Thetis20: i miss you!

Auto response from LzyBrunette: sleepy so sleepy

Thetis20: and i'm totally sober right now
Thetis20: and i miss joel
Thetis20: it's a good thing he wasn't here last night
Thetis20: i was ridicoulsy drunk and i never want to be that drunk ever again in my life
Thetis20: ok, so i'm not sober right now

Auto response from LzyBrunette: sleepy so sleepy

Thetis20: well, not completly
Thetis20: it's 9:24 here and i think i'm still drunk
Thetis20: and i so did not hook up with the lead singer of the band last night cause i got too drunk
Thetis20: i want to kick myself for being that drunjk
Thetis20: and i have chocolate milk right now
Thetis20: it's really good
Thetis20: and i got a porkroll egg and cheese breakfast sandwich
Thetis20: from Blitz's
Thetis20: where i work
Thetis20: and dan was there, i love him
Thetis20: i walked in and he was like 'are you high?'
Thetis20: and i was like 'probably. i know i'm still drunk though'
Thetis20: and he laughed and hugged me and asked me if i wanted him to tuck me in to bed
Thetis20: i said no]
Thetis20 signed off at 7:33:51 am.
Thetis20 signed on at 7:36:05 am.
Thetis20 signed off at 10:47:16 am.
Thetis20 signed on at 10:50:39 am.
LzyBrunette: wow

Auto response from Thetis20: Sleeping.

LzyBrunette: what an evening
LzyBrunette: "we had fun too"
LzyBrunette: yes yes we did joel
LzyBrunette: "Yeah me and joel put on a show for asha...it made her very excited"
LzyBrunette: "I'm really tired now"
LzyBrunette: "Slappy and i worked overtime"
LzyBrunette: "that's right biatch!"
LzyBrunette: "Benji it is emotionally draining when you talk to me like that"
LzyBrunette: "shut up, You suck joel!"
LzyBrunette: "Not right now benji"
LzyBrunette: "i wanna go home!!"
LzyBrunette: "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeatrice!!!"
LzyBrunette: "No, joel, i need you to stay here"
LzyBrunette: "but she has chocolate milk"
LzyBrunette: "JOOOOOEEEEEEEL"
LzyBrunette: "BEEEEENJI"
LzyBrunette: alright boys. stop it
LzyBrunette: let's go eat breakfast
LzyBrunette: then we'll decide what to do
LzyBrunette: "Can i have joel for breakfast?"
LzyBrunette: shut up benji
LzyBrunette: "what? can i?"
LzyBrunette: "i do a body good!"
LzyBrunette: "slappy is recommended by 4 outta 5 docs!"
LzyBrunette: which doctors?

Auto response from Thetis20: Sleeping.

LzyBrunette: "dr. benji, dr. tony, dr. billy, and dr. chris...paul thinks we're sick"
LzyBrunette: Benji "Besides, paul's an orderly, hahahaha"
LzyBrunette: "Paul can send people to JAIL!?@!"
LzyBrunette: no joel and orderly works in a hospital
LzyBrunette: "oh i thought that meant the guys that yell 'orderly, orderly' in a court, ya know"
LzyBrunette: i know, joel, you're cute
LzyBrunette: "aww, thanks asha, you're cute too."
LzyBrunette: an*
LzyBrunette: "you look cute when you go doown on benji."
LzyBrunette: JOEL!
LzyBrunette: "he's right you know"
LzyBrunette: that was innappropriate
LzyBrunette: "You guys sure do eat weird stuff for breakfast"

Auto response from Thetis20: Sleeping.

