Thetis20 (1:13:16 pm): "Mr.Wiggles + Slappy 4eva"

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Auto response from LzyBrunette (1:13:17 pm): aol sucks!!!!!!

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Thetis20 (1:13:58 pm): Joel wants that tattooed on his ass
Thetis20 (1:14:01 pm): i forbid it
Thetis20 (1:14:31 pm): i'm gonna go back to packing now, i don't know if i'll be on tonight, i don't have a phone jack in my room at the shore
Thetis20 (1:20:53 pm): Good Charlotte is one of the biggest bands in the nation right now, a pop-punk quintet that's played the MTV Video Music Awards, graced the cover of Rolling Stone and sold over three million copies of its latest disc, The Young and the Hopeless. To Good Charlotte vocalist Joel Madden, all of these achievements pale in comparison to a recent impromptu karaoke session he did while prepping for the band's next release.

"We were practicing at this practice space in LA, and Morrissey's band was there," Madden relates. "We were hanging out. They were practicing, but Morrissey wasn't there, and they let me go in and sing 'Suedehead' while they played it. It was awesome. It was probably one of the coolest things I've ever done in my life."

Thetis20 (1:21:00 pm): I'm so happy for him!
Thetis20 (1:21:05 pm): happy and jealous!!
Thetis20 (1:21:18 pm): i wish i could have been there to see that
LzyBrunette (1:22:54 pm): awww
LzyBrunette (1:22:57 pm): that is cool
Thetis20 (1:23:20 pm): i seriously wish i were there to see the look on his face
LzyBrunette (1:23:30 pm): i'm cleaning my room and trying to find my earring
LzyBrunette (1:23:34 pm): i just dropped it
Thetis20 (1:24:12 pm): awww, sorry
Thetis20 (1:24:16 pm): joel got smart
Thetis20 (1:24:29 pm): "There's no way you could ever be like Morrissey. He's just his own thing," he says. "To me, it's more like [Frank] Sinatra or Dean Martin. Sinatra also said things that no one else could say in a way that no one else could say them. They're two totally different singers, don't get me wrong, but they each have things that captivate you, and when you love him, you love him."
LzyBrunette (1:24:35 pm): but i DID find a scene from slls that i wrote at work thought i lost and had to recreate
Thetis20 (1:25:02 pm): oh
Thetis20 (1:25:03 pm): good
LzyBrunette (1:25:04 pm): that's cool
LzyBrunette (1:25:13 pm): well it's too late
LzyBrunette (1:25:20 pm): the scene has already gone out
Thetis20 (1:25:32 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (1:25:34 pm): it was when joel calls about his baby
Thetis20 (1:25:38 pm): oh
Thetis20 (1:25:45 pm): awww
Thetis20 (1:25:47 pm): i love that part
LzyBrunette (1:25:57 pm): the original was better
LzyBrunette (1:26:04 pm): benji wasn't such an asshole
Thetis20 (1:26:09 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (1:27:06 pm): damn it
LzyBrunette (1:27:13 pm): i totally lost my earring
LzyBrunette (1:27:37 pm): they were my favorites and my only studs
Thetis20 (1:27:43 pm): i was highly impressed with joel's statement
Thetis20 (1:27:46 pm): i'm sorry
LzyBrunette (1:27:50 pm): my new holes are supposed to have studs
LzyBrunette (1:27:57 pm): and i don't have any
LzyBrunette (1:28:14 pm): it was a very intelligent response
LzyBrunette (1:28:20 pm): what's that all from
Thetis20 (1:28:57 pm): some webzine i think
Thetis20 (1:29:02 pm): evie posted it
Thetis20 (1:29:18 pm): i think i should marry joel
Thetis20 (1:29:30 pm): we like all the same things
Thetis20 (1:29:32 pm): and he's hot
Thetis20 (1:29:35 pm): and i'm hot
Thetis20 (1:29:42 pm): therefore we should get married
Thetis20 (1:30:02 pm): i shall inform him of this at warped tour
Thetis20 (1:30:14 pm): after i have sex with his brother on a pile of money
LzyBrunette (1:30:22 pm): fiund it
LzyBrunette (1:30:27 pm): found*
Thetis20 (1:30:29 pm): good
LzyBrunette (1:30:38 pm): and my pants are coming down
Thetis20 (1:30:42 pm): haha
Thetis20 (1:30:44 pm): benji!
LzyBrunette (1:31:01 pm): i was doing the army man on the floor
LzyBrunette (1:31:23 pm): that's a good plan
Thetis20 (1:31:54 pm): i just put joel in my profile
Thetis20 (1:32:00 pm): i am seriously impressed
Thetis20 (1:32:09 pm): see, i knew he wasn't a complete moron
LzyBrunette (1:32:33 pm): he made me all warm inside reading that
Thetis20 (1:32:48 pm): he said captivate
LzyBrunette (1:32:49 pm): i read it again without the earring thought overhead
LzyBrunette (1:32:53 pm): it was better
Thetis20 (1:32:59 pm): that what impressed me the most
Thetis20 (1:33:03 pm): *that's
Thetis20 (1:33:30 pm): i love my poe quote too
LzyBrunette (1:34:15 pm): i didn't even see that before
LzyBrunette (1:34:23 pm): i think mine has something about slappy
LzyBrunette (1:34:39 pm): no
LzyBrunette (1:34:47 pm): portable katchup
Thetis20 (1:34:52 pm): yeah
Thetis20 (1:34:53 pm): haha
Thetis20 (1:35:00 pm): best joel quote ever
LzyBrunette (1:35:01 pm): and wendy and oskar advice
Thetis20 (1:35:09 pm): even though he didn't really say it
LzyBrunette (1:35:15 pm): yeah
Thetis20 (1:35:24 pm): i'm so fucking hungry
LzyBrunette (1:35:34 pm): i think the best joel quote is tikky tikky
Thetis20 (1:35:59 pm): oh my holy hell.....
Thetis20 (1:36:15 pm): http://www.toppics4u.com/brad-pitt/misc/090.jpg
LzyBrunette (1:36:47 pm): that was from a magazine
LzyBrunette (1:36:52 pm): it's so familiar
Thetis20 (1:37:08 pm): i've never seen it before
Thetis20 (1:38:20 pm): i'm so not even packed yet
LzyBrunette (1:38:28 pm): me either
Thetis20 (1:38:36 pm): i have some underwear in my suitcase and that's it
Thetis20 (1:38:52 pm): yeah, but i'm leaving in a few hours
Thetis20 (1:38:54 pm): if that
LzyBrunette (1:39:03 pm): ha
Thetis20 (1:39:20 pm): i just want to go to sleep
Thetis20 (1:39:29 pm): liquid diets suck ass
LzyBrunette (1:39:30 pm): aww
LzyBrunette (1:42:49 pm): whats kiquid diet?
LzyBrunette (1:42:53 pm): liquid*
Thetis20 (1:43:31 pm): all liquid for four days
Thetis20 (1:43:43 pm): like juice and water and stuff
Thetis20 (1:43:44 pm): no soda
LzyBrunette (1:44:10 pm): does it work?
Thetis20 (1:44:36 pm): yeah
Thetis20 (1:44:48 pm): but it's only the beginnong of the diet
Thetis20 (1:44:53 pm): it's like a cleansing thing
Thetis20 (1:45:04 pm): and you lose like 6 pounds
Thetis20 (1:45:11 pm): but it's all water wieght
LzyBrunette (1:45:19 pm): oh
Thetis20 (1:45:28 pm): it sucks do do though
Thetis20 (1:45:32 pm): *to
Thetis20 (1:45:45 pm): and it's not very healthy
Thetis20 (1:45:54 pm): but it's fast and i'm fat so.... yeah
LzyBrunette (1:46:24 pm): yeah
LzyBrunette (1:47:32 pm): 6 pounds sounds like a lot to me
LzyBrunette (1:48:09 pm): ew i am not liking what i wrote
LzyBrunette (1:49:40 pm): goddamn it...somepeople need to hush their mouths
LzyBrunette (1:50:30 pm): Men DO NOT have a 'g-spot'....sure they've got erogenous zones but not a g-spot...'g-spots' are gender specific
LzyBrunette (1:50:48 pm): it's like saying "he's on his period"
LzyBrunette (1:52:01 pm): i wanna post mean now...but i guess i won't
Thetis20 (1:52:03 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (1:52:21 pm): oh hey... i made an "away" banner
Thetis20 (1:52:25 pm): mmm mmm mmm... i love being graduated
Thetis20 (1:52:36 pm): it was worth the hell just for the money
Thetis20 (1:52:41 pm): really?
LzyBrunette (1:52:43 pm): http://www.angelfire.com/film/asha/icons/wheresasha.jpg
LzyBrunette (1:52:57 pm): money?
Thetis20 (1:53:24 pm): oh my god that's so great
Thetis20 (1:53:30 pm): graduation money
LzyBrunette (1:53:42 pm): you get money for graduating?
Thetis20 (1:53:47 pm): cash = best gift ever
Thetis20 (1:53:52 pm): from my family
LzyBrunette (1:53:53 pm): i don't even get money for my b-day
Thetis20 (1:53:53 pm): yeah
LzyBrunette (1:54:01 pm): i get crappy presents
Thetis20 (1:54:02 pm): sometimes i do
LzyBrunette (1:55:00 pm): i'm gonna put the banner at the bottom of my boards when i'm gone
LzyBrunette (1:57:17 pm): omg it's 2
LzyBrunette (1:57:27 pm): where the fuck'd my day go?
Thetis20 (1:57:30 pm): omg it's 5
Thetis20 (1:57:39 pm): i don't know
LzyBrunette (1:57:41 pm): i feel like i just got up
LzyBrunette (1:57:49 pm): i haven't even eaten yet
Thetis20 (1:57:55 pm): i woke up at 12:30 and i still haven't gottne anything done
Thetis20 (1:58:02 pm): except joel that is
Thetis20 (1:58:09 pm): oops, did i say that out loud?
LzyBrunette (1:58:12 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (1:58:17 pm): ;-)
Thetis20 (1:58:35 pm): "beatrice made slappy happy"
LzyBrunette (1:58:39 pm): my banner came out better than i thought it would
Thetis20 (1:58:41 pm): "i rhymed!!!"
Thetis20 (1:58:45 pm): i like it
LzyBrunette (1:58:48 pm): haha good joel
Thetis20 (1:58:49 pm): it's so cute
LzyBrunette (1:59:06 pm): oh no
LzyBrunette (1:59:14 pm): you know what i realized?
LzyBrunette (1:59:31 pm): you're leaving when i get back and so is oskar.........................
LzyBrunette (1:59:39 pm): who am i gonna talk to?
Thetis20 (1:59:53 pm): when do you get back?
LzyBrunette (2:00:00 pm): 14th
Thetis20 (2:00:07 pm): i'm not leaving then
LzyBrunette (2:00:15 pm): when?
Thetis20 (2:00:19 pm): i'm not leaving until after father's day
LzyBrunette (2:00:28 pm): i don't know when that is
LzyBrunette (2:00:30 pm): date
Thetis20 (2:00:42 pm): i think like the.... 22nd or 24th sometime around then
LzyBrunette (2:00:45 pm): oh
Thetis20 (2:00:46 pm): fathers day is the 20th
LzyBrunette (2:01:00 pm): i'm still not gonna have oskar
LzyBrunette (2:01:10 pm): for like 3 months
Thetis20 (2:01:27 pm): crap brb
LzyBrunette (2:01:32 pm): we won't get to say goodbye
LzyBrunette (2:01:33 pm): ok
Thetis20 (2:17:43 pm): ok, sorry
Thetis20 (2:18:01 pm): something stinks like garbage outside
LzyBrunette (2:18:02 pm): i was lost anyway
Thetis20 (2:18:05 pm): it's making me sick
LzyBrunette (2:18:08 pm): i made popcorn
Thetis20 (2:18:13 pm): oh
Thetis20 (2:18:15 pm): mmm
LzyBrunette (2:18:20 pm): and i'm reading a thread byu a retard
Thetis20 (2:18:27 pm): haha
Thetis20 (2:18:47 pm): wanna read something hilarious that some girl wrote?
LzyBrunette (2:18:53 pm): are you a mental retard, who would have a name called i heal watermelons. you must be one of them gothic of punk freeks.
LzyBrunette (2:18:55 pm): yeah
LzyBrunette (2:19:14 pm): and that's what the retard said
Thetis20 (2:19:33 pm): ok, it goes with this picture and it's called Benji the Blowjob Monster: http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/1061800/252969
Thetis20 (2:19:52 pm): Most monsters hide in your closet,
But I hide under the bed,
They are waiting for the chance to scare you,
I just want to give you some head.

