Thetis20: "can you guess what i did while beatrice was at work today?"
Auto response from LzyBrunette: i don't stand a chance
in this fucked up world
new school took romance
and messed it up real bad.
Thetis20: just tell her joel
Thetis20: "i drew dirty pictures of me and benji on the kitchen floor again."
Thetis20: "and then tony came over and we were playing house and i was the
wife and he ripped my new underwear."
LzyBrunette: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not tony
Auto response from Thetis20: Look at me, I'm gonna touch the butt!
Thetis20: "i was bored"
LzyBrunette: but tony
LzyBrunette: s
LzyBrunette: bad news
LzyBrunette: "BAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD news"
Thetis20: "but it was fuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
LzyBrunette: "you know what that reminds me of"
LzyBrunette: "Bad to the bone, buhbuhbuh buh bad"
Thetis20: "what?"
Thetis20: haha
LzyBrunette: "ooo, that sounds dirty"
Thetis20: "i like dirty"
Thetis20: "i drew dirty pictures of me and you today benj"
LzyBrunette: "Don't i know it"
Thetis20: "on the kitchen floor"
LzyBrunette: "ooo hot"
LzyBrunette: "what were we up to?"
Thetis20: "playing doctor"
Thetis20: "and sexy nurse"
LzyBrunette: "I LOVE TO PLAY DOCTOR
LzyBrunette: AND SEXY NURSE"
Thetis20: "you make a hot nurse benji"
LzyBrunette: "asha wore sexy underwear for me today"
Thetis20: "i've been nakie all day"
Thetis20: "was it hot?"
LzyBrunette: "very hot...especially when she got wet"
LzyBrunette: benji!
LzyBrunette: "You got wet at seaworld"
LzyBrunette: "i saw her bra through her shirt!!"
Thetis20: "did you see shamu!?!?!"
LzyBrunette: "no"
Thetis20: "why not?"
LzyBrunette: "but i saw horsey's"
LzyBrunette: "i mean horses"
Thetis20: "ohhhh!!! horsey!!!!"
Thetis20: "giddyup cowboy!"
LzyBrunette: "i said that to the handler and he looked at me funny"
LzyBrunette: "and so did the lady at vicky's when i asked how big the
underwear came and if sshe thought they'd fit a guy around my size"
LzyBrunette: "i mean is that question wrong?"
Thetis20: "of course not"
LzyBrunette: "Asha bought some fruity spray and now she smells ike a fruit
basket"
Thetis20: "but i don't go into the underwear store with beatrice and if i do, i
pretend she's buying it for herself"
Thetis20: "i don't wanna look like a girl"
LzyBrunette: "i ran away from asha in vicky's"
Thetis20: "beatrice, can i borrow some lipgloss?"
LzyBrunette: it wasn't funny either
Thetis20: "i wear a leash"
Thetis20: you do not
Thetis20: "can i wear a leash?"
Thetis20: no
Thetis20: "it'll be like in the porn tony brought over today"
Thetis20: NO
Thetis20: and no tony
LzyBrunette: and it wasn't funny whenyou asked the lady at subway for a child
meal
LzyBrunette: "i wanted a toy"
Thetis20: "i like toys"
Thetis20: "what did you get?"
LzyBrunette: "i mean they're makingme eat only 6 grams of fat...i need an
incentive"
Thetis20: "a barbie?"
LzyBrunette: "i got a spiderman toy"
Thetis20: "GIVE IT TO ME!!!!"
LzyBrunette: "he shoots webs"
Thetis20: "GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!"
LzyBrunette: he does not you just through it at my head
LzyBrunette: threw*
Thetis20: hahahahaha
LzyBrunette: "it was still funny"
Thetis20: "I WANT IT"
Thetis20: joel relax
LzyBrunette: you know what's not funny, when you ask for peanut butter and
jelly at subway
Thetis20: it's just a toy
Thetis20: haha
LzyBrunette: he asked for pb&j with oil and vinegar
Thetis20: "JUST a TOY? what is wrong with you woman!?!?"
Thetis20: ewwww
LzyBrunette: "asha made me get a turkey sandwich"
Thetis20: "gobble gobble"
LzyBrunette: "but theni remembered i was a vegenarian and i had a veggie
thingy"
LzyBrunette: "they put black stuff on it"
Thetis20: "veggie veggie"
LzyBrunette: that's pepper benji
LzyBrunette: "yeah it made me itchy"
Thetis20: "that's benji's porn name"
LzyBrunette: "that reminds me...that lacey thing you wore to sleep last night
made me scratchy"
Thetis20: "i sleep in spidey pj's"
Thetis20: "there was a spider in the house today"
Thetis20: "i talked to him"
LzyBrunette: oh no
LzyBrunette: oh really?
Thetis20: "he was a nice guy"
LzyBrunette: hahahaha
Thetis20: you cried joel
Thetis20: and the you jumped on the sofa a screamed your head off
LzyBrunette: i found that cute picture of sleepy joel...in my sister's mag, not
online
Thetis20: "....that.....was secrect....spider....talk"
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: hahahaha
Thetis20: poop
LzyBrunette: maybe one day i shall have a scanner
LzyBrunette: actually i should buy one
LzyBrunette: i need a printer so bad
LzyBrunette: i've had my eye on a lexmark 3 in 1
LzyBrunette: it's only $70
Thetis20: yeah mine was cheap
LzyBrunette: i should really just do it
LzyBrunette: i've got like $600 dollars
LzyBrunette: soooooooo
Thetis20: i want candy
LzyBrunette: i had fudge
LzyBrunette: mint fudge
Thetis20: mmmmmm fudge
Thetis20: sorry
LzyBrunette: for what?
Thetis20: i got disconnected
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: it never tells me
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: it never logs you out
LzyBrunette: it's weird
Thetis20: weird
LzyBrunette: whoa
LzyBrunette: there's a line in one of my stories and it's from walk away
LzyBrunette: how ironic
LzyBrunette: I'd made my bed, after using it to sleep with Paul, and now I had
to lie in it.
Thetis20: haha
LzyBrunette: my sister hates that song
LzyBrunette: she decided Good Charlotte sucks, because i like them now
Thetis20: my sister hates them too
Thetis20: she used to love them
LzyBrunette: yeah my sister too
LzyBrunette: it's her y&th that i have
LzyBrunette: GC was her band
Thetis20: i think i'm going to go to bed
LzyBrunette: really?
Thetis20: i've been up since 6 and i have to work at 7 tomorrow morning
LzyBrunette: i need smoe new online friends
LzyBrunette: some*
Thetis20: i still don't feel to great either
Thetis20: *too
LzyBrunette: ok
LzyBrunette: night
Thetis20: night