Thetis20: wow
LzyBrunette: long night?
Thetis20: that was a lot of messages
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: actually it was a short night
Thetis20: because i got so drunk i had to be carried out of the bar
LzyBrunette: oh really?
LzyBrunette: ha
Thetis20: it was really embarassing
LzyBrunette: awww
Thetis20: i never want to be that drunk again
LzyBrunette: sorry kid
Thetis20: i never want to drink again
Thetis20: i think i'm gonna stop
LzyBrunette: hmmm
Thetis20: and i'm gonna quit smoking too
Thetis20: i don't smoke that much anyway
Thetis20: except when i drink
LzyBrunette: that's good
LzyBrunette: well see, hand in hand
Thetis20: my left boob got burned last night
Thetis20: i dropped a cigarette down my shirt
Thetis20: and into my bra
LzyBrunette: oowwwwwww
Thetis20: not fun
LzyBrunette: no not funat all
Thetis20: and i have glass in my knees
LzyBrunette: ouch
Thetis20: i had dried blood down my legs this morning
Thetis20: i need a babysitter
Thetis20: or a doctor at all times
LzyBrunette: awwww
LzyBrunette: "I can babysit!"
Thetis20: joely!!!!
LzyBrunette: actually joel i don't know how much help you'd be
Thetis20: i miss you!
LzyBrunette: "hey, i can sit on a baby as well as the next guy"
LzyBrunette: "besides, slappy makes sure fancypants stays in good working order, he doesn't like broken girls"
LzyBrunette: "i miss you too, but benji tied me up"
Thetis20: speaking of broken girls
Thetis20: i got the maroon 5 cd
Thetis20: even though i said i don't like them
Thetis20: because i really like she will be loved
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: what does broken girls have to do with that
Thetis20: and benji, untie y boyfriend
Thetis20: look for the girl with the broken smile
LzyBrunette: "Never BIATCH!"
Thetis20: ask her if she wants to stay a while
LzyBrunette: benji quit dancing around
Thetis20: i want my pumpkin butt
LzyBrunette: you really haven't lived until you;ve seen benji madden do the snoopy dance
Thetis20: haha
LzyBrunette: wearing little more than a smile
Thetis20: i need some love joely
Thetis20: hahaha
LzyBrunette: "Hey, i'm not naked..i'm wearing socks!"
Thetis20: bad thoughts
Thetis20: i need a back scratch
LzyBrunette: "Hey benji mr. wiggles needs a sock...like that anthony chili peppper guy"
Thetis20: haha
LzyBrunette: "SLAPPY WANTS TO SCRATCH YOUR BACK"
Thetis20: ew joel
Thetis20: i don't want slappy to do it
LzyBrunette: "he does!"
LzyBrunette: "then i don't wanna come back"
LzyBrunette: "HEY, i can't cross my arms"
Thetis20: but my boobs hurt
LzyBrunette: "beeeeeeeeennnjiiii, untie me!"
LzyBrunette: "NEVER!"
Thetis20: then will you make my boobs feel better benji?
LzyBrunette: joel you're tied with velcro
LzyBrunette: "Benji is a boob god!"
LzyBrunette: "he plays with my boobs all the time"
Thetis20: you don't have boobs joel
Thetis20: we've been over this
LzyBrunette: "Well he...does something..it feels good"
LzyBrunette: "what about those little things on my chest...huh, what are those called?"
Thetis20: nipples
Thetis20: not boobs
LzyBrunette: "NIPPLES!"
LzyBrunette: "Can i play with your nipples beatrice?"
LzyBrunette: benji untie joel
Thetis20: um.....
LzyBrunette: you're staying here
Thetis20: i really not gonna say no to that
Thetis20: *i'm
LzyBrunette: too late looks like joel finally figure out the velcro
LzyBrunette: "nooooooooooo, jooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeelllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy"
Thetis20: damn it
Thetis20: i wanted soe benji boob acton
Thetis20: action
Thetis20: some
LzyBrunette: "we can still do that,, later asha"
LzyBrunette: benji what about my boobs?
LzyBrunette: :'(
LzyBrunette: "nothing to cry about asha, don't be a baby"
Thetis20: so benji and joel are coming over?
LzyBrunette: looks like it
LzyBrunette: noooooooo, benji, you can't wear the red shirt
LzyBrunette: "i won't wear it for long"
Thetis20: don't forget your underwear boys
LzyBrunette: noooooo
LzyBrunette: i don't wanna go to work
Thetis20: what me do you have to go in?
LzyBrunette: 3:45
Thetis20: wow, that should have said time
Thetis20: not me
LzyBrunette: but i leave in like an hour, unless i can mooch a ride
LzyBrunette: i got it
Thetis20: i totally forgot you were 3 hours behind
LzyBrunette: ha
Thetis20: cause i just looked at the clock and was like it's 3:39
LzyBrunette: hehe
LzyBrunette: i'm so bored
Thetis20: did they leave yet?
LzyBrunette: and i think i'm gona miss school another sememster...i was so set on going
Thetis20: awwww
LzyBrunette: but i don't want to if i can't drive there
LzyBrunette: it's fucking far to take a bus
LzyBrunette: i take the bus everywhere else and i can't take it anymore
LzyBrunette: i can't even get out there to register
LzyBrunette: i'm so lame
LzyBrunette: yeah joel left a while ago
Thetis20: without benji?
LzyBrunette: benji just shut the door behind him
Thetis20: does he have a map
LzyBrunette: joel took off after he gpt the velcro undone
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: pantsless too i bet
LzyBrunette: yeah pretty much
Thetis20: so yesterday i was talking to Dan
Thetis20: and i told him that Punky Brewster is coming out on dvd and i was really excited
LzyBrunette: guy from your work?
LzyBrunette: it is?
LzyBrunette: cooooool
Thetis20: and he said, "Beatrice, you are Punky Brwester."
Thetis20: yeah the guy from work
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: and i got offended, but then i was like wait a min ute, punky's awesome
Thetis20: so now he calls me punky
Thetis20: he's so cute
LzyBrunette: awwwww
LzyBrunette: how sweet
Thetis20: he looks like a little boy
LzyBrunette: my mom yelled at me
Thetis20: but not as cute as joel
Thetis20: aw, sorry
LzyBrunette: now i really wanna stay home
Thetis20: so stay home
LzyBrunette: i can't
LzyBrunette: i'll feel too guilty
LzyBrunette: and too responsible
Thetis20: did you get my pm last night?
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: it was very cool and sweet
