LzyBrunette: hello
Em hates peas: Hey
Em hates peas: How are you?
LzyBrunette: just got up
LzyBrunette: trying to plan my day
Em hates peas: oo
Em hates peas: I posted LTB!
LzyBrunette: yeah i noticed
LzyBrunette: yeah my plan for slls didn't work
Em hates peas: why?
LzyBrunette: well it's not posted
Em hates peas: will it be before you go?
LzyBrunette: i didn't finish last night like i said i would
LzyBrunette: i honestly don't know
Em hates peas: don't worry about it
LzyBrunette: blame it on my family...i was gonna start after dinner....but
they kinda FORGOT ME, and didn't tell me dinner was ready
Em hates peas: Oh..i see
LzyBrunette: so ended up really upset for a while
Em hates peas: awww
LzyBrunette: they forget me alot
Em hates peas: awww *hugs*
LzyBrunette: my house smells like eggs
LzyBrunette: it's kinda sick
Em hates peas: random
Em hates peas: yeah doesnt sound too nice
LzyBrunette: sorry i just woke up and i'm making morning observations
LzyBrunette: i squished an ant in my sleep
Em hates peas: awww
LzyBrunette: it's stuck to my shirt
Em hates peas: Nice....
LzyBrunette: John feldmann and joel will be upset
LzyBrunette: haha
Em hates peas: hahaha
LzyBrunette: i'm gonna get something to eat, at least try to
Em hates peas: Ok, speak to you soon x
LzyBrunette: i'm leaving you a message..because no one ever leaves me any
Auto response from Em hates peas: I'm not here right now, leave me a message
and i'll get back to you as soon as i can, thanks. Em x
LzyBrunette: and i know they are cool to get
LzyBrunette: you feel all loved now don't you?
Em hates peas: aww hi
LzyBrunette: oh hey
Em hates peas: thanks for the messages :-)
LzyBrunette: i was packing...all my CD's
LzyBrunette: your welcome
LzyBrunette: you're*
Em hates peas: I was watching the oc
LzyBrunette: i hate using the wrong "your"
Em hates peas: Lol, it never used to bother me, it does now
Em hates peas: I'm gonna miss you!!
LzyBrunette: awww
LzyBrunette: i might still talk once an awhile
LzyBrunette: my sister has aim
Em hates peas: oo yay
LzyBrunette: either i'll log in myself or look for lexilou8503
LzyBrunette: cause that's my sister
Em hates peas: Okay then *tries to remember that*
LzyBrunette: you can just add her to your buddy list
Em hates peas: Oh ok
Em hates peas: done
LzyBrunette: YAY
Em hates peas: are you gonna read LTB before you go?
LzyBrunette: yes
LzyBrunette: i promise i will
LzyBrunette: if i don't you can shoot me
Em hates peas: haha
LzyBrunette: can you visualize this?
LzyBrunette: I noticed a bright red scratch running down the side of his neck,
from his ear and along side Mary, disapearing into his shirt.
Em hates peas: Yes
Em hates peas: yes i can
LzyBrunette: ok good
Em hates peas: Are you writing?
LzyBrunette: yeah
Em hates peas: yay!
LzyBrunette: :-)
Em hates peas: :-)
LzyBrunette: :-D
LzyBrunette: ;-)
LzyBrunette: :-P
LzyBrunette: 8-)
Em hates peas: how do you spell choked? is it like that or is it chocked?
LzyBrunette: i like smileys
Em hates peas: hha smilies! :-*
LzyBrunette: choked
Em hates peas: thought so
Em hates peas: thanks :-)
LzyBrunette: haha...at first i thought you were asking how to spell check?
LzyBrunette: hehe
Em hates peas: hehe
Em hates peas: how's it going?
LzyBrunette: there's a line in a pp song that says "And i'm stuck behind a
permanent grin" but is sounds like " and i'm stucj behind the pervert
again"....it's so funny...
LzyBrunette: sorry
LzyBrunette: randon
LzyBrunette: random
LzyBrunette: it's going well
Em hates peas: hahaha random is fun
LzyBrunette: i'm very optimistic
Em hates peas: optimistic is also good.
