Thetis20 (9:44:47 pm): "Bennnnnjjjjjjiiiiiiiiiii!!!"

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Auto response from LzyBrunette (9:44:48 pm): do i like not exist

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Thetis20 (9:45:13 pm): "I *sniff* I don't want you to go!!!"
Thetis20 (9:55:59 pm): well, just so you know, I'm going to bed soon, so if I don't talk to you, Have fun on your trip and don't have too much sex on the airplane with benji
LzyBrunette (9:59:03 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (9:59:45 pm): benji misses joel too
Thetis20 (9:59:55 pm): joel is in hysterics
LzyBrunette (10:00:10 pm): but we'll be WAAAAAAAAAAAAY closer
Thetis20 (10:00:17 pm): he doesn't even want his crayons
Thetis20 (10:00:30 pm): but come on, it's joel, he doesn't get it
LzyBrunette (10:00:35 pm): awwwwwwww
LzyBrunette (10:00:41 pm): poor joely
LzyBrunette (10:00:54 pm): "I LOVE YOU JOEL!"
Thetis20 (10:01:22 pm): "bennnnjjjjjiiiiii!!!! please don't leave me!!!!"
LzyBrunette (10:01:44 pm): "i'm not leaving you"
LzyBrunette (10:01:54 pm): "i could never leave slappy"
Thetis20 (10:02:38 pm): "you only love me for slappy...."
LzyBrunette (10:02:53 pm): "No...i also love your moles"
Thetis20 (10:03:10 pm): "but you don't love me....."
Thetis20 (10:03:19 pm): "i hate you"
LzyBrunette (10:03:37 pm): "I'm only kidding...cheer up kid"
Thetis20 (10:04:54 pm): "NO"
LzyBrunette (10:05:02 pm): "I love you!"
Thetis20 (10:05:08 pm): "NO"
LzyBrunette (10:05:08 pm): "i do i do i do i do"
Thetis20 (10:05:18 pm): "i don't want your lies!"
LzyBrunette (10:05:24 pm): "love you you you you you"
LzyBrunette (10:05:50 pm): joel, benji's being honest
LzyBrunette (10:05:56 pm): he loves you more than me
Thetis20 (10:06:09 pm): benji's a lying turdface
LzyBrunette (10:06:19 pm): hey!
Thetis20 (10:06:47 pm): joel said that
Thetis20 (10:06:53 pm): sorry forgpt the quotes
Thetis20 (10:07:09 pm): i don't have a problem with benji
LzyBrunette (10:07:34 pm): no, i know
Thetis20 (10:07:59 pm): it's just a little hectic over here right now
Thetis20 (10:08:21 pm): joel's crying and climbing into suitcases and trying to zip himself in so he can go too
LzyBrunette (10:08:31 pm): oh sweet jesus
Thetis20 (10:08:38 pm): and then into boxes, saying he's going to mail himself to benji
LzyBrunette (10:09:26 pm): oh, joel
LzyBrunette (10:11:52 pm): i'm sorry how can we fix it?
Thetis20 (10:12:08 pm): he'll realize he can't mail himself when he runs out of air
Thetis20 (10:12:20 pm): then he'll cry some more and do it again
Thetis20 (10:12:25 pm): it's been going on all night
LzyBrunette (10:17:33 pm): i'm sorry
LzyBrunette (10:17:42 pm): we still have tomorrow
Thetis20 (10:17:48 pm): "benji, i'm sorry....."
Thetis20 (10:18:04 pm): "i want to play with mr. wiggles and make it up to you"
LzyBrunette (10:18:20 pm): "when we get there"
Thetis20 (10:18:34 pm): "am i going with you?!!?"
Thetis20 (10:18:46 pm): "can we play in the bathroom on the plane?"
LzyBrunette (10:18:49 pm): "o you live over there"
Thetis20 (10:19:00 pm): "oh"
LzyBrunette (10:19:04 pm): "I'm playing with asha
Thetis20 (10:19:23 pm): it's alright joel, don't think about it. remember what happened earlier when you were thinking
LzyBrunette (10:19:43 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (10:19:57 pm): so how was today?
Thetis20 (10:20:00 pm): he had to lay down
Thetis20 (10:20:03 pm): it was too much
Thetis20 (10:20:07 pm): what was today?
LzyBrunette (10:20:17 pm): saturday
Thetis20 (10:20:24 pm): i know that
Thetis20 (10:20:38 pm): but there wasn't anything special
Thetis20 (10:20:42 pm): was there?
