Quotes (Page 50)!
- "If you two could put your weight on the door and stop it opening too suddenly... I don't want to lose my arm, I'm rather attached to it. It's so handy." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Well, we can't just sit here glittering, can we?" ~Sarah Jane Smith
- "One thing about you Harry, you never miss the obvious." ~Sarah Jane Smith
- "'Fragmetize'? Oh, well. I suppose we can't expect decent English from a machine." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Careful, careful! I might explode!" ~The Fourth Doctor
- "That's the trouble with ideas - they only come a bit at a time." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "[beat] This is quite homoerotic." ~Captain Jack Harkness
- "Just wish you'd have been uglier. You're not gay by any chance, are you?" ~Rhys Williams to Captain Jack Harkness
- "It's about time the people who run this planet of yours realize that to be dependent on a mineral slime just doesn't make sense." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "[The sea] may be calm, but it's never empty." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Teeth are very serious things." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Some sort of primeval mating call...If my theory is correct, we're going to have to handle this very, very carefully." ~The Fourth Doctor, proving that sometimes Torchwood _would_ come in handy
- "I'm not a party to any kind of nonsense. Your grace." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Well, it takes all sorts to make a galaxy, your grace." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "You can't rule the world in hiding. You've got to come out onto the balcony sometimes and wave a tentacle...if you'll pardon the expression." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Very good, very good! Almost impressive!" ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Right! Let's see what other damage we can do!" ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Yes, that's the TARDIS. And I'm going to pilot it all the way to London. I can be there five minutes ago." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "You always get rude when you're trying to cover up a mistake." ~Sarah Jane Smith
- "It's tempting to let them go ahead and destroy themselves. The trouble is, they wouldn't be the only ones." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "[The ship will be dragged down] faster and faster. Until, of course, we reach the surface, then we'll stop. With a bang." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Usually I only entertain friends in the TARDIS." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "You and I are scientists, Professor. We buy our privilege to experiment at the cost of total responsibility." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Come on, Sarah. We've an appointment in London, and we're already 30,000 years late." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "I'm not a human being; I walk in eternity." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "If I knew, I wouldn't ASK. Don't be obtuse, man!" ~The Fourth Doctor
- "I have the advantage of being slightly ahead of you. Sometimes behind you, but normally ahead of you....I'm sure you don't [understand], but it's very nice of you to try." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "So pedantic at a time like this. It doesn't matter!" ~Sarah Jane Smith
- "I often think dimensional transcendentalism is preposterous, but it works." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "We don't want to be blamed for starting a fire, do we? I had enough of that in 1666." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Oh, definite article, how I've missed you." ~Jon Stewart
- "At first I thought, 'Haha, he's making a Bubonic plague joke.' And then I thought, 'Haha, he made a joke about people dying of Bubonic plague.'" ~Duckie
- "I learned that if you kiss [Lilith] too fast, you get an ice cream headache." ~Dr. Niles Crane
- "Just what I need, a small rodent looking at me while I work. I think I'll call it Owen." ~Dr. Toshiko Sato
- "Hey, there are other shows to watch right now. I'm not making you stay." ~Stephen Colbert
- "You are not invited to my home." ~Stephen Colbert to Leonard Nimoy
- "Oh, you are warped on the inside. How do you think of these things?" ~Ianto Jones to Toshiko Sato
- "We're more ad hoc...but better looking!" ~Captain Jack Harkness on the fundamental difference between UNIT and Torchwood
- "Still struggling to conquer your shyness, Jack?" ~Dr. Martha Jones
- "It's the jaw line - once seen, always yearned for." ~Captain Jack Harkness
- "I had a bad experience with a politician recently. I tend not to listen to White Hall anymore." ~Captain Jack Harkness
- "I'm sure you shouldn't drink so soon after breaking your neck." ~Sarah Jane Smith
- "Well, yes and no. Or no and yes. So to speak. As it were." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "The data that was drained from the girl shows the Doctor's long association with libertarian causes. His entire history is one of opposition to conquest. While he lives, he is a threat." ~Chedaki
- "Don't worry, Sarah. Who'll notice me?" ~The Fourth Doctor
- "I am awake! I think!" ~The Fourth Doctor
- "I hate sarcasm...especially when I'm dying." ~Sarah Jane Smith
- "And what are we going to use for air?" ~Sarah Jane Smith
- "So, provided we don't burn up on reentry and aren't suffocated on the way down, we'll probably be smashed to a pulp when we land." ~Sarah Jane Smith
- "Now, if you do see me again today, I want you to report it to me immediately. I'll be with the CO in the scanner room." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "If you're going to sit there wallowing in self pity, I'll bite your nose." ~The Fourth Doctor's words of comfort to Sarah Jane Smith
- "If I wanted to steal from you, would I come in through the front door?" ~The Fourth Doctor
- "If you stop breaking my arm, I might like you a bit." ~Sarah Jane Smith
- "The consequences would be appalling." ~The Fourth Doctor on immortality
- "Death is the price we pay for progress." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "You thought I was dead! You're always making that mistake." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Keep calm, Sarah, keep calm. Whatever you do, keep-- You are calm." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "I came first in Jiggery Pokery." ~The Ninth Doctor
- "Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble when there's nothing else left." ~Jabe
- "I told my mom one of my favourite shows is To Catch a Predator, and she thought that was weird." ~Hillary
- "But Three is still MY Doctor and I doubt anything will change that. None of the others have the lovely ruffles, or dear Bessie, (well okay Four drove her a bit), or sing like him, or have that mix of scientific love of gadgetry and quiet quirkiness, or are that in love with Venusian culture, or do martial arts, or swordfight with such skill. He was just HIM. Unique. Pure and alone, nobody else quite like him. Nobody can take that away. Um, well, all that is surface stuff, I now realise. But he's still got the _core_ Doctor personality in his own way. That odd mix of snooty and sweet, strict and gentle, occasional loud bellowing and then turn right around and nicely compliment somebody on their coffee..._that's_ "him" in the way that's actually important, I guess. But I still love the ruffles." ~Captain Chaotica!!