I promise I won't hurt you,
Baby, I'll go real slow,
Lick my lips, take a deep breath,
then all I gotta do is blow.

And when your friends cry to their mama's
You'll be crying out my name,
Oh benji, the blow job monster,
Please, oh please, do it again

LzyBrunette (2:20:28 pm): hahahahahaha
LzyBrunette (2:20:31 pm): no i mean
LzyBrunette (2:20:34 pm): HAHAHAHAHA
Thetis20 (2:20:52 pm): i just drooled on myself for no reason at all
LzyBrunette (2:20:52 pm): and that was how i got my new siggy!
Thetis20 (2:21:05 pm): i've been hanging around joel WAY too long
Thetis20 (2:21:09 pm): haha
Thetis20 (2:21:59 pm): benji has freakishly long arms for such a little man
LzyBrunette (2:22:10 pm): damn it's too long
LzyBrunette (2:22:25 pm): haha
Thetis20 (2:23:23 pm): i just found out there is a song about me
Thetis20 (2:23:25 pm): another one
Thetis20 (2:23:39 pm): first LFO had "life is good" with my name in it
LzyBrunette (2:23:41 pm): oh really?
Thetis20 (2:23:54 pm): then i find out adam sandler wrote a song called "sweet beatrice"
LzyBrunette (2:23:57 pm): haha lfo
Thetis20 (2:24:08 pm): i'm a waitress in the lfo song
LzyBrunette (2:24:17 pm): we have that stupid damn song of theirs in my store
LzyBrunette (2:24:29 pm): "new kids on the block had a buncha hits..."
Thetis20 (2:24:29 pm): "a woamn named beatrice serves me coffee and smiles as if she cares"
Thetis20 (2:24:37 pm): i love that song!
Thetis20 (2:24:40 pm): i'm so lame
Thetis20 (2:24:43 pm): but i do love it
LzyBrunette (2:24:45 pm): it makes me sick
LzyBrunette (2:24:50 pm): but i sing it all the time
LzyBrunette (2:24:59 pm): it plays about 3 times a day
Thetis20 (2:25:06 pm): it just reminds me of hapy times
Thetis20 (2:25:11 pm): or happy
LzyBrunette (2:25:36 pm): we have a buncha old poppy tunes
Thetis20 (2:25:38 pm): do you like something corporate?
LzyBrunette (2:25:39 pm): lfo
Thetis20 (2:25:43 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (2:25:47 pm): uh those guys
LzyBrunette (2:25:53 pm): ibbmak
LzyBrunette (2:25:57 pm): BBmak*
Thetis20 (2:26:06 pm): i just bout the cd and i'm not sure how i feel about it
LzyBrunette (2:26:07 pm): soulDecision
LzyBrunette (2:26:11 pm): oh
Thetis20 (2:26:17 pm): hey, don't be ripping on bbmak
LzyBrunette (2:26:18 pm): i don'tknow much soco
Thetis20 (2:26:19 pm): i love them
Thetis20 (2:26:25 pm): christian= rawr
LzyBrunette (2:26:25 pm): no i like it too
LzyBrunette (2:26:31 pm): i didn't say i didn't
Thetis20 (2:26:36 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (2:26:39 pm): i just said we have it ion the store
Thetis20 (2:26:41 pm): just amking sure
Thetis20 (2:26:44 pm): making
LzyBrunette (2:26:45 pm): it's one of the ones i like
Thetis20 (2:26:59 pm): i'm such a dork, i really love bbmak
Thetis20 (2:27:05 pm): i saw them at the mall once
LzyBrunette (2:27:13 pm): i love when thyey were on even stevens
LzyBrunette (2:27:16 pm): haha cool
Thetis20 (2:27:21 pm): me and catherine screamed like 5 year olds
LzyBrunette (2:27:24 pm): i like one of the dark haired ones
Thetis20 (2:27:27 pm): yeah, that one was great
LzyBrunette (2:27:28 pm): steve?
Thetis20 (2:27:33 pm): i love louis
LzyBrunette (2:27:44 pm): me too
Thetis20 (2:27:49 pm): i don't know any of their names besides christian
LzyBrunette (2:27:52 pm): i have a crush on shia lebouf
Thetis20 (2:27:56 pm): haha
Thetis20 (2:28:02 pm): he's too funny
LzyBrunette (2:28:16 pm): oh and his friend twitty is HOT
LzyBrunette (2:28:24 pm): aj trauth
Thetis20 (2:28:26 pm): that he is
LzyBrunette (2:28:33 pm): yeah i love all thos disney kids
Thetis20 (2:28:35 pm): for being so young he's hot
LzyBrunette (2:28:40 pm): i love all those shows
LzyBrunette (2:28:50 pm): and the dumb movies too
Thetis20 (2:28:54 pm): yeah
Thetis20 (2:29:03 pm): my sister is obsessed with them
Thetis20 (2:29:13 pm): she has to watch them all the time
Thetis20 (2:29:26 pm): which is why i now bring my tv to the shore with me
LzyBrunette (2:29:37 pm): i thought the one with shia as a mentally challenged kid was really really good
Thetis20 (2:29:38 pm): we only have one tv at the shore
Thetis20 (2:29:48 pm): my sister loves that one
LzyBrunette (2:29:55 pm): me and your sister sounds way more alike than you and me
Thetis20 (2:29:59 pm): where he operats on the watermelon
LzyBrunette (2:30:05 pm): it made me cry
Thetis20 (2:30:12 pm): ice cream truck!!!!
LzyBrunette (2:30:13 pm): when he's playing with the kite
LzyBrunette (2:30:20 pm): at the beach
Thetis20 (2:30:22 pm): i never saw the whole thing
LzyBrunette (2:30:28 pm): now i'm all sad
Thetis20 (2:30:32 pm): i only saw the watermelon part
LzyBrunette (2:30:35 pm): where's mr wiggles
Thetis20 (2:30:37 pm): the girl got on my nerves
Thetis20 (2:30:56 pm): slappy and mr. wiggles are following the ice cream truck
Thetis20 (2:31:14 pm): they're gonna get arrested for public nudity
LzyBrunette (2:31:25 pm): i just got a mental picture of benji and joel chasing an ice cream truck into the sunset
LzyBrunette (2:31:33 pm): naked
Thetis20 (2:31:33 pm): hahahaha
Thetis20 (2:31:48 pm): oh my god, i'm cracking up
Thetis20 (2:31:51 pm): that's so funny
LzyBrunette (2:31:52 pm): and holding hands
Thetis20 (2:31:53 pm): and true
Thetis20 (2:31:56 pm): hahahaha
Thetis20 (2:32:06 pm): "wait for us!!!"
Thetis20 (2:32:12 pm): "we want some ice cream!!"
LzyBrunette (2:32:21 pm): it's such a clear vision in my head
Thetis20 (2:32:25 pm): and then joel drops his money
Thetis20 (2:32:31 pm): and bends over to pick it up
LzyBrunette (2:32:37 pm): oh i had a half scary/ half sexy patrick dream
Thetis20 (2:32:40 pm): "hey! mr. wiggles get out of there!"
LzyBrunette (2:32:47 pm): oh GOD
Thetis20 (2:32:50 pm): haha
Thetis20 (2:33:11 pm): oh man, i crack myself up
Thetis20 (2:33:18 pm): so half sexy half scary huh?
LzyBrunette (2:33:43 pm): were talking then we're in the stock room fondling each other and i'm gonna give him a bj and then i get these freaky sensations
LzyBrunette (2:33:52 pm): and i have to will myself to wake up
Thetis20 (2:33:58 pm): weird
LzyBrunette (2:34:08 pm): because it REALLY felt like a man was on me and ewww
Thetis20 (2:34:18 pm): ewwwww scary
LzyBrunette (2:34:19 pm): and i was shaking and shit
Thetis20 (2:34:29 pm): that's really scary
Thetis20 (2:34:37 pm): i would have been freaked too
LzyBrunette (2:34:49 pm): it reminded me of this other dream i had when some demon thing was shaking me
LzyBrunette (2:34:57 pm): and no one could help me
LzyBrunette (2:35:04 pm): it was the same feeling
Thetis20 (2:35:07 pm): ok, i'm gonna attempt to pack and talk to you at the same time
Thetis20 (2:35:13 pm): i had demon dreams a lot
LzyBrunette (2:35:14 pm): ok
Thetis20 (2:35:18 pm): and devil dreams
LzyBrunette (2:35:24 pm): this will be interesting
Thetis20 (2:35:29 pm): but they don't scare me for some reason
LzyBrunette (2:35:50 pm): it scared me because in my dream my mom thought i was having a seizure
LzyBrunette (2:36:09 pm): but i was screaming and trying to tell her that someone was holding me and shaking me