LzyBrunette (10:20:50 pm): it wasn't supposed to be anything special or anything
LzyBrunette (10:20:55 pm): i'm just asking how you are
LzyBrunette (10:20:59 pm): or were
Thetis20 (10:21:01 pm): oh
Thetis20 (10:21:08 pm): ok, i got confused
Thetis20 (10:21:11 pm): it was long
Thetis20 (10:21:16 pm): just like slappy
Thetis20 (10:21:19 pm): oh, oops
LzyBrunette (10:21:20 pm): ewwww
Thetis20 (10:21:24 pm): i didn't mean to say that
LzyBrunette (10:21:39 pm): it's ok...i'm a stalker
LzyBrunette (10:21:47 pm): well i feel like one
Thetis20 (10:21:52 pm): why?
LzyBrunette (10:22:14 pm): i *accidentally* found Patrick's family history
Thetis20 (10:22:50 pm): oh yeah?
Thetis20 (10:22:55 pm): good or bad?
LzyBrunette (10:22:55 pm): i randomly googled his name...and found a geneology page about his family
LzyBrunette (10:23:05 pm): it's weird
LzyBrunette (10:23:11 pm): his dad is 60!
LzyBrunette (10:23:22 pm): his mom's name is Sioban
LzyBrunette (10:23:41 pm): and he has two half brothers old enough to be his father
Thetis20 (10:24:12 pm): is he irish?
LzyBrunette (10:24:25 pm): yes...and german too i think
Thetis20 (10:24:26 pm): are you sure it was his family and not another patrick?
LzyBrunette (10:24:37 pm): i didn't read too much into the history
LzyBrunette (10:24:41 pm): it's him
LzyBrunette (10:24:45 pm): Children of Lewis Ray Shawbell and Sioban Gleeson:

Patrick Lewis b. 1985 CA
Thetis20 (10:25:56 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (10:26:20 pm): and he has an uncle claude
Thetis20 (10:26:26 pm): hey, what's a question you'd ask for truth in a game of truth or dare?
LzyBrunette (10:26:31 pm): i just shouldn't have clicked the link
LzyBrunette (10:26:35 pm): um
Thetis20 (10:26:36 pm): an embarassing one
Thetis20 (10:26:43 pm): sorry to interupt
LzyBrunette (10:26:48 pm): no it's ok
LzyBrunette (10:26:55 pm): i'd rather not think about patrick
LzyBrunette (10:27:02 pm): ok truth or dare...
Thetis20 (10:27:28 pm): something embarassing
LzyBrunette (10:27:42 pm): i've never been good at that game
Thetis20 (10:27:47 pm): me either
LzyBrunette (10:27:55 pm): how do you ask the truth questions
Thetis20 (10:28:09 pm): what do you mean? i just ask
LzyBrunette (10:28:09 pm): like DARE's go..."I dare you...."
LzyBrunette (10:28:21 pm): how do the truth one's go
Thetis20 (10:28:34 pm): have you ever....
Thetis20 (10:28:38 pm): or soemthing like that
LzyBrunette (10:28:41 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (10:28:52 pm): is it for a boy or girl?
Thetis20 (10:29:10 pm): boy
LzyBrunette (10:29:13 pm): ok
Thetis20 (10:29:16 pm): with a boyfriend
LzyBrunette (10:29:27 pm): oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
LzyBrunette (10:30:23 pm): have you ever.....
LzyBrunette (10:30:34 pm): i'm dead i can't think of anything
Thetis20 (10:31:44 pm): nevermind
LzyBrunette (10:31:48 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (10:31:50 pm): sorry
LzyBrunette (10:31:54 pm): i was really thinking
Thetis20 (10:31:57 pm): don't be
Thetis20 (10:32:02 pm): sorry i mean
LzyBrunette (10:32:10 pm): what's it for?
Thetis20 (10:32:34 pm): a game of truth or truth
LzyBrunette (10:32:46 pm): you're playing truth or dare now?
Thetis20 (10:32:53 pm): truth or truth
LzyBrunette (10:33:05 pm): whatever
Thetis20 (10:33:13 pm): yeah, but online
Thetis20 (10:33:18 pm): so there can't be dares
LzyBrunette (10:33:18 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (10:33:25 pm): with who?
Thetis20 (10:33:32 pm): my friend
LzyBrunette (10:33:56 pm): i'm forcing myself to write slls tonight
LzyBrunette (10:34:09 pm): i've been really lazy about it
Thetis20 (10:35:32 pm): haha, he's trying to embarass me
Thetis20 (10:35:37 pm): but it's not working
Thetis20 (10:35:39 pm): at all
Thetis20 (10:35:49 pm): and why do you have to write it tonight?
LzyBrunette (10:36:04 pm): because i want to
Thetis20 (10:36:09 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (10:36:21 pm): i like pretending that i have some kind of deadline
LzyBrunette (10:36:28 pm): like a school assignment
Thetis20 (10:36:38 pm): yeah, that always works for me too
LzyBrunette (10:36:49 pm): besides i wanna post before i leave
Thetis20 (10:36:59 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (10:37:03 pm): so i kinda do have a real deadline
LzyBrunette (10:40:25 pm): post partum, postpartum, post partem??
LzyBrunette (10:40:29 pm): which one?
