Quotes (Page 45)!

  1. "You know, when you think of it, there's no good reason under God for little girls and little boys. Think of it, the other tender issue of mammals. Among puppies or kittens or colts, does one find gender? It's never an issue. The half-grown fragile thing is sexless. There is no determination." ~Armand
  2. "Christianity is a religion based on the notion that we are living in the Last Days! It's a religion fueled by the ability of men to forget all the blunders of the past, and get dressed once more for the Last Days." ~Marius
  3. "Hair! I'm not bald! Ooh... big hair. Sideburns - I've got sideburns! Or really bad skin..." ~The Tenth Doctor
  4. "Love is love, no matter who you fall in love with, love is love, it can be painful, it can be wonderful." ~John Barrowman
  5. "I love the bit when I pull the gun out of my ass. And that was 'cause Russell was like '[Jack]'s gotta have a gun, he's gotta have�' I said 'Just leave it to me.'" ~John Barrowman
  6. "Hello, I'm David. I'm 925 years old, and I come from Gallifrey." ~David Tennant
  7. "Oh, listen, it's scary enough. Don't expect me to improvise." ~David Tennant while on The Weakest Link
  8. "Babylon 5...? I mean, that's a whole different show." ~Noel Clark
  9. "I don't know that Anne [Robinson] would be a particularly successful companion for the Doctor, I think Anne would be the Eleventh Doctor. In fact, I think she's probably lined up already to take over as soon as I leave." ~David Tennant
  10. "GOOD GOD, consider yourselves fortunate that you have John Adams to abuse! For no sane man would tolerate it!" ~John Adams
  11. "A second flood, a simple famine, plagues of locusts everywhere, or a cataclysmic earthquake, I'd accept with some despair. But no, You sent us Congress! Good God, Sir, was that fair?" ~John Adams
  12. "I have better things to do than stand here listening to you quote yourself." ~John Adams
  13. "Well, I'll never appear in the history books anyway. Only you. Franklin did this, and Franklin did that, and Franklin did some other damn thing. Franklin smote the ground and out sprang George Washington--fully grown and on his horse. Franklin then electrified him with his miraculous lightning rod and the three of them, Franklin, Washington and the horse, conducted the entire revolution all by themselves." ~John Adams
  14. "If I had been Chris Hansen, I would have been like, 'Why don't you just have some fries, too?'" ~Hillary
  15. "Scared AND holding a gun. 's a good combination; do you wanna risk it?" ~Martha Jones
  16. "Your leader will be furious if you kill me. [sadly] I'm a genius." ~The Second Doctor
  17. "No muss, no fuss, they just zap you into the past and let you live to death." ~The Tenth Doctor
  18. "I made some cocoa and got engaged." ~The First Doctor
  19. "I�ve been ruminating and by ruminating I mean pondering, not chewing cud." ~Charlotte "Chuck" Charles
  20. "Intolerant... That's a funny term for South Park..." ~Hillary
  21. "Why does everything with you shrinks start in the crotch?" ~Martin Crane
  22. "I've got three dollars and a debit card. [beat] That sounds like a bad country song." ~Hillary
  23. "I don't know you well enough to have this conversation..." ~Dr. George O'Malley
  24. "Oh, dear... What a silly old idiot I am..." ~The Second Doctor
  25. "Which end did he land on when he fell down that shaft?" ~Jamie McCrimmon about The Second Doctor
  26. "Look at you, you've declared Jihad on a possum." ~Tom Scavo
  27. "They were, like, not feeling well because they had just had their [manhood] chopped off." ~Hillary
  28. "To get that many people dressed up and being silly, they've gotta be students." ~Rose Tyler
  29. "Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life!" ~The Ninth Doctor
  30. "If I ever saw Chris Hansen at the airport or something, I would fangirl his ass." ~Hillary
  31. "If you're going to be in trouble, you'll need me to look after you." ~Jamie McCrimmon
  32. "It is a fact, Jamie, that I do tend to get involved in things." ~The Second Doctor
  33. "Whenever there's any trouble, he's in it right up to his neck." ~Jamie McCrimmon
  34. "They like making speeches..." ~The Second Doctor on the Time Lords
  35. "Earth seems more vulnerable than others." ~The Second Doctor
  36. "Pobrecito... (Okay, pobre...rather tall thingie, to be accurate.)" ~Captain Chaotica!! about the Third Doctor
  37. "Oh, dear dear dear, I really am losing it now ... well, didn't ever really have that far to go, did I?" ~Draca Darkwingette
  38. "He's more unconscious than anyone I've ever seen." ~Dr. Henderson
  39. "Sometimes you can be very aggravating." ~Brigadier Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart to Dr. Liz Shaw
  40. "There's nothing to be afraid of. They're only dummies...I think." ~The Third Doctor
  41. "My dear Miss Shaw, I never report myself anywhere. Particularly not 'forthwith'." ~The Third Doctor
  42. "It's not worth fifteen million pins if it doesn't work." ~The Third Doctor
  43. "...you can never pin down The Doctor. He steadfastly refuses to act _any_ of his (apparent) ages." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  44. "Forget the character, the _actor_ was in pretty damn good shape for his age--he looks like an older beanpole but moves like a _spring_." ~Captain Chaotica!! about Jon Pertwee
  45. "I can see the director now: 'Stop FIDDLING with things, Jon, it's distracting!'" ~Captain Chaotica!! about Jon Pertwee
  46. "You're a sick man, Harkness." ~Dr. Owen Harper
  47. "All I can tell you is that it was something very very large and very very alive." ~The Third Doctor
  48. "The Doctor's qualified to do almost anything." ~Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart
  49. "Oh, thank god for the simple things like 'My wife did it.'" ~Emerson Cod
  50. "I think of money in terms of how many spicy chicken sandwiches I could buy....I guess that shows I'm not really an adult." ~Hillary
  51. "Did I just call The Doctor an emo-kid?" ~Captain Chaotica!!
