alan Moore honoured went up? The Prime Minister's office has responded -- although not with the proper response, which would have been 'YES! WHAT A FINE IDEA! WE SHALL MAKE HIM OFFICIAL WIZARD OF ALL ENGLAND AND SET HIM TO TURNING LEAD INTO GOLD! WITH AN OFFICIAL POINTY HAT!' But at least they don't actually rule it out." ~Neil Gaiman
  8. "Right. Back to the day. Too many people to see, or at least, look at blearily..." ~Neil Gaiman
  9. "Horror monsters don't have a palate for fine food, and they generally make rotten vegans." ~Justin from MRFH
  10. "OK, you’re the son of possibly the most beloved actor to play Doctor Who, John Pertwee, and you want to be an actor. Sounds like a tough gig; surely the son of such a cult icon is never going to be taken seriously in the film business? Yet, Sean Pertwee has managed to consistently land little roles in big films, normally playing the hard-as-nails-yet-practical character you just don't see enough in cinema these days. Amazingly, after his first film appearance way back in 1987 where he was cast in the glamorous role of 'Orton's Friend' in the completely underappreciated 'Prick Up Your Ears', Pertwee has landed roles in some big Hollywood films as of late, most recently '51st State' and 'Equilibrium', as well as the lead role in Dog Soldiers. Good on ya, Sean. Of course, if you just hop into your Dad's TARDIS, you can nip into the future and find out what film to star in next…" ~Rich of MRFH
  11. "What's the matter, old girl? Why this compulsion for planet Earth?" ~The Fifth Doctor, asking the question the audience had been wondering for nigh-on two decades
  12. "What do you do with a cocktail in a bath?!" ~Adric
  13. "Why do I always let my curiosity get the better of me?" ~The Fifth Doctor
  14. "You said he was a friend from Brazil....Where the nuts come from." ~The Fifth Doctor
  15. "Thank you, Lady Cranleigh, for a delightfully unexpected afternoon." ~The Fifth Doctor
  16. "What, do you think Shakespeare put in the script, 'Beatrice exterminates Benedick'?" ~Dalek Snowdon
  17. "I just have to run up to myself and have a good argument." ~Donna Noble
  18. "You are [special]. It just took The Doctor to show you that, simply by being with him. He did the same to me. To everyone he touches." ~Rose Tyler to Donna Noble
  19. "Other names they tried include: 'It Might Be Butter,' 'Does It Really Matter Wether It's Butter or not?' and 'I Was Always Told It Was Butter, But I'm Not So Sure Now.' Jeremy, the naming committee's token atheist, begged the question, 'why can't we just call it margarine?'" ~Bob-Rz about his cartoon entitled "Targeting a Demographic," showing a carton of "Well...It Could Be Butter" with the caption, "Think of it as 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' for agnostics."
  20. "Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet." ~Anon
  21. "Geeks are too happy to find someone else who shares their love for dodecahedrons and Morlocks and kaiju to let skin color get in the way. In my experience, geekdom is like a college town: safe haven for the different." ~Mac Bernardin
  22. "is that pretentious that the only thing I capitalize is..." ~Duckie
  23. "Doesn't this look like that grave I kicked over?" ~random chick in Pumpkinhead II
  24. "E-Space is another universe! There isn't a taxi service goes back and forth!" ~The Fifth Doctor
  25. "Do you know, I think since his regeneration he's become decidedly immature." ~Adric about The Fifth Doctor, ironically enough
  26. "Well, that isn't right. Or is it?" ~The Fifth Doctor
  27. "I want to announce my PRESENCE!" ~The Fifth Doctor
  28. "I like [Nightwish], cause it makes everything seem vaguely epic. Must complete homework, or else Sauron will capture the earth..." ~Marshall
  29. "The tall one with the fair hair. Even under the threat of death, he still has the arrogance of a Time Lord." ~The Cyberleader
  30. "If the freighter crashes into Earth with you on board, won't that make it rather difficult for you to carry out your task? I mean, you would be very crumpled." ~The Fifth Doctor
  31. "For some people, small, beautiful events is what life is all about!" ~The Fifth Doctor