Thetis20 (10:40:47 pm): absolutely no clue
LzyBrunette (10:41:06 pm): ok
Thetis20 (10:45:08 pm): i really wish i was drunk with nicki right now
LzyBrunette (10:46:00 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (10:46:17 pm): i wish my family didn't forget me
Thetis20 (10:47:11 pm): awww
Thetis20 (10:47:25 pm): benji didn't forget you did he?
LzyBrunette (10:47:32 pm): he's not family
LzyBrunette (10:47:44 pm): he didn't leave me at work for TWO HOURS
LzyBrunette (10:48:03 pm): or not tell me dinner was ready until i came out and asked
LzyBrunette (10:48:30 pm): i ate micro waved food in tears
Thetis20 (10:48:38 pm): awwww
Thetis20 (10:48:41 pm): sorry
LzyBrunette (10:48:41 pm): and my mom just told me not to be a baby
LzyBrunette (10:49:07 pm): this vacay is coming at the PERFECT time
LzyBrunette (10:50:24 pm): i can't wait
Thetis20 (10:50:43 pm): where are you going again, NY?
LzyBrunette (10:51:00 pm): yeah
LzyBrunette (10:51:03 pm): upstate
LzyBrunette (10:51:11 pm): but we're going to the city
LzyBrunette (10:51:39 pm): watch the today show on june 3rd....we're going...to see rooney
Thetis20 (10:51:53 pm): i'll try
LzyBrunette (10:53:05 pm): cool
LzyBrunette (10:53:28 pm): oo i just had an idea...i should make a sign with reference to slappy
Thetis20 (10:53:30 pm): he totally just tried to embarass me by asking what my biggest kink was
Thetis20 (10:53:43 pm): so i told him about the pin k underwear thing
Thetis20 (10:53:47 pm): and he agreed
LzyBrunette (10:53:49 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (10:57:45 pm): which is the better joke...
LzyBrunette (10:58:01 pm): He giggled. "I'm an uncle."
"Uh, Joel, you're also a father and husband." Alex pointed out.

OR

"I want one." Joel smiled at Isabel.
"Joel, we already have one." Alex rolled her eyes.
"no, I want a girl."

Thetis20 (10:58:18 pm): the first
LzyBrunette (10:58:39 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (10:58:42 pm): cool
Thetis20 (11:00:50 pm): "um, benji?"
LzyBrunette (11:01:12 pm): "yessim"
Thetis20 (11:01:50 pm): "ummm....i think...."
Thetis20 (11:02:17 pm): i told you not to do that joel
LzyBrunette (11:02:21 pm): "'um'...um what?"
LzyBrunette (11:02:28 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (11:02:39 pm): "Whatsa matter joely?"
Thetis20 (11:02:47 pm): "i think i'm pregnant benji"
Thetis20 (11:02:49 pm): oh jesus
Thetis20 (11:02:58 pm): we already talked about this joel
LzyBrunette (11:03:07 pm): benji just ran screaming from the bedroom
LzyBrunette (11:03:12 pm): joel you whore!
LzyBrunette (11:03:30 pm): AHH...pyscho spider LIVES
Thetis20 (11:03:31 pm): "but it's his!!!!'
Thetis20 (11:03:42 pm): no..... no spiders
Thetis20 (11:03:48 pm): ew ew ew ew ew ew
LzyBrunette (11:03:57 pm): i have a baby spider that lives behind my desk i think
LzyBrunette (11:04:04 pm): and it runs around all crazy
Thetis20 (11:04:10 pm): "what about my baby?! huh?"
LzyBrunette (11:04:17 pm): but i thought i killed it
LzyBrunette (11:04:30 pm): "I can't be the father..."
LzyBrunette (11:04:37 pm): "i can't i can't i can't"
Thetis20 (11:04:47 pm): "you are benji!"
LzyBrunette (11:05:03 pm): "You should have an abortion joel...or give it up for adotption"
LzyBrunette (11:05:16 pm): "you can't raise a baby"
Thetis20 (11:05:18 pm): "but.... it's my baby....."
Thetis20 (11:05:33 pm): "yah-huh, me and beatrice can"
Thetis20 (11:05:40 pm): "and i can teach it to color"
Thetis20 (11:05:51 pm): joel, you're not pregnant
LzyBrunette (11:05:51 pm): "You can't color it..and you have to breast feed and change diapers"
Thetis20 (11:05:55 pm): you're a boy
Thetis20 (11:06:10 pm): "hehe.... you said breast...."
LzyBrunette (11:06:25 pm): benji why are yu encouraging him?
LzyBrunette (11:06:37 pm): "oh my god...i did?!"
Thetis20 (11:06:39 pm): yeah, benji you're the smart one
LzyBrunette (11:06:40 pm): "hahahaha"
Thetis20 (11:06:48 pm): well, the smarter one
LzyBrunette (11:06:53 pm): i think benji's on crack
LzyBrunette (11:07:06 pm): ....
