Thetis20: "i'm wearing a red dress benji....."
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: why'd you have to come on now
Thetis20: he's trying to lure benji to him
Thetis20: sorry
LzyBrunette: i'm leaving in 10 minutes
LzyBrunette: damn it
Thetis20: i'm leaving in a few too
LzyBrunette: see i don't wanna go to work
Thetis20: i have crap to do today
LzyBrunette: how did yesterday go?
Thetis20: ummmm......
Thetis20: i think drunk might be the appropriate word here
LzyBrunette: ha
Thetis20: now i just have to see if i can get my diploma
Thetis20: or if i have to retake a class
LzyBrunette: huh?
Thetis20: i'm short 3 credits
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: that sucks
Thetis20: i walked in graduation, but i didn't get my diploma
Thetis20: i know
LzyBrunette: summer school?
Thetis20: i took the class but my teacher is being retarted and it's a long story
Thetis20: i'm gonna wait till fall i think
LzyBrunette: oh
Thetis20: if i have to retake it that is
Thetis20: i have to get my passport today
Thetis20: i don't want to get my picture taken
LzyBrunette: ha too bad
Thetis20: i had it taken enough yesterday
LzyBrunette: :-P
Thetis20: joel drew me a diploma yesterday
Thetis20: it was sweet
Thetis20: of course it said "for excellence in sex" but whatever
LzyBrunette: joel can spell excellence?
Thetis20: i told him how
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: i bought this purse yesterday
LzyBrunette: wait
LzyBrunette: nvm
LzyBrunette: the address thingy is weird
Thetis20: ok
LzyBrunette: blah
LzyBrunette: it worked yesterday
Thetis20: hmmmm....
Thetis20: i been trying to call cat since yesterday
Thetis20: but no one is answering at her house
Thetis20: someone's always home
LzyBrunette: hmmm
LzyBrunette: weird
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: punk'd didn't have bj and joel
LzyBrunette: i was pissed
Thetis20: i wanted her to run errands with me today
Thetis20: i know
LzyBrunette: i have to go now
Thetis20: ok
LzyBrunette: maybe you'll be on later
Thetis20: i will be
LzyBrunette: ok see you tonight
Thetis20: ok
Thetis20: bye
Thetis20: joel has something he would like to say to you:
Auto response from LzyBrunette: at SlaveWorld...i mean work
Leave me messages...i like them
Thetis20: "i'm sorry. i stole benji and tied him up and colored on him."
Thetis20: keep going joel, tell her what else you did to her boyfriend...
Thetis20: "....and...i put on a dress and danced for him. he liked it. but then i called
tony and tony and benji were making out and i was playing a little too, but no one was
home so i got in trouble because you and beatrice weren't watching and i'm not apposed
to have boys over when beatice isn't home."
Thetis20 signed off at 6:58:40 pm.
Thetis20 signed on at 7:00:05 pm.
Thetis20 signed off at 7:27:20 pm.
Thetis20 signed on at 7:31:31 pm.
LzyBrunette: haha
Auto response from Thetis20: I'm tired and hungry and cranky. >:o
LzyBrunette: that's great
Thetis20 signed off at 9:42:30 pm.
Thetis20 signed on at 6:01:15 am.
LzyBrunette: morning
Thetis20: morning
Thetis20: sorry, i was downstairs
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: hi
Thetis20: hi
LzyBrunette: you left me the GREATEST message last night
Thetis20: glad you liked it
LzyBrunette: i still have it
Thetis20: i personally like how i spelled my own name wrong
Thetis20: by accident
LzyBrunette: we're using the same box
Thetis20: mine got erased somehow
LzyBrunette: i was gonna say you didn't....but you did at the end
Thetis20: yeah
Thetis20: i've been around joel too long
Thetis20: so do you miss benji yet?
Thetis20: joel still hasn't untied him
LzyBrunette: yes
Thetis20: joel doesn't seem to want to give him up
LzyBrunette: give him BACK joely
Thetis20: "NO! MY BENJI!!"