LzyBrunette (2:36:28 pm): and the one last night felt that way
LzyBrunette (2:36:50 pm): i think i really was shaking...in my bed last night
Thetis20 (2:37:49 pm): awwww, i'm sorry
Thetis20 (2:38:01 pm): didn't benji hold you till you were ok?
LzyBrunette (2:38:04 pm): yes
LzyBrunette (2:38:06 pm): thank god
Thetis20 (2:38:08 pm): good
Thetis20 (2:38:21 pm): i'm usually th one holding joel
LzyBrunette (2:38:25 pm): i know this is dorky...and maybe weird
Thetis20 (2:38:30 pm): he gets scared at night
LzyBrunette (2:38:32 pm): but i really imagined that
Thetis20 (2:38:34 pm): yeah?
Thetis20 (2:38:36 pm): awwwww
Thetis20 (2:38:40 pm): i do that too
Thetis20 (2:39:03 pm): did i tell you about that one time when my blankets were all buched up behind me?
LzyBrunette (2:39:07 pm): if my mom had been home i would have gone to her
Thetis20 (2:39:07 pm): *bunched
Thetis20 (2:39:12 pm): awwww
LzyBrunette (2:39:14 pm): no
LzyBrunette (2:39:36 pm): what happened?
Thetis20 (2:39:53 pm): well they were and i was half awake half asleep and it felt like someone was behind me, like holding me, so i pretended it was joel
LzyBrunette (2:40:05 pm): awww
Thetis20 (2:40:08 pm): and it made me feel all warm and safe
LzyBrunette (2:40:18 pm): i sleep with a pillow laying adjacent to me
LzyBrunette (2:40:26 pm): i always have
Thetis20 (2:40:35 pm): with your head and an arm across it
Thetis20 (2:40:39 pm): that's what i do
LzyBrunette (2:40:40 pm): yup
Thetis20 (2:40:50 pm): wanna know a secret?
LzyBrunette (2:40:59 pm): and then i write bedroom scenes from slls
LzyBrunette (2:41:08 pm): i promise not to tell
Thetis20 (2:41:20 pm): i still sleep with my carebear
Thetis20 (2:41:29 pm): and i always will
LzyBrunette (2:41:32 pm): i never had one
Thetis20 (2:41:34 pm): i can't sleep without him
LzyBrunette (2:41:40 pm): how cute
Thetis20 (2:41:43 pm): he's falling apart
LzyBrunette (2:41:50 pm): i kicked out all my stuffed animals
Thetis20 (2:41:53 pm): joel gets jealous
Thetis20 (2:41:55 pm): awww
Thetis20 (2:42:11 pm): mine is bedtime bear
LzyBrunette (2:42:17 pm): i slept with benji and joel once
Thetis20 (2:42:19 pm): he needs a bath actually
Thetis20 (2:42:26 pm): he starting to smell a litle
Thetis20 (2:42:37 pm): haha, really? how?
LzyBrunette (2:42:38 pm): i have these twins bears i got at work
Thetis20 (2:42:44 pm): awwwww
LzyBrunette (2:42:48 pm): i made them benji and joel
Thetis20 (2:42:55 pm): that's cute
LzyBrunette (2:43:01 pm): joel has a pink/red faux hawk
Thetis20 (2:43:05 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (2:43:09 pm): and benji has earrings in his face
Thetis20 (2:43:17 pm): funny
Thetis20 (2:43:22 pm): that's
LzyBrunette (2:43:35 pm): i think i have a picture somewhere
Thetis20 (2:44:18 pm): ew, i have to bring my dirty laundry with me
Thetis20 (2:44:21 pm): poop
LzyBrunette (2:44:25 pm): ewwwwwww
Thetis20 (2:44:26 pm): i hate doing laundry
Thetis20 (2:44:32 pm): it makes me feel gron up
Thetis20 (2:44:34 pm): and i don't like that
Thetis20 (2:44:40 pm): *grown
LzyBrunette (2:44:51 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (2:44:55 pm): have joel help you
LzyBrunette (2:45:09 pm): benji says he's a whiz with stain remover
Thetis20 (2:45:12 pm): so everything can be pink? i don't think so
Thetis20 (2:45:30 pm): you, but only on kind of stain
Thetis20 (2:45:31 pm): one
Thetis20 (2:45:43 pm): yeah
Thetis20 (2:45:47 pm): i can not type
LzyBrunette (2:45:55 pm): benji says he's saved a lot of his shirts
Thetis20 (2:46:06 pm): benji's a messy boy
LzyBrunette (2:46:09 pm): "white stains stand out on black!"
Thetis20 (2:46:14 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (2:46:26 pm): i DO have a pic
Thetis20 (2:46:32 pm): and who's fault is it that he gets white stains on his shirts?
LzyBrunette (2:46:36 pm): http://www.angelfire.com/film/asha/images/benjiandjoelbears.jpg
LzyBrunette (2:46:44 pm): benji has a hat too
LzyBrunette (2:46:47 pm): and bandana
Thetis20 (2:47:12 pm): oh my god that's too cute
LzyBrunette (2:47:25 pm): i tried to gice joel tatts too
LzyBrunette (2:47:33 pm): you can't really tell
Thetis20 (2:47:50 pm): i see them now that you mention it
LzyBrunette (2:48:06 pm): lemme see if i have the gay joel bear
Thetis20 (2:48:20 pm): "i'm not gay, foo!"
Thetis20 (2:48:40 pm): "i'm pimpmaster J. I be down with allll the bitches and ho's"
LzyBrunette (2:48:47 pm): i don't have it
Thetis20 (2:48:52 pm): damn it
Thetis20 (2:48:57 pm): what does it look like?
LzyBrunette (2:49:00 pm): but i have this
LzyBrunette (2:49:01 pm): http://www.angelfire.com/film/asha/images/greenhairedmonster.jpg
LzyBrunette (2:49:07 pm): real PIMP joel
Thetis20 (2:49:16 pm): ewwwwwwwwww
Thetis20 (2:49:21 pm): i call that booger head
LzyBrunette (2:49:32 pm): gay joel bear is the same bear
Thetis20 (2:49:38 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (2:49:42 pm): but he's got on a half shirt that says made
Thetis20 (2:49:47 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (2:49:49 pm): and a pink badana on his wrist
Thetis20 (2:49:57 pm): joel really does have that outfit
Thetis20 (2:50:02 pm): he likes to clean in it
Thetis20 (2:50:12 pm): with his pink panties
LzyBrunette (2:50:26 pm): i have a vision of joel vaccuuming in that outfit
Thetis20 (2:50:37 pm): hahaa
LzyBrunette (2:50:39 pm): with head phones
Thetis20 (2:50:42 pm): i pictured dusting
LzyBrunette (2:50:46 pm): probably listening to lfo
Thetis20 (2:50:47 pm): with a feather duster
LzyBrunette (2:50:57 pm): no better
Thetis20 (2:51:01 pm): no.... britney spears
LzyBrunette (2:51:03 pm): kylie minogue
Thetis20 (2:51:04 pm): "boys"
LzyBrunette (2:51:14 pm): i like that song
Thetis20 (2:51:19 pm): "sometimes a girl just needs one...boys..."
Thetis20 (2:51:23 pm): me too
LzyBrunette (2:51:25 pm): haha
Thetis20 (2:51:38 pm): "to love her and to hold....boys"
Thetis20 (2:51:48 pm): "when a girl is with one... she is in control"
Thetis20 (2:51:52 pm): that's enough joel
LzyBrunette (2:51:54 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (2:51:57 pm): brb
Thetis20 (2:52:00 pm): k
LzyBrunette (3:04:49 pm): i had to give my mom a computer lesson
LzyBrunette (3:05:10 pm): she's oganizing her pac lyrics
LzyBrunette (3:05:41 pm): i like this picture for some reason
http://www.angelfire.com/film/asha/images/joelweird.jpg
Thetis20 (3:06:20 pm): he's such a goof
Thetis20 (3:06:24 pm): but a cute goof
LzyBrunette (3:06:37 pm): i was watching the dvd againfor breakfast
LzyBrunette (3:06:54 pm): and i just love all his little moves onstage
LzyBrunette (3:07:03 pm): and when he's performing
LzyBrunette (3:08:00 pm): haha
http://www.angelfire.com/film/asha/images/frenchjoel.jpg
LzyBrunette (3:08:09 pm): french stewart joel
Thetis20 (3:14:01 pm): i miss those stars
LzyBrunette (3:14:08 pm): i'm wearing a made shirt i feel all dressy
Thetis20 (3:14:08 pm): :'(
LzyBrunette (3:14:11 pm): awww
LzyBrunette (3:14:17 pm): it's not like they're gone
Thetis20 (3:19:51 pm): but they're covered
Thetis20 (3:19:56 pm): well, filled in
Thetis20 (3:24:32 pm): i am dyyyyyiiinnnnggggg