Thetis20 (11:07:07 pm): i think he's been talking to joel too much
LzyBrunette (11:07:10 pm): nope...
LzyBrunette (11:07:17 pm): he ate half a cheesecake
LzyBrunette (11:07:39 pm): so now he's acting funny
Thetis20 (11:07:48 pm): joel's been off sugar for three days
LzyBrunette (11:07:53 pm): he's nervous about the plane
Thetis20 (11:07:58 pm): he has the shakes
LzyBrunette (11:09:26 pm): I passed her very carefully to him. "Hi, Isabel." He said softly. "I'm uncle Joel."

He giggled. "I'm an uncle."
"Uh, Joel, you're also a father and husband." Alex pointed out.
"I know…I just…I think it's cool okay."

LzyBrunette (11:09:32 pm): joel's so cute
LzyBrunette (11:09:47 pm): too cute
Thetis20 (11:09:47 pm): "so are you gonna pay my child support bitch?"
LzyBrunette (11:10:04 pm): "I'm not supporting a bastard"
Thetis20 (11:10:05 pm): awwwwww
Thetis20 (11:10:08 pm): my joely
Thetis20 (11:10:22 pm): "don't call your son that!!"
LzyBrunette (11:10:48 pm): "You whore! how do i know it isn't tony's?"
Thetis20 (11:11:11 pm): "i never played that game with tony!"
LzyBrunette (11:11:16 pm): "OR Billy's...yeah he told me beotch!"
Thetis20 (11:11:30 pm): "ewwwww, billy lies"
LzyBrunette (11:11:35 pm): Benji what are you saying?
Thetis20 (11:11:40 pm): "billy's too skinny"
Thetis20 (11:11:49 pm): "i like em fat like you benj"
LzyBrunette (11:12:06 pm): Benji just whispered in my ear that he thinks it's funny to lie to his brother
LzyBrunette (11:12:26 pm): because then joel gets angry and frustrated
LzyBrunette (11:12:49 pm): and it quote 'makes joel so fucking hot!'
Thetis20 (11:12:50 pm): and i have to deal with him.... so thanks benjamin
Thetis20 (11:13:00 pm): well, yeah, it does
Thetis20 (11:13:06 pm): if you can get past the whining
LzyBrunette (11:13:22 pm): he likes him to whine...it reminds him of sex
LzyBrunette (11:13:35 pm): 'don't stop, don't stop'
Thetis20 (11:13:39 pm): joel doesn't whine for me
LzyBrunette (11:13:45 pm): 'PLEASE, don't stop'
Thetis20 (11:13:50 pm): more like a moan.... alomost
Thetis20 (11:13:53 pm): almost
LzyBrunette (11:14:21 pm): benji pitched a tent!
Thetis20 (11:14:34 pm): joel's still crying about his "baby"
LzyBrunette (11:14:40 pm): "can..uh...joel come over?"
Thetis20 (11:14:44 pm): shut up, joel. you're not going into labor
Thetis20 (11:15:18 pm): "i don't want to come over!"
LzyBrunette (11:15:23 pm): "Can he COME over now!"
LzyBrunette (11:15:33 pm): "Please moley"
Thetis20 (11:15:51 pm): he's ummm... he's busy.... right now....
LzyBrunette (11:16:01 pm): yeah so's benji
LzyBrunette (11:16:09 pm): he fell backwards onto the bed
LzyBrunette (11:16:20 pm): and his shorts went whizzing past my head
Thetis20 (11:16:26 pm): well now that's just asking for it
LzyBrunette (11:16:42 pm): i have some work to do...hold on
Thetis20 (11:16:51 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (11:19:06 pm): god benji's awesome
LzyBrunette (11:19:31 pm): he rocks my world
Thetis20 (11:19:42 pm): we're not done
LzyBrunette (11:19:46 pm): he rocks so hard, benji madden rocks SO HARD
Thetis20 (11:19:50 pm): haha
Thetis20 (11:19:59 pm): joel doesn't like to stop once he starts
LzyBrunette (11:20:10 pm): oops
LzyBrunette (11:20:18 pm): we can go again...right babe?
Thetis20 (11:21:20 pm): joel says probably not, mr. wiggles gets tired
Thetis20 (11:24:37 pm): "right mr. wiggles? who's a tired little peepee?"
Thetis20 (11:25:09 pm): joel, could you not talk to benji's junk while we're um... doing.... this?
LzyBrunette (11:28:41 pm): whew
LzyBrunette (11:28:48 pm): *wipes forehead*
LzyBrunette (11:28:57 pm): all done
Thetis20 (11:29:22 pm): ha, joel ruined the mod
Thetis20 (11:29:24 pm): mood
Thetis20 (11:29:37 pm): talking to benji's junk
Thetis20 (11:29:42 pm): for no reason
LzyBrunette (11:29:44 pm): he was wrong
LzyBrunette (11:29:49 pm): too
Thetis20 (11:29:52 pm): he's joel
LzyBrunette (11:29:53 pm): dumb joel
Thetis20 (11:30:01 pm): what else would you expect?
