Quotes (Page 50)!

  1. "If you two could put your weight on the door and stop it opening too suddenly... I don't want to lose my arm, I'm rather attached to it. It's so handy." ~The Fourth Doctor
  2. "Well, we can't just sit here glittering, can we?" ~Sarah Jane Smith
  3. "One thing about you Harry, you never miss the obvious." ~Sarah Jane Smith
  4. "'Fragmetize'? Oh, well. I suppose we can't expect decent English from a machine." ~The Fourth Doctor
  5. "Careful, careful! I might explode!" ~The Fourth Doctor
  6. "That's the trouble with ideas - they only come a bit at a time." ~The Fourth Doctor
  7. "[beat] This is quite homoerotic." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  8. "Just wish you'd have been uglier. You're not gay by any chance, are you?" ~Rhys Williams to Captain Jack Harkness
  9. "It's about time the people who run this planet of yours realize that to be dependent on a mineral slime just doesn't make sense." ~The Fourth Doctor
  10. "[The sea] may be calm, but it's never empty." ~The Fourth Doctor
  11. "Teeth are very serious things." ~The Fourth Doctor
  12. "Some sort of primeval mating call...If my theory is correct, we're going to have to handle this very, very carefully." ~The Fourth Doctor, proving that sometimes Torchwood _would_ come in handy
  13. "I'm not a party to any kind of nonsense. Your grace." ~The Fourth Doctor
  14. "Well, it takes all sorts to make a galaxy, your grace." ~The Fourth Doctor
  15. "You can't rule the world in hiding. You've got to come out onto the balcony sometimes and wave a tentacle...if you'll pardon the expression." ~The Fourth Doctor
  16. "Very good, very good! Almost impressive!" ~The Fourth Doctor
  17. "Right! Let's see what other damage we can do!" ~The Fourth Doctor
  18. "Yes, that's the TARDIS. And I'm going to pilot it all the way to London. I can be there five minutes ago." ~The Fourth Doctor
  19. "You always get rude when you're trying to cover up a mistake." ~Sarah Jane Smith
  20. "It's tempting to let them go ahead and destroy themselves. The trouble is, they wouldn't be the only ones." ~The Fourth Doctor
  21. "[The ship will be dragged down] faster and faster. Until, of course, we reach the surface, then we'll stop. With a bang." ~The Fourth Doctor
  22. "Usually I only entertain friends in the TARDIS." ~The Fourth Doctor
  23. "You and I are scientists, Professor. We buy our privilege to experiment at the cost of total responsibility." ~The Fourth Doctor
  24. "Come on, Sarah. We've an appointment in London, and we're already 30,000 years late." ~The Fourth Doctor
  25. "I'm not a human being; I walk in eternity." ~The Fourth Doctor
  26. "If I knew, I wouldn't ASK. Don't be obtuse, man!" ~The Fourth Doctor
  27. "I have the advantage of being slightly ahead of you. Sometimes behind you, but normally ahead of you....I'm sure you don't [understand], but it's very nice of you to try." ~The Fourth Doctor
  28. "So pedantic at a time like this. It doesn't matter!" ~Sarah Jane Smith
  29. "I often think dimensional transcendentalism is preposterous, but it works." ~The Fourth Doctor
  30. "We don't want to be blamed for starting a fire, do we? I had enough of that in 1666." ~The Fourth Doctor
  31. "Oh, definite article, how I've missed you." ~Jon Stewart
  32. "At first I thought, 'Haha, he's making a Bubonic plague joke.' And then I thought, 'Haha, he made a joke about people dying of Bubonic plague.'" ~Duckie
  33. "I learned that if you kiss [Lilith] too fast, you get an ice cream headache." ~Dr. Niles Crane
  34. "Just what I need, a small rodent looking at me while I work. I think I'll call it Owen." ~Dr. Toshiko Sato
  35. "Hey, there are other shows to watch right now. I'm not making you stay." ~Stephen Colbert
  36. "You are not invited to my home." ~Stephen Colbert to Leonard Nimoy
  37. "Oh, you are warped on the inside. How do you think of these things?" ~Ianto Jones to Toshiko Sato
  38. "We're more ad hoc...but better looking!" ~Captain Jack Harkness on the fundamental difference between UNIT and Torchwood
  39. "Still struggling to conquer your shyness, Jack?" ~Dr. Martha Jones
  40. "It's the jaw line - once seen, always yearned for." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  41. "I had a bad experience with a politician recently. I tend not to listen to White Hall anymore." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  42. "I'm sure you shouldn't drink so soon after breaking your neck." ~Sarah Jane Smith
