LzyBrunette: benji hid my bra from me
LzyBrunette: that fucker
Thetis20: joel
Thetis20: joel;s wearing moine
Thetis20: mine
LzyBrunette: heh
LzyBrunette: i'm too sleepy for this shit
Thetis20: what shit?
LzyBrunette: benji hiding my stuff
LzyBrunette: playing games
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: ewwwwwwwww
Thetis20: what? do i smell?
LzyBrunette: i had a gross scab on my face
LzyBrunette: i have terrible skin
LzyBrunette: TERRIBLE
LzyBrunette: i'm gonna cry
Thetis20: don't cry
Thetis20: b and j are on tonight
Thetis20: we get to see how they spend their millions and then be terribly jealous of
them and want to fuck them and steal their money
LzyBrunette: oh yeah
LzyBrunette: i almost forgot
LzyBrunette: it's worse than a bad hair day tofday
LzyBrunette: it's a bad body day
LzyBrunette: and a bad face
Thetis20: i'm having a fat day
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: me too
LzyBrunette: i think i gained weight this weekend
LzyBrunette: my clothes are sooooooo tight
LzyBrunette: i feel nasty
Thetis20: this picture reminds me of a morrissey song:
http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Evie23_2/Good%20Charlotte/new1.png
LzyBrunette: stupid computer
LzyBrunette: i need quicktime to see it
Thetis20: it's just a picture
Thetis20: why do you need quicktime?
LzyBrunette: but it's a png...nothing happens
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: a box said i needed quicktime
Thetis20: it's just benji playing guitar
LzyBrunette: awwwwww
Thetis20: but he's looking don and has a bad double chin
LzyBrunette: i love when he does that
Thetis20: *down
LzyBrunette: awwwwwww
Thetis20: so it reminded me of a morrissey song
LzyBrunette: fat boy
Thetis20: You're the One for Me, Fatty
LzyBrunette: THAT'S REALLY A SONG??
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: oh my god
LzyBrunette: i wish i could lose 100 pounds before i had to go to work
Thetis20: well if you some how manage to pull that off, let me kno how so i can do it
too
LzyBrunette: i look slighty less terrible now
LzyBrunette: but my face hurts
Thetis20: i
Thetis20: i'm going to scream
LzyBrunette: ?
Thetis20: i'm so frustrated right now
Thetis20: this stupid teacher isn't calling me back and i'm getting in trouble for it
LzyBrunette: damn
Thetis20: i feel like i'm in high school again
Thetis20: and my dad keeps asking me if i ant him to call for me
Thetis20: i'm like no, i'm 23, i think i can handle it
LzyBrunette: wow that is hs
Thetis20: i know
LzyBrunette: i'm sorry...but i gotta go
Thetis20: yeah, i do to
Thetis20: too
LzyBrunette: bye
LzyBrunette: see ya later
Thetis20: ttyl
Thetis20: bye
Auto response from LzyBrunette: at SlaveWorld...i mean work
Leave me messages...i like them
LzyBrunette: guess not
Thetis20: hold on i'm emailing my teacher
LzyBrunette: ok
Thetis20: i should have sent this last night
Thetis20: so maybe i wouldn't get in trouble today
Thetis20: but i'm lazy and scared
LzyBrunette: damn teacher
Thetis20: stupid school
LzyBrunette: YEAH
LzyBrunette: damn i need stamps
LzyBrunette: benji just called me joel...cause i put ketchup on my food
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: "ketchup? where!?"
LzyBrunette: calm down joel
Thetis20: "can i have some?"
LzyBrunette: do you like potatoes eggs and ham?
Thetis20: "i like ketchup."
LzyBrunette: i mail you some packets
Thetis20: i think he just wants the bottle
Thetis20: "mmmmmmm.... portable ketchup...."
LzyBrunette: hahahaha
LzyBrunette: hey how do you like my new icon?
Thetis20: it scares me a little
Thetis20: just kidding
Thetis20: it's cute
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: no it's ok to be scared by alex
LzyBrunette: the boy's...um....special
LzyBrunette: his butt landed in my face once
Thetis20: ew
LzyBrunette: i wouldnt have minded but he's bony
Thetis20: i'm so hungry
Thetis20: i got dressed yesterday
LzyBrunette: aww, is there nothing to eat
LzyBrunette: or are you too lazy
Thetis20: too lazy
Thetis20: guess what time i got dressed yesterday
LzyBrunette: i got fully dressed at 9pm
LzyBrunette: when?
Thetis20: 10:30
LzyBrunette: wow
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: beat me
Thetis20: i know, i'm special
Thetis20: special ed
LzyBrunette: i only got dressed to go to walmart
Thetis20: i only got dressed to go to starbucks
Thetis20: and they were closed
Thetis20: so i went to wawa
LzyBrunette: they were closed?
