OVERLOAD!!!!
Mood:  accident prone
We're sorry that it has, once again, been far too long since our last update. We are up to our heads in fan mail and simply cannot keep up with it. We sincerely apologize for the delay of our replies. We are really doing our best. Just a friendly reminder- it really isn't necassary to send us an email twice every single day and all the donations are great but seriously, we now have more money than Bill Gates. If you still feel the need to make a contribution we'd prefer it to be in the form of a camera rather than cash or checks. No, we don't accept credit cards either. We're working on that though. Visa is trying to score a deal with us but really, who needs a $10.63 million signing bonus. That's just ridiculous. So what have we done with all that cash? We finally bought a camera! We've found it has made a profound difference in our movie-making abilities. No, we still aren't casting yet. Stop sending audition tapes, especially ones that show off more than your, um, acting ability. Our underground sweashops, ahem, we mean, WE are stamping out T-shirts faster than Lance Armstrong sells armbands. Order them before they're gone! If you have already attempted to make an order, but have failed to get a reply or a shirt, we're sorry. Just keep bugging us. And now about all that promised info on new movies, scripts, and that tv show. We're working on them. Please check out the ONE Campaign website, which you can do by clicking the banner at the top of the page. Be sure to go to the kick-ass Shadow Puppet concert Friday, April 15 in the Lakeview auditorium!!! Be there or be in despair!