Thetis20 (6:05:00 pm): "If your horny and you know it clap your hands (clap clap), if you're horny
and you know it clap your hands (clap clap) if your horny and you know it and you really
wanna show it, if you horny and you know it shake your slappy!"
Auto response from LzyBrunette (6:05:00 pm): just got in
LzyBrunette (6:05:42 pm): "htat's a good one"
Thetis20 (6:06:05 pm): "thanks"
Thetis20 (6:06:13 pm): "i've been working on it all day"
Thetis20 (6:06:23 pm): "except when we were cuddling"
LzyBrunette (6:06:40 pm): "what do you think of this one? the springs on the ebd go up and down, up and
down, up and down, the springs on th bed go up and down because we're on it humping!"
Thetis20 (6:07:03 pm): "oooooo nice one"
LzyBrunette (6:07:38 pm): i like how benji has interpretive hand movements to each song
Thetis20 (6:07:42 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (6:07:43 pm): it's a nice touch
Thetis20 (6:07:53 pm): joel just bounces around
LzyBrunette (6:08:00 pm): hehe
Thetis20 (6:08:01 pm): you know, like he does on stage
LzyBrunette (6:08:05 pm): yup
LzyBrunette (6:08:08 pm): i don know
LzyBrunette (6:08:11 pm): do*
LzyBrunette (6:09:23 pm): have a good cuddle?
Thetis20 (6:09:31 pm): very good
LzyBrunette (6:09:33 pm): benji was very jealous
Thetis20 (6:09:39 pm): "it was awesome"
LzyBrunette (6:09:45 pm): i was keeping him in the stock room
LzyBrunette (6:09:59 pm): he kept running out and latching onto my legs
Thetis20 (6:10:00 pm): "well benji told me he's too cool to cuddle"
LzyBrunette (6:10:25 pm): he begged me to let him go to your house and cuddle with you guys
LzyBrunette (6:10:34 pm): "i've been in a bad mood"
LzyBrunette (6:10:42 pm): "i need a cuddle"
Thetis20 (6:11:10 pm): "i thought cuddling was for jerks and retards benj?"
Thetis20 (6:11:21 pm): "huh? who's a jerk now, jerk!?"
LzyBrunette (6:11:26 pm): "But i am a jerk and you're a retard"
Thetis20 (6:11:31 pm): whoa, calm down pumpkin butt
LzyBrunette (6:11:38 pm): haha
Thetis20 (6:11:47 pm): "I AM NOT A RETARD!"
Thetis20 (6:11:56 pm): "I AM A VERY SPECIAL BOY!"
Thetis20 (6:12:03 pm): you tell him joel
LzyBrunette (6:12:24 pm): "Yeah special ed!"
LzyBrunette (6:12:28 pm): benji stop laughing
LzyBrunette (6:12:37 pm): you're going to make your brother cry
LzyBrunette (6:12:41 pm): "so"
Thetis20 (6:12:49 pm): he's getting very upset
Thetis20 (6:12:53 pm): it's ok joely
LzyBrunette (6:13:05 pm): it's not wonder we don't cuddle
LzyBrunette (6:13:32 pm): "Please can we cuddle now?"
LzyBrunette (6:13:38 pm): NOW?!?
LzyBrunette (6:13:42 pm): "Please"
LzyBrunette (6:13:48 pm): go cuddle yourself
Thetis20 (6:14:12 pm): "haha, benji has to cuddle himself!"
LzyBrunette (6:15:10 pm): "shut up!"
Thetis20 (6:15:34 pm): "you shut up b uttface!"
LzyBrunette (6:16:01 pm): "Who you calling buttfac, buttface?"
Thetis20 (6:16:19 pm): "you buttface!"
Thetis20 (6:16:25 pm): stop it right now
Thetis20 (6:16:33 pm): i'm warning you joel
Thetis20 (6:16:46 pm): be nice to your brother or no more cuddling tonight
Thetis20 (6:16:55 pm): "be he started it!"