Thetis20: cutest picture ever http://img33.photobucket.com/albums/v98/Roxanne_2/Good%20Charlotte/fatal bert/8.jpg
LzyBrunette: yeah that's in the fat albert thread
Thetis20: i know
Thetis20: that's where i got it
LzyBrunette: i know
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: i have the video on my computer for a while now
Thetis20: *i've had
LzyBrunette: oh cool
Thetis20: his hair looks so good
Thetis20: but he's only n the video for like ten seconds
LzyBrunette: yup
LzyBrunette: damn it...i don't wanna get on the trolley
Thetis20: i particulary like the 'you suck' part of my pm
LzyBrunette: i hate not driving
LzyBrunette: yes
LzyBrunette: me too
Thetis20: i was cracking myself up pictuing that scene last night
LzyBrunette: yeah
Thetis20: i want pizza
Thetis20: or mcdonalds
Thetis20: mmmmmmmm mcdonalds
LzyBrunette: i want...benji
Thetis20: "HAPPY MEAL!!!!!!!"
Thetis20: joel's back
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: "I....want...a...happy meal....too...."
Thetis20: wow, benji runs fast
LzyBrunette: i wrote about jessa being dirty...
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: he can be fast when he wants to be
Thetis20: "let me at the boobs!"
Thetis20: "here they are benj!"
Thetis20: joel put your shirt down
LzyBrunette: hahaha
LzyBrunette: damnit...i have an hour
Thetis20: i really want mcdonalds
LzyBrunette: i do this everytime i close...i get all depressed
Thetis20: "hey joel, can i eat my happy meal off of you?"
LzyBrunette: whoa
Thetis20: "only if i can have your toy"
Thetis20: "no deal."
LzyBrunette: haa
LzyBrunette: i thought for sure benji'd be down
Thetis20: "it's a really good toy this week"
Thetis20: "mini bratz dolls"
Thetis20: "no joel"
Thetis20: "i was talking about the hot wheels cars. you know the BOYS toy"
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: fuck it...i'm calling in...
Thetis20: hahaha
LzyBrunette: my work pants are all messed up
LzyBrunette: and i don't have time to wash them
Thetis20: "maybe you should try diapers"
LzyBrunette: shut up joel
Thetis20: i don't think that what she meant joel
LzyBrunette: i hate to call in...but....goddamnit
Thetis20: "KIDZ BOP 6!!!!!!!! I NEED IT!!!!"
Thetis20: damn it joel
Thetis20: shut up
Thetis20: you're 25
LzyBrunette: goddamnit
Thetis20: "yeah joel, you're 25"
LzyBrunette: now i feel terrible
Thetis20: "yeah, well so are you!"
Thetis20: aw
Thetis20: don't
LzyBrunette: 2 people already called in
LzyBrunette: closers
Thetis20: i lke closing
Thetis20: like
LzyBrunette: i do...sometimes
Thetis20: it goes by faster
Thetis20: and it's more fun
LzyBrunette: opening goes by quicker
LzyBrunette: for me
Thetis20: but i also like mornings cause then you have the rest of the day to sleep
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: err
LzyBrunette: i feel really bad
Thetis20: i can't look down
Thetis20: i hate this feeling
Thetis20: i'm so embarassed
Thetis20: i have a bruise on my forhead too
Thetis20: fromt he toilet
Thetis20: from the
LzyBrunette: awwwww
Thetis20: rasberry stoli and sprite is dangerous
LzyBrunette: dude i should go to work...but now it looks like i've got no way to get there
LzyBrunette: and my mom's freaking out
Thetis20: cause you can't taste the vodka so you keep drinking then it hits you all at once, hard
Thetis20: that sucks
LzyBrunette: she's on drugs i'm sure of it
LzyBrunette: well i'm going to pick up my mom's paycheck with her...
LzyBrunette: i'm a bad employee
Thetis20: are you not going?
LzyBrunette: i just totally skip the day....
LzyBrunette: i called intowork
LzyBrunette: even though 2 other people already called it
Thetis20: it's ok, don't worry about it
LzyBrunette: ya know what, they'll deal...i can't worry about seaworld when i'm not there
Thetis20: seriously
Thetis20: you work a lot
LzyBrunette: i'm gonna wear my new slut earrings
Thetis20: slut earrings?
LzyBrunette: huge pink hoops
Thetis20: oh, haha
LzyBrunette: really big hoops seem slutty
LzyBrunette: i don't know why
Thetis20: yeah, i guess
Thetis20: i'm gonna go to mcdonalds
Thetis20: even though we're probably gonna eat dinner soon
LzyBrunette: did i tell you about my $250 shopping spree?
Thetis20: no, iread it on your boards
LzyBrunette: i went all out
Thetis20: haha
LzyBrunette: and i kept you in mind
Thetis20: me?
LzyBrunette: i was like beatrice would just buy it
Thetis20: haha, wow, i don't do that at all
Thetis20: i labor over purchases
LzyBrunette: but you shop alot
LzyBrunette: i never do
Thetis20: should i get it? do i need it? does it cost too much?
Thetis20: no i don't
LzyBrunette: that's what i did
Thetis20: i only shopped so much because we were going away and i needed clothes
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: well i still thought about you
Thetis20: ok
Thetis20: i did go to TJMAxx the other day
Thetis20: and target
Thetis20: two days in a row
LzyBrunette: i was gonna go to target, but i went to mervyns instead
LzyBrunette: they had a huge sale
Thetis20: even though the closest target to me is halfway back to my house at home
LzyBrunette: whoa
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: target and mervyns are right next door to each other
LzyBrunette: dwn by my work
Thetis20: i don't know what mervyns is
Thetis20: we don't have those
LzyBrunette: oh really?
Thetis20: nope
LzyBrunette: it's like sears or jc penneys
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: only trying to be a little younger
Thetis20: ok
LzyBrunette: i just found ut it's owned my target
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: and that they're selling it...so they're having a lot of sales
LzyBrunette: by target*
Thetis20: i'm starvng
Thetis20: i'm gonna go to mickey d's
Thetis20: "yes!"
LzyBrunette: ok
Thetis20: i'll be back
LzyBrunette: one question
Thetis20: ?
LzyBrunette: black or white earrings?
Thetis20: black?
LzyBrunette: ok
Thetis20: ok
LzyBrunette: i know that was weird
LzyBrunette: later
Thetis20: be back in a bit
LzyBrunette: ok