Thetis20 (3:24:47 pm): i'm such a drama queen
Thetis20 (3:24:54 pm): it's so freaking hot in here
LzyBrunette (3:27:43 pm): my mom is fucking moron
LzyBrunette (3:27:46 pm): i want out
LzyBrunette (3:27:48 pm): NOW
LzyBrunette (3:28:15 pm): he filled them in?
LzyBrunette (3:28:17 pm): fucker
Thetis20 (3:29:33 pm): with the new ugle tattoo
Thetis20 (3:29:34 pm): ugly
LzyBrunette (3:29:38 pm): huh?
Thetis20 (3:29:42 pm): it's like light grey or something
Thetis20 (3:29:46 pm): the stars
LzyBrunette (3:29:49 pm): did he put something else or fill them in
LzyBrunette (3:30:11 pm): you're confusing me
Thetis20 (3:30:15 pm): he put a huge tattoo on his whole upper arm, and the stars kind of got filled in
LzyBrunette (3:30:20 pm): oh
Thetis20 (3:30:22 pm): and it's looks stupid
LzyBrunette (3:30:25 pm): oh
Thetis20 (3:30:33 pm): those stars were so sexy
LzyBrunette (3:30:55 pm): whatever he doens't have to give his mom computer instructions
Thetis20 (3:31:00 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (3:31:08 pm): i have no patience for her
LzyBrunette (3:31:12 pm): and he spitting
LzyBrunette (3:31:14 pm): her*
LzyBrunette (3:31:22 pm): she spits when she talks
Thetis20 (3:31:30 pm): i have no patience for this heat
Thetis20 (3:31:32 pm): hahaa
LzyBrunette (3:31:39 pm): and she's yelling at me like i did something wrong
Thetis20 (3:31:48 pm): awwww, i'm sorry
LzyBrunette (3:32:03 pm): she really needs to stay off my computer
LzyBrunette (3:32:15 pm): the computer*
Thetis20 (3:32:25 pm): slip of the tongue?
LzyBrunette (3:32:37 pm): well it is mine
LzyBrunette (3:32:44 pm): i paid for it
LzyBrunette (3:32:50 pm): but i don't like it
Thetis20 (3:32:53 pm): so it's yours
LzyBrunette (3:33:00 pm): and i kept the old one
LzyBrunette (3:33:46 pm): anyway now she's all mad at me cause she doesn't understand cutting and pasting and i need to go to the store
Thetis20 (3:33:48 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (3:33:52 pm): i need a new CD walkman
LzyBrunette (3:34:02 pm): and today is the only day
LzyBrunette (3:34:09 pm): i work the next 3 days
Thetis20 (3:34:10 pm): i need food
Thetis20 (3:34:14 pm): aw
LzyBrunette (3:34:15 pm): and she's being a bitch
Thetis20 (3:34:25 pm): awww
LzyBrunette (3:34:31 pm): i'm so upset
Thetis20 (3:34:42 pm): don't be upset!!
LzyBrunette (3:35:07 pm): but i need to go
LzyBrunette (3:35:17 pm): and i couldn't ask her all day
LzyBrunette (3:35:25 pm): and now she has fucking work
LzyBrunette (3:35:40 pm): it's already 3:30 if she doesn't start now she'll be late
LzyBrunette (3:38:57 pm): do you think walmart has good cd players?
LzyBrunette (3:39:07 pm): not cheap brands...real brands
Thetis20 (3:39:33 pm): i don't know
Thetis20 (3:39:38 pm): i bought mine at target
LzyBrunette (3:39:43 pm): what is it?
Thetis20 (3:39:52 pm): sony
LzyBrunette (3:40:01 pm): those cool colored ones
Thetis20 (3:40:34 pm): no, mine so old school
Thetis20 (3:40:35 pm): i don't use it
LzyBrunette (3:40:41 pm): ha
Thetis20 (3:40:42 pm): i haven't used it since high school i don't think
LzyBrunette (3:40:51 pm): awwwwwww
http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/evilqueengcgurl91/detail?.dir=/71ad&.dnm =7b6a.jpg
Thetis20 (3:40:54 pm): i don't even have headphones for it anymore
LzyBrunette (3:41:06 pm): i don't even like tony but i like that picture
LzyBrunette (3:41:21 pm): mine's falling apart...i use it everyday
LzyBrunette (3:41:49 pm): hmmmm walmart or bestbuy?
Thetis20 (3:42:11 pm): don't know
Thetis20 (3:42:17 pm): i have more fun in best buy
LzyBrunette (3:42:26 pm): me too
LzyBrunette (3:42:40 pm): but who knows if mommy will drive me that far
Thetis20 (3:42:41 pm): tony scares me in that pic
LzyBrunette (3:42:49 pm): i think he looks cute
Thetis20 (3:43:04 pm): http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v21/Evie23/Other%20stuff/fa201452.jp g
LzyBrunette (3:43:27 pm): awwwwwwwww
LzyBrunette (3:43:30 pm): open wide
Thetis20 (3:43:35 pm): i'm gonna steal joel in this one http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v17/XxXSpecial69XxX/atr.jpg
LzyBrunette (3:43:36 pm): here comes slappy
LzyBrunette (3:43:42 pm): oops did i say that?
Thetis20 (3:43:43 pm): haha
Thetis20 (3:44:00 pm): that's why he's the blowjob monster
LzyBrunette (3:44:10 pm): awww i have that episode
LzyBrunette (3:44:20 pm): it's one of the last ones
Thetis20 (3:44:30 pm): awwww
LzyBrunette (3:45:18 pm): the last last episode has joel talking to us all alone
LzyBrunette (3:45:23 pm): benji "quit"
Thetis20 (3:45:33 pm): ohhh
Thetis20 (3:45:36 pm): i wish i had seen it
Thetis20 (3:45:43 pm): i wish i saw any of them
LzyBrunette (3:45:47 pm): he was all "we never had anytime together like this"
Thetis20 (3:46:06 pm): awwwwww
Thetis20 (3:46:08 pm): my joely
LzyBrunette (3:46:12 pm): "i like this...just me"
Thetis20 (3:46:38 pm): awwww
LzyBrunette (3:46:39 pm): "Maybe benj will stay away awhile"
Thetis20 (3:46:43 pm): i like it just joel too
LzyBrunette (3:46:50 pm): some words to those effects
LzyBrunette (3:47:36 pm): i'm gonna...
LzyBrunette (3:47:43 pm): i forgot what i was gonna
LzyBrunette (3:47:54 pm): it just popped out of my head
Thetis20 (3:47:59 pm): color?
LzyBrunette (3:48:21 pm): oh...put up the slls quiz today...i think
LzyBrunette (3:48:36 pm): i have decided if i should wait until it's done
LzyBrunette (3:48:45 pm): haven't*
Thetis20 (3:48:54 pm): http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/mestupkid3377/Random%20GC% 20pics/benjupclose2.jpg
Thetis20 (3:49:01 pm): i want to lick him in that one
LzyBrunette (3:49:17 pm): get in line
Thetis20 (3:49:18 pm): wait till it's done
LzyBrunette (3:49:29 pm): but that's forever
LzyBrunette (3:49:43 pm): i wanna see how hard the questions are
LzyBrunette (3:50:20 pm): ya think its hard for benji to shave?
Thetis20 (3:50:35 pm): hmmm
Thetis20 (3:50:46 pm): he always looks clean shaven to me
Thetis20 (3:50:49 pm): so i guess not
LzyBrunette (3:50:57 pm): well i mean difficult
LzyBrunette (3:51:03 pm): time consuming
Thetis20 (3:51:21 pm): no, i don't think so
LzyBrunette (3:51:22 pm): he'd have to take out the piercings and all
LzyBrunette (3:51:34 pm): well the monroe at least
Thetis20 (3:51:46 pm): but that's not time consuming
LzyBrunette (3:52:01 pm): it's a hassle if i have to change my earrings
LzyBrunette (3:52:06 pm): i like them to stay put
LzyBrunette (3:52:41 pm): maybe i'm just lazy
LzyBrunette (3:52:58 pm): i can barely wash my face in the morning
Thetis20 (3:53:18 pm): i really have to finish packing, sorry, i'll be back in like 15 minutes
Thetis20 (3:53:24 pm): i can't concentrate
LzyBrunette (3:53:30 pm): i think i''ll be gone
LzyBrunette (3:53:32 pm): so bye
Thetis20 (3:53:36 pm): oh
Thetis20 (3:53:40 pm): ok
Thetis20 (3:53:46 pm): well i have to leave soon anyway
LzyBrunette (3:53:51 pm): i'm sad
Thetis20 (3:53:55 pm): so i'll try to go on late tonight
LzyBrunette (3:53:59 pm): ok
Thetis20 (3:53:59 pm): don't be sad
LzyBrunette (3:54:07 pm): can't help it
LzyBrunette (3:54:22 pm): bye
Thetis20 (3:54:43 pm): bye

