LzyBrunette: ahhhhhhhhhh....is benji at your house??
Auto response from Thetis20: Coloring with Slappy.
IM me, and if you're lucky I'll still be awake.
LzyBrunette: he broke out of his restraints
LzyBrunette: damn my sisters
Thetis20: yes, benji is here
Auto response from LzyBrunette: I've come down with the sickness
and you just listen to the Cure
I just need some silence
I think sometimes we all need some peace and quiet.
LzyBrunette: damn him
Thetis20: mr.wiggles had to apologize to slappy
LzyBrunette: fucker...don't ever come home
LzyBrunette: you left me alone with my thoughts of patrick
Thetis20: now their outside playing "naughty cop"
Thetis20: they're
LzyBrunette: hehe
Thetis20: i don't really know what "naughty cop" is, but they took flashlights and
joel's pink panties so i'm assuming it's some weird sex game
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: oo i get to see them in 40 minutes...on that E! thing
Thetis20: no
Thetis20: it's not on
LzyBrunette: WHAT?
LzyBrunette: again!
Thetis20: it was some kind of joke or something
LzyBrunette: why do people do this to me
Thetis20: it was never on
LzyBrunette: it's not fucking fair
LzyBrunette: playing on people's hopes
Thetis20: everyone's pissed
LzyBrunette: i was all excited
LzyBrunette: blah
LzyBrunette: i guess then i can keep writing
Thetis20: i guess so
Thetis20: apparently joel's winning
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: or losing, i don't know the rules
LzyBrunette: heh
LzyBrunette: i feel funny
Thetis20: i want to call the cops on them, just to see what happens
Thetis20: me too
Thetis20: i took a lot of pamprin today
Thetis20: i'm all woozy
LzyBrunette: patrick wanted me today
Thetis20: ohhhhhh
LzyBrunette: we have a weird weird weird flirtation 'i want you' relationship
that we can't do anything about
Thetis20: why not?
LzyBrunette: he's got a girlfriend
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: and i don't want to admit to my friends that i still like him
Thetis20: oh, i see
Thetis20: i feel like i'm high
Thetis20: i have the munchies
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: i want a new life
LzyBrunette: awwww
Thetis20: i'm tired of this one
Thetis20: uh-oh
Thetis20: joel's crying
LzyBrunette: what
LzyBrunette: oh no
Thetis20: oh my god
Thetis20: benji's naked in the tree outside my window
Thetis20: and joel can't climb the tree
Thetis20: that's why he's crying
Thetis20: "hiiiiiii beatrice"
Thetis20: um, hi, benj...
LzyBrunette: hahaha
Thetis20: "help me up benji!!! i wanna be naked in the tree too!!!!!"
Thetis20: "climb it yourself bitch!"
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: "hey! you do NOT speak to pimpmaster J like that!"
Thetis20: "pimpmaster J owns your ass biatch"
Thetis20: "now help me climb this mofo"
LzyBrunette: wow they are colorful
Thetis20: that's an understatment
Thetis20: benji's out of control
Thetis20: and he didn't even have any soda
LzyBrunette: he doesn't need any
Thetis20: joel, calm your brother down
Thetis20: "ok, let's make out benji"
Thetis20: "ok"
Thetis20: ah, making out naked in a tree
Thetis20: weirdos
LzyBrunette: very weird
Thetis20: but oddly sexy
Thetis20: have to stay awake, have to stay awake, have to stay awake
LzyBrunette: why?
Thetis20: morrissey
LzyBrunette: oh right
Thetis20: i can hardly keep my eyes open
Thetis20: the things i do for morrissey
LzyBrunette: hehe
Thetis20: he's still not there!!!
LzyBrunette: but you saw him last night i thought
Thetis20: it was an old clip
Thetis20: they're doing the same thing tonight
Thetis20: stupid sick morrissey
Thetis20: stop being sick!
LzyBrunette: damn
Thetis20: but they're showing a good clip tonight
Thetis20: it's him singing "everyday is like sunday"
Thetis20: love that song
LzyBrunette: cool
LzyBrunette: wow my boards were active today
LzyBrunette: brb
LzyBrunette: back
LzyBrunette: so is he on yet?
Auto response from Thetis20: If I'm not here, I've probably wandered
into traffic.
Thetis20: sorry
Thetis20: no, not yet
LzyBrunette: it's ok
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: alright
LzyBrunette: i'm writing this scene where benji wants to have sex and jessa
isn't ready and it's making me laugh...
LzyBrunette: it's not even funny, really
Thetis20: haha
LzyBrunette: it's this:
"please. I'll be gentle, so gentle." I promised her, rubbing the small of her
back.
"No you won't. you get excited and you go rough." She explained.
Thetis20: it is funny though
Thetis20: just the thought of benji doing that is funny
LzyBrunette: i only thought of it due to our conversations
Thetis20: really?
Thetis20: what one?
