Let it snow... let it snow... PLEASE LET IT SNOW!!!
Mood:  lazy
There is only one week left until Christmas and there still isn't a speck of snow on the ground. Not a single molecule! Its quite pathetic!
We wish you all a very happy holiday season with at least 5 feet of snow! Remember, BS Films t-shirts make the perfect Christmas present! Last minute orders accepted!
Look for tons of updates and site renovations in the next year! We'll be in full swing working hard on a new movie next summer! Sorry, we won't be holding auditions for quite some time so don't bother asking. Peace!

Early December 2004: Higher authority has forced us to remove the last update from our main page. Please check back soon for less "offensive" updates. Since we've been "offensive" we feel we ought to remind you that we don't mean any harm. We're just some stupid filmmakers. Don't be quick to jump to conclusions about anything we say. Until then we'll leave you with a quote:
When you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME... unless I'm the ass to begin with.

No News is Good News?
Mood:  a-ok
Sadly, we have no news to bring you. At least we haven't gone bankrupt and our stock didn't crash. We haven't really made or spent any money yet, though. We also don't have any stock. We never really have anything to say, either. What are you doing on this website??? If you are reading this we are sure you fit into one of these categories: A: You are here by mistake
B: You are checking our spelling and grammar
C: You are ALWAYS right
D: Both B and C... you know who you are!!!
Please, please, please let us know if you don't fit into one of these categories. Email us at bs_film@lycos.com or sign the guestbook...
Which brings us to our next topic: the guestbook. Why doesn't anyone sign it?! Especially those who fit into Category D. We really need something to read, as we get bored very easily. You only need to fill out one line for it to appear in the guestbook! Please feel free to write fake entries! Just now we've decided to launch a contest! I guess we do have some news!
NEW CONTEST!!!!!
Whoever can find the most spelling and grammatical errors on this entire website(including screenwriters' journal, guestbook, old updates, ect.) wins a BS Films t-shirt!! Submissions will be taken via the guestbook. THe contest will be closed on December 31st. Good luck!

BS Films Goes to Japan?
Mood:  caffeinated
This fateful weekend we rented Ringu. For those who aren't knowledgeable in horror movies, that is the original version of The Ring which is Japanese. By the way, if you didn't know that then what are you doing here?? Anyway, it was quite interesting to watch once we got past the fact that the movie was entirely in Japanese and we had to read subtitles for 96 minutes. The plot was the exact same, although the storyline slightly varied. If you watch both the American and Japanese verisons, you'll get it. Otherwise just take our word for it. The Japanese filmmakers didn't use a lot of the techniques that made the American version good. To sum it up: good plot, mediocre movie. Then a rare occurence, for lack of a better word, occured. We started thinking. Then something even more rare happened. We had a good idea. If Japanese horror movies aren't that scary, why not market our movies primarily in Japan? If our movies are really scary, we'll go down as Japanese legends that came from America. If our movies aren't that scary, we'll still be considered great filmmakers! We'd better start learning Japanese...

BS Films Opening Statement
Mood:  on fire
We are BS??? BS Films is an independent film company that was founded by two teenagers with a passion for horror movies. We are currently working on our feature-length film debut. The screenplay was expected to be completed by September 2005, but the writers are masters at the art of procrastination. The writers completely deserved to be fired. However due to lack of creative writing talent they were given another chance. Now we are shooting for a September 2005 deadline. Email us at bs_films@lycos.com