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er, i mean CD's

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Thetis20 (9:57:17 pm): tonight?
Thetis20 (9:57:58 pm): well joelyboy was on and i missed it
Thetis20 (9:58:05 pm): it'll be on again on sunday
LzyBrunette (9:58:24 pm): WHAT
LzyBrunette (9:58:28 pm): erg
LzyBrunette (9:58:35 pm): i knew i forgot something
Thetis20 (9:58:38 pm): sunday at 5
Thetis20 (9:58:39 pm): here
LzyBrunette (9:58:53 pm): pp and rooney will be on sometime ver the summer
LzyBrunette (9:59:03 pm): they were the only reason for me to watch
LzyBrunette (9:59:14 pm): anyway...i got a new CD player
Thetis20 (9:59:18 pm): i was gonna watch it tonight but i was on the car so.... yeah, i couldn;t
LzyBrunette (9:59:21 pm): it plays mp3s
Thetis20 (9:59:23 pm): really?
Thetis20 (9:59:25 pm): ohhhhh
Thetis20 (9:59:28 pm): fun
LzyBrunette (9:59:31 pm): so i'm making cool mp3 cd's
LzyBrunette (9:59:45 pm): but i have to get all my music on the computer first
LzyBrunette (9:59:53 pm): it's time consuming
LzyBrunette (10:00:12 pm): i keep checking to see if you were back
LzyBrunette (10:00:17 pm): looks like you are
LzyBrunette (10:00:55 pm): i wanna make a disc with all my pp, nfg, gc, rooney, and mest
Thetis20 (10:01:54 pm): i got down here late
Thetis20 (10:02:00 pm): and then i was pissedc off
Thetis20 (10:02:11 pm): so i didn't come on and i tried to sleep but i couldn't
LzyBrunette (10:04:44 pm): awww
LzyBrunette (10:04:56 pm): i took a nap awhile ago
LzyBrunette (10:05:14 pm): i feel refreshed
LzyBrunette (10:05:24 pm): but not at all up to work tomorrow
Thetis20 (10:05:27 pm): i'm just angry
LzyBrunette (10:05:35 pm): i'm sorry
Thetis20 (10:06:47 pm): it's not your fault
LzyBrunette (10:09:31 pm): of course not it's joels
LzyBrunette (10:09:52 pm): this CD thing is hard
Thetis20 (10:10:06 pm): ur;s not even joel's fault this time
LzyBrunette (10:10:08 pm): i have SO much music
Thetis20 (10:10:10 pm): it's
LzyBrunette (10:10:16 pm): really?
LzyBrunette (10:10:29 pm): blame him anyway
Thetis20 (10:11:18 pm): i can't, he's too cute right now
LzyBrunette (10:14:56 pm): aww
LzyBrunette (10:15:09 pm): i'm antsy
Thetis20 (10:15:22 pm): ny feet itch
LzyBrunette (10:15:23 pm): i wanna try out my mp3 thingy
Thetis20 (10:15:33 pm): and it's dark an d my eyes are blurry
LzyBrunette (10:15:41 pm): but i haven't got all my music in yet
Thetis20 (10:15:42 pm): and i can't see straight i'm so fucking tired
LzyBrunette (10:15:52 pm): why don't you just sleep
Thetis20 (10:16:00 pm): becase i can't
LzyBrunette (10:16:02 pm): or is morrissey on again
Thetis20 (10:16:12 pm): no, he's not even on AGAIn
Thetis20 (10:16:16 pm): stupid blondie
LzyBrunette (10:16:19 pm): crack whore
Thetis20 (10:16:25 pm): i just can't get to sleep
LzyBrunette (10:16:30 pm): i'm sorry
LzyBrunette (10:17:02 pm): shit...i forgot to ask my mom for a ride
LzyBrunette (10:17:22 pm): now i gotta get up at 6am to get on a 7am trolley
LzyBrunette (10:17:31 pm): damn it
Thetis20 (10:21:22 pm): hehe, look what Evie posted in the joel/morrissey thread:
Thetis20 (10:21:36 pm): haha, this reminds me, at the show in Brixton last December, before Lifestyles Benj said: "Before we do our last song, Joel would like to sing you some Morrissey..."
And Joely went: "No I don't, why are you doing this to me?"