Thetis20 (6:17:07 pm): just stop
LzyBrunette (6:17:17 pm): "joel's in trouble"
LzyBrunette (6:17:22 pm): benji go to the bed
Thetis20 (6:17:25 pm): "i'm sorry, beatrice. please don't take my cuddlies away"
LzyBrunette (6:17:30 pm): "are we gonna cuddle?"
LzyBrunette (6:17:31 pm): no
Thetis20 (6:18:30 pm): it's ok joel
Thetis20 (6:18:35 pm): just don't do it again
LzyBrunette (6:18:42 pm): aww
LzyBrunette (6:18:47 pm): you gotta cute boyfriend
Thetis20 (6:18:49 pm): "can we still be cuddle buddies?"
LzyBrunette (6:18:50 pm): i got benji
Thetis20 (6:18:55 pm): of course joely
Thetis20 (6:19:18 pm): i love my little pumpkin butt
LzyBrunette (6:19:42 pm): i love your little pumpkin butt too
Thetis20 (6:19:53 pm): haha, if only he was really like that
LzyBrunette (6:20:00 pm): yeah
Thetis20 (6:20:04 pm): well, not all like that
Thetis20 (6:20:10 pm): that could get old fast
LzyBrunette (6:20:16 pm): hehe
LzyBrunette (6:20:18 pm): yeah
Thetis20 (6:20:22 pm): but cute and cuddly at least
LzyBrunette (6:20:37 pm): woot...story reviews!!
LzyBrunette (6:20:56 pm): it makes me so happy
Thetis20 (6:21:05 pm): haha, awwww
LzyBrunette (6:21:13 pm): i just hate when i'm done reading them
LzyBrunette (6:21:37 pm): sometimes i go and read them again...when i have writer's block
LzyBrunette (6:35:02 pm): ok
Auto response from Thetis20 (6:35:03 pm): If I'm not here, I've probably wandered into traffic.
LzyBrunette (6:35:10 pm): enough flattering myself
LzyBrunette (6:57:36 pm): "Where did joel go?"
Auto response from Thetis20 (6:57:37 pm): If I'm not here, I've probably wandered into traffic.
Thetis20 (7:45:08 pm): Joel had to be punished
Auto response from LzyBrunette (7:45:09 pm): Now i cannot speak
i lost my voice
i'm speechless and redundant
'cause i love you's not enough
i'm lost for words
Thetis20 (7:45:11 pm): sorry benji
Thetis20 (7:45:20 pm): "i was bad"
Thetis20 (7:45:32 pm): joel! get back in there and go to sleep
LzyBrunette (7:58:53 pm): bneji made me a sundae
LzyBrunette (7:59:23 pm): "i'm trying to earn sex points"
Auto response from Thetis20 (7:59:24 pm): If I'm not here, I've probably wandered into traffic.
Thetis20 (8:03:57 pm): "beatrice, can i watch famly guy with you?"
Thetis20 (8:04:06 pm): i guess so joel
Thetis20 (8:04:22 pm): but don't ever do that again
Thetis20 (8:04:31 pm): "i won't. i promise."
LzyBrunette (8:04:44 pm): what did he do?
Thetis20 (8:04:46 pm): "cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye"
Thetis20 (8:04:57 pm): he was a veeeeeerrrrryyyyyyy bad boy
Thetis20 (8:05:09 pm): tell her what you did joel
Thetis20 (8:05:22 pm): "i, um, drew things"
Thetis20 (8:05:25 pm): where?
Thetis20 (8:05:35 pm): "...on you....."
Thetis20 (8:05:39 pm): and?
LzyBrunette (8:05:39 pm): oooooooo
Thetis20 (8:05:52 pm): "while you were sleeping......"