  43. "Well, yes and no. Or no and yes. So to speak. As it were." ~The Fourth Doctor
  44. "The data that was drained from the girl shows the Doctor's long association with libertarian causes. His entire history is one of opposition to conquest. While he lives, he is a threat." ~Chedaki
  45. "Don't worry, Sarah. Who'll notice me?" ~The Fourth Doctor
  46. "I am awake! I think!" ~The Fourth Doctor
  47. "I hate sarcasm...especially when I'm dying." ~Sarah Jane Smith
  48. "And what are we going to use for air?" ~Sarah Jane Smith
  49. "So, provided we don't burn up on reentry and aren't suffocated on the way down, we'll probably be smashed to a pulp when we land." ~Sarah Jane Smith
  50. "Now, if you do see me again today, I want you to report it to me immediately. I'll be with the CO in the scanner room." ~The Fourth Doctor
  51. "If you're going to sit there wallowing in self pity, I'll bite your nose." ~The Fourth Doctor's words of comfort to Sarah Jane Smith
  52. "If I wanted to steal from you, would I come in through the front door?" ~The Fourth Doctor
  53. "If you stop breaking my arm, I might like you a bit." ~Sarah Jane Smith
  54. "The consequences would be appalling." ~The Fourth Doctor on immortality
  55. "Death is the price we pay for progress." ~The Fourth Doctor
  56. "You thought I was dead! You're always making that mistake." ~The Fourth Doctor
  57. "Keep calm, Sarah, keep calm. Whatever you do, keep-- You are calm." ~The Fourth Doctor
  58. "I came first in Jiggery Pokery." ~The Ninth Doctor
  59. "Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble when there's nothing else left." ~Jabe
  60. "I told my mom one of my favourite shows is To Catch a Predator, and she thought that was weird." ~Hillary
  61. "But Three is still MY Doctor and I doubt anything will change that. None of the others have the lovely ruffles, or dear Bessie, (well okay Four drove her a bit), or sing like him, or have that mix of scientific love of gadgetry and quiet quirkiness, or are that in love with Venusian culture, or do martial arts, or swordfight with such skill. He was just HIM. Unique. Pure and alone, nobody else quite like him. Nobody can take that away. Um, well, all that is surface stuff, I now realise. But he's still got the _core_ Doctor personality in his own way. That odd mix of snooty and sweet, strict and gentle, occasional loud bellowing and then turn right around and nicely compliment somebody on their coffee..._that's_ "him" in the way that's actually important, I guess. But I still love the ruffles." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  62. "I do it because it's fun. I do it because writing is, like death, a lonely business. I do it because I've never managed to keep a diary, and because it's amazingly useful being able to search the blog and find out when I was last in Finland (say)." ~Neil Gaiman on blogging
  63. "You wanna be interviewed? Come on, get your clothes on." ~Guard on Lock Up
  64. "I teach Sunday school, [mofo]." ~Colbert
  65. "I'll just check outside to see if the world has ended." ~Dr. Niles Crane
  66. "Isn't that what you really want in a jean? The ability to kick people in the face in them? I don't wanna have to go home and change into shorts..." ~Jon Stewart
  67. "Also, [does Torchwood] ever actually save the world? I mean intentionally and without shooting multiple team members in the process." ~rhapsodomancing
  68. "Toast #4 was excessively mutilated." ~James
  69. "I was going to say, 'Sorry if your bread's a little mutated,' but then I realized that's a different word." ~James
  70. "Although really, killing [immortal character] seems almost like cheating. Sooner or later everyone does it." ~Slybrarian
  71. "In fact, Bedquilt is 'nearby' Colossal Cave only in the sense that your back door is 'nearby' your house." ~Dennis G. Jertz
  72. "[David Tennant] has more teeth than any Earth human ought to." ~selenesue
  73. "I don't know the scientific explanation, but fire made it good." ~Homer Simpson
  74. "Does anyone else think that Jack would be really amused by Torchwood fic?" ~viorica8957 (to which ms_treesap responded, "He'd be writing them himself.")