  32. "Wow! And I thought all that crap people said about love was just to piss me off!" ~Malcolm
  33. "Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." ~Captain Malcolm Raynolds
  34. "I fear for the life of the internet after this coming episode." ~foreverrhapsody
  35. "Anything that may produce Jack/Jackie is hazardous to my sanity." ~shadowsonvenus
  36. "Robert, you have every right to be upset, but I will get a stepladder and fight you to the death over this." ~Debra Barone
  37. "We can't have a navigational hazard like that hanging about the galaxy." ~The Fifth Doctor about a random rift through the middle of Heathrow
  38. "It's times like this I wish I still had my scarf." ~The Fifth Doctor
  39. "I don't know what this Doctor's qualifications are, but if you ask me, the man's a lunatic." ~Heathrow Security Guard
  40. "You know how it is - put things off for a day, and suddenly it's a hundred years later." ~The Fifth Doctor
  41. "We sent armed guards when a friendly face and a welcoming hand would have sufficed. Are you surprised that he resisted?" ~Councilor Hedin
  42. "The Lord of the Rings trilogy restored the balance in the Force after the Star Wars prequels ruined everything that was awesome about being a nerd at the movies." ~Wil Wheaton
  43. "You know, you're really a prude." ~Admiral Al Calavicci to Dr. Sam Beckett
  44. "Hudson is so much better than Lambert, though. Hudson at least doesn't just stand there and die - he goes out shooting." ~Kat on the relative merits of annoying characters in Alien(s)
  45. "I actually have this pet theory that they missed when they dropped off Jamie and he's the crazy old guy at Torchwood Two." ~oldstarnewshine
  46. "Ew. Something gross is on the Lysol, and you can't lysol the Lysol. That's horribly unfortunate." ~Duckie
  47. "I never want to be exploded onto a fountain of cheese." ~Duckie
  48. "It is pure 'Doctor Who' and so mad. You are watching it thinking, 'Star Trek can't do this! Even Star Wars can't do this.' All those things have spaceships and monsters, but this has a temp from Chiswick played by Catherine Tate, and Billie Piper with a great big gun. We have got Freema [Agyeman], who gets a remarkable story, and some of her best material ever. It plays to 'Doctor Who's' strength." ~Russell T Davies, looking back at the show
  49. "It was rarely _your_ safety I was concerned for." ~The Eighth Doctor to Leela in "The Ten Doctors"
  50. "These plans become a lot simpler when you're not worried about your own safety." ~The Sixth Doctor in "The Ten Doctors"
  51. "You are going to watch this, and you are going to appreciate it. Okay? If you say anything bad about The Doctor, I'm going to break up with you. I love David Tennant - he's my favourite actor." ~Kat the Quasi-Roommate
  52. "Ianto can't be bovvered to clean up his dead puppy because his Pteranodon ate it. We'd get emo!Ianto crying in the rain again" ~singswithmicoff
  53. "The sixth face of Delusion is the wearer's own. That was probably the idea, don't you think?" ~The Fifth Doctor
  54. "They may look like amateurs, but that man has an incredible knack for being one jump ahead of everyone. If there is a safe way into that place, he'll be the one to find it." ~Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart about The Doctor
  55. "I don't think you could annoy that man even if you wanted to. He's being as nice as pie." ~Jamie McCrimmon about Tobias Vaughn
  56. "You know something? You're a clever wee chappie." ~Jamie McCrimmon to The Doctor
  57. "Something mysterious in a school. That would be ridiculous, wouldn't it?" ~Sarah Jane Smith
  58. "It's an odd tee shirt, not very pretty, with a square and a pattern on it, bought in Brighton walking from the train station to the Metropole hotel in 1987. It's actually a misprint. I bought it because it was a little odd, and very cheap, and I felt sorry for it, little knowing that I was soon going to have to start writing comics to fund my newfound black tee shirt addiction." ~Neil Gaiman on his historic first black t-shirt
  59. "Why didn't you tie me down and shoot me in the leg? What's the good of having a gun if you don't tie your friend down and shoot him in the leg when he's about to buy a new house?" ~Adrian Monk