LzyBrunette: at 1030?
Thetis20: yeah, i don't know why
LzyBrunette: weird
Thetis20: they're usually open till 11
LzyBrunette: ours are open like 6-12 or someshit like that
Thetis20: do you have work today?
LzyBrunette: 6am
LzyBrunette: yeah
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: i really wanna stay home
LzyBrunette: i had such a good time yesterday being a bum
Thetis20: "asha.... um.... I was wonderin'.... if you want me to wait i would wait fo you,
if you want me to stay i would...."
LzyBrunette: thursday! thursday's my next bum day
Thetis20: joel, jusrt ask her and stoop singing
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: "can benji come over today?"
LzyBrunette: hmmmmmmm
LzyBrunette: are you gonna draw your junk on him again?
Thetis20: "pleeeeeeaaaaaase?"
Thetis20: "i don't know....."
LzyBrunette: cause it was weird to look at
Thetis20: "but he liked it"
LzyBrunette: a little too much
Thetis20: joel won't let me wash benji's off of his butt
LzyBrunette: i guess he can come over
LzyBrunette: especially since he decided he can't be away from me when i'm
on my trip
Thetis20: "benji! you....you....."
Thetis20: "you..... turd face!"
LzyBrunette: we;'ll be closer though so it's easier for him to visit
Thetis20: "i don't care. benji hates me."
LzyBrunette: "Joel! i like girls too...you can't have me all the time"
Thetis20: "but...... i want to."
LzyBrunette: "i don't hate you. i love you moley"
Thetis20: "i like girls too, you know."
LzyBrunette: "But i love asha too."
Thetis20: "i like them better than you."
LzyBrunette: "and i want to join the mile high club"
Thetis20: "beatrice is a better kisser than you."
Thetis20: "we were supposed to do that together benj!"
LzyBrunette: "liar...you like me better than everyone"
Thetis20: "nuh-uh"
LzyBrunette: "asha i like asha better too!"
LzyBrunette: wow...that first asha should have read "well"
LzyBrunette: i'm losing my mind
Thetis20: it's benji's fault
Thetis20: he's driving you crazy with his sexiness
LzyBrunette: yup
LzyBrunette: so so sessy
Thetis20: "benji is not sexy."
Thetis20: "I am."
Thetis20: "sex! sex! sex! I am the sex!
Thetis20: '"
LzyBrunette: "Joel, you're adorable..not sexy"
LzyBrunette: "I AM the sex"
Thetis20: "I AM!!!!!"
Thetis20: you're twins, you assholes
LzyBrunette: "ASha am i the sex?"
LzyBrunette: yup
LzyBrunette: "SEE! told you!"
Thetis20: "yeah, well, beatrice say's I"M the sex"
Thetis20: "then she slapped my ass:
Thetis20: "
Thetis20: "guess what i'm wearing benj...."
LzyBrunette: "ummmmmmmmmm"
Thetis20: not pants, that's for damn sure
LzyBrunette: "Pink panties"
Thetis20: "you win! you get a prize!"
LzyBrunette: "What? what?"
Thetis20: "you get.... ummmm....."
Thetis20: "me and..... markers"
Thetis20: "and a sticker"
Thetis20: "it's snoopy"
LzyBrunette: "oo a sticker!"
LzyBrunette: "OOOOOOOOOOOO i love snoopy!"
Thetis20: "i know"
Thetis20: "beatrice can i go swimming?"
Thetis20: where, joel? i don't have a pool.
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: "we dug on in the back yard last night while you were sleeping"
Thetis20: who's we?
Thetis20: "me and benji."
LzyBrunette: hahaha
Thetis20: well, that's fantastic joel. you dug up my back yard and now you want to
swim in mud?
Thetis20: "i guess so...."
LzyBrunette: benji! you left the house last night
Thetis20: "am i in trouble?"
LzyBrunette: when i was sleeping!
Thetis20: morons
LzyBrunette: "oops...joel keep your mouth shut"
LzyBrunette: "I'm sorry babe"
Thetis20: "but you told me to keep it open last night...."
Thetis20: i confused"
LzyBrunette: "i got excited cause joel learned how to use the phone and i
went right over"
LzyBrunette: "Joel, shhhhhhhhhh"
Thetis20: "NO
Thetis20: "No shhhhh"
LzyBrunette: "YES, shhhhhh. you're getting me in trouble"
Thetis20: "stop confusing me!!!"
Thetis20: "beatrice, make him stop....."
Thetis20: it's ok joely, come on, you wanna go play in the mud?
Thetis20: "yay!!!"
Thetis20: "can we mud wrestle?"
