LzyBrunette: i did it beatrice

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Auto response from Thetis20: "Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass."

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LzyBrunette: i finished slls
LzyBrunette: i'm so...sad and accomplished
Thetis20: the hair....
Thetis20: ...it's ok
LzyBrunette: i don't like it
Thetis20: looks like he's going for the tom delonge look
Thetis20: and it isn't working
Thetis20: all i have to say is, at least it isn't green
Thetis20: i think it's kind of sexy
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: and congratulations
LzyBrunette: thanks
LzyBrunette: i cried twice
LzyBrunette: "i held her."
Thetis20: awwww
LzyBrunette: yes you did benji,thank you
Thetis20: why'd you cry?
Thetis20: you have a sequal
LzyBrunette: "no problem, it's my job"
LzyBrunette: but it's still the end
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: i woke up too early
LzyBrunette: i need to wash my uni's
Thetis20: i got home early from work

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Auto response from LzyBrunette: STOP!

Hammer Time!

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LzyBrunette: cool
LzyBrunette: i wish that could happen for me but i'm closing
Thetis20: ok so.....
Thetis20: Predictable?
LzyBrunette: what about it
Thetis20: yeah, it's so Shane words to Jamie
Thetis20: *shane's
LzyBrunette: wow...i gotta red the lyrics again
Thetis20: that's how shane feels about jamie now
LzyBrunette: read*
LzyBrunette: oh wow
LzyBrunette: they do apply
Thetis20: yeah
Thetis20: especially when he's talking about being broken and cold and hard inside
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: that song is sad
Thetis20: this song really inspired me i thnk
Thetis20: i love it
Thetis20: but i like sad stuff
LzyBrunette: yay for inspiration
Thetis20: obviously
Thetis20: and the part about never coming back
Thetis20: and searching anmd hoping
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: i wanna read that
LzyBrunette: *pouts*
Thetis20: that's kinda weird right?
Thetis20: read what?
LzyBrunette: your story
LzyBrunette: i miss it
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: it sucks
LzyBrunette: i always liked it
Thetis20: i came up with the last line for it at work today
LzyBrunette: really are you that far?
Thetis20: no
Thetis20: but the last line of a novel is important to me
LzyBrunette: haha ok
LzyBrunette: so what is it?
Thetis20: i don't wanna say
Thetis20: that's how i pick books to read you know
LzyBrunette: damn you
Thetis20: i read the last line and if it speaks to me, i read the book
Thetis20: i'm weird
LzyBrunette: i judge book by their covers
LzyBrunette: and i'm a big fan of titles
Thetis20: yeah.....titles are ok
Thetis20: theye hve to be really great for me to choose a book based on that
Thetis20: and i don't like to judge books by their covers
LzyBrunette: my dad get's mad at me
Thetis20: cause some freak me out, but the book will be awesome
LzyBrunette: i dunno i've found some cool random books that way
Thetis20: actually i thought of the last two lines
Thetis20: but i don't know if i'm gonna use them
Thetis20: because i don't know where the story is going
LzyBrunette: oh
Thetis20: they might now even apply or make sense when i finish
LzyBrunette: the end of slls is: "But I love you more."
Thetis20: *not
Thetis20: awwwww
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: and technically i did write it a long time ago...i just changed who said it
Thetis20: did i show you the scene when shane finds jamie?
LzyBrunette: no
Thetis20: it's not in the story yet
Thetis20: and it might not be
Thetis20: wanna read it?
LzyBrunette: can i?
LzyBrunette: yeah
Thetis20: yeah
Thetis20: "Jamie!?"
"Shane?"
They stared at each other for a moment.
"What- Ja- is... are you really here?"
"Yeah, Shane, I'm, I'm really here."
"I thought you were dead. You- How could you do this to us!?"
"What?"
"I said how could you do this to us?"
"I'm sorry, Shane, I-"
"Do you even know what you put me through? What you put your family through?"
"I'm sorry, Shane. I had to do it. I had to-"

Thetis20: "I don't care, Jamie. I don't fucking care. What ever little ‘woe is me, no one fucking loves me' crap you had your mind on it's over now. This is bull shit, Jamie. Bull shit. You don't even know what we were dealing with, what I was dealing with."
"I do know and I'm sorry."
"Oh, you know, do you? Then you know all about me driving home from your funeral wishing that I'd get into a car crash or when I'd walk down the street I would secretly pray for something to happen to me, so I would be dead, too? I have a family; a wife and kids and another one on the way and I was so fucking depressed without you that I wished I was dead. Do you know that, James? Do you?"
"Shane, I-"
"No. I don't want to hear it. I wish I had died. I have nothing left now thanks to you."
"Nothing left? What are you talking about? And did you say another one on the way?"

Thetis20: "Yeah. I did. Not that you'd know anything that's going on in my life- or Kelly's life. Do you know what it's like to look into her eyes and know that all that happiness is gone? Do you know what it's like to look into her eyes and see so much pain?"
"I-"
"You killed her happiness, James. You killed her. You killed me."
"Let me explain-"
"Explain? I don't think so. You.... this is all your fault. You left me, Livvie left me, I can't even see my kids. She's pregnant, Jamie, and I don't know if I'm ever even gonna see my baby. You... I hate you, James. You destroyed my life. I wish you really were dead."