Thetis20 (8:08:22 pm): i love frosted flakes
Thetis20 (8:08:30 pm): "me too"
LzyBrunette (8:08:47 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (8:09:02 pm): "i love ice cream sundaes"
LzyBrunette (8:09:05 pm): "and sex"
LzyBrunette (8:09:22 pm): "Asha you should wear that...it'd be hot"
Thetis20 (8:09:22 pm): "yeah....sex is awesome"
LzyBrunette (8:10:54 pm): isn't this cute
LzyBrunette (8:10:56 pm): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/ashaloo02/rare113.jpg
Thetis20 (8:11:54 pm): "hot damn benjamin"
Thetis20 (8:14:25 pm): he looks hot
LzyBrunette (8:14:29 pm): i know
LzyBrunette (8:16:17 pm): there's another one...i gotta upload it to my photobucket
Thetis20 (8:17:45 pm): http://www.angelfire.com/band/goodcharlotte/images/corriebenjikatie.jpg
Thetis20 (8:17:53 pm): little joel is so cute
LzyBrunette (8:18:26 pm): hehe
Thetis20 (8:20:28 pm): this is too adorable
http://www.angelfire.com/band/goodcharlotte/images/hfstivalpic2.jpg
Thetis20 (8:20:33 pm): look at the red cheeks
Thetis20 (8:21:16 pm): i bet that's what they look like after they do it
Thetis20 (8:21:28 pm): cheeks all flushed
Thetis20 (8:21:31 pm): i have issues
LzyBrunette (8:22:04 pm): DAMN IT
LzyBrunette (8:22:10 pm): i hate my monitor
LzyBrunette (8:22:57 pm): wow
LzyBrunette (8:23:04 pm): benji's hair is short
Thetis20 (8:23:04 pm): ?
Thetis20 (8:23:13 pm): it looks cute
LzyBrunette (8:23:48 pm): they are all flushed
LzyBrunette (8:24:15 pm): i bet they do look like that
Thetis20 (8:24:35 pm): i bet they do
LzyBrunette (8:24:40 pm): ooo
LzyBrunette (8:24:44 pm): i'm all excited now
LzyBrunette (8:24:50 pm): "CAN WE DO IT?"
Thetis20 (8:25:07 pm): they look so adorable in that picture
LzyBrunette (8:25:13 pm): i know
Thetis20 (8:25:25 pm): and that would be so cute if they're cheeks flushed like that
LzyBrunette (8:25:28 pm): and here's my new favorite pic of bj
LzyBrunette (8:25:32 pm): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/ashaloo02/b1.jpg
Thetis20 (8:25:55 pm): ew
Thetis20 (8:25:58 pm): i hate that picture
Thetis20 (8:26:03 pm): i have that
LzyBrunette (8:26:10 pm): i love it
LzyBrunette (8:26:14 pm): *pft*
LzyBrunette (8:26:17 pm): :-P
Thetis20 (8:26:34 pm): his neck looks freakishly long
Thetis20 (8:26:44 pm): because of the way his shirt is
Thetis20 (8:26:50 pm): but i do love his neck
Thetis20 (8:26:56 pm): so thick and manly
Thetis20 (8:26:59 pm): i bet he snores
LzyBrunette (8:27:07 pm): yeah
LzyBrunette (8:27:30 pm): dude now i'm thinking about them asleep on crashing
Thetis20 (8:27:37 pm): haha
Thetis20 (8:27:39 pm): me too
LzyBrunette (8:27:50 pm): joel looked sooooooooooooo hot
Thetis20 (8:28:00 pm): mmmmmmmmmm
Thetis20 (8:28:03 pm): i know
LzyBrunette (8:28:07 pm): i'm like getting flustered thinking btour it now
LzyBrunette (8:28:11 pm): about8
LzyBrunette (8:28:13 pm): about*
LzyBrunette (8:28:15 pm): see!
Thetis20 (8:28:20 pm): haha, calm down
LzyBrunette (8:28:29 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (8:29:07 pm): ahh, dude, benji let's do it!
LzyBrunette (8:29:11 pm): "YAY!"