LzyBrunette: MY BENJI
LzyBrunette: give him back!
LzyBrunette: NOW!
Thetis20: "he's my brother!"
LzyBrunette: he's my benji!
Thetis20: "MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!"
LzyBrunette: is benji getting turned on cause we're fighting over him?
Thetis20: yes
Thetis20: plus joel's sitting on his lap
LzyBrunette: hey
LzyBrunette: not fair
LzyBrunette: tell benji i'm about to get naked!
Thetis20: benji untied his hands
Thetis20: uh-oh
LzyBrunette: ?
Thetis20: joel's not to pleased with benji untying himself
Thetis20: *too
LzyBrunette: what's he doing?
Thetis20: they're wrestling
Thetis20: joel's still wearing a dress
Thetis20: it looks funny
LzyBrunette: nooooo, i have work n\in 45...benji needs to come home
Thetis20: i have to go to the hairdressers today, i'm bringing joel with me
Thetis20: i can't trust him alone in the house anymore
Thetis20: he's too horny
LzyBrunette: bad joel
Thetis20: i'll distract joel so benji can make a run for it
LzyBrunette: yay!
Thetis20: "joel.... oohhhhh.... look at all these brand new crayons...."
Thetis20: "crayons!? where?! gimme!"
Thetis20: "run benji run!"
LzyBrunette: hehe
Thetis20: "i'm comin' asha! get naked!"
LzyBrunette: will do
Thetis20: ah, those crazy kids
LzyBrunette: is it the 18th?
Thetis20: yup
LzyBrunette: YAY
Thetis20: why?
LzyBrunette: new found glory comes out today
LzyBrunette: i'm a gonna buy it
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: i bought 2 cd's yesterday
LzyBrunette: which ones
Thetis20: sugarcult and story of the year
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: i bought hole on saturday...or friday?
LzyBrunette: friday
LzyBrunette: and then when i got home my pp cd had arrived
Thetis20: which hole cd?
LzyBrunette: live through this
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: i don't really like old hole
LzyBrunette: i like celebrity sin the best
LzyBrunette: skin*
Thetis20: yeah
Thetis20: malibu is one of my favorite songs
LzyBrunette: me too
Thetis20: have you heard the title for gc's new album?
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: it's stupid
Thetis20: i love it
LzyBrunette: i hate it
Thetis20: why?
LzyBrunette: it's long and serious and blah
LzyBrunette: but i don't like the title 'the young and the hopeless' either
Thetis20: yeah
Thetis20: i like that though
Thetis20: i think i secretly am benji and joel
LzyBrunette: 1, because it's also the name of a song and i think that's
completely unoriginal; 2, becaue it reminds me of the young and the restless
Thetis20: so many artists do that though
Thetis20: i don't think it's unoriginal at all
LzyBrunette: doesn't mean i don't still hate it
Thetis20: i never said it did
LzyBrunette: i don't like self-titled either for the most part
Thetis20: yeah, that's kind of blah
Thetis20: i have to go get dressed
LzyBrunette: i just think people can be a little more creative
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: i'm halfway dressed
Thetis20: i'm not
Thetis20: talk to you later
LzyBrunette: why later?
Thetis20: because i'm going to go get dressed then i have to leave
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: well i won't be here
Thetis20: tonight i mean
LzyBrunette: i'm leaving in 30 min
LzyBrunette: ok
Thetis20: bye
LzyBrunette: i think benji broke something
Auto response from Thetis20: If I'm not here, I've probably wandered
into traffic.
Thetis20: i'm telling you, they can not be trusted alone
LzyBrunette: no i mean on me
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: my hip hurts REALLY badly
Thetis20: what?
LzyBrunette: i'm limping around...it's not good
Thetis20: you need to tell him to slow down and be gentle somethimes
Thetis20: sometimes
LzyBrunette: yeah, he's an animal
Thetis20: joel and i had a party tonight
LzyBrunette: whoooo!!