LzyBrunette (11:30:12 pm): mr wiggle was better the second time actually
LzyBrunette (11:30:16 pm): wiggles*
LzyBrunette (11:30:30 pm): "i'm good all the time"
Thetis20 (11:30:40 pm): "nu-uh"
LzyBrunette (11:30:56 pm): "You know i am"
Thetis20 (11:30:57 pm): "remember that one time? when we were in beatrice's closet..."
Thetis20 (11:31:08 pm): "and we were trying on her clothes?"
LzyBrunette (11:31:10 pm): "when i was awesome...yes"
Thetis20 (11:31:13 pm): joel!"
Thetis20 (11:31:26 pm): "no, and mr. wiggles wouldnt wake up?"
LzyBrunette (11:31:32 pm): "SECRET TWIN RULES JOEL!!"
Thetis20 (11:31:41 pm): "and i cried becasue i thought he was dead?"
Thetis20 (11:32:01 pm): "and i wanted top have a funeral for him?"
Thetis20 (11:32:12 pm): "remember benji?"
Thetis20 (11:32:15 pm): "remember?"
LzyBrunette (11:32:22 pm): "SECRET TWIN RULES, JOEL!!"
Thetis20 (11:32:37 pm): "don't you remembe?"
Thetis20 (11:32:52 pm): "and what about the time last week?"
LzyBrunette (11:32:58 pm): "SUPER DUPER TOP SECRET, CROSS YOUR FINGERS HOPE TO DIE, REMBER THAT JOEL?"
Thetis20 (11:33:13 pm): "when we were playing in the back yard with the flashlights?"
LzyBrunette (11:33:20 pm): "JOEL!"
LzyBrunette (11:33:30 pm): "SHUT UP JOEL!"
Thetis20 (11:33:31 pm): "and i shined mine on mr. wiggles and he got scared?"
Thetis20 (11:33:40 pm): "what? why?
Thetis20 (11:33:41 pm): "
LzyBrunette (11:33:47 pm): "mY GIRLFRIEND IS LISTENING!"
LzyBrunette (11:33:54 pm): "STOP IT!"
Thetis20 (11:34:15 pm): "asha i think benji is important."
Thetis20 (11:34:23 pm): i think you mean impotent, joel
LzyBrunette (11:34:30 pm): HAHA
LzyBrunette (11:34:39 pm): i was like "he thinks what?"
LzyBrunette (11:34:51 pm): believe he isn't
LzyBrunette (11:35:01 pm): believe me*
Thetis20 (11:35:02 pm): joel, stop
Thetis20 (11:35:13 pm): leave benji alone
Thetis20 (11:35:28 pm): "does slappy scare you benj?"
Thetis20 (11:35:34 pm): "or just mr. wiggles?"
LzyBrunette (11:35:39 pm): benji's muttering in the corner
Thetis20 (11:36:15 pm): "why? did mr. wiggles die for real!??!"
LzyBrunette (11:36:42 pm): just leae him alone
LzyBrunette (11:36:50 pm): benji needs some alone time
Thetis20 (11:37:04 pm): "ok...."
Thetis20 (11:37:12 pm): "wanna color benji?"
Thetis20 (11:37:19 pm): joel! leave him alone!
LzyBrunette (11:37:20 pm): dude, bad asha...i'm so not writing
Thetis20 (11:37:42 pm): sorry
LzyBrunette (11:38:02 pm): it's me
LzyBrunette (11:38:28 pm): i keep checking my boards every 10 seconds
Thetis20 (11:38:31 pm): i think i'm gonna go to bed anyway now
Thetis20 (11:38:33 pm): awww
Thetis20 (11:38:36 pm): why?
LzyBrunette (11:38:37 pm): for no reason...no one's on
LzyBrunette (11:38:44 pm): i'm just being weird
Thetis20 (11:38:45 pm): oh
Thetis20 (11:38:57 pm): sorry
LzyBrunette (11:39:10 pm): well goodnight
LzyBrunette (11:39:19 pm): i'll be up all night tomorrow
Thetis20 (11:39:30 pm): when are you leaving?
LzyBrunette (11:39:37 pm): monday morning
Thetis20 (11:39:37 pm): i thought you were leaving tomorrow?