Thetis20 (8:29:50 pm): i LOVE benji in this poster http://www.wildmagelet.ca/guys/BJ6.jpg
Thetis20 (8:30:00 pm): and i like the way joel's feet look
LzyBrunette (8:30:20 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (8:30:21 pm): yeah
Thetis20 (8:30:29 pm): i have the same chucks he's wearing
LzyBrunette (8:30:43 pm): ha so do alot of people
Thetis20 (8:30:47 pm): i know
Thetis20 (8:30:55 pm): i had to get new ones
Thetis20 (8:31:03 pm): my old ones reeked
LzyBrunette (8:31:09 pm): ha
LzyBrunette (8:31:13 pm): i don;t have any
Thetis20 (8:31:15 pm): i wanted pink
Thetis20 (8:31:24 pm): but they were sold out so i got black
LzyBrunette (8:31:29 pm): oh
Thetis20 (8:31:43 pm): but i think benji looks so sexy
Thetis20 (8:31:46 pm): and little
LzyBrunette (8:31:57 pm): i'm on a mad uploading spree
Thetis20 (8:32:02 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (8:32:13 pm): since photobucket changed and i can upload from urls
LzyBrunette (8:32:18 pm): it's so GREAT
LzyBrunette (8:34:30 pm): joels' such a pimp in that picture with the girls
Thetis20 (8:35:05 pm): yeah
Thetis20 (8:35:09 pm): he's so cute though
LzyBrunette (8:35:13 pm): yeah i know
LzyBrunette (8:35:16 pm): that face
Thetis20 (8:35:24 pm): i ordered my ashlee simpson cd tonight!
Thetis20 (8:35:30 pm): i can't wait to get it
Thetis20 (8:35:38 pm): and yes....that face
LzyBrunette (8:35:43 pm): cool
LzyBrunette (8:35:51 pm): did i telll you i bought it?
Thetis20 (8:36:06 pm): no
LzyBrunette (8:36:18 pm): oh well i did
LzyBrunette (8:36:20 pm): sorry
LzyBrunette (8:36:30 pm): i forgot in the midst of listening to it
Thetis20 (8:36:31 pm): is t good?
LzyBrunette (8:36:33 pm): yes
Thetis20 (8:36:44 pm): good
LzyBrunette (8:36:50 pm): i got greenday and nfg the same day...i could've sworn i told you
Thetis20 (8:36:56 pm): i'm liking the black nail polich on joel
Thetis20 (8:37:06 pm): you told me about green day
LzyBrunette (8:37:23 pm): hey do you nkow where i can find the sleeping joel pic?
Thetis20 (8:37:35 pm): i have it
Thetis20 (8:37:38 pm): hold on
Thetis20 (8:42:07 pm): want sleeping benji too?
LzyBrunette (8:42:21 pm): of course mon ami
Thetis20 (8:42:53 pm): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/Seagoddess81/sleepyhead.jpg
Thetis20 (8:44:00 pm): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/Seagoddess81/sleepybenji.jpg
LzyBrunette (8:51:18 pm): yummy
LzyBrunette (8:51:21 pm): yummy
LzyBrunette (8:51:29 pm): yummy
Thetis20 (8:51:44 pm): yes
LzyBrunette (8:51:44 pm): can i have both twins for one night...
LzyBrunette (8:51:47 pm): please?
Thetis20 (8:51:58 pm): whoa hey now
LzyBrunette (8:52:07 pm): PLEASE!?
LzyBrunette (8:52:18 pm): "Yeah Please?"
Thetis20 (8:52:19 pm): joel? what do you say?
Thetis20 (8:52:30 pm): "but....cuddle buddies?"
Thetis20 (8:52:39 pm): "we're cuddle buddies"
Thetis20 (8:52:50 pm): "and i think Slappy's sick"
Thetis20 (8:52:59 pm): um, i don't think he is joel
LzyBrunette (8:52:59 pm): awww
Thetis20 (8:53:11 pm): he was perfectly fine this afternoon
LzyBrunette (8:53:12 pm): "Does he have herpes again?"
Thetis20 (8:53:15 pm): and tonight
LzyBrunette (8:53:19 pm): "oh wait"
Thetis20 (8:53:21 pm): and fifteen min utes ago
LzyBrunette (8:53:22 pm): "that was tony"
Thetis20 (8:53:26 pm): hahaha
Thetis20 (8:54:01 pm): "i think Slappy has developed a case of narcolepsy"
LzyBrunette (8:54:08 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (8:54:15 pm): that 's a big word joel
LzyBrunette (8:54:21 pm): "can you handle that?"
