This is a REAL letter written on Register tape by my friend Elizabeth (xoxo) on a rainy day in December. I kept it mainly the way she wrote it.

Ashley Galindo...here I am @ Seasons standing alone wet miserable and hungry. so I thought I'd take this time to explain WHY people come too Sea World when its raining. The only reason I can think of is the fact that they are amused at the fact that we hafta work and they don't. OH sure they may be cold but to get true amusement you hafta put down something right. Those bastards. Well today I refuse to keep up appearences. every customer I have will leave my store feeling like shit after I get through with em. Damn tourists

OH its raining let's go to Sea World and bring our gay little white flags and flaymboyant matching t-shirts in case we get lost.

Well anyways I worked at the Holiday Store yesterday but of course they wouldn't have me working today with you...why you ask? it's simple really then maybe I'd enjoy my job a little and we know we can't have that. Ya know working here has made me earn a whole new respect for Bums. Really I'd much rather get like $10 an hour degratingly begging than wasting good time here. -->

Sorry the register would only let me take a certain amount of paper. so anyways yea definetely definetely not in the holiday spirit. its so freakin cold in here. You watch though the moment I start having fun you know who is going to walk in and Bitch. yes yes she is.

I wonder wat you're doing right now. Probably personalizing a cute little snowman family for some family of dipshits that decided to come to Sea World today. I hope Shamu's tank overflows and we kill em ALL. Don't worry you and I will have personal flotation devices but them no No. Well hopefully your holidays are going better than mine. I spent all my money and now I hafta work it all off. And you watch half of the people I give stuff to will never use it. it's awesome really. OH Christmas is grand. Wonderful. I think it stopped raining...No not well kinda good GOOD now more retards are gonna over here.

BAH HUMBUG all you fuckers!

Love you Ashley