Thetis20: it was fun
Thetis20: joel's drunk
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: i watched him on tv today
Thetis20: i'm only a little tipsy
Thetis20: awwwww
Thetis20: what was he on?
Thetis20: atr?
LzyBrunette: i watched my dvd before i went to work
Thetis20: awwwww
Thetis20: my stupid joely
LzyBrunette: he was so cute
LzyBrunette: and billy has a weird voice
Thetis20: i like billy's voice
Thetis20: i think it's sexy
LzyBrunette: it's girly
Thetis20: i like when joel pretends to be cash
LzyBrunette: yeah
Thetis20: and when joel is imitating benji eating cereal
Thetis20: he looks retarded
LzyBrunette: and when he's a\talking about his favorite part of the "festival
song" video
LzyBrunette: yeah
Thetis20: but my absolute favorite part is when he's talking about old people "it just
makes me feel all warm inside"
LzyBrunette: and i love when benji's talking about joel being "a good little
rapper"
Thetis20: so cute
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: that's my favorite part
Thetis20: he's so cute
Thetis20: he loves old people and little kids
LzyBrunette: and benji talking about the kissing scene from the Little things
video
Thetis20: yet he's an ass to everyone else
Thetis20: yeah, it's so cute when he blushes
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: awww
Thetis20: cute little benji
LzyBrunette: now i'm all warm inside
Thetis20: haha, quentin tarantino is directing jimmy kimmel tonight
Thetis20: awwwww
Thetis20: me too
Thetis20: stupid joel
Thetis20: wanna hear something freaky?
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: and wow about quetin
LzyBrunette: quentin*
Thetis20: tonight on Law&Order SVU, the character's name was Shane Madden
LzyBrunette: WHOA
Thetis20: i thought that was really weird
LzyBrunette: whoay whoa whoa whoa
Thetis20: are you making fun of me?
LzyBrunette: no
LzyBrunette: i think it's freaky
Thetis20: ok
LzyBrunette: and insanely coincidental
Thetis20: sometimes things i think are weird are things other people are highly
unimpressed by
LzyBrunette: i also say wowie wow wow wow
Thetis20: yeah, i say that too
LzyBrunette: i got it from Christopher walken
Thetis20: i think joel is trying to tell me something
Thetis20: yeah!!!!
LzyBrunette: in a skit he's done on snl
Thetis20: i hate when he does the Continental
LzyBrunette: i love it
LzyBrunette: it's hysterical
LzyBrunette: i LOVE walken
Thetis20: it used to be funny, like the old school ones
Thetis20: but now it's old
LzyBrunette: haha, i just said that outloud
LzyBrunette: i love walken...walkin' haha, get it
Thetis20: haha
LzyBrunette: there's an ad on my board that says "VEGGIE PLANET: meet
young vegetarian singles"
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: billy
LzyBrunette: i think that's really funny
LzyBrunette: hahaahha
Thetis20: joel's a turd
LzyBrunette: i imagine a bunch of putcholi smelling techies
LzyBrunette: why?
Thetis20: ewwwwww
Thetis20: he just is
Thetis20: because i said so
LzyBrunette: alrighty
LzyBrunette: i had the best dinner
Thetis20: ohhh, what'd ya have?
LzyBrunette: big salad with croutons, breaded baked chicken, and tortelini
stuffed with spinach and ricotta cheese with tomato sauce
LzyBrunette: fanciest homecooked meal ever
Thetis20: mmmmmmmmm
Thetis20: i had shells for dinner last night
Thetis20: and for lunch today
LzyBrunette: shells?
LzyBrunette: like shells and cheese?
Thetis20: stuffed shells
LzyBrunette: the pasta
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: oooooooooooohhhhhhhh
LzyBrunette: ok
Thetis20: i had a burger for dinner tonight
Thetis20: so yummers
LzyBrunette: when i hear shells i think the beach
Thetis20: haha
LzyBrunette: hey
Thetis20: i wanna kiss joel
Thetis20: yes?
LzyBrunette: can you tlak to oskar?