Thetis20 (11:39:42 pm): ohhhhhh
LzyBrunette (11:39:53 pm): no i said "we still have tomorrow
LzyBrunette (11:40:01 pm): that's why joel was being irrational
Thetis20 (11:40:08 pm): oh
Thetis20 (11:40:26 pm): joel is just retarded anyway
Thetis20 (11:40:31 pm): i guess it's rubbing off
LzyBrunette (11:40:36 pm): awww
LzyBrunette (11:40:43 pm): it's an easy mistake
LzyBrunette (11:40:55 pm): everyone at work thought i'd left already
Thetis20 (11:41:36 pm): oh
Thetis20 (11:41:43 pm): well, you left work
Thetis20 (11:41:46 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (11:41:47 pm): i work tomorrow night
LzyBrunette (11:41:58 pm): and then plane a few hours after that
LzyBrunette (11:42:11 pm): it's very exciting
LzyBrunette (11:42:25 pm): especially since i'm like 1/4 packed
Thetis20 (11:42:48 pm): haha, i'm so a last minute packer
LzyBrunette (11:42:52 pm): anyway...rest easy kimosabe
LzyBrunette (11:43:02 pm): i just don't know what to bring
LzyBrunette (11:43:11 pm): i have hardly any clothes
LzyBrunette (11:43:16 pm): so i'm taking all of them
LzyBrunette (11:44:12 pm): and my CD's...notebooks...toiletries...sister's b-day present
LzyBrunette (11:44:26 pm): it's a short list
Thetis20 (11:48:30 pm): toiletries
Thetis20 (11:48:35 pm): that word makes me laugh
LzyBrunette (11:48:38 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (11:48:44 pm): it is funny
Thetis20 (11:49:08 pm): it reminds me of toilet trees
LzyBrunette (11:49:35 pm): when i Look at the word i see Toilet Tries and then i think of potty training
Thetis20 (11:50:03 pm): haha
Thetis20 (11:50:12 pm): "I can use a toilet!"
Thetis20 (11:50:16 pm): we know joel
LzyBrunette (11:50:17 pm): haha
Thetis20 (11:50:20 pm): go back to bed
LzyBrunette (11:50:20 pm): ok joel
LzyBrunette (11:50:24 pm): that's great
LzyBrunette (11:50:25 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (11:50:27 pm): night
LzyBrunette (11:50:33 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (11:50:37 pm): wait
Thetis20 (11:50:37 pm): "i was hungry"
Thetis20 (11:50:40 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (11:50:41 pm): i read that wrong
Thetis20 (11:50:59 pm): i was telling joel to go back to bed
LzyBrunette (11:51:05 pm): "And the role of JOEL will be played by asha"
Thetis20 (11:51:13 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (11:51:14 pm): yeah i know...i got that a second later
Thetis20 (11:51:21 pm): "identity theft!"
LzyBrunette (11:51:30 pm): i thought you said "i'm going back to bed"
Thetis20 (11:51:31 pm): *stares at joel*
Thetis20 (11:51:40 pm): "what? i saw it on tv?"
Thetis20 (11:51:46 pm): haha, no
Thetis20 (11:51:55 pm): i haven't been to bed yet
LzyBrunette (11:51:55 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (11:52:05 pm): oh that crazy kid
Thetis20 (11:52:25 pm): i'd check your suitcase before you leave tomorrow
Thetis20 (11:52:31 pm): i heard benji and joel on the hone
Thetis20 (11:52:33 pm): phone
Thetis20 (11:52:48 pm): and joel was saying something about hiding in your suitcase
LzyBrunette (11:52:55 pm): oh lordy
Thetis20 (11:52:56 pm): and benji was telling him to do it
LzyBrunette (11:53:05 pm): will that boy ever learn
Thetis20 (11:53:15 pm): no
Thetis20 (11:53:21 pm): "i can to learnded!"
LzyBrunette (11:53:25 pm): i gotta change my font color again
LzyBrunette (11:53:39 pm): how's this?
LzyBrunette (11:53:43 pm): too bright?
Thetis20 (11:53:49 pm): whoa
Thetis20 (11:53:51 pm): yes
LzyBrunette (11:53:54 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (11:54:05 pm): this?
Thetis20 (11:54:23 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (11:54:36 pm): i like this
LzyBrunette (11:54:53 pm): even thought it's almost black on my screen
Thetis20 (11:59:57 pm): "um, beatrice?"
Thetis20 (12:00:01 am): what joel?
Thetis20 (12:00:13 am): "i'm scared..."
LzyBrunette (12:00:27 am): scared of what?
Thetis20 (12:00:39 am): why? you have joel jr. and your footsie pj's on?
LzyBrunette (12:01:11 am): flash of an adult man in footie's....teeheee
Thetis20 (12:01:21 am): joel is footies
Thetis20 (12:01:24 am): too cute
LzyBrunette (12:06:40 am): dude now i'm sleepy
LzyBrunette (12:07:06 am): and i SO wanted to write...i didn't get very far
Thetis20 (12:07:18 am): i'm sorry
Thetis20 (12:07:23 am): it's my fault
LzyBrunette (12:07:30 am): no it's mine
Thetis20 (12:07:35 am): i was talking to you, joel was talking to benji....