Auto response from Thetis20: It's fo da Shorties.

Thetis20: "Jooooeeellllllllll!!!! Stop sticking french fries up my nose!"

Auto response from LzyBrunette: I've come down with the sickness
and you just listen to the Cure
I just need some silence
I think sometimes we all need some peace and quiet.

Thetis20: "but it's funny, benj"
Thetis20: "you look like a walrus"
Thetis20: joel, a walrus?
Thetis20: "you know, they have tose big teeth"
Thetis20: but not coming out of their noses weirdo
Thetis20: "yeah, joel, if i wanted to look like a walrus, i'd put the french fries under my lip, like this, and then clap my hands together and say 'arf! arf! arf!'"
Thetis20: "trust me, i know, asha works at sea world"
Thetis20: "asha, we're putting on a concert for beatrice!"

Auto response from LzyBrunette: I've come down with the sickness
and you just listen to the Cure
I just need some silence
I think sometimes we all need some peace and quiet.

Thetis20: "she really likes it!"
Thetis20: it's hilarious
Thetis20: "You make me wanna LaLa in the kitchen on floor, I'll be you're french maid...."
Thetis20: "You can be my french maid joel"
LzyBrunette: hahaha
LzyBrunette: i like that song
LzyBrunette: but it's a tad disturbing
LzyBrunette: since she seems so young
Thetis20: she's 19 isn't she?
LzyBrunette: yeah, but she seems younger
Thetis20: ok
LzyBrunette: and the whole "lala" thing, just sounds kinda childish...but i really like that song
Thetis20: me too
LzyBrunette: now i'm gonna play it...
Thetis20: my favorite song on the cd is the last one
Thetis20: i'm in love with it
LzyBrunette: oh i just heard Rick james died this morning
Thetis20: really?
LzyBrunette: yeah
Thetis20: how?
LzyBrunette: in his sleep
LzyBrunette: natural causes
Thetis20: awww
LzyBrunette: 56, man
Thetis20: that's sad
LzyBrunette: that's really young
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: but they reported it on my local alterna rock station and then played Super Freak
LzyBrunette: i thought that was nice...nice that they could do that without worrying about breaking the playlist
LzyBrunette: but anyway...i realized something...
LzyBrunette: jessa...that girl's a super freak...
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: is she kinky?
LzyBrunette: she is sorta
LzyBrunette: she likes the boys in the band as well
LzyBrunette: i also think i'd like to hear a rock version of "I Got You Babe"
LzyBrunette: i thnk alot being the passenger
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: i want to make out with him in this picture http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/Seagoddess81/hotsex.jpg
Thetis20: so bad
LzyBrunette: oh yes!
Thetis20: he looks so lickable
Thetis20: and kissable
LzyBrunette: i like "Love me for me" on ashlee's cd
Thetis20: and fuckable
Thetis20: yeah, it's ok
LzyBrunette: "Next thing you know you'll be using my toothpaste..."
LzyBrunette: i love that
Thetis20: oh yeah i like that song
Thetis20: i don't know what they're called
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: i had to look it up
LzyBrunette: this looks like yours
LzyBrunette: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/ashaloo02/stolen/joelprayblend.jpg
Thetis20: yeah it does
Thetis20: i hate that picture of him
Thetis20: he looks so fucking gay
LzyBrunette: aww
LzyBrunette: i like it
Thetis20: way to much eye makeup
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: applied too perfectly
LzyBrunette: that's true
Thetis20: i bet benji did it for him
LzyBrunette: hahahah
Thetis20: but i like the tattoo shot better than mine
Thetis20: it makes me want to lick and suck on his collarbone
LzyBrunette: i thought it was the same shot
Thetis20: damn i am horny today
Thetis20: it's bigger
Thetis20: or closer
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: it's good and healthy to horny
LzyBrunette: to be*
LzyBrunette: i can't sing Lala
LzyBrunette: my voice makes the really terrible sound
Thetis20: i can't sing
Thetis20: anything
LzyBrunette: i can't do high...funny they put me in soprano range in choir
Thetis20: did you see movie house yet?
LzyBrunette: no
LzyBrunette: when's it on
LzyBrunette: i keep forgetting to check
Thetis20: i think tonight at 12:30 and tomorrow moring at 10:30
Thetis20: maybe
Thetis20: it was on last night too
Thetis20: i watched it
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: damnit
Thetis20: joel says lovely
LzyBrunette: you told me
Thetis20: it was adorable
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: well you tld me he says "lovely"
LzyBrunette: haha, i like the benji crying whiel getting tatted and getting ice cream afterwards
Thetis20: the sky looks really pretty right now
Thetis20: "let's do it"
Thetis20: no joel
Thetis20: "damn it"
LzyBrunette: ashlee reminds me of avril, michelle branch, and duff
Thetis20: ew no
Thetis20: i don't think so
LzyBrunette: she does to me
LzyBrunette: whoo hoo...go me
LzyBrunette: i finally figured out the cool picture site i joined
LzyBrunette: the one with the REALLY awesome Hailey Madden GC pix
Thetis20: haha
LzyBrunette: i went to it once and then i found out it didn't cost money like wireimage or something
LzyBrunette: and i joined
LzyBrunette: but i forgot to add it to my faves and couldn't remember it
LzyBrunette: it was really easy too
LzyBrunette: i feel dumb
LzyBrunette: musicpictures.com
LzyBrunette: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/ashaloo02/good%20charlotte/joel/mmmjoel.jpg
LzyBrunette: yum yum
Thetis20: holy poop on a stick
Thetis20: so sexy
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: why does he have to be so sexy and not here?
LzyBrunette: awwwww
Thetis20: i bet he's really warm
LzyBrunette: awww
Thetis20: and gives good hugs
Thetis20: good tight hugs
LzyBrunette: that's really wsweet
LzyBrunette: i think about those things
LzyBrunette: benji gave me my best hug ever
LzyBrunette: in my dreams
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: i was like when did you meet benji and not tell me?!
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: that would be sweet
LzyBrunette: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/ashaloo02/good%20charlotte/joel/whahappen.jpg
LzyBrunette: look at the beautiful man
Thetis20: ahhhhhh scary joel
LzyBrunette: i like it
LzyBrunette: i have a scarier one
LzyBrunette: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/ashaloo02/good%20charlotte/joel/scaryjoely.jpg
Thetis20: i like that one
Thetis20: he looks angry
LzyBrunette: this is the most unattractive picture of benji EVER
LzyBrunette: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/ashaloo02/good%20charlotte/benji/unattractive.jp g
LzyBrunette: face wise
LzyBrunette: i'd take the picture neck down
Thetis20: aw, it's not so bad
LzyBrunette: ew
Thetis20: mmmmmm those shoulders
LzyBrunette: hehe
LzyBrunette: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/ashaloo02/good%20charlotte/twins/sexface.jpg
LzyBrunette: "hey joel looks like that before he...
LzyBrunette: "
LzyBrunette: BENJI!
Thetis20: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
LzyBrunette: benji has a sex face too
Thetis20: mmmmhhmmmmm
LzyBrunette: i love it
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: benji making a "you like that huh?" kinda face
Thetis20: joel has an 'i'm coloring!' kinda face
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: or an 'i'm about to color'
Thetis20: kinda face
LzyBrunette: "or like I said he looks like that right before he goes...um...ya know..downtown"
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: "stop talking about my sex faces!!!!"
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: "hehe, i said sex"
LzyBrunette: "but they're so cute joely
LzyBrunette: "
Thetis20: when did you go home benji?
Thetis20: "i kicked him out"
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: why?
Thetis20: "he wasn't treating Slappy right"
Thetis20: "called him a dirty dirty boy"
Thetis20: "but i gave him a bath this morning!"
Thetis20: maybe he was saying dirty like kinky joel
LzyBrunette: "that was called pillow talk joel"
Thetis20: not dirty like unclean
LzyBrunette:
STOP in the name of love
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/ashaloo02/good%20charlotte/twins/stop.jpg
Thetis20: how cute
LzyBrunette: i love finding new pix
Thetis20: "that's what i do when i seranade beatrice"
Thetis20: it's cute joely
LzyBrunette: hehe
Thetis20: i love you showing me new pix
Thetis20: cause i'm lazy
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: i'm about to get ALL the hailey madden shots
LzyBrunette: cause they're the grestest ever
Thetis20: i need a shower
Thetis20: i stink ike abar
Thetis20: like
LzyBrunette: ewwwww
LzyBrunette: "i used to have a girlfriend that tasted like an ashtray"
LzyBrunette: and you flaunt that info?
Thetis20: did he actually say that?
LzyBrunette: no
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: that was MY benji
Thetis20: ok
LzyBrunette: that'd be funny though
Thetis20: "do i taste good beatrice?"
Thetis20: yes you do joel
LzyBrunette: benji's prepared to suck
LzyBrunette: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/ashaloo02/good%20charlotte/benji/suck.jpg
Thetis20: you taste like candy
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: "here comes slappy!!"
Thetis20: joel!
LzyBrunette: hahaha
Thetis20: put that away
LzyBrunette: hahaha
LzyBrunette: heehehe
Thetis20: i'm gonna go take ashower
Thetis20: "can i come?"
LzyBrunette: ok
Thetis20: yes, let's go
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: "score!"
Thetis20: be back
Thetis20: i'll
LzyBrunette: okie
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: "i wanna score?"
LzyBrunette: "can i score?"
LzyBrunette: sure let's play scrabble