Thetis20 (8:54:45 pm): "my body's too bootylicious for you babe"
LzyBrunette (8:55:01 pm): haha
Thetis20 (8:56:47 pm): my throat hurts
Thetis20 (8:56:49 pm): really bad
LzyBrunette (8:56:55 pm): awwwwww
LzyBrunette (8:57:10 pm): i ususally keep halls in my desk
LzyBrunette (8:57:16 pm): but i don't ave any
LzyBrunette (8:57:21 pm): and it still wouldn;t help
Thetis20 (8:57:53 pm): i'm drinking tea
Thetis20 (8:57:56 pm): peppermint
Thetis20 (8:58:06 pm): it's my favorite
LzyBrunette (8:58:13 pm): i don't like tea..but i like peppermint
Thetis20 (8:58:15 pm): yum yum yum
Thetis20 (8:58:18 pm): i love tea
Thetis20 (8:58:23 pm): i drink so much of it
Thetis20 (8:58:45 pm): "can we have a tea party?"
LzyBrunette (8:58:52 pm): haha
Thetis20 (8:58:54 pm): "and wear hats?"
LzyBrunette (8:59:01 pm): oh jeez
Thetis20 (8:59:19 pm): i don't think so joel
Thetis20 (8:59:28 pm): "but i bought slappy a new hat"
Thetis20 (8:59:36 pm): "he really wants to wear it"
Thetis20 (8:59:41 pm): "when he wakes up"
LzyBrunette (8:59:47 pm): haha
Thetis20 (9:00:43 pm): "Slappy worked really hard today"
Thetis20 (9:00:47 pm): "he's pooped"
LzyBrunette (9:01:16 pm): haha
Thetis20 (9:02:03 pm): i think joel's sleepy
Thetis20 (9:02:12 pm): he's rubbing his eyes and yawning
Thetis20 (9:02:18 pm): and scratching his ass
Thetis20 (9:02:23 pm): "it itches"
LzyBrunette (9:02:39 pm): haha
Thetis20 (9:02:48 pm): i told you to stop putting crayons in your pants
Thetis20 (9:03:00 pm): "i can't help it"
LzyBrunette (9:03:11 pm): hahahaha
LzyBrunette (9:03:16 pm): i love crayon boy
Thetis20 (9:03:17 pm): "there's too many for me to carry at once"
Thetis20 (9:03:32 pm): me too
Thetis20 (9:03:46 pm): i'll never look at crayons the same way again
LzyBrunette (9:04:01 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (9:04:03 pm): yeah
LzyBrunette (9:04:11 pm): "'Sactly"
Thetis20 (9:04:31 pm): woo! aqua teen hunger force!
Thetis20 (9:04:35 pm): i love that show
Thetis20 (9:04:42 pm): i have a serious cartoon addiction
LzyBrunette (9:04:46 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (9:04:48 pm): cool!
Thetis20 (9:05:02 pm): really only watch cartoons
LzyBrunette (9:05:06 pm): hehe
Thetis20 (9:05:09 pm): i love meat wad
Thetis20 (9:05:12 pm): he's so cute
Thetis20 (9:05:21 pm): he reminds me of joel
Thetis20 (9:05:31 pm): he's all ghetto and stupid and cute
Thetis20 (9:05:43 pm): it's for da shorties
LzyBrunette (9:06:01 pm): hhaaha
Thetis20 (9:09:21 pm): joel's my little meat wad pumpkin butt
LzyBrunette (9:09:44 pm): hahahah
Thetis20 (9:09:48 pm): i think i'm gonna go to bed
LzyBrunette (9:09:48 pm): thats great
LzyBrunette (9:09:51 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (9:09:53 pm): ok
Thetis20 (9:09:53 pm): i didn't sleep today
Thetis20 (9:10:15 pm): i'll talk to you tomorrow
LzyBrunette (9:11:05 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (9:11:12 pm): night
Auto response from Thetis20 (9:11:24 pm): It's fo' da shorties.