Em hates peas: I keep writing stuff thats way ahead of where the story is now
LzyBrunette: that's my signiture move
LzyBrunette: i wrote a bunch of episode 13 this week instead of 12
Em hates peas: it's just like i get these ideas and then wham i cant stop writing for
them and i cant write what im supposed to be
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: it's okay though...it's just hard sometimes to fill those gaps
later on
Em hates peas: i mean i've written xmas eev/xmas day, ive written some other stuf,
and ive written something that happens just after their birthday!
LzyBrunette: then it gets hard cause you're excited about the future stuff
LzyBrunette: and you get like bored with the current part
Em hates peas: yeah i think thats it
LzyBrunette: you just want people to get to the future stuff
Em hates peas: Yeah like i cant wait for you guys to read the christmas stuff
LzyBrunette: i can't wait either
LzyBrunette: i can't wait for people to read episode 13
LzyBrunette: it starts with a BANG!
Em hates peas: i am excited for that too
Em hates peas: is it a bad bang?
LzyBrunette: hmm, not really bad, unexpected
Em hates peas: *worries*
LzyBrunette: don't worry
Em hates peas: Ok
LzyBrunette: i think it's...surprising...cool...good
Em hates peas: i think i am eating the nicest strawberries ever
Em hates peas: oo yay
LzyBrunette: oooooo strawberries
Em hates peas: and chocolate icecream
LzyBrunette: yum
LzyBrunette: can i have some?
Em hates peas: *gives you some*
LzyBrunette: mmmm mmm good, that hit the spot
Em hates peas: hehehe
Em hates peas: so are you all packed?
LzyBrunette: no
LzyBrunette: i'm bad
Em hates peas: Lol
Em hates peas: im like that/
Em hates peas: *.
LzyBrunette: i have all the time before i leave to do it though
LzyBrunette: i'll be home around midnight...then i have 5 hours
Em hates peas: fair enough then.
Em hates peas: where are you gonna be till midnight
LzyBrunette: work
Em hates peas: ooh i see
LzyBrunette: it's memorial weekend...the kick off of summer in the states
Em hates peas: OOh i see.
LzyBrunette: or as i like tocall it "the beginning of the end"
Em hates peas: why do you like to call it that?
LzyBrunette: seaworld is open 9am-11pm
LzyBrunette: and there are so many people
LzyBrunette: and just craziness
Em hates peas: yeah i bet its packed
LzyBrunette: brb
Em hates peas: ok
Em hates peas: You back yet?
LzyBrunette: yeah sorry
LzyBrunette: i'm really frustrated
Em hates peas: whats up?
LzyBrunette: it's hard to explain
Em hates peas: try me?
LzyBrunette: we have these palces that will give you a payday advance (a loan
until pay day, where you just pay them once you get paid)...well my mom got
one...through me cause i have the checking account
LzyBrunette: only she could never pay them back
LzyBrunette: so we just keep paying the fee and extending it
LzyBrunette: and i have to go over there and write a check and give them the
money
LzyBrunette: but we we're supposed to go friday...and now it's sunday and
they're closed
Em hates peas: and its frustrating you
LzyBrunette: and i won't be here to do it
Em hates peas: *hugs*
Em hates peas: ooh i see
LzyBrunette: because they are gonna take money out of my checking
LzyBrunette: if i don't go in
Em hates peas: oh not good
Em hates peas: *hugs*
Em hates peas: ok it wasn't helpful telling me, im sorry
LzyBrunette: no it's okay
Em hates peas: *hugs*
Em hates peas: brb
Em hates peas: Im back.
LzyBrunette: ok
LzyBrunette: i think it'll be okay
Em hates peas: i hope so
LzyBrunette: shit what happened to my morning
LzyBrunette: ...i'm so unprepared
Em hates peas: what time is it?
LzyBrunette: 12:30
LzyBrunette: i gotta leave in half hour
Em hates peas: wow
Em hates peas: Aww
LzyBrunette: and i need to set my tape and get dressed and yeah everything
LzyBrunette: i will read ltb when i get home, i swear
Em hates peas: i hate it when the day kinda creeps up on you
Em hates peas: aw thanks :-)
LzyBrunette: and i will probably talk to you before i leave
Em hates peas: i hope so!!
Em hates peas: If not though have a great time!!