LzyBrunette: i did read that i think...it's really good
LzyBrunette: i wanna know why he left
Thetis20: yeah, i thought i showed you
Thetis20: i wanna know that too
Thetis20: i can't decide
LzyBrunette: it's hard
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: god i feel so weird
Thetis20: "maybe you need a nap"
LzyBrunette: not having a main story to focus on
Thetis20: "is it my naptimeyet beatrice?"
LzyBrunette: i have a bunch of smaller stories
Thetis20: damn this space bar
Thetis20: what about the sequal and the paul story
Thetis20: yes you dork
Thetis20: that's what it's called right?
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: like i said i have a lot of smaller stories
LzyBrunette: slls...i dunno i just feel weird
LzyBrunette: i have 5 pending stories
LzyBrunette: they were what i did when i couldn't write slls...now i have to write them
Thetis20: do you think gc will be at my warped even thought they aren't playing?
Thetis20: cause apparently it's like old times with them at warped
Thetis20: like hanging out and stuff
Thetis20: they were all over yesterday
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: i bet they will be
Thetis20: that's what i think
Thetis20: but then i think that maybe they won't be because they probably had a reason to cancel
Thetis20: like maybe that have to be somewhere
Thetis20: they
LzyBrunette: possibly
LzyBrunette: or maybe they wanted to play the actual anniversary show
Thetis20: but they were playing it anyway
Thetis20: first it was the 19th
Thetis20: then it was both
Thetis20: now it's onoly the 20th
LzyBrunette: i dunno
Thetis20: i'm gonna cry
Thetis20: i need to stop talking about this
Thetis20: i'm having such a crappy day
LzyBrunette: awww
LzyBrunette: i'm sorry
Thetis20: and i know something's gonna happen that i can't go to warped
Thetis20: nikki is sick again
LzyBrunette: don't think like that
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: what kind of sick?
Thetis20: then i get home from work and my sister tells me that my grandmother had to go to the hospital today
Thetis20: and they don't know what's wrong with her
LzyBrunette: oh no
Thetis20: nikki's stitches are infected
Thetis20: and it's gross
LzyBrunette: eww
Thetis20: and she's not eating cause the stitches are on her face
LzyBrunette: "Do you need a hug beatrice?"
Thetis20: and she's in pain
Thetis20: i need some love
LzyBrunette: "hey, 'Let's Get It On', just came on"
LzyBrunette: "it's about sex"
Thetis20: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/bEbE_MaDDeN/P1010862.jpg
LzyBrunette: i think i;ve seen that
LzyBrunette: i didn't open it yet
LzyBrunette: but i saw some bebe madden pictures
Thetis20: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/bEbE_MaDDeN/joel.jpg
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: yeah i saw those
LzyBrunette: i like the benji one
LzyBrunette: but i want to put it right
LzyBrunette: obviously miss bebe doesn't have anyway to shrink her photos
Thetis20: i like this one http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/bEbE_MaDDeN/P1010779.jpg
LzyBrunette: the joel one almost crashed my computer this morning
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: i love his shirt
LzyBrunette: stupid picture did it again
Thetis20: yeah
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: i don't know how i feel about his hair
Thetis20: do you think he's just lazy and hasn't put it in a mohawk?
Thetis20: or is it supposed to look like that
Thetis20: awwwwww....billy's hair is so adorable
Thetis20: i don't
Thetis20: sorry
LzyBrunette: i don't know what he did
LzyBrunette: but it looks stupid
LzyBrunette: i like those pictures, i just wish they weren't so huge
LzyBrunette: i flipped the benji one the right way