LzyBrunette (9:11:49 pm): mwahahaha
Thetis20 signed off at 9:35:07 pm.
Thetis20 signed on at 9:39:44 pm.
Thetis20 signed off at 6:19:10 am.
Thetis20 signed on at 6:48:00 am.
Thetis20 signed off at 7:09:44 am.
Thetis20 signed on at 7:15:16 am.
Thetis20 (7:49:32 am): what was the evil laughter for?
Auto response from LzyBrunette (7:49:33 am): SLEEPING...
please leave a very detailed message after the beep..
BEEP
Thetis20 (7:53:32 am): "Hi, Benji, it's Joel. It's, ah, 10:47 here and I was just calling to let you know
that I won't be able to make out wth you today. Beatrice has off and it's raining agan so I
think we're just going to stay in bed and cuddle again, or maybe go shopping. I need new
underwear. My pink ones got rpped last night, so, um, yeah, call me back when you wake
up. Talk to you later....bye."
Thetis20 (7:54:09 am): aw, that was cute Joel
Thetis20 (7:54:23 am): "I know, aren't I the cutest?"
LzyBrunette (9:30:58 am): "Joel, Joel!!"
Auto response from Thetis20 (9:30:59 am): Chase the moment, fall forever.
LzyBrunette (9:31:05 am): "i had sex!!"
LzyBrunette (9:31:37 am): that's right benj tell everybody
LzyBrunette (9:31:41 am): "Ok!"
LzyBrunette (9:31:50 am): "We had sex three times"
LzyBrunette (9:31:59 am): "mr. wiggles is tired"
LzyBrunette (9:32:31 am): "He could use a massage"
LzyBrunette (9:34:56 am): wanna tell joel what happened when you came?
LzyBrunette (9:35:03 am): "oh yeah..."
LzyBrunette (9:35:17 am): "i said E-I-E-I-O!!"
LzyBrunette (9:40:21 am): my mom SUCKS!
LzyBrunette (11:53:53 am): i'm back
Auto response from Thetis20 (11:53:55 am): If I'm not here, I've probably wandered into traffic.
LzyBrunette (11:53:58 am): yoo hoo
LzyBrunette (12:33:44 pm): "E-I-E-I-O!!!!"
Auto response from Thetis20 (12:34:08 pm): If I'm not here, I've probably wandered into traffic.
LzyBrunette (12:34:11 pm): "the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and
round..."
LzyBrunette (12:34:28 pm): you do know those are two different songs right?
LzyBrunette (12:34:33 pm): "yes"
LzyBrunette (12:34:40 pm): "I'm not stupid"
LzyBrunette (12:34:45 pm): ok just checking
LzyBrunette (12:35:54 pm): from ATR...
Benji: this is from...Benji'sGirlie...ooo, i like that screenname.
Joel: I can think of better but go ahead.
LzyBrunette (12:36:12 pm): i watched some atr when i was kicked off the computer
LzyBrunette (12:36:34 pm): then i realized i accidentally went over punk'd...i'm soooooooooo pissed
LzyBrunette (12:36:58 pm): "i like you all angry like this"
LzyBrunette (12:37:01 pm): really?
LzyBrunette (12:37:06 pm): "it's hot!"
LzyBrunette (12:37:17 pm): "C'mere and make out with me baby"
LzyBrunette (12:37:22 pm): mmm..ok
LzyBrunette (2:11:36 pm): how are you idle longer than you've been online
Auto response from Thetis20 (2:11:37 pm): If I'm not here, I've probably wandered into traffic.
LzyBrunette (2:11:42 pm): so weird
Thetis20 (2:44:10 pm): because i'm on wireless, so it signs me back on when i get disconnected
Thetis20 (2:44:17 pm): but i never come back from idle state
LzyBrunette (2:44:20 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (2:44:23 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (2:44:25 pm): weird
Thetis20 (2:44:31 pm): "We went shopping!"
