what are you going to quote..i am not a very quotable person well except for tuesdays~oskar

oskar:okay now i found a site where you can hire models for companionship....someone needs to e-mail benji madden this address
asha: you just gave me an idea on something to do
oskar: are you going to find benji a date to the prom?

P.Diddy wouldn't stand for this shit"~Ben Lee, 11/25/03 the Scene

The hair, the beautiful hair on the beautiful boys in Rooney.-Radio DJ's introducing Rooney @ X-fest, 6/15/03

I think Hilary Duff is chubby and hides it well--Lexi

what part of suck my ass dont you understand?--Benji Madden

Benji: I like to suck the caramel out of it... then eat the chocolate.
Person: well thats a weird mental image
Benji: dont mental image it then.

"When we do fight it's not about things we think we'd fight about like, music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel socks and he'd be like, *Benji imitating Joel* Dude...dude...I told you not to wear my socks, dude...You know I like my socks...Benj!...Dude...Oh are those my boxers too?...Dude ohhh...Ohh do you have to go there...Dude...Dude! Then we're like in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'what do you think we should do?' I don't care...are those my boxers? Dude!" -Benji Madden, on twin brother, Joel

"Here's $5. THAT'S MY BITCH RIGHT THERE!!"--Jason

"upbeat catchy songs about dying"--Dylan Walter

"I'm the rooney dude"--Robert Carmine

"What a bitchass ho"--Robert Carmine

"Great scones, great scones"--Taylor Locke

I'm shakin'...like a crack whore!--Elizabeth

Never look in the mirror,it isn't you--Alex Greenwald

I'm not a manly man.--benji madden

Guys, guys are boob guys, unless they're girls.--benji

Benji:I don't like porn.
Adam Corrolla: GET OUT! GET OUT!
Benji: I love boobies.
Adam: GET BACK IN! GET BACK IN!

I'm gonna go lay a mannequin-me

I got a swirlie from the pope-Jim Gaffigan

I found Jesus...turns out he was behind my couch.-translated from a funny story from Dylan Walter

Stage right, over here on your left-Jason from Red West

Fuck you very much-Zoe Dashchel, The Good Girl/Harrison Ford, Hollywood Homicide

A watched pot never boils-chinese proverb

Believe none of what you read and half of what you see-unknown

You are the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
But you have heard of me?-Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribbean

Do or do not, there is no try-Yoda, star wars

It doesn't matter it's in the past-Rafiki, the Lion King

I get to go a lot of overseas places...like Canada-Britney Spears

I know a crossdresser when I see one-Paul Thomas, on Justin Timberlake

First name: Good, last name: Charlotte, *in ghetto fashion*what? Tikky, tikky!-me

Let's teach our little girls to be ho-bags~Lexi

I just want to throw something at him...preferably a rock...a big rock.~Esther

"Writing is turning one's worst moments into money"--J.P. Donleavy

"If you can't annoy people there is little point in writing"--Kingsley Amis

"Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery"--Jack Parr

Benji: Yeah there's a guy here in the audience that broke up with me
Crowd: AWWWWWW
Benji: Yeah the bastards been flicking me off all show
Joel: Was it bad sex? Benji can change!
Benji: He had a really small dick and I told him the truth
Crowd: YEAAAAAAA

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years...then we met"~Rodney Dangerfield