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LzyBrunette: his freaky friend is there
Thetis20: the rapist?
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: ha
LzyBrunette: did i call him that?
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: it was really that one picture
Thetis20: you said he looked like a rapist and he scared you
Thetis20: no wait
LzyBrunette: cause he never looked like that again
LzyBrunette: but i still don't like him
Thetis20: it was the other guy who was the rapist
Thetis20: nick
LzyBrunette: nik
Thetis20: yeah
Thetis20: him
LzyBrunette: he's in the pic with benji
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: i'm all confused
Thetis20: whatever
LzyBrunette: sorry
Thetis20: they're both a little freaky
Thetis20: no, it's not your fault
LzyBrunette: i don't remember the other guy very much
Thetis20: i just don't remember the picture gthat well
LzyBrunette: but i had no problems with him
Thetis20: cause it was benji, not joel
Thetis20: which is a terrible thing to say, but it's the truth
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: billy's hair is shorter
LzyBrunette: i know
Thetis20: and black
Thetis20: and he looks adorable
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/ashaloo02/good%20charlotte/benji/greatoutdoors.j pg
LzyBrunette: nik is the one that's not benji
Thetis20: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Thetis20: yeah that's who i was talking about
LzyBrunette: he freaked me out cause he had a lot of the same tattoos as benj and it was just weird
Thetis20: but i was thinking of a different picture all together
LzyBrunette: yeah
Thetis20: a picture that may not even exist
Thetis20: i think i made the other picture up in my head
LzyBrunette: the one where i first saw him at the premere or party was the scary one
LzyBrunette: the pix with Nik, joel, benj, and the other guy
Thetis20: yeah
Thetis20: hambone
LzyBrunette: in that order
LzyBrunette: right
LzyBrunette: hambone, i have no problem with
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: but nik is a serial rapist
LzyBrunette: :-$
Thetis20: he reminds me of jeremy piven
Thetis20: hambone i mean
LzyBrunette: i don't think i'm sure what jeremy piven looks like
LzyBrunette: wait
LzyBrunette: yes i do
LzyBrunette: it just came to me
LzyBrunette: i think i'm delierious or something
Thetis20: awwwwwww did you see the cute benji one?
LzyBrunette: which one?
Thetis20: with the red and black jersey on
Thetis20: it's not huge
Thetis20: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/bEbE_MaDDeN/benjaamin.bmp
LzyBrunette: awww
LzyBrunette: bapf?
LzyBrunette: is that what it says?
Thetis20: i guess
Thetis20: i could figure it out
Thetis20: when i first looked at it i thought it said rape
LzyBrunette: ahhh
LzyBrunette: well i thought it was BAMF...bad ass mother fucker
Thetis20: what's bapf?
LzyBrunette: and i thought it was funny
Thetis20: oh haha
LzyBrunette: but i think it says bapf
LzyBrunette: which doesn't make sense
Thetis20: yeah
Thetis20: maybe joel made it for him
Thetis20: but misspelled the word he wanted it to say
Thetis20: "i forgot how to spell benji"
Thetis20: "so i just picked up some letter and glued them on"
Thetis20: *letters
LzyBrunette: hahah
LzyBrunette: "thanks joel..i like the little stars"
Thetis20: "yeah, i thought they would remind you of me"
Thetis20: "cause you know how you like to bite them"
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: "mmmm, joel
LzyBrunette: "
Thetis20: "oooooos yeah..... bite me hard benj......"
LzyBrunette: "I'll bite you real hard."
LzyBrunette: "And if you scream i'll spank you"
Thetis20: "i have a crayon benji......"
Thetis20: are you trying to seduce him with a crayon?
Thetis20: weirdo
LzyBrunette: "what color?
LzyBrunette: "
Thetis20: "blue.... of course"
Thetis20: joel, stop trying to color the jesus on your arm
Thetis20: it won't work
LzyBrunette: if you were joel and owned a studio, what would you call it
Thetis20: Joelio Studios
Thetis20: Big Papa Recordings
LzyBrunette: omg
Thetis20: what?
LzyBrunette: when i was talking to em, we came up with Big Daddy
Thetis20: "i like it when you call me big papa...."
Thetis20: shut up joel
Thetis20: really?
Thetis20: haha
LzyBrunette: cause i mean, joel is a dork and he's a father
Thetis20: Big Daddy reminds me of the golden girls
LzyBrunette: so he'd totally call it that
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: Big Papa is good
Thetis20: cause blanche used to call her father big daddy
LzyBrunette: oh yeah?
Thetis20: i really like golden girls
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: in case you couldn't tell
LzyBrunette: it's gonna be big papa
Thetis20: ok
LzyBrunette: I sit with Benji and Joel in a mixing room at Big Papa Studios, owned by Joel, as he and Benj go over the final mixes for Calling Card's debut.
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: "can i sing a song to benji?"
Thetis20: i guess so
LzyBrunette: oh man
Thetis20: "don't worry, it's a love song"
Thetis20: "this one's for you benjipoo......hey i rhymed! ok, here goes....."
Thetis20: "I like big butts and i can not lie, you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bity waist and round thing in your face you get sprung!...."
Thetis20: how romantic joel
LzyBrunette: hhahahahhaa
Thetis20: "do you like it benji?"
Thetis20: "i've been practicing"
Thetis20: "i've been singing it while me and beatrice do it"
Thetis20: yeah, it's a real mood killer too
LzyBrunette: "it sounded awesome"
Thetis20: you should have seen the dance that goes with it
LzyBrunette: benji calls out "uma" ever since we watched kill bill
Thetis20: i'm benj-atrice
Thetis20: sometimes i'm crayola
Thetis20: once i was slappy
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: ok,i'm gonna watch a movie
LzyBrunette: i like benj-atrice
LzyBrunette: ok
Thetis20: and take a nap
Thetis20: "and cuddle?"
LzyBrunette: alright
Thetis20: yes, and cuddle
LzyBrunette: "ooooooooo"
LzyBrunette: "we should do that!"
Thetis20: "no benji's allowed!"
Thetis20: "you can only cuddle if your name is fancypants or pumpkin butt"
LzyBrunette: "i mean cuddle with ashie"
Thetis20: "oh, sorry assface"
Thetis20: "i mean benji"
Thetis20: i'm cracking up right now
Thetis20: and it wasn't even that funny
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: ok, i'll talk to you later
LzyBrunette: ok
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