Thetis20: "i went swimming all by myself benji!!!"
LzyBrunette: ha
Thetis20: yeah, jackass left the house alone and went swimming
Thetis20: the gaurds weren't even on duty
LzyBrunette: oh jesus christ
Thetis20: "it was fun, and i wasn't alone"
Thetis20: "i was visiting my friends"
LzyBrunette: the authorities weren;t called on the weirdo naked guy?
Thetis20: he wasn't naked, surprisingly enough
Thetis20: who are your friends joel?
Thetis20: "the fishys"
LzyBrunette: hehe
Thetis20: you mean the minnows you're afraid of?
Thetis20: "shut up"
LzyBrunette: i have goldfish in my cupboard joel
Thetis20: "AHHHHHHHHHH"
Thetis20: joel's really scared of goldfish
LzyBrunette: joel's so stupid
Thetis20: he won't even eat the crackers
Thetis20: yes he is
LzyBrunette: but they're yummy
LzyBrunette: i was talking about the crackers
Thetis20: i like the pretzel ones
Thetis20: i know
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: they make pretzel ones?
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: news to me
Thetis20: really?
Thetis20: they've been around forever
LzyBrunette: never heard of them
LzyBrunette: maybe it's another one of those things they sell by area
Thetis20: maybe, but i don't think so
Thetis20: "we're going to the beach today"
Thetis20: "i'm gonna build a naked sand benji"
LzyBrunette: oh lordy
LzyBrunette: dude i'm too tired to wrok
LzyBrunette: i don't wanna goooooooooo
Thetis20: i have off today
LzyBrunette: lucky bitch
Thetis20: i had off yesterday too
Thetis20: but i asked for these days off cause i had to go home
Thetis20: i have crap hours for the rest of the week though
LzyBrunette: i have mid's 2 days open fri
Thetis20: 11-7 thursday and friday, 7-3 sat and sun
Thetis20: i hate 11-7 because t's the whole day
Thetis20: and i hate 7-3 cause it's too freaking early
LzyBrunette: sdiop
LzyBrunette: stop*
Thetis20: stop what?
LzyBrunette: ahh
LzyBrunette: 5 people are talking to me
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: sorry
LzyBrunette: it's too much for someone incoherent
Thetis20: i'm all shaky cause i had a frappe this morning
Thetis20: and i can't keep my mind on one thing
LzyBrunette: ha
Thetis20: brb
Thetis20: it's such a chore to get that boy dressed
Thetis20: "slappy has his swimsuit on!!"
LzyBrunette: oh hell
Thetis20: you're gross joel
LzyBrunette: joel it's too early for you
Thetis20: he's been up for hours
LzyBrunette: no i mean too early for me to deal with him
Thetis20: i woke up and i saw the spiderman pajamas on the floor and i knew something was up
Thetis20: i know
Thetis20: I changed my profile
Thetis20: i don't know if they're the right words th0ugh
Thetis20: *though
LzyBrunette: i thought he said "all my life's been wasted"
Thetis20: i think it's waiting
Thetis20: i don't know though
Thetis20: i found the lyrics somewhere
LzyBrunette: i thought it was waiting...but then wasted sounds better
LzyBrunette: and i i don't know
LzyBrunette: it's early and my stomach is like...owwwwwww
LzyBrunette: it really hurts
Thetis20: here, maybe this will make you feel better
Thetis20: http://image.mycubix.com/200407/076.jpg
LzyBrunette: i'm waiting
LzyBrunette: it's taking forever
Thetis20: yeah, i know it did that too me too
Thetis20: *to
LzyBrunette: is that joel?...with a guitar?
Thetis20: he wants to be like benji
LzyBrunette: creep
Thetis20: he's even wearing benji's pants
LzyBrunette: no one can be benji
LzyBrunette: yeah i just noticed
LzyBrunette: especially not joel
Thetis20: i said like benji
Thetis20: not be benji
Thetis20: i like when joel plays guitar
Thetis20: it's cute
Thetis20: he looks like a little boy
LzyBrunette: he does
Thetis20: i like this one too: http://image.mycubix.com/200407/heee.jpg
LzyBrunette: i just brighened it to see it better
Thetis20: it looks like benji's showing him how to play
Thetis20: either that or checking out his junk
LzyBrunette: it's all red
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: its bothering me
LzyBrunette: cause i can't brighten it right
Thetis20: he's totally chenking out joels package
Thetis20: *chacking
Thetis20: *checking
LzyBrunette: i can see that
Thetis20: my god
LzyBrunette: but i can't really see it
LzyBrunette: benji looks weird
LzyBrunette: ahh why is it 8:45...WHY
LzyBrunette: waaa
Thetis20: what time do you have to leave?
LzyBrunette: 9
LzyBrunette: i'm really gonna cry
LzyBrunette: i don't wanna go THAT bad
Thetis20: awww
LzyBrunette: i wish i had a portable benji to take with me
LzyBrunette: or a tony hand held computer
Thetis20: benji is portable
Thetis20: he's so little you can just stick him in your pocket and run away with him
LzyBrunette: ha
LzyBrunette: i really wish i had something i could take with me
Thetis20: for what?
LzyBrunette: benji makes me happy
Thetis20: there's a mystery animal in maryland
LzyBrunette: i wish i had something benji to take with me to work
Thetis20: awwww
LzyBrunette: so i'd be a little bit happy
Thetis20: take a picture of him with you
LzyBrunette: i don't have any
LzyBrunette: ahh
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: dude this girl started IMing me...and this is her away message
Thetis20: poor asha
LzyBrunette: god made coke.....
god made pepsi....
god made joel so damn sexii!!!
Thetis20: wow
Thetis20: that's really lame
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: she 15
LzyBrunette: and i like carly better
Thetis20: " i like coke"
Thetis20: joel shut up
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: carly
Thetis20: how is she?
Thetis20: any less annoying?
LzyBrunette: i think i'm friends with her
LzyBrunette: so yeah
LzyBrunette: she is kinda
Thetis20: well that's good
LzyBrunette: i'm staying online today
LzyBrunette: so leave me funny messages
Thetis20: ok
Thetis20: i'll try to think of some good ones
LzyBrunette: bye
Thetis20: funny messaes about what?
Thetis20: messages
LzyBrunette: ya know when you leave me stuff about joel
Thetis20: bye
Thetis20: oh ok
Thetis20 signed off at 12:09:19 pm.
Thetis20 signed on at 12:11:37 pm.
Thetis20 signed off at 1:02:56 pm.
Thetis20 signed on at 2:18:10 pm.
Thetis20: "Slappy almost drowned today!!!"