LzyBrunette: all of them...all the bj and joel and slappy and crayons
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: slappy
Thetis20: joel's playing with slappy right now
Thetis20: in the tree
LzyBrunette: oh jeez
Thetis20: mr.wiggles isn't allowed to play
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: in fact, mr. wiggles has been restricted in a pair of tighty whities
LzyBrunette: ouch
Thetis20: benji is being "punished"
Thetis20: he pushed joel out of the tree earlier
LzyBrunette: he should be punished...for leaving home
Thetis20: he's very uncomfortable
LzyBrunette: i'm glad
Thetis20: "asha.... my peepee hurts......i don't like these underwears...."
Thetis20: "how come joel gets to play with slappy and mr. wiggles has to stay in?"
Thetis20: "cause slappy's da bomb yo!"
Thetis20: brb morrissey's on
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: oh man, if morrissey didn't have that ambiguous sexuality/celebacy thing
going on, i'd so marry him
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: was he good?
Thetis20: so good
LzyBrunette: did joel color?
Thetis20: he's morrissey, he's never not good
Thetis20: that was the most fucked up sentence ever
Thetis20: never not good
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: joel almost colored
Thetis20: but benji kicked him in the junk for coloring without him
LzyBrunette: bad benji
LzyBrunette: he doesn't even deseve a spanking
Thetis20: "spank me damn it!!"
Thetis20: what si wrong wito you tonight benji?
Thetis20: *is
Thetis20: with
Thetis20: morrissey's messing with my head
LzyBrunette: hehe
Thetis20: i can't type straight
LzyBrunette: benji is being bad
LzyBrunette: very bad
Thetis20: terrible
LzyBrunette: he better be good on the trip
Thetis20: "i won't"
Thetis20: "i'm gonna act up"
LzyBrunette: i hate you benji
Thetis20: "i have a wedgie asha"
Thetis20: "i don't like these underwears"
LzyBrunette: you are never getting near my...thing again
LzyBrunette: then come home and i'll fix it
Thetis20: "they're called underoos, foo"
LzyBrunette: i bet benji looks funny naked
LzyBrunette: with all the tattoos
Thetis20: i bet he looks good naked
Thetis20: i like to think about benji naked more than joel
LzyBrunette: i like to think about joel naked
Thetis20: i think joel would look a little nasty naked
Thetis20: his legs are soooo skinny
Thetis20: benji has nice legs
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: very sexy and manly
LzyBrunette: benji's thick
Thetis20: yeah
Thetis20: i like that
Thetis20: solid
LzyBrunette: me too
LzyBrunette: yeah
Thetis20: joel's.....
Thetis20: i don't know
Thetis20: not solid
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: i still like his torso
LzyBrunette: it's hot
LzyBrunette: from his hip bones to his neck
Thetis20: yeah...but i think benji's is hotter
Thetis20: i honestly don't know why i like joel better
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: sometimes i like benji better
LzyBrunette: i like benji more cause i think he;s more intelligent
LzyBrunette: joel's not really a complete moron
LzyBrunette: he has his moments
LzyBrunette: long story short...both twins hot
Thetis20: is aim being weird for you?
Thetis20: cause it's being really weird for me
LzyBrunette: nope
Thetis20: it's driving me crazy
LzyBrunette: it drives me crazy when i coem home and i've been rudely kicked
offline
LzyBrunette: cause them aim and aol do weird things
Thetis20: now msn and aim are being weird
Thetis20: fuckers
LzyBrunette: fucking fuckers
Thetis20: speaking of fucking fuckers
Thetis20: yes, both twins are hot
Thetis20: but as far as intelligence goes, benji
Thetis20: definitely
LzyBrunette: yup
Thetis20: joel is just out there
Thetis20: like me
LzyBrunette: right-o to that
Thetis20: i told catherine that joel said that he and benji have a weird obsession with
death and she said, "my god, the three of you should just get it on, although, you'd
probably scare them with your freaky obsession with it."
Thetis20: it was really funny
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: then she said, "you'd probably all do it and then kill each other"
LzyBrunette: hahahaha
Thetis20: "or kill eachj other while doing it"
Thetis20: *each
LzyBrunette: ha!
Thetis20: she makes me laugh
LzyBrunette: me too
Thetis20: i make me laugh too
Thetis20: i never listen when she talks, just because i have the attention span of a
fruit fly, so hen she wants to get my attention she shouts a dirty word
Thetis20: and i laugh
LzyBrunette: hehe
Thetis20: i'm like a child
LzyBrunette: awww
Thetis20: maybe that's why i like joel better most of the time
LzyBrunette: a cute chils
LzyBrunette: child*
Thetis20: i can identify with him
LzyBrunette: yeah
Thetis20: i want to get the new warm sensations condoms
Thetis20: just to play with them
Thetis20: see if they really get warm
LzyBrunette: there are warm sensation condoms?
Thetis20: yeah
Thetis20: trojan
LzyBrunette: i've never heard of such a thing
Thetis20: they're new
LzyBrunette: not that i know a lot about condoms
Thetis20: me either
LzyBrunette: benji likes it au natural
Thetis20: i've never even touched one
Thetis20: joel does too
LzyBrunette: i have one...i found it at work
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: there were condoms all over campus one day
Thetis20: it was funny
Thetis20: and someone threw one at benji when we were out by the buses
LzyBrunette: it's a Trojan Texturizado lubricado...