Benj said "just do it!" and he did sang a bit... aww bless haha
Thetis20 (10:22:18 pm): i bet mr. wiggles got a spankin that night
LzyBrunette (10:24:04 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (10:24:20 pm): joel's cute
LzyBrunette (10:24:51 pm): sorry if i'm out
LzyBrunette (10:24:58 pm): i'm trying to get my CD done
LzyBrunette (10:25:08 pm): and it's on the other computer
LzyBrunette (10:25:15 pm): down the hall
Thetis20 (10:25:30 pm): oh sorry
LzyBrunette (10:25:36 pm): no it's ok
Thetis20 (10:26:21 pm): i still can't get over the whole joel singing with morrissey's band
Thetis20 (10:26:29 pm): it's a shame mozz wasn't there
Thetis20 (10:26:54 pm): i bet joel would have hugged him and screamed like a girl
LzyBrunette (10:27:37 pm): MOTHERFUCKER
LzyBrunette (10:27:46 pm): sorry
LzyBrunette (10:27:53 pm): my other computer froze
LzyBrunette (10:28:03 pm): thuse negating my 2 hours of work
LzyBrunette (10:28:10 pm): no CD tonight
LzyBrunette (10:28:16 pm): fuckin' a
LzyBrunette (10:28:32 pm): i hate that computer
LzyBrunette (10:28:53 pm): you can't even press the on button to turn it off when it freezes
LzyBrunette (10:29:02 pm): all you can do is unplug it
LzyBrunette (10:29:22 pm): so now i'm angry too
LzyBrunette (10:29:31 pm): let's talk about morrissey
LzyBrunette (10:29:50 pm): i listened to the one song i had on my computer
LzyBrunette (10:29:59 pm): "How Soon is Never"?
LzyBrunette (10:30:08 pm): i liked it this time
Thetis20 (10:30:22 pm): it's a good song
LzyBrunette (10:30:57 pm): i thouht i had d/l more
LzyBrunette (10:31:03 pm): but i guess not
LzyBrunette (10:31:09 pm): there were so many
Thetis20 (10:31:15 pm): best part: " there's a club if you want to go, you could meet somebody who really loves you. so you go and you stand on your own, and yuou leave on your own, and you go home and you cry and you want to die"
Thetis20 (10:31:23 pm): best part
LzyBrunette (10:31:42 pm): i don't remember the lyrics that well
LzyBrunette (10:31:47 pm): i listened once
LzyBrunette (10:31:55 pm): but that is good
LzyBrunette (10:32:57 pm): if i'm awake i wanna write...but i can't....i thought the nap would do me good
Thetis20 (10:33:38 pm): i like morrissey better tha the smiths
Thetis20 (10:33:45 pm): but that is a good smiths song
LzyBrunette (10:34:24 pm): it was hard to distinguish
LzyBrunette (10:34:40 pm): when you put in the smiths you get morrissey
LzyBrunette (10:34:45 pm): and vice versa
Thetis20 (10:35:02 pm): morrissey is better
Thetis20 (10:35:06 pm): but both are good
LzyBrunette (10:35:58 pm): no i mean when getting the songs
Thetis20 (10:36:15 pm): i know
LzyBrunette (10:36:25 pm): i put "the smiths" in the search and i get tons of songs
Thetis20 (10:36:26 pm): just telling you what i think
LzyBrunette (10:36:46 pm): but since i don't know the titles i don't know if it IS the smiths or morrissey
Thetis20 (10:36:47 pm): well, they had a fuckload of songs
Thetis20 (10:36:55 pm): yeah
LzyBrunette (10:36:59 pm): because they are all entermixed
LzyBrunette (10:37:04 pm): intermixed*
Thetis20 (10:37:10 pm): the smiths are more dancey
Thetis20 (10:37:21 pm): morrissey is a little slower
Thetis20 (10:37:27 pm): and more depressing
LzyBrunette (10:37:52 pm): ok
Thetis20 (10:39:30 pm): which is probably why i like him more on his own
LzyBrunette (10:39:38 pm): hehe
LzyBrunette (10:39:42 pm): :-)
LzyBrunette (10:42:04 pm): i'm so frustrated
Thetis20 (10:42:32 pm): i'm so dead
Thetis20 (10:43:16 pm): my sheets smell funny too
Thetis20 (10:43:22 pm): and that was bothering me
LzyBrunette (10:43:44 pm): that would bother me too
Thetis20 (10:43:49 pm): they're clean but i think the lady bought a different detergent or something
LzyBrunette (10:44:17 pm): hmm
Thetis20 (10:47:03 pm): it smells different then the kind my mom buys
Thetis20 (10:47:06 pm): i don't like it
Thetis20 (10:47:13 pm): it smells like a hotel
Thetis20 (10:47:17 pm): i hate hotels
LzyBrunette (10:47:21 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (10:47:24 pm): that sucks
Thetis20 (10:47:24 pm): except for one
Thetis20 (10:47:33 pm): and it doesn't smell like that
LzyBrunette (10:48:05 pm): where?
Thetis20 (10:48:11 pm): i hope joely's on pun k'd this week
Thetis20 (10:48:22 pm): the Waldorf=Astoria
Thetis20 (10:48:29 pm): it's my favorite
Thetis20 (10:48:33 pm): i wish i could live there
LzyBrunette (10:48:46 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (10:48:50 pm): cool
LzyBrunette (10:48:54 pm): i dunno if he is
LzyBrunette (10:48:58 pm): i hope so too
LzyBrunette (10:49:05 pm): i heard the 20th
Thetis20 (10:49:08 pm): i heard that they previewed it
Thetis20 (10:49:14 pm): yeah, then i heard the 20th
LzyBrunette (10:49:54 pm): yeah my sisters said this weekend
LzyBrunette (10:50:01 pm): and on gcmb they said 20th
Thetis20 (10:50:08 pm): yeah
LzyBrunette (10:50:24 pm): damnit
Thetis20 (10:50:28 pm): ok, this statue is really freaking me out
LzyBrunette (10:50:33 pm): ptrick gave me bum info
Thetis20 (10:50:33 pm): what?
Thetis20 (10:50:47 pm): what did he tell you?
LzyBrunette (10:51:32 pm): he's working at a 21+ club
LzyBrunette (10:51:41 pm): he goes to the club and takes pix
LzyBrunette (10:51:48 pm): and they use them for the website
LzyBrunette (10:51:55 pm): and i can't find the fucking thing
Thetis20 (10:52:02 pm): oj
Thetis20 (10:52:06 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (10:52:08 pm): simpson?
LzyBrunette (10:52:11 pm): teehee
LzyBrunette (10:52:54 pm): he said eternaldance.com
LzyBrunette (10:53:00 pm): but that's not it
Thetis20 (10:53:42 pm): i just thought of something
LzyBrunette (10:53:47 pm): yes?
Thetis20 (10:53:52 pm): and now i KNOW i won't be able to sleep tonight
Thetis20 (10:54:11 pm): i'm gonna see nicki this weekend
LzyBrunette (10:54:17 pm): who?
Thetis20 (10:54:20 pm): i fucking hate this
Thetis20 (10:54:22 pm): nick
LzyBrunette (10:54:29 pm): who is...
Thetis20 (10:54:34 pm): i told you about him, i know i doid
Thetis20 (10:54:36 pm): did
LzyBrunette (10:54:38 pm): um
LzyBrunette (10:54:43 pm): refresh me?
Thetis20 (10:55:00 pm): i work with him in the summers, i've had a crush on him for six years
LzyBrunette (10:55:04 pm): wow
LzyBrunette (10:55:10 pm): you did NOT tell ME
Thetis20 (10:55:27 pm): i don't think about the kid all fucking winter, but as soon as i see him i feel like a twleve year ols
Thetis20 (10:55:29 pm): old
Thetis20 (10:55:33 pm): and i soooooo did
LzyBrunette (10:55:36 pm): i wouldve remembered
Thetis20 (10:55:43 pm): when we first started talking
Thetis20 (10:55:50 pm): because you told me about patrick
Thetis20 (10:55:54 pm): and i old you about nick
LzyBrunette (10:56:03 pm): it must not have been much
Thetis20 (10:56:05 pm): told
LzyBrunette (10:56:13 pm): because it rings not one bell
Thetis20 (10:56:17 pm): he has red hair
Thetis20 (10:56:33 pm): and i don't like him so much anymore, it's just a habit now
LzyBrunette (10:56:36 pm): that kinda rings a bell though
LzyBrunette (10:56:42 pm): the red hair
LzyBrunette (10:57:02 pm): too bad i threw away all out convos
Thetis20 (10:57:07 pm): i call him my red headed bastard step child
LzyBrunette (10:57:08 pm): our*
Thetis20 (10:57:10 pm): he hates it
Thetis20 (10:57:26 pm): i don't save any convos
LzyBrunette (10:57:26 pm): haha
Thetis20 (10:57:32 pm): well some, buit not many
LzyBrunette (10:57:33 pm): i save a lot of them
LzyBrunette (10:57:37 pm): not always though
LzyBrunette (10:57:45 pm): i used to save everything
Thetis20 (10:58:04 pm): and then you decided you hated me so you threw them all away....
LzyBrunette (10:58:09 pm): no
Thetis20 (10:58:15 pm): i was kidding
LzyBrunette (10:58:19 pm): my computer puked them up
Thetis20 (10:58:23 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (10:58:32 pm): bob thinks twincest is sick
Thetis20 (10:58:53 pm): i just remembered that the one i did save, i never sent to tiny
Thetis20 (10:59:01 pm): i'll have to do that
LzyBrunette (10:59:05 pm): i hate how i am
Thetis20 (10:59:11 pm): huh?
LzyBrunette (10:59:19 pm): i'm all offended that no one posted on slls
LzyBrunette (10:59:34 pm): like i start thinking no one cares
Thetis20 (10:59:38 pm): did you post again?
LzyBrunette (10:59:47 pm): cause i posted that there might not be any for a long time
LzyBrunette (10:59:50 pm): no
Thetis20 (10:59:55 pm): oh
Thetis20 (11:00:10 pm): fuck my head hurts
LzyBrunette (11:00:22 pm): because i can't write right now and i only have til sunday night
Thetis20 (11:00:25 pm): i'll brb, i'm gonna take some tylenol
Thetis20 (11:02:39 pm): ok back
LzyBrunette (11:02:44 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (11:03:05 pm): i've been staring at my document for like 5 minutes...and i got nothing
Thetis20 (11:03:30 pm): well you have a hell of a long plane ride
Thetis20 (11:03:37 pm): plenty of time to write
LzyBrunette (11:03:43 pm): yeah but it's not the same
LzyBrunette (11:03:49 pm): cause i won't have this with me
LzyBrunette (11:04:01 pm): so i'll have to write from memory
Thetis20 (11:04:10 pm): copy it down
LzyBrunette (11:04:17 pm): mwahahaha
LzyBrunette (11:04:20 pm): are you crazy
LzyBrunette (11:04:30 pm): it's like 40 pages
Thetis20 (11:04:31 pm): just that section i meant
Thetis20 (11:04:37 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (11:05:06 pm): it's way too much work to write even just the few fucked up paras i have
LzyBrunette (11:05:20 pm): i hate doing this to myself
LzyBrunette (11:05:30 pm): i work way too hard on it
Thetis20 (11:05:34 pm): then don't
LzyBrunette (11:05:35 pm): take it too erious
LzyBrunette (11:05:39 pm): serious*
Thetis20 (11:05:40 pm): do this to yourself i mean
LzyBrunette (11:05:47 pm): i know
Thetis20 (11:05:53 pm): let benji inspire you
LzyBrunette (11:05:54 pm): but i really can't helpmyself
Thetis20 (11:05:57 pm): with a strip tease
Thetis20 (11:06:08 pm): play with mr. wiggles
LzyBrunette (11:06:33 pm): yeah....okay that's going to inspire baby stuff, chris and post tramatic stress?
Thetis20 (11:06:58 pm): well, the post tramatic stress part maybe
LzyBrunette (11:07:12 pm): what?
Thetis20 (11:07:30 pm): i think mr. wiggles is stressful to play with
Thetis20 (11:07:50 pm): playing with him could become a bad experience and have lingering after effects
LzyBrunette (11:08:05 pm): ha
LzyBrunette (11:09:16 pm): i wanna scream
Thetis20 (11:09:21 pm): joel has nightmares about it all the time
LzyBrunette (11:09:33 pm): because i KNOW what to write
LzyBrunette (11:09:43 pm): but it's not really there
Thetis20 (11:09:50 pm): "no mr. wiggles! slappy doesn't like that!"
Thetis20 (11:09:56 pm): yup
LzyBrunette (11:09:56 pm): and what i did right doesn't work at all
Thetis20 (11:09:59 pm): i know what you mean
LzyBrunette (11:10:01 pm): write*
LzyBrunette (11:10:41 pm): this story is such a pain in the ass now that i know what happens
LzyBrunette (11:11:47 pm): ok...i need to introduce a nurse...a big male one...any ideas?
Thetis20 (11:12:07 pm): uhhhh....
Thetis20 (11:12:27 pm): i don't know the situation he's being introduced into so no
LzyBrunette (11:12:40 pm): there isn't a situation
Thetis20 (11:12:46 pm): ok....
Thetis20 (11:12:52 pm): why is he there then?
LzyBrunette (11:12:57 pm): that's what i'm having trouble with
LzyBrunette (11:13:02 pm): he's a nurse
LzyBrunette (11:13:09 pm): hospitals have nurses
Thetis20 (11:13:11 pm): when is this happening
LzyBrunette (11:13:18 pm): jessa just had a baby
Thetis20 (11:13:21 pm): for jessa, benji, wht?
Thetis20 (11:13:22 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (11:13:23 pm): remember
LzyBrunette (11:13:31 pm): for the baby and jessa
Thetis20 (11:13:39 pm): but ididn't know if it was for bj or jess
Thetis20 (11:13:41 pm): and now i know
LzyBrunette (11:13:42 pm): oh
Thetis20 (11:13:48 pm): ok....
Thetis20 (11:13:51 pm): hmmmm...
LzyBrunette (11:14:06 pm): "Can I…hold her?" Benji asked.
"of course." The burly nurse grinned.