LzyBrunette: depending on what time you get up tomorrow
Em hates peas: ill prob be up around 10am my time...
LzyBrunette: oh yeah then totally
Em hates peas: cool
LzyBrunette: that's 2am my time...'m sure to be online...finishing slls
Em hates peas: I'll talk to you later then.
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: bye
Em hates peas: Bye bye
Em hates peas: Im leaving you a message this time, because their nifty and i want
you to feel loved! :-) x
Auto response from LzyBrunette: at SlaveWorld...i mean work
Leave me messages...i like them
Em hates peas signed off at 3:52:10 pm.
Em hates peas signed on at 1:28:29 am.
Em hates peas: Jey
Em hates peas: *Hey
LzyBrunette: jey!
Em hates peas: hehe
Em hates peas: How are you, i left you a message!!
LzyBrunette: i'm good
LzyBrunette: anxious
Em hates peas: aw about going away?
LzyBrunette: i saw the message, thank you
LzyBrunette: yup
Em hates peas: Im sure it'll be great
Em hates peas: thanks for reading LTB
LzyBrunette: you're very welcome
Em hates peas: :-) I'm glad you liked it.
Em hates peas: Hows slls going?
LzyBrunette: um...
LzyBrunette: haven't started...in a few minutes i will
Em hates peas: Oo ok
LzyBrunette: what are you up to?
Em hates peas: just on the gcmb
Em hates peas: and trying not to sneeze?
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: now that i am fully packed...i will finish slls...
LzyBrunette: i think
Em hates peas: :-)
LzyBrunette: i hope
Em hates peas: aww
LzyBrunette: ooo...i've written 5 pages!
Em hates peas: OOO
LzyBrunette: does this sounds right?
LzyBrunette: . Benji gave me a kiss, the softest, sweetest, most I love you
kiss.
Em hates peas: it sounds lovely
LzyBrunette: ok cool
LzyBrunette: thought you might like this:
LzyBrunette: Paul and Lilly were oohing and aahing over her. Xander pressed
his face all the way to the glass and looked inside.
"Baby!" he pulled back and pointed at his discovery.
"Yes, Xander, there's lots of babies, huh?" Lilly asked.
"Baby!" he repeated and pressed his face back to the glass.
"Hey, X, you wanna baby?" Paul grinned.
"Daddy!" Xander leaned towards him from Lilly's arms and pointed in the
nursery. "BABY!!"
Em hates peas: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Em hates peas: *dies*
Em hates peas: thats so cute
LzyBrunette: "Hey, Lil, maybe we oughtta get him a baby brother." Paul
added, grabbing her by the waist.
Em hates peas: aww
LzyBrunette: so are you writing?
Em hates peas: I am now about to
LzyBrunette: oh ok
LzyBrunette: 8-)
Em hates peas: L)
Em hates peas: :-)
LzyBrunette: oh no...what will benji and joel do?
LzyBrunette: The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the
missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
LzyBrunette: i found that on this webpage of strange sex laws
Em hates peas: hahahha
LzyBrunette: In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex
with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
LzyBrunette: ???
Em hates peas: That makes no sense whatsoever!
Em hates peas: Washington must be full of virgins
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: Courtney love is from washington
LzyBrunette: It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to
curse during sex.
Em hates peas: I can't believe there are all these laws
Em hates peas: Here it is - NO sex unless you are 16 or over, No Male/Male sex
unless you are 18 or over, and thats about it.
LzyBrunette: there are weird laws in uk too
LzyBrunette: i saw some
Em hates peas: really?
Em hates peas: wow
LzyBrunette: It is illegal for a man and woman to have sex "on the steps of
any church after the sun goes down" in Birmingham, England.
LzyBrunette: Women can sell items and be topless in Liverpool, England—but
only in tropical fish stores.
Em hates peas: Oh well yeah sex inpublic is a no no....
Em hates peas: Haha seriously?
LzyBrunette: yeah
Em hates peas: well i never knew that
LzyBrunette: there was another one from london about not doing it on a
parked motorcycle
Em hates peas: hahaha
LzyBrunette: i like this one:
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
exception—prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in
places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
Em hates peas: Hahaha
LzyBrunette: again..what do bj and joely DO
Em hates peas: I know! poor boys....