Thetis20: hahaha
LzyBrunette: it's in spanish
Thetis20: funny stuff
Thetis20: yeah, i know
Thetis20: it's still funny
Thetis20: i was teaching catherine spanish the other day
Thetis20: that was an adventure
LzyBrunette: Contenido 1 condon de hule latex natural
Thetis20: hehe
Thetis20: joel says stop talking funny
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: "kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause
kids."
LzyBrunette: CONDOMS HAVE EXPIRATION DATES!
Thetis20: very good, joel
Thetis20: yeah, you didn't knmow that?
Thetis20: know
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: no
LzyBrunette: mine's good for 4 more years
Thetis20: well now you do
Thetis20: oh good
LzyBrunette: maybe i can lose my viginity with it
Thetis20: maybe
Thetis20: i'm not using a condom when i lose mine
LzyBrunette: i feel like i'm on a quest now...i must find the man to fit my
condom
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: go around and pants random hot guys
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: that might be fun
Thetis20: i wonder how long it hurts for when you lose it?
LzyBrunette: yeah
Thetis20: i've always wondered that
LzyBrunette: i wonder all about it all the time
Thetis20: like does it hurt the first few times you do it? or just for a bit the first time?
LzyBrunette: i'm so curious as to what it all really feels like
Thetis20: me too
LzyBrunette: i wanna do it so bad
Thetis20: i want my fantasy of it
LzyBrunette: but i know it's not just gonna happen to me
Thetis20: i want the emotions that come with it in my fantasy more than the actual sex
LzyBrunette: i don't know it i have a fantasy of it
LzyBrunette: yeah the emotions are important
Thetis20: mine's not like a dirty fantasy or anything
LzyBrunette: well no i think i do have a fantasy of it
LzyBrunette: it changes but basically involves someone that i really care
about...and happens...i dunno it's hard to explain
LzyBrunette: kinda intimate
LzyBrunette: to explain
Thetis20: mine's very intimate
Thetis20: it's on my wedding night
Thetis20: it's corny, i know
LzyBrunette: aww
LzyBrunette: i never thought of mine that way
LzyBrunette: i've never wanted to wait until i'm married
Thetis20: i only want to do it when i'm married
Thetis20: i guess i'm kind of conservative that way
Thetis20: i don't know
LzyBrunette: that's sweet though
Thetis20: i just have this hole vision of it in my head
Thetis20: *whole
LzyBrunette: i think everyone has expectations, fantasies, wants...but we
won't know until it happens
Thetis20: yeah
Thetis20: and i'm never getting married so it's never goign to happen
LzyBrunette: if it ever happens...i'm concerned with kissing someone first
Thetis20: awww
Thetis20: i like kissing, i think it's more inimate that fooling around
Thetis20: just because it's so innocent
Thetis20: *than
LzyBrunette: this is so bad...but i almost kissed patrick in the stock room
with the door wide open and a supervisor around the corner in the office
LzyBrunette: today
Thetis20: you should have
LzyBrunette: god he looked adorable and he was being cute on purpose
Thetis20: he's a tease
LzyBrunette: and...jesus christ i just have this huge feeling about him
Thetis20: what kind of feeling?
LzyBrunette: i feel like i NEED to trust my intuitions about him
Thetis20: you should always trust that
Thetis20: if something doesn't feel right to me, i don't do it, no matter what it is
LzyBrunette: this...omg he's it...like like he really likes me too and that
someday i will end up with him
LzyBrunette: and it's just weird
LzyBrunette: and it scares me
Thetis20: awwww
Thetis20: why does it scare you?
LzyBrunette: and that makes feel even more true
LzyBrunette: makes it*
LzyBrunette: i mean...i was attracted to him in the first place for no
reason...then i found out how much of a jerk he is and how he has a gf...but
any feelings i ever had never really went away...and they are getting stronger
and there is something there...there really is and it's scary how it's just like in
the movies and books
Thetis20: awwww
Thetis20: i'm jealous
LzyBrunette: it's scary cause i can't control any of it
Thetis20: scary isn't always bad though
LzyBrunette: i know
LzyBrunette: i used to think these feelings were just my school girl
fantasies...but it's not...i know that now
LzyBrunette: gah i don't wanna think about him
Thetis20: ok
Thetis20: sorry
LzyBrunette: it's not your fault
Thetis20: at least you have something real though, like a real person you can talk to
and have a chance with
Thetis20: i have......
Thetis20: benji and joel
Thetis20: two people i'll never even meet
LzyBrunette: awww...don't worry
LzyBrunette: they're better guys anyhow
Thetis20: i don't worry, i've pretty much accepted that i'm meant to be alone
LzyBrunette: i think it's bed time
LzyBrunette: send back benji
LzyBrunette: we need to chat
Thetis20: i'm gonna go to bed now
LzyBrunette: did you send benj home?
Thetis20: fucking aim
Thetis20: he's on his way
LzyBrunette: ok
LzyBrunette: night
Thetis20: night
Thetis20 signed off at 11:40:24 pm.