LzyBrunette (11:14:19 pm): see i wrote that...but he can't just POOF be there
Thetis20 (11:14:26 pm): he could wheel the baby back in
LzyBrunette (11:14:34 pm): someone needs to explain who the fuck he is
Thetis20 (11:14:51 pm): they get taken out of the room right after they're born so he could just bring her back in
LzyBrunette (11:14:54 pm): well she's still in the room...she never left
LzyBrunette (11:15:02 pm): huh why?
Thetis20 (11:15:05 pm): oh....
LzyBrunette (11:15:19 pm): why do they take them out of the room
Thetis20 (11:15:23 pm): baby's are taken away so they can be cleaned, weighed and checked
LzyBrunette (11:15:31 pm): they did that in the same room
Thetis20 (11:15:43 pm): they have to have they're noses cleaned and all that crap
Thetis20 (11:15:50 pm): nope, most are in a different room
LzyBrunette (11:15:55 pm): that was in the last part
LzyBrunette (11:15:59 pm): it already happened
Thetis20 (11:16:00 pm): ok
Thetis20 (11:16:04 pm): then....
LzyBrunette (11:16:12 pm): and mine was in the same room my aunt was there
Thetis20 (11:16:50 pm): maybe he can bring her back in later like after they take her to the nursery
LzyBrunette (11:17:03 pm): no i already changed that too
Thetis20 (11:17:07 pm): ok
Thetis20 (11:17:12 pm): then i don't know
LzyBrunette (11:17:14 pm): ahhhhhhhhhhhh
LzyBrunette (11:17:19 pm): i feel so stupid
Thetis20 (11:17:26 pm): stop
LzyBrunette (11:17:28 pm): everyone tells me something different
Thetis20 (11:17:50 pm): why don't you just do what you want
LzyBrunette (11:18:01 pm): because i don't know what i want
LzyBrunette (11:18:22 pm): and i want it to be real and make sense
LzyBrunette (11:20:16 pm): i had it so the baby was in the nursery and benji takes everyone to watch her through the glass and then the nurse comes and gets benji cause the baby is going back to the room....but that sounds stupid and unreal...benji wouldn't leave jessa alone...and the nurse wouldn't come get him like that
LzyBrunette (11:20:38 pm): and i'm going crazy
LzyBrunette (11:20:42 pm): i'm sorry
LzyBrunette (11:20:49 pm): you're just the only one here
Thetis20 (11:21:35 pm): if jessa was asleep, i think it's totally believable that he'd leave to go to the nursey
LzyBrunette (11:21:51 pm): she wasn't asleep
LzyBrunette (11:22:06 pm): and if he were there why would they take the baby?
Thetis20 (11:22:20 pm): what?
Thetis20 (11:22:25 pm): i'm so fucking confused
LzyBrunette (11:22:51 pm): he would still be in the room when she fell asleep...why would they take the baby to the nursery
Thetis20 (11:23:07 pm): baby's go to the n ursery
LzyBrunette (11:23:20 pm): i am really gonna scream
Thetis20 (11:23:25 pm): me too
Thetis20 (11:23:34 pm): i hate when i don't get things
LzyBrunette (11:23:43 pm): they really dont take them to those rooms so fast anymore unless there is something wrong witht the baby...she would be with jessa, they have these little bed table things for the room to put the baby in
LzyBrunette (11:23:52 pm): that's from oskar
LzyBrunette (11:24:02 pm): after she read some stuff
Thetis20 (11:24:06 pm): i don't know
Thetis20 (11:24:11 pm): i don't work in a hospital
Thetis20 (11:24:17 pm): i have no clue
Thetis20 (11:24:22 pm): sorry
LzyBrunette (11:24:28 pm): my mom does and she doesn't even fucking know
LzyBrunette (11:24:34 pm): and if i ask i look crazy
LzyBrunette (11:24:51 pm): "why do you wanna know about babies?"
LzyBrunette (11:25:02 pm): "my character is pregnant"
LzyBrunette (11:25:11 pm): "What? why?"
LzyBrunette (11:25:16 pm): it's nervy
Thetis20 (11:25:30 pm): i only know what i see on tv
LzyBrunette (11:25:36 pm): me too
Thetis20 (11:25:45 pm): and baby's sleep in nursery's over night, i know that much
Thetis20 (11:25:53 pm): they don't stay in the room with the mother
LzyBrunette (11:25:58 pm): well it's not that time yet
Thetis20 (11:26:08 pm): because there are seperate nurses
LzyBrunette (11:26:12 pm): she's like an hour old or something
Thetis20 (11:26:25 pm): and i really think that babies don't stay in the room with the mother for that long
Thetis20 (11:26:32 pm): i'm thinking about when my sister was born
LzyBrunette (11:26:36 pm): that's what i thought
LzyBrunette (11:26:46 pm): but then oskar said that and blah
Thetis20 (11:26:47 pm): and granted i was only 7, but i don't rmember her being in the room that ong
LzyBrunette (11:26:52 pm): i'm crying
LzyBrunette (11:26:58 pm): this is too hard
Thetis20 (11:27:02 pm): why?
LzyBrunette (11:27:17 pm): i hate caring so much
LzyBrunette (11:27:26 pm): i'm going insane
LzyBrunette (11:28:00 pm): i'm really confused about how to do this
LzyBrunette (11:29:00 pm): i want everyone to see the baby...either visiting or through the nursery glass, and i want benji and jessa alone with her so they can name her
LzyBrunette (11:29:55 pm): i'm sorry i hat to dump on you
LzyBrunette (11:30:10 pm): i know i'm...annoying/stubborn
Thetis20 (11:30:17 pm): i don't think i'm understanding why your struggling with this so much
LzyBrunette (11:30:42 pm): becuae i struggle with everything
LzyBrunette (11:30:55 pm): does it look easy to you?
Thetis20 (11:30:59 pm): why?
LzyBrunette (11:31:01 pm): what would you right?
LzyBrunette (11:31:06 pm): write*
Thetis20 (11:31:36 pm): i'd just have people see her throught the glass, maybe joel and adriana (she's there right?) would come in to see her
LzyBrunette (11:31:49 pm): but when and how
Thetis20 (11:31:54 pm): i think benji and jess would be alone with her first
Thetis20 (11:31:57 pm): and name her
LzyBrunette (11:32:00 pm): benji wouldn't leave the room
LzyBrunette (11:32:20 pm): and i'm just lost
LzyBrunette (11:32:23 pm): and stupid
Thetis20 (11:32:26 pm): then benji is excited, runs out into the waiting room tells everyone he has a daughter and her name and runs back in followed by joel
LzyBrunette (11:32:27 pm): and stubborn
Thetis20 (11:32:28 pm): or no
Thetis20 (11:32:35 pm): he tells joel to come see her
LzyBrunette (11:32:51 pm): eh...i dunno
LzyBrunette (11:33:31 pm): EVERYBODY's there...i don't want it wasted
Thetis20 (11:33:46 pm): well you wanted to know what i would write and that's it so take it or leave it
Thetis20 (11:33:53 pm): i don't know what else to tell you
LzyBrunette (11:34:10 pm): well thanks
Thetis20 (11:34:23 pm): hey, you asked, i told you
LzyBrunette (11:34:28 pm): i know
LzyBrunette (11:34:32 pm): doesn't mean i'm done
Thetis20 (11:34:38 pm): i know that
Thetis20 (11:34:42 pm): i didn't say it did
LzyBrunette (11:35:12 pm): if i'm bugging you then say so
Thetis20 (11:35:26 pm): you're not
Thetis20 (11:35:28 pm): i'd tell you
LzyBrunette (11:35:48 pm): i like your idea
LzyBrunette (11:35:54 pm): but i don't know
LzyBrunette (11:36:18 pm): i need to tweak things and i still need to explain the nurse
LzyBrunette (11:41:28 pm): "Can I…hold her?" Benji asked.
"Of course." The burly nurse grinned. He was surprisingly gentle for a big black man. but he was wearing purple scrubs and his nametag had teddy bear stickers. Benji trembled slightly as he placed the tiny girl into his colorful arms.