LzyBrunette: A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed
woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.
Em hates peas: Hahaha
LzyBrunette: In Texas, no one other than a "registered pharmacist" may sell
condoms or other kinds of contraceptives "on the streets or other public
places." No, not even physicians. Anyone who tries to make a few extra bucks
doing this will be severely prosecuted for the dire act of "unlawfully practicing
medicine."
Kentucky and Idaho limit condom sales to medical practitioners and licensed
pharmacists, but their license to sell the items may not be hung on a wall where
it can be seen by customers.
Maine licenses condom sellers and the license must always be on public display.
Em hates peas: haha
LzyBrunette: people are stupid
Em hates peas: that they are.
LzyBrunette: "Benji, I'm not leaving until you go to the doctor." Joel crossed
his arms.
"Stop it Joel, just leave me alone alright." I griped. "I can take care of myself."
"Benji!"
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" I yelled and stalked off.
LzyBrunette: you think joel should follow him?
Em hates peas: OOh Benji!
Em hates peas: I think he should yes/
LzyBrunette: hmmm...where would benji go?
LzyBrunette: the nursery?
LzyBrunette: bathroom?
Em hates peas: Yeah possibly, the nursey, he would calm down when he saw her,
and Joel could talk to him and say something along the lines of "You gotta see a dr
Benji, you have to for her"
Em hates peas: haha that sounded lame
LzyBrunette: awww
LzyBrunette: but that's so joel
Em hates peas: true it is
LzyBrunette: anyway...it can't be too convincing...cause benji doesn't do it
until chris tells him
LzyBrunette: to
Em hates peas: Yeah
Em hates peas: but he could try.
LzyBrunette: ok
LzyBrunette: thanks..you have no idea how much you;re helping
Em hates peas: really?
LzyBrunette: oh yeah
Em hates peas: :-)
LzyBrunette: if i didn't have you right now..i'd probably stay stuck on the one
detail until i had to leave
Em hates peas: Ooh well yay go me.
LzyBrunette: do they have rocking chairs in the nursery?
Em hates peas: Um, i'm not sure - they might
LzyBrunette: this one's gonna
Em hates peas: col
LzyBrunette: cause how cute is benji in a rocking chair
Em hates peas: *cool
Em hates peas: so cute, very cute, uber cute, wicked cute
LzyBrunette: hehe
Em hates peas: Hows it going?
LzyBrunette: good
Em hates peas: :-)
LzyBrunette: i'm copying my episodes on a floppy...maybe i can do some work
at my sister's...when she has work
Em hates peas: oo cool
Em hates peas: Im going to see Harry Potter today
LzyBrunette: ooooooooo
LzyBrunette: it's out?
Em hates peas: Im so excited
LzyBrunette: i have a week still
Em hates peas: Yeah special previews today
LzyBrunette: errrrrrr, i wish i was
LzyBrunette: i love hp
Em hates peas: Me toooo
LzyBrunette: damn...we're leaving in half hour
LzyBrunette: i hope i can finish
LzyBrunette: i'm working double time
Em hates peas: do you think you'll finish?
LzyBrunette: :-\
Em hates peas: aww
LzyBrunette: maybe i'll do 7 parts.........
Em hates peas: you could do..
LzyBrunette: 7 parts it is
LzyBrunette: which means part 6 is done
Em hates peas: yay
LzyBrunette: except for spellcheck
LzyBrunette: i realized i have a lot of information still to come...so another
part is perfect.
Em hates peas: see it all worked out
LzyBrunette: whoopee...slls in 20!!
Em hates peas: *dances*
LzyBrunette: oo oo
LzyBrunette: mere seconds
Em hates peas: oo oo *dances*
Em hates peas: posted?
LzyBrunette: yes!
Em hates peas: Yay!
LzyBrunette: i'm so glad
Em hates peas: :-)
Em hates peas: *goes to read*
Em hates peas: well done :-)
LzyBrunette: i'm sure i gotta get moving..i'll see your response
sometime...can't wait
LzyBrunette: bye
Em hates peas: :-)
Em hates peas: have a great trip!
LzyBrunette: i will
Em hates peas: I'll speak to you soon, miss ya!! xx
LzyBrunette: bye
Em hates peas: Bye