Auto response from LzyBrunette: yeah they really want you, they really want you
yeah they really want you, they really want you
yeah they really want you, but i want you too
i want to be the girl with the most cake
i love him so much it just turns to hate
i fake it so real i am beyond fake
and someday you will ache like i ache

Thetis20: "some kid ran into him with his boogie board and he fainted"
Thetis20: it was really funny
Thetis20: joel came running out of the water crying with his hand down his pants
Thetis20: "he was hurt pretty bad, but he's ok now"
Thetis20: "he's resting"
Thetis20: "i made him a bed"
Thetis20: Joel! Take my pillow out of your pants!!!!
Thetis20: I have to sleep on that you freak!!
Thetis20: "No!! Slappy needs it more than you!"
Thetis20: "What if he dies?"
Thetis20: he's not going to die, go take a nap
Thetis20: "Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime, when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime!"

Thetis20: that's just great joel
Thetis20: since your're eating mac and cheese and all
Thetis20: "i just felt like serenading benji"
Thetis20: benji isn't here and how do you know what that word means?
Thetis20: "i saw it on spongebob"
LzyBrunette: thanks so much

Auto response from Thetis20: If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then the zipper is the window to the underwear.

LzyBrunette: joel made me happy
Thetis20: i'm glad

Auto response from LzyBrunette: not feeling well
benji's playing a sexy nurse

Thetis20: "hey! why didn't benji play sexy nurse for me?!"
Thetis20: "Slappy was in pain!"
Thetis20: "and now i have to wear a jock strap all the time until he's better"
Thetis20: that little girl i hate is in philly tonight
Thetis20: i was wondering why i felt nauseous all day
Thetis20: "maybe you're pregnant"
Thetis20: "maybe I'm pregnant!"
Thetis20: not again joel
Thetis20: we talked about this
Thetis20: and why are you out of bed?
Thetis20: "slappy won't go to sleep"
Thetis20: does he ever?
Thetis20: "no"
Thetis20: "he wants a massage"
Thetis20: oh hell no
Thetis20: do it yourself
Thetis20: "i tried but he's mad at me"