  75. "When I hear a really good song, I nod my head like I'm saying 'Yes!' to every beat." ~Homer Simpson
  76. "C'est la vie. And I use the French because...you're [a jerk]." ~Dr. James Wilson to Dr. Gregory House
  77. "She's always looking out for number one, and you're always looking out for whoever you are with. Your needs are going to feed her needs until all that's left is a Wilson chalk outline on the floor." ~Dr. Lisa Cuddy
  78. "Is it still necrophilia if I'm conscious?" ~A Torchwood character
  79. "Oh, that is the single most disgusting thing I have ever seen!" ~Captain Jack Harkness
  80. "It's Owen, it's not like he's dangerous." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  81. "If you've got forever, you don't notice the flecks in the concrete, or bother to touch the bricks." ~A Torchwood character
  82. "I'm dead, I'm not Death. There is a difference." ~A Torchwood character
  83. "That chap you called in from UNIT? Is he quite sane?" ~Richard Dunbar about The Doctor
  84. "Yes, money. Hired thieves and murderers don't usually work for love." ~The Fourth Doctor
  85. "That's right, grab us. We're very dangerous." ~The Fourth Doctor
  86. "Things aren't where we want them to be just because we want them to be there." ~Dr. Gregory House
  87. "Invent a codeword, they love that. What about Operation Nuthouse?" ~Amelia Ducat
  88. "Oh God, now every time I'm gonna watch a tv show, I'll think "would Jack shag this one?" and the answer would probably always be 'yes' xD" ~jellyfish62
  89. "All [divination] takes is a good imagination and a glib tongue." ~The Fourth Doctor
  90. "Sometimes the voice of reason is more effective than the burning iron." ~Duke Giuliano
  91. "He takes away from man the only thing worth having...a sense of purpose, what else? The ability granted to every intelligent species to shape its own destiny." ~The Doctor
  92. "You know, the worse the situation, the worse your jokes get?" ~Sarah Jane Smith to The Doctor
  93. "Oh, come off it, Hieronymous, you know who I am! You can drop all that bosh about sacred stones and profanity and just be your natural, horrid self." ~The Fourth Doctor
  94. "It's part of a Time Lord's job to insist on justice for all species." ~The Fourth Doctor
  95. "Wonderful thing, pain. Without pain, no race could survive." ~Dr. Carter
  96. "Nothing happened. A sort of unexplosion has taken place." ~The Fourth Doctor
  97. "Eldrad, you'll achieve nothing on Kastria unless you overcome this paranoid obsession with treachery. You MUST cooperate." ~The Fourth Doctor giving a bit of advice we could all use
  98. "I'll never be warm again. Never, ever, ever." ~Sarah Jane Smith
  99. "I must be mad. I'm sick of being cold and wet and hypnotised left, right, and centre. I'm sick of being shot at, savaged by bug-eyed monsters, never knowing if I'm coming or going, or BEING. Oh, I want a bath. I want my hair washed. I just want to feel _human_ again." ~Sarah Jane Smith's breakup letter
  100. "I deny this reality. The reality is a computation matrix." ~The Fourth Doctor

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