Thetis20: i guess so
LzyBrunette: so first you get all hot and sweaty digging a hole and then you
have joel-capades poolside?
LzyBrunette: "ummm...kinda?"
LzyBrunette: i'm so disappointed in you
Thetis20: "it was in the pool, asha, in the pool"
Thetis20: "we were wet"
Thetis20: "and nakie"
LzyBrunette: BENJI!
LzyBrunette: "Sorry" :-(
LzyBrunette: i think i should tie you up and keep you here all day
Thetis20: "benji likes to be tied up"
Thetis20: "i tied him up last night and played with him"
Thetis20: "he loved it"
LzyBrunette: but then he won't go see you
LzyBrunette: he'll be here
LzyBrunette: alone
Thetis20: "oh"
Thetis20: "that's not noce!"
Thetis20: nice
LzyBrunette: but he left me cold and alone
Thetis20: "don;'t you have a blankie?
Thetis20: "
LzyBrunette: yes, but i was still cold
Thetis20: "i have a blankie"
Thetis20: "his name is joel jr."
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: how cute
Thetis20: hehe
LzyBrunette: but if that's your blankie's name what do you call your junk?
Thetis20: "slappy"
LzyBrunette: wow
Thetis20: he came up with that himself
LzyBrunette: sounds like it
Thetis20: it took him hours to come up with it
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: i feel more sleepy now than before
Thetis20: "benji has a funny name for his too!!!"
LzyBrunette: i know
Thetis20: "hey! how do you know!? benji told me it was a secret"
LzyBrunette: what did he tell you it was called?
Thetis20: "mr. wiggles"
LzyBrunette: ha
LzyBrunette: he called it "the benjanator"
Thetis20: "and he makes me ask him if mr. wiggles can come out and play"
Thetis20: "mr. wiggles was mean to slappy last night"
Thetis20: "that's why benji had to be tied up"
LzyBrunette: hmm ok
LzyBrunette: what did mr wiggles do?
Thetis20: "he hit slappy"
LzyBrunette: hard?
Thetis20: "uh-huh....."
Thetis20: "slappy was hurt"
LzyBrunette: awwwwwww
Thetis20: "slappy doesn't like to be hurt"
Thetis20: "slappy likes to be loved"
LzyBrunette: i'm sure he does
LzyBrunette: man i think i'm gonna be late
LzyBrunette: AGAIN
Thetis20: awww
Thetis20: "wanna play with slappy?"
Thetis20: jesus, joel
Thetis20: he's so inapproriate sometimes
Thetis20: inappropriate
LzyBrunette: no i bet it would be fun
LzyBrunette: slappy's bigger than mr. wiggles
Thetis20: "slappy's a big boy"
LzyBrunette: oh yeah
Thetis20: "isn't that right slappy? who's my big boy?"
Thetis20: joel, stop talking to it
LzyBrunette: mmmmmmm, slappy
LzyBrunette: i could go for some slappy
Thetis20: "slappy wants to come out and play."
Thetis20: "haha, asha likes slappy better than mr. wiggles!!"
LzyBrunette: you should come over slappy
Thetis20: "mr. wiggles sucks!"
LzyBrunette: mr. wiggles is on probation
Thetis20: "i'm not allowed"
LzyBrunette: damn rules
Thetis20: "i'm in trouble for digging up the backyard"
LzyBrunette: hearing you talk to it is hot
LzyBrunette: "Hey! i can talk to my dick too!"
Thetis20: "beatrice isn't looking....."
LzyBrunette: "Uh, hey, there mister wiggles.."
Thetis20: "hi, slappy! how ya doin'd down there pal?"
LzyBrunette: benji's you're a dumbass
Thetis20: "ohhhh, that's a good slappy, oh, that was nice slappy, do that agian....."
LzyBrunette: mmmmmmmm, good old slappy
Thetis20: "can't.....talk....uhhhh....playing with....ohhhhh yeah...... slappy........"
Thetis20: great
LzyBrunette: "I give up...mr wiggles can compete with slappy"
Thetis20: that's because slappy is the best
LzyBrunette: i wish slappy was detachable
Thetis20: very talented
Thetis20: ew
LzyBrunette: "Come on! you have mr wiggles RIGHT HERE! USE IT BITCH!"
LzyBrunette: benjamin
LzyBrunette: did you just call me a bitch
LzyBrunette: "What if i did, bitch!"
LzyBrunette: bye bye
LzyBrunette: i gotta leave or ai'll be late
Thetis20: ok
LzyBrunette: bye slappy
LzyBrunette: bye joel
Thetis20: "uhhhhhhhh....."
LzyBrunette: bye beatrice
Thetis20: he says bye
Thetis20: bye
LzyBrunette: haha