Auto response from LzyBrunette: not feeling well
benji's playing a sexy nurse

Thetis20: "he won't even wear his sombrero"
Thetis20: "can i have a cupcake?"
Thetis20: if i gve you one will you go to bed?
Thetis20: "yes"
Thetis20: then here
Thetis20: "look slappy! we got a cupcake!! and benji didn't!! nanny nanny boo boo!!"
Thetis20: "it's chocolate and it has my name on it benji"
Thetis20: "jealous?"
Thetis20: "yeah, that's what i thought, fo'"
Thetis20: no joel
Thetis20: bed
Thetis20: now
Thetis20: ok, well i'm gonna go to bed, i hope you feel better
Thetis20: maybe i'll talk to you tomorrow morning before i go to work, or maybe later tonight i might be on
LzyBrunette: huh

Auto response from Thetis20: When I talk to a boy I like, I can't say anything cool or witty or at all. I can usually get out a few vowel sounds and then I have to go away. ~ Willow

Thetis20: huh?
Thetis20: esp
Thetis20: i JUST put my away message on
LzyBrunette: no i heard you leaving messages
Thetis20: oh, sorry
LzyBrunette: i came home early
LzyBrunette: i sarted my period
Thetis20: sick?
Thetis20: oh ewww
LzyBrunette: started*
Thetis20: i'm waiting for mine
LzyBrunette: it's embarressing
Thetis20: i just remembered today
Thetis20: what is?
LzyBrunette: leaving work cause of your period
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: eww now that i'm sitting again i feel nausous
Thetis20: i felt sick all day
Thetis20: and joel wouldn't shut up
LzyBrunette: hahaha
Thetis20: it was all 'slappy's hurt' and 'slappy's bored' and my butt itches'
LzyBrunette: hahahaha
LzyBrunette: joels a special kid
Thetis20: i was like 'well maybe if you didn't stick crayons in your pants it wouldn't itch so much'
LzyBrunette: ha
Thetis20: "well i had to put them somewhere!"
Thetis20: "and my hands were full"
LzyBrunette: silly child
Thetis20: yes he is
LzyBrunette: so when do you work tomorrow
Thetis20: 11
LzyBrunette: me too
LzyBrunette: only on my time
Thetis20: what time do you have to leave
LzyBrunette: 9
Thetis20: what song did benji and joel write with ashlee simpson?
LzyBrunette: i don't know
LzyBrunette: i thought it was just benji
Thetis20: maybe it was but she thanks both of them
LzyBrunette: do you have her new CD?
Thetis20: catherine does
LzyBrunette: i wish i could get it
LzyBrunette: but i'm not allowed to spend
Thetis20: i'm so broke now
LzyBrunette: aww
LzyBrunette: oh yeah...my neighbor sold my car
Thetis20: that really sucks
LzyBrunette: i'm never going to have one i swear to god
LzyBrunette: god i need to stop making internet friends
LzyBrunette: people never leave me be
Thetis20: i'm sorry
LzyBrunette: i can't get anything done ever
Thetis20: i'm gonna go to bed soon anyway, i'm just trying to find something
Thetis20: and joel's waiting for me
LzyBrunette: ok
Thetis20: i'm bored
LzyBrunette: i am too
LzyBrunette: i wanna write
Thetis20: i was all shaky again today
Thetis20: i couldn't write
LzyBrunette: have you been?
Thetis20: writing?
LzyBrunette: yah
Thetis20: sorry
Thetis20: aim is really being a JA tonight
LzyBrunette: jackass?
Thetis20: yup
Thetis20: it's my new favorite saying
Thetis20: i've been calling the dog that all day
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: ok well i'm gonna go to bed now
LzyBrunette: ok
LzyBrunette: night
Thetis20: i'll talk to you tomorrow morning, maybe
Thetis20: night
LzyBrunette: bye
LzyBrunette: no what?

Auto response from Thetis20: Get off my Kool Aid muthafucka.

LzyBrunette: we should have each other's #'s....
LzyBrunette: cell phone #'s
LzyBrunette: then i can text you
LzyBrunette: i don't think i'd call you...cause i think it's kinda weird...yet i tell you everything...i;m weird