Thetis20 (12:07:41 am): then they both got all riled up
LzyBrunette (12:07:41 am): i just kept staring at it
LzyBrunette (12:08:03 am): this part just isn't...interesting
LzyBrunette (12:08:21 am): maybe i should just wait til i'm back
Thetis20 (12:09:31 am): maybe
LzyBrunette (12:12:00 am): i need new glassses i can't see out of these anymore
Thetis20 (12:18:10 am): ok, i'm really going now
Thetis20 (12:18:13 am): haha, night
LzyBrunette (12:18:26 am): ok
LzyBrunette (12:18:31 am): night
Thetis20 signed off at 12:21:59 am.
thetis20 signed on at 7:14:28 pm.
thetis20 (7:27:26 pm): hey, i don't know if i'm going to be on ater because i'm going out in a little bit so if i don't talk to you, or if i'm online and too drunk to talk to you have fun!!!

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thetis20 (7:27:37 pm): "I'm gonna get drunk benji!!!"
thetis20 (7:28:49 pm): "it turns out i'm not pregnant. it was a false alarm."
thetis20 (7:29:05 pm): "i think we should try and make a baby benji!!"
thetis20 signed off at 7:39:14 pm.
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LzyBrunette (12:05:16 am): well hello
Thetis20 (12:05:51 am): hi, you're lucky i'm here
Thetis20 (12:05:58 am): i was just about to pass ut
Thetis20 (12:05:59 am): out
LzyBrunette (12:06:01 am): oh
Thetis20 (12:06:13 am): no, i'll staay on a littl;e longer
LzyBrunette (12:06:13 am): i jsut got home from work
LzyBrunette (12:06:16 am): ok
Thetis20 (12:06:21 am): wow, that's late
Thetis20 (12:06:32 am): i'm waring you tough
Thetis20 (12:06:40 am): i'm a little drubk right now'
LzyBrunette (12:06:45 am): haha
Thetis20 (12:07:02 am): isn't my typing amazing?
LzyBrunette (12:07:12 am): i'm glad to be home...i was working in a very creepy store
Thetis20 (12:07:18 am): it's lik ejoel is typing for me
LzyBrunette (12:07:22 am): yeah it is actually
Thetis20 (12:07:24 am): ew
Thetis20 (12:07:29 am): i don't like creepiness
LzyBrunette (12:07:53 am): yeah then security came to pick up my money and started going on about how it's supposedly haunted
LzyBrunette (12:08:00 am): which creeped meout even more
Thetis20 (12:08:15 am): ewwwww hauntiness
Thetis20 (12:08:21 am): joels scared
LzyBrunette (12:08:42 am): i tried to think about mr. wiggles
Thetis20 (12:08:55 am): haha
Thetis20 (12:09:05 am): "mr. wiggles sucks!"
Thetis20 (12:09:10 am): no, joel, you suck
Thetis20 (12:09:13 am): mr. wiggles
LzyBrunette (12:09:21 am): hahahaha
Thetis20 (12:09:35 am): "hehe, yeah, i do..."
Thetis20 (12:10:02 am): you dirty boy
LzyBrunette (12:10:12 am): sick boy
LzyBrunette (12:10:22 am): ....wow i finally GOT that
Thetis20 (12:11:19 am): haha
Thetis20 (12:12:02 am): "i'm too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants, so sexy it hurts...."
LzyBrunette (12:12:07 am): i can't believe i'm actually leaving in a few hours
Thetis20 (12:12:12 am): i don't thjink those are the words joel
LzyBrunette (12:12:17 am): oh joel
Thetis20 (12:12:19 am): i know
Thetis20 (12:12:28 am): i'm gonna bne so bored this week
LzyBrunette (12:12:38 am): awww
LzyBrunette (12:12:47 am): i'll get on when i can
LzyBrunette (12:12:51 am): my sister has aim
Thetis20 (12:16:44 am): ok
LzyBrunette (12:17:02 am): i'm so excited
Thetis20 (12:17:17 am): "i'll miss the orgies benji"
LzyBrunette (12:17:18 am): i've never been that far away from home
Thetis20 (12:17:19 am): awww
Thetis20 (12:17:26 am): i hope you have fun
LzyBrunette (12:17:31 am): i hope so too
LzyBrunette (12:17:36 am): it seems so unreal
LzyBrunette (12:17:58 am): i keep thinking something will happen where i don't get to go...but that's just stupid
Thetis20 (12:21:03 am): i get like that
LzyBrunette (12:21:59 am): i dunno...like i didn't buy the tickets right or something...what if they can't find me...i'm just weird
Thetis20 (12:25:18 am): does this picture look dirt yto you too? or is it just me? http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/miss_jenn/Music/805cabc4.jpg
LzyBrunette (12:35:10 am): omg
LzyBrunette (12:35:12 am): i'm sorry
Thetis20 (12:35:19 am): what?