LzyBrunette (11:41:41 pm): does that suffice for introduction
LzyBrunette (11:42:52 pm): Our burly nurse, Brant, grinned. *
Thetis20 (11:45:46 pm): i guess so
LzyBrunette (11:46:06 pm): what does that mean?
Thetis20 (11:46:44 pm): i don't knwo
Thetis20 (11:47:00 pm): i gues it;s ok if you lie it
Thetis20 (11:47:01 pm): like
LzyBrunette (11:47:04 pm): is something wrong with it?
Thetis20 (11:47:08 pm): no
LzyBrunette (11:47:28 pm): do you not like it than?
Thetis20 (11:47:44 pm): i like it, it' s fine
LzyBrunette (11:48:15 pm): i keep waiting for the "but"
Thetis20 (11:48:35 pm): there is not but
LzyBrunette (11:48:48 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (11:52:55 pm): how would you feel after just having a baby?
Thetis20 (11:53:12 pm): i have no clue
LzyBrunette (11:53:33 pm): i feel like i'm repeating myself
LzyBrunette (11:53:57 pm): everything jessa's thinking she already thought
Thetis20 (11:54:43 pm): i don't know what that means but ook
LzyBrunette (11:55:02 pm): like i'm writing the stuff again
LzyBrunette (11:55:05 pm): and again
LzyBrunette (11:55:30 pm): It's Mr Wiggles Time.
LzyBrunette (11:55:47 pm): And All Because The Lady Loves Mr Wiggles.
LzyBrunette (11:56:11 pm): Monsieur, with this Mr Wiggles you are really spoiling us.
LzyBrunette (11:56:26 pm): good distraction/mind clearer
LzyBrunette (11:57:01 pm): Mr Wiggles Prevents That Sinking Feeling.
LzyBrunette (11:57:34 pm): It's Not TV. It's Slappy.
LzyBrunette (11:57:54 pm): The Too Good to Hurry Slappy.
LzyBrunette (11:58:11 pm): Men Can't Help Acting On Slappy.
LzyBrunette (11:58:13 pm): hahaha
LzyBrunette (11:58:37 pm): Make Someone Happy with a Slappy.
Thetis20 (11:59:09 pm): slappy's sleeping
Thetis20 (11:59:19 pm): well, joel's asleep, slappy seems to be awake
LzyBrunette (11:59:21 pm): Any Time, Any Place, Slappy.
LzyBrunette (11:59:29 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (11:59:53 pm): Think Slappy.


LzyBrunette (12:00:36 am): A Day Without Mr. Wiggles is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
LzyBrunette (12:01:19 am): someone else did this one:Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey You Can Always Fuck Yourself?
LzyBrunette (12:02:16 am): See the Face You Love Light Up With Mr. Wiggles.
LzyBrunette (12:02:45 am): didn't you get this one? Mr. Wiggles, the Other White Meat.
Thetis20 (12:03:24 am): yeah
LzyBrunette (12:10:47 am): does this sound okay?
LzyBrunette (12:10:49 am): "Babe, she's so…beautiful."
"She looks a lot like you." I noted.
"me?" his eyes widened. "no way, she's all you, Jess."

"Look at her Benj, round face and that nose and those cheeks." I grinned, looking at her and Benji at once. Like father like daughter. "What should we name her?" I asked Benji. I instantly felt like I was naming a dog and 'Cash' sprang to mind. I silently laughed.

Thetis20 (12:11:45 am): yeah
LzyBrunette (12:12:22 am): so are you sleepy yet?
LzyBrunette (12:13:30 am): it's really late over there
Thetis20 (12:15:06 am): i know
LzyBrunette (12:15:07 am): i should probably crash
LzyBrunette (12:15:14 am): soonish
LzyBrunette (12:15:31 am): only 3 more days in hell
LzyBrunette (12:16:06 am): and saturday night for sure i can stay up which i love to do
LzyBrunette (12:17:57 am): oh dear lord
LzyBrunette (12:18:19 am): some girl was once told she looked like robert smith
LzyBrunette (12:18:26 am): that's really sad
LzyBrunette (12:20:31 am): yeah so i am gonna crash
LzyBrunette (12:20:38 am): i'm sleepy
LzyBrunette (12:20:45 am): and my eyes hurt
Thetis20 (12:21:13 am): night
LzyBrunette (12:21:41 am): night
LzyBrunette (12:21:50 am): get some rest keith richards
Thetis20 (12:22:03 am): ok.....
Thetis20 (12:22:19 am): i don't get it
Thetis20 (12:22:22 am): should i?
LzyBrunette (12:22:44 am): keith richards is a notorious night owl
Thetis20 (12:22:58 am): oh
LzyBrunette (12:23:03 am): i didn't know if it'd make sense but there you go
Thetis20 (12:23:08 am): he's also frighteningly old
LzyBrunette (12:23:13 am): yeah
Thetis20 (12:23:19 am): and on drugs
LzyBrunette (12:23:22 am): i didn't mean it that way
Thetis20 (12:23:25 am): and crazy
LzyBrunette (12:23:40 am): wow that was insulting huh? i'm sorry
LzyBrunette (12:23:58 am): get some sleep anyway
LzyBrunette (12:24:24 am): i'll see you tomorrow maybe...is tomorrow friday or saturday?
LzyBrunette (12:24:32 am): well today
Thetis20 (12:24:36 am): friday
LzyBrunette (12:24:41 am): wow
LzyBrunette (12:24:46 am): i need a calendar
LzyBrunette (12:24:49 am): or something
LzyBrunette (12:25:03 am): ok night
Thetis20 (12:25:09 am): yup
LzyBrunette (12:25:19 am): wtf
LzyBrunette (12:25:23 am): the PHONE?
LzyBrunette (12:27:53 am): it was my mom
LzyBrunette (12:27:55 am): anyway
LzyBrunette (12:27:58 am): sleep time
Thetis20 (12:28:21 am): ok
LzyBrunette (12:28:32 am): night sweet betrice may your dreams be memorable and feature full frontal nudity
Thetis20 (12:28:45 am): ha
LzyBrunette (12:28:45 am): BENJI...you are NOT allowed on the computer
LzyBrunette (12:29:02 am): he didn't even spell your name right
Thetis20 (12:29:10 am): i didn't even notice
LzyBrunette (12:29:36 am): "what are you wearing?"
Thetis20 (12:29:45 am): joel
LzyBrunette (12:29:50 am): benji stop go get in bed i'll be there in a minute
LzyBrunette (12:29:55 am): "that's hot!"
Thetis20 (12:30:00 am): i know
LzyBrunette (12:30:16 am): "So um...what are you doing?"
LzyBrunette (12:30:22 am): Benji! i mean it!
LzyBrunette (12:30:40 am): "What cyber sex is cool"
Thetis20 (12:30:48 am): things you wouldn't even imagine benj....
LzyBrunette (12:30:56 am): "ooooooo"
LzyBrunette (12:31:13 am): eww benji you're gonna stain my pants
LzyBrunette (12:31:24 am): he's sitting on the laundry
LzyBrunette (12:32:29 am): "Tell her to tell joel 'i love you'."
LzyBrunette (12:33:06 am): mwa!
Thetis20 (12:33:41 am): joel doesn't want to hear it

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