Auto response from Thetis20: I'm not breathing, I'm suffocating without you
Do you feel it too?
When I'm in the dark and all alone
Dreaming that you'll walk right through my door
It's there I know my heart is whole
There's a million reasons why I cry
Hold my covers tight and close my eyes
'Cause I don't want to be alone
'Cause I can't fake it and I can't hate
BUt it's my heart that about to break
You're all I need 'm on my knees
Watch me bleed, would you listen please
I give in I breathe out, I want you
There's no doubt
I freak out, I'm left out, without you
I'm without
I cross out, I can't doubt, I cry out, I reach out
Don't walk away, don't walk away, don't walk away, don't walk away

LzyBrunette: "scrabble? asha, that's not funny"
LzyBrunette: "mr. wiggles was excited"
LzyBrunette: strip scrabble dummy
LzyBrunette: "there's a such thing as strip scrabble??"
LzyBrunette: sure
LzyBrunette: youtake out the scrabble box, lay it out on the table, strip and fuck under the table
LzyBrunette: if you play correctly the little tiles fall on the floor
LzyBrunette: "mr wiggles likes to play smart people games"
LzyBrunette: "Wow, joel, you shoulda seen that"

Auto response from LzyBrunette: STOP!

Hammer Time!

LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: "So is computer chair sex!"
LzyBrunette: "we're like gymnastic people"
LzyBrunette: gymnysts?
LzyBrunette: "yeah them"
Thetis20: "we went for a car ride"
Thetis20: "it was so fun"
LzyBrunette: alrighty
Thetis20: fun? what are you? a dog?
LzyBrunette: hehe
LzyBrunette: "ruff"
LzyBrunette: yes we already knew you were a dog benji
Thetis20: "well i did have my head out the window the whole time"
Thetis20: "meow"
LzyBrunette: hahaha
Thetis20: "oh wait"
LzyBrunette: hahaha
Thetis20: "bark bark bark"
Thetis20: shut up joel
Thetis20: "can i have a treat?"
LzyBrunette: "Ruff bark, yip yip"
Thetis20: "another treat i mean"
Thetis20: "that shower sex was a pretty awesome treat"
LzyBrunette: "Ruff ruff, yip, bark ruff"
LzyBrunette: benji quit trying to speak dog
LzyBrunette: "Cash understands me"
LzyBrunette: no one understands you
Thetis20: "i understand you benji"
Thetis20: "and stop callng me that"
LzyBrunette: hahaha
Thetis20: "and i don't pick my butt"
LzyBrunette: "Ruff"
LzyBrunette: "Bark yip yip, bark ruff, yip"
LzyBrunette: "WHINEEEEEE"
LzyBrunette: benji stop
Thetis20: "stop!!! beatrice!"
LzyBrunette: "asha oh asha i think i have fleas"
Thetis20: "he's calling me a bad name"
LzyBrunette: "scratch my fleas"
LzyBrunette: no
LzyBrunette: "Please i can't reach they itch, they itch, my FLEEAAAASSS"
Thetis20: "we're having dinner"
Thetis20: "you're making me sick"
LzyBrunette: benji's acting crazy
Thetis20: "and you say I'M the special one"
LzyBrunette: he;s rolling around on his back trying to scratch it
Thetis20: "is he dragging his butt ont he floor?"
LzyBrunette: his paws...i mean legs and hands are up in the air
Thetis20: like you do?
Thetis20: "i have to do it. my butt gets itchy"
LzyBrunette: he also has his tongue hanging out of his mouth
LzyBrunette: "*sniff sniff* mmm, girl!"
Thetis20: "i like benji's tongue"
LzyBrunette: benji get out of there
Thetis20: benji you perv
LzyBrunette: i like his tongue too...:-*
LzyBrunette: "oh really!"
LzyBrunette: benji!!
LzyBrunette: oo
Thetis20: "he's talented with that thing"
LzyBrunette: stop!
LzyBrunette: "don't you mean don't stop?"
LzyBrunette: no i mean stop...i'm online
LzyBrunette: "fine i'm gonna lick myself"
LzyBrunette: you're sick
Thetis20: "i can't believe i'm missing this!"
Thetis20: joel! get back here!
LzyBrunette: sick sick sick and perverted
Thetis20: "but i was gonna watch!"
LzyBrunette: whoa
LzyBrunette: and flexible
Thetis20: hahaha
Thetis20: ewwwwww
LzyBrunette: i, i didn't know you could do that benji
LzyBrunette: "me either isn't it great?"
Thetis20: um....joel?
Thetis20: "yes beatrice?"
Thetis20: do you think you could maybe stop humpng the wall?
LzyBrunette: Lemme help you with that benji...
LzyBrunette: "i think with some practice and exersizes i could suck myself"
Thetis20: "well what else am i supposed to hump? you're ignoring me!"
LzyBrunette: god benji
LzyBrunette: have you no shame?
LzyBrunette: "no i don't actually"
LzyBrunette: "i lost it in a horrible accident in 6th grade"
Thetis20: "he really doesn't."
LzyBrunette: ice cream man
Thetis20: "once we went grocery shopping with beatrice and we got lost and i was crying and slappy was crying and benji gave slappy a kiss to make him feel better. in the cookie aisle"
Thetis20: "ICE CREAM!!!"
LzyBrunette: damn it
LzyBrunette: that damn ice cream man
LzyBrunette: he's a fucking phantom
Thetis20: "i'm going to marry and ice cream man"
LzyBrunette: i can hear the music but i can't find him
Thetis20: "so i can get free ice cream"
LzyBrunette: hhaaha