LzyBrunette (12:35:31 am): i went to get food
LzyBrunette (12:35:36 am): and forgot you were here
LzyBrunette (12:36:42 am): that does look dirty
LzyBrunette (12:36:45 am): and hot
Thetis20 (12:37:15 am): it looks like benjamin is doing something naughty to my joelt
LzyBrunette (12:37:42 am): yup
LzyBrunette (12:37:55 am): and i looks like he's touching mr. wiggles
LzyBrunette (12:38:20 am): it*
Thetis20 (12:38:27 am): haha, yeah it does
Thetis20 (12:38:31 am): i didn't notice that
LzyBrunette (12:38:38 am): believe me i did
Thetis20 (12:38:43 am): and joel's totally into it
LzyBrunette (12:38:49 am): uh huh
Thetis20 (12:38:58 am): and they're both wishing the camera wasn't there
LzyBrunette (12:39:04 am): hehe
Thetis20 (12:39:15 am): they are so doing it
Thetis20 (12:39:35 am): benji and joel like to get it on
Thetis20 (12:39:41 am): with each other
Thetis20 (12:39:43 am): and it's hot
LzyBrunette (12:40:00 am): haha
LzyBrunette (12:40:06 am): i think it's hot too
Thetis20 (12:40:19 am): i like this one too http://img39.photobucket.com/albums/v121/miss_jenn/Music/benji_103.jpg
Thetis20 (12:40:44 am): joel's so like "i want you"
Thetis20 (12:40:59 am): and benji's all "what about the camera joel!?'"
LzyBrunette (12:41:06 am): yeah!
Thetis20 (12:41:27 am): they are so fucking each other
LzyBrunette (12:41:27 am): benji's looking over there like "why is there a camera joel?"
Thetis20 (12:41:33 am): or at least messing around
Thetis20 (12:41:36 am): haha
LzyBrunette (12:41:52 am): he looks so fucking cute
Thetis20 (12:41:59 am): joel or benji?
LzyBrunette (12:42:03 am): benji
Thetis20 (12:42:13 am): yeah he does
Thetis20 (12:42:18 am): joel does too though
LzyBrunette (12:42:28 am): that's the same time as that picture from my b-day thread you made me
LzyBrunette (12:42:42 am): the one "i can't believe i lost asha's presnt"
Thetis20 (12:42:43 am): oh yeah...
Thetis20 (12:42:52 am): haha i forgot about that
Thetis20 (12:42:58 am): i love that thread
LzyBrunette (12:43:05 am): me too
Thetis20 (12:43:09 am): i like the one where joel's eating yur cake
LzyBrunette (12:43:14 am): i went to it yesterday
LzyBrunette (12:43:16 am): yeah
Thetis20 (12:43:24 am): he looks so adorable
LzyBrunette (12:43:32 am): and i was describing all the pictures to my sister
Thetis20 (12:43:37 am): and that's totally what he looks like too
Thetis20 (12:43:39 am): haha
Thetis20 (12:44:09 am): how old is your sister?
LzyBrunette (12:44:14 am): 13\2
LzyBrunette (12:44:17 am): 12*
Thetis20 (12:44:31 am): the one your going to visit?
LzyBrunette (12:44:35 am): oh no
Thetis20 (12:44:41 am): oh
LzyBrunette (12:44:44 am): she's 19 on june 12th
Thetis20 (12:44:50 am): i thought you meant that sister
Thetis20 (12:44:52 am): that's cool
Thetis20 (12:45:38 am): ok, i think i need to go to bed now before i pass out in this chair
Thetis20 (12:45:48 am): and joel is even dumber drunk
LzyBrunette (12:46:06 am): ok
LzyBrunette (12:46:08 am): cool
LzyBrunette (12:46:10 am): night
Thetis20 (12:46:17 am): good night
Thetis20 (12:46:23 am): have fun on your trip
LzyBrunette (12:46:24 am): ttyl
LzyBrunette (12:46:27 am): i will
Thetis20 (12:46:31 am): me and joely will miss you
Thetis20 (12:46:50 am): "want a crayon for the flight?"
LzyBrunette (12:46:57 am): benji and i will miss you too
LzyBrunette (12:47:08 am): oooooooo..i should bring crayons!
Thetis20 (12:47:14 am): "it's blue...."
LzyBrunette (12:47:16 am): like for real...
Thetis20 (12:47:23 am): haha, you so should
LzyBrunette (12:47:27 am): that would be fun!
Thetis20 (12:47:48 am): and think of joel everytime you use a blue one
LzyBrunette (12:47:57 am): awww yeah
LzyBrunette (12:48:20 am): sleep tight
Thetis20 (12:48:24 am): ok, have fun
Thetis20 (12:48:26 am): night
LzyBrunette (12:48:29 am): nighty night joelamin
Thetis20 (12:48:36 am): haha
Thetis20 signed off at 12:48:48 am.