- "I do it because it's fun. I do it because writing is, like death, a lonely business. I do it because I've never managed to keep a diary, and because it's amazingly useful being able to search the blog and find out when I was last in Finland (say)." ~Neil Gaiman on blogging
- "You wanna be interviewed? Come on, get your clothes on." ~Guard on Lock Up
- "I teach Sunday school, [mofo]." ~Colbert
- "I'll just check outside to see if the world has ended." ~Dr. Niles Crane
- "Isn't that what you really want in a jean? The ability to kick people in the face in them? I don't wanna have to go home and change into shorts..." ~Jon Stewart
- "Also, [does Torchwood] ever actually save the world? I mean intentionally and without shooting multiple team members in the process." ~rhapsodomancing
- "Toast #4 was excessively mutilated." ~James
- "I was going to say, 'Sorry if your bread's a little mutated,' but then I realized that's a different word." ~James
- "Although really, killing [immortal character] seems almost like cheating. Sooner or later everyone does it." ~Slybrarian
- "In fact, Bedquilt is 'nearby' Colossal Cave only in the sense that your back door is 'nearby' your house." ~Dennis G. Jertz
- "[David Tennant] has more teeth than any Earth human ought to." ~selenesue
- "I don't know the scientific explanation, but fire made it good." ~Homer Simpson
- "Does anyone else think that Jack would be really amused by Torchwood fic?" ~viorica8957 (to which ms_treesap responded, "He'd be writing them himself.")
- "When I hear a really good song, I nod my head like I'm saying 'Yes!' to every beat." ~Homer Simpson
- "C'est la vie. And I use the French because...you're [a jerk]." ~Dr. James Wilson to Dr. Gregory House
- "She's always looking out for number one, and you're always looking out for whoever you are with. Your needs are going to feed her needs until all that's left is a Wilson chalk outline on the floor." ~Dr. Lisa Cuddy
- "Is it still necrophilia if I'm conscious?" ~A Torchwood character
- "Oh, that is the single most disgusting thing I have ever seen!" ~Captain Jack Harkness
- "It's Owen, it's not like he's dangerous." ~Captain Jack Harkness
- "If you've got forever, you don't notice the flecks in the concrete, or bother to touch the bricks." ~A Torchwood character
- "I'm dead, I'm not Death. There is a difference." ~A Torchwood character
- "That chap you called in from UNIT? Is he quite sane?" ~Richard Dunbar about The Doctor
- "Yes, money. Hired thieves and murderers don't usually work for love." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "That's right, grab us. We're very dangerous." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Things aren't where we want them to be just because we want them to be there." ~Dr. Gregory House
- "Invent a codeword, they love that. What about Operation Nuthouse?" ~Amelia Ducat
- "Oh God, now every time I'm gonna watch a tv show, I'll think "would Jack shag this one?" and the answer would probably always be 'yes' xD" ~jellyfish62
- "All [divination] takes is a good imagination and a glib tongue." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Sometimes the voice of reason is more effective than the burning iron." ~Duke Giuliano
- "He takes away from man the only thing worth having...a sense of purpose, what else? The ability granted to every intelligent species to shape its own destiny." ~The Doctor
- "You know, the worse the situation, the worse your jokes get?" ~Sarah Jane Smith to The Doctor
- "Oh, come off it, Hieronymous, you know who I am! You can drop all that bosh about sacred stones and profanity and just be your natural, horrid self." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "It's part of a Time Lord's job to insist on justice for all species." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Wonderful thing, pain. Without pain, no race could survive." ~Dr. Carter
- "Nothing happened. A sort of unexplosion has taken place." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Eldrad, you'll achieve nothing on Kastria unless you overcome this paranoid obsession with treachery. You MUST cooperate." ~The Fourth Doctor giving a bit of advice we could all use
- "I'll never be warm again. Never, ever, ever." ~Sarah Jane Smith
- "I must be mad. I'm sick of being cold and wet and hypnotised left, right, and centre. I'm sick of being shot at, savaged by bug-eyed monsters, never knowing if I'm coming or going, or BEING. Oh, I want a bath. I want my hair washed. I just want to feel _human_ again." ~Sarah Jane Smith's breakup letter
- "I deny this reality. The reality is a computation matrix." ~The Fourth Doctor
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