LzyBrunette: talk*
Thetis20: i was earlier
LzyBrunette: i can't open an im with her
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: it's weird
Thetis20: want me to tell her to im you?
LzyBrunette: yeah ok
Thetis20: she's not there
LzyBrunette: ok
Thetis20: her away message popped up
Thetis20: i amost wrote pooped
Thetis20: almost
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: hehe, poop
Thetis20: i just crack myself up
Thetis20: my face hurst
Thetis20: hurts
LzyBrunette: really?
Thetis20: yeah
Thetis20: like my sinuses
LzyBrunette: ow now my hip hurts while i'm sitting
LzyBrunette: something is REALLY wrong
Thetis20: these boys
Thetis20: it's all there fault
Thetis20: or their
Thetis20: oskars back
LzyBrunette: oh good
Thetis20: she imed you, did you get it?
LzyBrunette: no
LzyBrunette: nothing happened
Thetis20: weird
LzyBrunette: i tried taking her off and adding her again and it's not working
LzyBrunette: this BLOWS
Thetis20: try a chat
LzyBrunette: that works
LzyBrunette: but i hate chats
Thetis20: me too
Thetis20: i posted in SLLS
LzyBrunette: oh cool
LzyBrunette: i'm about to read oskar's
Thetis20: last night
LzyBrunette: what?
LzyBrunette: no you didn't
Thetis20: i posted in ther last night
Thetis20: yes i did
Thetis20: and you responded to someone elses but not mine
LzyBrunette: are you talking about the long one when you said you would reply
later
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: i read that already
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: i thought you meant right now new
Thetis20: oh, no, sorry
LzyBrunette: oh see because my sister had RUDELY kicked me off the internet
and i couldn't get on when i got home i forgot
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: ok
LzyBrunette: has joel been tagging your nick name?
Thetis20: i'm in love with your joel banner
Thetis20: huh?
LzyBrunette: it's not mine
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: i'm still in love with it
LzyBrunette: i saw "SAGUR" tagged on the fence near my house
LzyBrunette: i figured it was joel
Thetis20: oh, yeah, probably
LzyBrunette: i looked like crayola
LzyBrunette: it*
Thetis20: then it was him
Thetis20: special boy that one
Thetis20: i want to kiss him
Thetis20: i love his lips
Thetis20: so pouty and pink
Thetis20: yum
LzyBrunette: hehe
Thetis20: i bet he has a good tongue too
LzyBrunette: oh baby
Thetis20: haha, not for that!
Thetis20: well, yeah that, too, but that's not what i was thinking
LzyBrunette: i know what you meant
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: i guess i just have a dirty dirty mind
LzyBrunette: not that i didn't think of that
LzyBrunette: i was thinking about joel today
LzyBrunette: and alex
Thetis20: *gasps* my joel!
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: she's gonna come to the hospital
LzyBrunette: and there's gonna be hell cause they won't let her into the
waiting area on the maternity wing
Thetis20: why not?
LzyBrunette: because of benji and jessa, steve comes to "fix" the press and
now fans, the hospital staff don't know who alex is
LzyBrunette: and she goes off
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: i''m gonna log off and see if i fix my oskar problem
Thetis20: fixed?
LzyBrunette: no
Thetis20: poo
LzyBrunette: goddamn stupid computer
Thetis20: i was just playing with my sharpie
Thetis20: it was fun
LzyBrunette: heh
Thetis20: i'm going on a diet
Thetis20: for real this time
Thetis20: i swear
LzyBrunette: i'm caught up in hot sex right now
Thetis20: i want some!
Thetis20: who's hot sex is it?
LzyBrunette: read the new chapter in oskar's story
LzyBrunette: gravle road
LzyBrunette: gravel*
Thetis20: i haven't even read any of it
Thetis20: but ok
LzyBrunette: gah
LzyBrunette: i think i have to shut my computer down in order to tlak to
oskar regularly
Thetis20: ok
LzyBrunette: i hate to shut down
LzyBrunette: blegh
LzyBrunette: :-$
LzyBrunette: be back in a few
Thetis20: ok