Thetis20: "in exchange for sex"
Thetis20: "it's a win win situation"
LzyBrunette: you could just stand there and look pretty too
Thetis20: "i'm good at that"
LzyBrunette: "i'm gonna marry the owner of a restraunt"
Thetis20: "beatrice makes me do it a lot here"
LzyBrunette: "then i can eat alll kinds of food"
LzyBrunette: fatso!
LzyBrunette: "hey, that was hurtful"
Thetis20: "i like food"
Thetis20: "and sex"
Thetis20: "can we eat and have sex at the same time later beatrice?"
Thetis20: i don't think it works that way joel
LzyBrunette: wow, that'd be messy
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: "you know me, i like it messy"
Thetis20: stop humping the wall!!!!
LzyBrunette: yes, i know benji
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: "i can't help it!!"
Thetis20: "it's clling out to me
Thetis20: oh my god
LzyBrunette: "Hump me joel!"
Thetis20: these people behind me have their music so fucking loud
LzyBrunette: "color on me"
Thetis20: it's so annoying
LzyBrunette: neighbors?
Thetis20: "i'm not allowed to come over"
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: "i was pretneding to be your wall"
Thetis20: "the big jerk won't let me leave the house"
LzyBrunette: whoa
LzyBrunette: who you calling big jerk?
Thetis20: "she said we have something special to do later"
Thetis20: i am not a jerk joel
Thetis20: and if you want to go, then go
Thetis20: you just won't get your present that's all
Thetis20: "present?!?!"
Thetis20: "you never said it was a present
Thetis20: "
LzyBrunette: "asha i want ice cream"
Thetis20: "that's a completely different story"
LzyBrunette: me too, find the ice cream man and you can have a push up pop
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: "hey i wanna present!"
Thetis20: "i like push up pops"
Thetis20: i know joel, i've seen what you do to them
Thetis20: "they remind me of mr. wiggles"
LzyBrunette: "Asha likes big sticks"
LzyBrunette: they remind me of mr. wiggles:-*
Thetis20: "Slappy feels lonely"
LzyBrunette: ya know i bet benji and joel aren't very big
LzyBrunette: they're not very big guys
Thetis20: "what's wrong boy? you're ok right? yes you are, you good boy!"
Thetis20: you never know
LzyBrunette: i know
Thetis20: oh do you?
LzyBrunette: but you'd think think they'd be preportionate
LzyBrunette: is that the right word
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: i bet benji's big
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: for his stature
Thetis20: joel's probably average
Thetis20: they're so ugly
Thetis20: they gross me out
LzyBrunette: ha
LzyBrunette: they interest me
LzyBrunette: i feel so sick saying that
Thetis20: they're weird
LzyBrunette: but it's true
Thetis20: i mean, they are fun, but they're gross
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: it's such a bad thing to think about...
Thetis20: did you see my 'what if?' post?
Thetis20: what is?
Thetis20: penis'?
LzyBrunette: i keep thinking about how big they really are
Thetis20: "beatrice said penis!!!!"
LzyBrunette: now just b and j's
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: i think about them a lot too
LzyBrunette: yeah...i saw that..i mentioned it earlier
Thetis20: "you naughty girls"
Thetis20: "let's do it"
Thetis20: oh. when?
Thetis20: i don't remember seeing it
LzyBrunette: LzyBrunette: haha, i like the benji crying whiel getting tatted and getting ice cream afterwards
LzyBrunette: when we were talking about joel on movie house
Thetis20: oh. totally missed that
Thetis20: sorry
LzyBrunette: it's ok
LzyBrunette: it was really funny
Thetis20: "benji's a cry baby"
Thetis20: "not like me. i'm all man"
LzyBrunette: i love your joel icon
LzyBrunette: i just keep staring
Thetis20: oh really? hey look at that spider next to your head joel
Thetis20: "AHHHHHHHHH!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!!"
Thetis20: "i mean, it's cool. 'sup, dude?"
LzyBrunette: hahaaha
LzyBrunette: hahaha
Thetis20: talking to him joel?
LzyBrunette: i just spit out coke on my keyboard
Thetis20: "he says his name is Bob. He works in construction"
LzyBrunette: hahaha
Thetis20: "mostly webs"
LzyBrunette: god that's great
Thetis20: hey, i'm drinking coke too
Thetis20: i crack myself up
LzyBrunette: that was really really funny
LzyBrunette: did you ever read Twin Radar?
Thetis20: some of itt
Thetis20: t
Thetis20: it
LzyBrunette: did you read the part with the walkie talkies
LzyBrunette: and the codenames
Thetis20: yes
LzyBrunette: i love that part
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: "what's this for?"
"Operation Benji's pants down" Joel explained and smeared black grease across allie's cheeks. "Beautiful."
"ooh do me do me!" oskar ran to Joel. He rubbed some on her nose. "can I do Chris?"
"Hell yeah!" Chris shouted. "I mean, yeah, okay, it's cool."

Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: i like operation benji's pants down
LzyBrunette: "Code names established? Commence mission." Joel looked at his watch as if noting the time ignoring that the time was wrong. "Hotpants and I will cover peeping Tom, boo boo kitty fuck, just minky your look out/ crowd control. Can I get a 'whoa team'?"

No one answered. Joel rolled his eyes.

"Just go."

LzyBrunette: me too
Thetis20: that always cracks me up
Thetis20: haha, hotpants
Thetis20: "that's like fancypants"
LzyBrunette: i know
LzyBrunette: how ironic
Thetis20: very good joel
LzyBrunette: i suddenly miss oskar very much
Thetis20: awww
LzyBrunette: cause of twin radar
LzyBrunette: and cause liz just came on and said "hi" and then i said "hey ho" and oskar always used to go "who you calling a ho?"
LzyBrunette: aww
LzyBrunette: ok not gonna be sad
LzyBrunette: oskar always cheered me up if i was sad...she refused to let me be sad
LzyBrunette: so...joel still humping the wall?
LzyBrunette: what happened?

Auto response from Thetis20: "Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass."

Thetis20: sorry
Thetis20: i went to do my laundry
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: ok
Thetis20: then i got caught up in cleaning my room
LzyBrunette: oh
Thetis20: but, yes, joel is still humping the wall
LzyBrunette: undiscovered it on again
Thetis20: "i'm practicing"
LzyBrunette: is*
Thetis20: i jujst had the cd on
Thetis20: just
LzyBrunette: weirdness
Thetis20: now i'm listening to morrissey
Thetis20: surprise surprise
LzyBrunette: ha
Thetis20: and joel's singing along
Thetis20: while humping the wall
Thetis20: i think he's pretending the wall is morrissey
Thetis20: "hey, i like the guy. what can i say?"
LzyBrunette: oh god joel
Thetis20: you better not hump everyone you like
Thetis20: or we're breaking up
Thetis20: i don't date sluts joel
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: "i'm not a slut. benji's the slut in the family."
LzyBrunette: "YO!"
Thetis20: "hey, every family has one."
Thetis20: "right bob?"
Thetis20: "bob says his sister is a slut"
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: i heard tony might be on the new cd
LzyBrunette: ooo
LzyBrunette: i heard they were working nm guest spots
LzyBrunette: on*
Thetis20: yeah
LzyBrunette: cool if it's tony
Thetis20: maybe morrissey will be ont he album
Thetis20: they share a practice soace
LzyBrunette: ha
Thetis20: space
LzyBrunette: that would be neat
LzyBrunette: joel would die
Thetis20: joel sang with his band
Thetis20: but morrissey wasn't there
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: i remember
Thetis20: i wish i could have seen his face
Thetis20: i bet he was so excited
Thetis20: and that akes me really happy
LzyBrunette: yeah
Thetis20: makes
Thetis20: he probably looked so adorable
Thetis20: singing and smiling
LzyBrunette: awwww
LzyBrunette: yeah
Thetis20: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/CrippledSkies/JoelSuperStar1.gif
Thetis20: how cute is he?
LzyBrunette: awwwwwwww
LzyBrunette: sweet
Thetis20: benji has nice cheeks bones http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v414/gc_luver08/twins5.jpg
LzyBrunette: yup
LzyBrunette: i love that picture
Thetis20: yeah
Thetis20: i want to be betty rubble for halloween
LzyBrunette: hey
LzyBrunette: my mom was once
Thetis20: yes?
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: and my dad was barney
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: aw, cute
LzyBrunette: but since his last name is Hubbell...it was betty and barney Hubbell, instead
Thetis20: find anymore new pics?
LzyBrunette: i stopped looking
Thetis20: ok
LzyBrunette: but there was a whole page i didn't go to
Thetis20: is it wrong that benji's amy lee dance turns me on beyond belief?
LzyBrunette: no
LzyBrunette: not at all
Thetis20: good
Thetis20: cause it does
Thetis20: that's the kind of thing that makes me think he'd be awesome in bed
Thetis20: i bet he has little moves
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: one can hope
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: joel probably sucks
LzyBrunette: awww
LzyBrunette: no
Thetis20: he doesn't have very good hp movements
Thetis20: hip
LzyBrunette: he's probably all soft though
Thetis20: well, he kinda does
Thetis20: yeah
Thetis20: awwwwwwwww
Thetis20: really sweet and slow
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: gotta love that
Thetis20: lots of kisses
LzyBrunette: uh huh
Thetis20: i want one
LzyBrunette: aww...reminds me i gotta go back and finish that alex/joel scene
Thetis20: oooooo
LzyBrunette: i think about the 'Joely' thing alot
LzyBrunette: benji and jessa somehow don't have that
Thetis20: mmmmm joel sex
Thetis20: i bet he can be an animal when he wants to be
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: god this is hot
Thetis20: what? talking about joel having sex?
LzyBrunette: yeah
Thetis20: i like his hips a lot too
Thetis20: benji and joel have really nice hips
LzyBrunette: it's all tender husband/wife sex, but it's so sexy
Thetis20: oh the joel alex sex
LzyBrunette: "oh joely" she whispered, softly moaning my name.