Thetis20 (2:44:37 pm): "at Target"
LzyBrunette (2:44:40 pm): "we went hungry"
Thetis20 (2:44:43 pm): "it was so fun"
Thetis20 (2:44:55 pm): "i got a new spongebob video"
LzyBrunette (2:45:08 pm): hehe
Thetis20 (2:45:14 pm): "and beatrice bought a bunch of crap she doesn't need"
LzyBrunette (2:45:15 pm): my sister went to target last night
LzyBrunette (2:45:20 pm): hahaha
LzyBrunette (2:45:22 pm): !!
Thetis20 (2:45:27 pm): joel, i bought toothpaste shampoo and razors
Thetis20 (2:45:32 pm): that's not useless
Thetis20 (2:45:39 pm): they're necessities
Thetis20 (2:45:53 pm): and a cd
Thetis20 (2:45:55 pm): and a movie
Thetis20 (2:46:01 pm): and vitamins
LzyBrunette (2:46:06 pm): "Meh..i don't need shampoo"
Thetis20 (2:46:11 pm): and mouthwash
LzyBrunette (2:46:21 pm): "Or mouthwash"
LzyBrunette (2:46:29 pm): "i'm fresh huh, asha?"
Thetis20 (2:46:35 pm): "is that why you always smell weird benj?
Thetis20 (2:46:38 pm): "
LzyBrunette (2:46:44 pm): not always...kinda funky this morning benj
LzyBrunette (2:46:54 pm): "Well you have penis breath!"
LzyBrunette (2:46:57 pm): ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Thetis20 (2:47:03 pm): "i always smell good"
Thetis20 (2:47:07 pm): ew ew ew
Thetis20 (2:47:34 pm): "benji you should use mr. bubble like i do"
Thetis20 (2:47:42 pm): "then we can smell like twins"
Thetis20 (2:47:45 pm): awwww joel
LzyBrunette (2:47:45 pm): "mr. bubble can suck my ass"
Thetis20 (2:47:48 pm): you're so cute
LzyBrunette (2:48:00 pm): joel's so cute, what's wrong with you benji
Thetis20 (2:48:05 pm): "mr. bubble for mr. wiggles"
LzyBrunette (2:48:13 pm): what can you be more ike joel
Thetis20 (2:48:19 pm): "i just want to smell like twins....."
LzyBrunette (2:48:21 pm): "Cause i'm not retarded"
Thetis20 (2:48:23 pm): he's crying now
Thetis20 (2:48:25 pm): thanks benji
LzyBrunette (2:48:31 pm): "you're welcome"
LzyBrunette (2:48:42 pm): that's it...you can't come to Denny's with us
LzyBrunette (2:48:46 pm): "awwwwwww
LzyBrunette (2:48:47 pm): "
Thetis20 (2:48:51 pm): "shut up fatty! i'm not retarded!"
LzyBrunette (2:48:53 pm): "but...but..."
LzyBrunette (2:49:20 pm): "I was gonna eat cheesesticks"
LzyBrunette (2:49:34 pm): Now you can eat stale pretzels
LzyBrunette (2:49:37 pm): have fun
Thetis20 (2:49:41 pm): "haha, benji can't get cheesesticks!"
LzyBrunette (2:50:00 pm): "I'll cheese your stick joel!"
Thetis20 (2:50:15 pm): "that sounded dirty, so i'm gonna say yes"
LzyBrunette (2:50:21 pm): "good"
Thetis20 (2:50:38 pm): "cheese it good now benj"
LzyBrunette (2:50:38 pm): "see ya later loser, i'm gonna get some"
LzyBrunette (2:50:44 pm): hey!
LzyBrunette (2:50:52 pm): i'm not a loser
Thetis20 (2:50:56 pm): uh....joel
Thetis20 (2:51:01 pm): benji's not coming over here
LzyBrunette (2:51:07 pm): "you're losing the benji love"
Thetis20 (2:51:14 pm): "why not!?!? i was gonna score!"
LzyBrunette (2:51:17 pm): "sounds like a big FAT loser to me"
LzyBrunette (2:51:24 pm): now i'm fat?!?
LzyBrunette (2:51:33 pm): "No...wait..."
LzyBrunette (2:51:38 pm): get out!