  60. "I should never have bought this house. I should have waited until something better came along. Like death." ~Adrian Monk
  61. "It's a bit human in there for me." ~The Ninth Doctor
  62. "Voicemail dooms us all." ~Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North
  63. "Have you quite finished being strange?" ~Arnold Rimmer
  64. "What a beautiful pancreas." ~Adrian Monk
  65. "The pope is an old man, and his eyesight is poor. That is no reason to prank him with a koala." ~Stephen Colbert
  66. "I am a gangster hoss, and I will pop the truth in your ass." ~Stephen Colbert to Toby Keith
  67. "Tad dropped a spore!" ~Trisha Gupty
  68. "You know, one day... Just one day, maybe I'm gonna meet someone who gets the whole, 'Don't wander off' thing. Nine-hundred years of phonebox travel, it's the only thing left to surprise me." ~The Ninth Doctor
  69. "You don't have laser eyes. But I do appreciate that you've tried." ~Kat
  70. "Your shirts are like the prize in the Cracker Jack box." ~Kat
  71. "Your _brain_ is slightly squidgy." ~Duckie to me
  72. "There's nothing like watching the sun rise...except watching it set in reverse." ~Daria Morgendorffer
  73. "Okay, this time, let's reverse the polarity of the plug." ~Trent Lane, channeling The Third Doctor
  74. "We're like artists, and this is how we screw ourselves." ~Jane Lane
  75. "That's how we do it in America, comrade." ~Quinn Morgendorffer
  76. "My goal is not to wake up at forty with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life in a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens." ~Daria Morgendorffer
  77. "I've already told you, no resignations while class is in session!" ~Ms. Li to Mr. DeMartino
  78. "I'm not going to continue to live my life like some kind of monk in a nunnery." ~Quinn Morgendorffer
  79. "Are you baiting me? Because I am that immature." ~Jon Stewart
  80. "YouTube, will you marry me?" ~Jon Stewart
  81. "There's nothing better to spice up a marriage than dispatching the undead." ~Dale Gribble
  82. "What do the contents of my underpants have to do with national security?" ~Hank Hill
  83. "It's about destroying the status quo. Because the status is NOT quo. The world is a mess, and I just need to...rule it." ~Dr. Horrible
  84. "I’m always interested in seeing just how bad Aaron Eckhart’s hair is going to be. Love the guy, think he’s adorable, but he’s totally tied with Stephen Baldwin as reigning master of the absolute most unflattering hair styles of all time. Worse hair, I dare you to find." ~Meg Wood
  85. "Please, god, no amusing surprises..." ~Daria Morgendorffer
  86. "I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe; you win." ~Jim Halpert
  87. "I think we broke his brain." ~Pam Beesley
  88. "The Torchwood team are always eating. For some reason I love this." ~Mythtaken
  89. "The Dark Knight is excellent, though mostly about as much fun as being stabbed in the face." ~Mythtaken
  90. "In thirty years of soldiering, I have never encountered such destructive power as I have seen displayed here and now by the British school boy." ~Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart
  91. "I don't fancy a non-stop mystery tour of the galaxy." ~Tegan Jovanka, indicating that she is on the wrong show
  92. "Your brain is not fine; the leap swiss-cheesed it." ~Dr. Sam Beckett to Admiral Al Calavicci
  93. "Why do I have this creepy crawly scary feeling?" ~Admiral Al Calavicci
  94. "Revenge is mine; thus sayeth the hologram." ~Dr. Sam Beckett to Admiral Al Calavicci
  95. "This is HDTV - it's got better resolution than the real world." ~Phillip J. Fry
  96. "He appears to be raising the roof. You know, he really is adorable. He shouldn't be our president, he should be our mascot." ~Jon Stewart
  97. "Nothing brings closure to a campaign like opening it up again." ~Jon Stewart
  98. "Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." ~Demetri Martin
  99. "Coldhearted bastard!" ~Jon Stewart to John Oliver
  100. "I did not mean to take the piss out of a town that had no piss to take." ~Stephen Colbert

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