I liked when she said my name like that. I think some people would think it's weird to be called by such a babyish name, but I'd die before I told anyone my wife called me Joely when I made love to her. it was just one of those intimate details that stayed trapped between us, between our bodies when they met and became one another. Where I ended and she began I didn't know, didn't need to know. I just needed to be in her.

Her legs wrapped tighter, her hands clenching around my wrists, chest arching upwards to press her hips to mine.

Thetis20: mmmmmm
Thetis20: billy and joel were on some video game show or awards or something tonight
LzyBrunette: the one with PP!
Thetis20: billy:: we play so many video games we get them confused with real life

joel::yeah, i hijacked an old lady's mercedes on the way here

LzyBrunette: g-pheoria
Thetis20: silly boys
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: i guess
LzyBrunette: phantom planet played it
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: i can't watch it
Thetis20: i never heard of it
Thetis20: me either
LzyBrunette: i don;t have dish
LzyBrunette: now i'm more upset
Thetis20: i don't have a dish either
Thetis20: don't be upset
Thetis20: i don't care when i miss little stuff like that
LzyBrunette: but it's two things
LzyBrunette: Her legs wrapped tighter, her hands clenching around my wrists, chest arching upwards to press her hips to mine. This was it. what happened next was a series of ooo's, ahh's, grunts groans. The muscles inside her grabbing hold of me and squeezing. I pushed in deeper screwing my eyes shut and cursing as I emptied and she cried out, louder and more throaty.
Thetis20: mmmmmm
Thetis20: joel
Thetis20: so hot
Thetis20: "i told you i was a sex master."
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: "wanna do it?"
LzyBrunette: that you are
Thetis20: not now joel
Thetis20: later
Thetis20: "ok...... now?"
Thetis20: i'll tell you when
LzyBrunette: hehe
Thetis20: i totally just had a mental image of joel humping a wall
Thetis20: it was hot and funny at the same time
LzyBrunette: mwahahaha
Thetis20: have you ever seen this icon? http://userpic.livejournal.com/12620277/1043885
LzyBrunette: no haha
Thetis20: ilove it
LzyBrunette: yeah
Thetis20: it's so funny
LzyBrunette: i'm ten seconds from using it
Thetis20: i don't know who ade it
Thetis20: it's someone from lj
LzyBrunette: yeah ok
Thetis20: i'll brb
LzyBrunette: i've never been on lj ever, you know that
LzyBrunette: i'm going to get ice cream
Thetis20: i'm changing the family situation in my story

Auto response from LzyBrunette: hey, leave me a message

LzyBrunette: what do you mean?
Thetis20: alex and kelly are going to be jamie and shane's step siblings
Thetis20: and there is going to be a step father
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: are kelly and jamie still gonna be close?
Thetis20: and i think i figured out why the band broke up
Thetis20: and why shane hates chris so much
Thetis20: and what happened to jamie
Thetis20: yeah, really close
LzyBrunette: ooooo
LzyBrunette: this is the most dissatisfying ice cream ever
LzyBrunette: chocolate fudge brownie with NO brownies
Thetis20: stupid AIM
LzyBrunette: ahhhhhhhhhhh
LzyBrunette: fucker
Thetis20: i think i'm gonna go to bed
Thetis20: i have to work at 7
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: ok
LzyBrunette: damn it
LzyBrunette: i work late tomorrow
Thetis20: "yes! it's finally cuddle time!"
LzyBrunette: so i won't see you
Thetis20: i'm off sunday
Thetis20: i'll be up tomorrow night
LzyBrunette: oo me too
LzyBrunette: but i won't be home til 3am your time
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: well, i might be up
LzyBrunette: ok
Thetis20: ik only sleep at night if i have to work early the next day
LzyBrunette: night
Thetis20: night
Thetis20: "nighty night ashie"
Thetis20: "night poopface"
LzyBrunette: "Hey i heard that!"
Thetis20: "good"
LzyBrunette: "cocksucker!"
Thetis20: "i'm gonna get some"
LzyBrunette: "i already did!"
Thetis20: "was that supposed to be an insult?"
LzyBrunette: "shut up moronface"
Thetis20: "yeah, but i have a special present waiting for me"
Thetis20: "and you don't"
LzyBrunette: "I have a present don't i asha"
LzyBrunette: oh...
LzyBrunette: uuh, sure
LzyBrunette: "see!"
Thetis20: "haha, she's lying to you!'
Thetis20: "dumbass"
LzyBrunette: "Joel's mean"
LzyBrunette: awww baby don't cry
Thetis20: "i'm sorry benji. i didn't mean to make you cry."
Thetis20: "wanna play wth bob?"
Thetis20: "hey, bob! come here!"
Thetis20: "bob?"
Thetis20: "BOB?"
Thetis20: "Bob, where are you!?!?"
LzyBrunette: oh no
Thetis20: uh, try looking in that tissue in the trash can
Thetis20: "OH MY GOD!!! YOU KILLED BOB!!!!"
LzyBrunette: hahaha
Thetis20: "my poor little bobbers"
Thetis20: "how could you?"
Thetis20: "Why do you have to kill all my friends!?!?"
LzyBrunette: hahahaha
LzyBrunette: tahta made me laugh too hard
Thetis20: stop whining, you were afraid of him
LzyBrunette: that*
Thetis20: will you stop crying if we do it?
LzyBrunette: benji;s inconsolable
Thetis20: "i don't know, i mean, bob was a really good friend and- holy crap you get naked fast!"
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: tell him to think about boobs
LzyBrunette: "show me your boobs"
Thetis20: or flash him
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: "Was that my present?!"
LzyBrunette: "you sly cat"
LzyBrunette: "i TOLD you she had a present for me!"
Thetis20: "my present's better"
LzyBrunette: "impossible
LzyBrunette: "
LzyBrunette: "nothings better than asha's boobs"
Thetis20: "it involves actual sex"
LzyBrunette: "i like boobies"
Thetis20: ok, i have to get to bed
LzyBrunette: ok
Thetis20: night
LzyBrunette: night