Thetis20 (2:51:40 pm): whoa, crossed the line benji
LzyBrunette (2:51:43 pm): get OUT!
Thetis20 (2:51:44 pm): never call a girl fat
LzyBrunette (2:51:46 pm): GET OUT!
LzyBrunette (2:52:03 pm): "I DIDN'T MEAN IT I SWEAR!!"
LzyBrunette (2:52:10 pm): sure, like i believe you
Thetis20 (2:52:14 pm): "haha, benji's in trouble!"
Thetis20 (2:52:23 pm): "i was soooooo good today"
Thetis20 (2:52:37 pm): "i even got special underwear"
Thetis20 (2:52:45 pm): "and benji didn't"
Thetis20 (2:52:52 pm): i know joel, i was there
Thetis20 (2:52:56 pm): i bought them for you
Thetis20 (2:53:03 pm): then we did it int he dressing room
LzyBrunette (2:53:04 pm): "Do you guys have food over there?"
Thetis20 (2:53:15 pm): "not for you"
LzyBrunette (2:53:17 pm): "i'm hungry"
LzyBrunette (2:53:25 pm): "please joely moley"
Thetis20 (2:53:29 pm): "go suck a butt"
LzyBrunette (2:53:30 pm): "PLEASE"
Thetis20 (2:53:33 pm): ew joel
Thetis20 (2:53:58 pm): "will you be my slave if i give you food?"
LzyBrunette (2:54:12 pm): "anything for some comida"
LzyBrunette (2:54:18 pm): "that means food"
Thetis20 (2:54:23 pm): "i don't understand"
LzyBrunette (2:54:24 pm): "asha told me"
Thetis20 (2:54:29 pm): "ohhhhhhhhh"
LzyBrunette (2:54:33 pm): "it's spanish"
LzyBrunette (2:54:43 pm): "spanish is the language of sexy"
Thetis20 (2:54:51 pm): "i can speak spanish"
LzyBrunette (2:54:59 pm): "It always sounds like the people are gonna do it"
Thetis20 (2:55:11 pm): "will you be my slaveo if i give you foodo"
Thetis20 (2:55:17 pm): that's not spanish you fool
LzyBrunette (2:55:22 pm): "like that antonio guy that played zorro"
Thetis20 (2:55:31 pm): "he's hot"
LzyBrunette (2:55:36 pm): "He has sex with everyone"
Thetis20 (2:55:39 pm): nice joel, really nice
LzyBrunette (2:55:53 pm): time to go to denny's benj
Thetis20 (2:55:57 pm): "do you think he'd have sex with me if i asked?"
LzyBrunette (2:55:58 pm): bye LOSER!
LzyBrunette (2:56:16 pm): "Can i go...please?!"
Thetis20 (2:56:20 pm): "i'm not a loser!"
LzyBrunette (2:56:21 pm): "i'll be polite"
LzyBrunette (2:56:28 pm): no
LzyBrunette (2:56:30 pm): bye joel
LzyBrunette (2:56:35 pm): sweet lovely joel
Thetis20 (2:56:38 pm): "you can come over here benji"
LzyBrunette (2:56:39 pm): bye beatrice
Thetis20 (2:56:44 pm): "bye bye ahsie"
Thetis20 (2:56:46 pm): bye
LzyBrunette (2:56:49 pm): awwww
LzyBrunette (2:56:52 pm): so cute
Thetis20 (2:56:53 pm): *ashie
LzyBrunette (2:56:59 pm): bye bye
Thetis20 (2:57:02 pm): bye
LzyBrunette (2:57:04 pm): be back in a few hours
Thetis20 (2:57:07 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (4:29:33 pm): "We went to denny's it was fun cause asha left her atm card at
home!"
Auto response from Thetis20 (4:29:35 pm): I'm so lost
I'm barely here
I wish I could explain myself
But words escape me
It's too late
To save me
You're too late
You're too late
You're cold with disappointment
While I'm drowning in the next room
The last contagious victim of this plague between us
I'm sick with apprehension
I'm crippled from exhaustion
And I dread the moment when you finally come to kill me