  52. "Susan, a female Time Lord, Eight, and a kitten. Sounds like a winning team to me!" ~Captain Chaotica!!
  53. "My boyfriend is twelve." ~Pam Bisley
  54. "You know what he needs? A long speech." ~Dr. George O'Malley
  55. "Puke in my FACE!...I don't even know what that means." ~Hillary on Grey's Anatomy
  56. "I'm used to The Doctor being a mismatched frumpy dork with perhaps _touches_ of elegance, which is cute--but darkly dressy with a cape and fancy white lace ruffles is _pretty_. (The clothes, not the guy.) Remember, I was a fop in a previous life, so I can't NOT appreciate this. It would be against my programming." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  57. "Will Friedle would be like, fluent [in Delphon]." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  58. "I have no time to speak to undersecretaries, permanent or otherwise." ~The Third Doctor
  59. "He gave them toys! And he's Colin Firth! They don't deserve an uncle like Jamie." ~Hillary
  60. "This is the great thing about early-onset Alzheimer's - you can enjoy the movies you love time and again." ~Hillary
  61. "That would be so weird, if you could have so much sex your brains just...popped out. That would be so scary." ~Hillary
  62. "Well, I agree with me, but I don't really remember saying it." ~Hillary
  63. "Of course he can't move, he's a constellation." ~Lt. Jim Dangle
  64. "Operation Let's Do This is in order." ~Deputy Jones
  65. "As long as we're the same level of unhappy, everything's fine." ~Lt. Jim Dangle
  66. "Brave choice, celery. But fair play to you - not a lot of men can pull off a decorative vegetable." ~The Tenth Doctor to the Fifth Doctor
  67. "It's not something you see every day, is it? The back of your own head. Mind you, I can see why you wear a hat. I don't want to seem vain, but could you keep that on?" ~The Tenth Doctor to the Fifth Doctor
  68. "That's a bit undramatic, isn't it? Belgium?" ~The Fifth Doctor
  69. "Hey, I'm the Doctor, I can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable." ~The Tenth Doctor as the Fifth Doctor
  70. "Check out this bone structure, Doctor, 'cause one day, you're gonna be shaving it." ~The Tenth Doctor to the Fifth Doctor
  71. "There ya go, end of the universe, butterfingers." ~The Tenth Doctor
  72. "Back in the beginning, I was always trying to be old and grumpy and important, like you do when you're young." ~The Tenth Doctor
  73. "That is a COMPLETELY WRONG ANALOGY!" ~Ray Barone
  74. "Everyone knows that twenty-first century colleges were basically expensive daycare centers." ~Turanga Leela
  75. "Please, Fry... I don't know how to teach, I'm a professor!" ~Professor Farnsworth
  76. "I _hate_ it when Time Lords attack my feet." ~Admiral Chaotica!!
  77. "[The Doctor] was fond in a grandfatherly way and you couldn't help being fond of the companions, they were such pretty little people. There was no sign of romance." ~Jon Pertwee
  78. "Most UNIT guys last less time than a piece of tissue paper in a hurricane." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  79. "Two minutes to Belgium." ~The Fifth Doctor
  80. "If the wonder's gone when the truth is known, there never was any wonder." ~Dr. Gregory House
  81. "You handed over her panties. I don't think gallantry is an option." ~Dr. Gregory House
  82. "I'm gonna sit in the tub with a hair drier and wait for the power to come back on." ~Martin Crane
  83. "My dear fellow, I simply don't happen to have a pass....Because I don't believe in them, that's why." ~The Third Doctor
  84. "[Goofy] sort of _dorks_ his way out of danger." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  85. "All these things that are happening. I just sit back and... I can't believe it but I love it. I'm totally enjoying it. Because I'm a fan, a sci-fi fan, they have made a young boy's dreams come true." ~John Barrowman
  86. "There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun intended." ~John Barrowman
  87. "I'd love to stay and find out who ends up with whom..." ~Lord Monty Fiske
  88. "Wego would SO get along with the Tweebs. In a This Must Never Be Allowed To Happen kind of way." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  89. "Ah, that's typical. I never did trust those stupid things [computers]." ~The Third Doctor
  90. "Don't worry... It'll switch itself off...eventually." ~The Third Doctor
  91. "Didn't you find two angry men stuck to my car?" ~The Third Doctor
  92. "I should like to take a look at these mysteriously radiated astronauts myself." ~The Third Doctor
  93. "Why are humans so aggressively mammalian?" ~Ishmael from "Ishmael in Love"
  94. "Earlier, you wondered if all the even-numbered doctors are rude. _My_ question is: Are they all HYPER? Or possibly nuts?" ~Captain Chaotica!!
  95. "There's Miss Shaw. She's much more practical than I am." ~The Third Doctor
  96. "We've all got it comin'." ~Commander Lee Adama
  97. "Well, I'll tell you something that should be of vital importance to you, professor...That you. sir, are a nitwit!" ~The Third Doctor
  98. "It's amazing how Bale managed to keep his semi-anonymity going even after being Batman. It's just something about _him_, I think. He has this kind of Field of Mysteriousness goin' on. Not quite like The Doctor, but perhaps a bargain-basement version, the type that's available for us mere humans." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  99. "He still looks at least borderline insane, but like...in a _nice_ way." ~Captain Chaotica!! about Christopher Eccleston
  100. "But at least [The Fifth Doctor] can always EAT [his celery stalk], if it's the only thing keeping him from looking acceptable for a certain occasion. Not many accessories can double as a light snack. And high in fiber, too!" ~Captain Chaotica!!

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