LzyBrunette: "hey joel remember our video for the young and a hopeless?"

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Auto response from Thetis20: I'm sick of always hearing
Sappy love songs on the radio
This place is fucking cursed in its plague
And I can never escape when my heart it explodes

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LzyBrunette: "asha's made her room look like that"
LzyBrunette: just help me clean it up.
LzyBrunette: "it was bad, so i held her"
LzyBrunette: "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
LzyBrunette: omg, benji that hurt
LzyBrunette: "AUNTS!"
LzyBrunette: no benji those are ANTS!
LzyBrunette: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
LzyBrunette: "ANTS!"
Thetis20: "we're making t-shirts"

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Auto response from LzyBrunette: hey, leave me a message

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Thetis20: "mine says 'hot sex'"
Thetis20: "i wanted to make slappy one, but beatrice said no"
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: "i got to kill ants!"

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Auto response from Thetis20: I'm sick of always hearing
Sappy love songs on the radio
This place is fucking cursed in its plague
And I can never escape when my heart it explodes

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LzyBrunette: "and give asha mouth to mouth"
LzyBrunette: it's a bad idea to kill household pests with air freshener
Thetis20: "it'
Thetis20: "it's also a bad idea to throw a fit over a t-shirt for your slappy"
Thetis20: "i got punished"
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: "and not in the good way"
LzyBrunette: that's what you get
Thetis20: "but he really wanted one"
LzyBrunette: there are literally tons of ants all over my room right now
LzyBrunette: and they are biting me!
Thetis20: "want me to talk to them"
Thetis20: "i speak spider"
Thetis20: "it's a similar language"
Thetis20: joel shut up
LzyBrunette: yeah tell them to fuck off
LzyBrunette: and DIE
Thetis20: "i'm not allowed to say that word"
LzyBrunette: my room is in wirse shape than it was
Thetis20: says who?
LzyBrunette: worse*
Thetis20: "benji told me not to say it, cause he knows you like it"
Thetis20: so you listen to him?
Thetis20: you ass
LzyBrunette: "I'm his BIG brother!"
LzyBrunette: "You're just a slappy hole!"
LzyBrunette: BENJI!
LzyBrunette: Get out
LzyBrunette: "but who's gonna kill the ants?"
LzyBrunette: out!
Thetis20: it's ok
Thetis20: joel's moving out anyway
LzyBrunette: ha
Thetis20: "what??!!"
Thetis20: i said, you're moving out
Thetis20: "wh-why?"
Thetis20: cause i said so
LzyBrunette: he's gonna cry
Thetis20: i'm not very happy with you right now
Thetis20: so go
Thetis20: "ok....."
Thetis20: "where should i go?"
Thetis20: i don't know, you do have a house you know
Thetis20: "...but it's scary in there"
Thetis20: go
LzyBrunette: awww
LzyBrunette: i'm sorry joel
LzyBrunette: you can't live here
Thetis20: "i'm an orphan"
Thetis20: you have a mother
Thetis20: you're not an orphan
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: i think i'm dying
LzyBrunette: i like poke my arm in the middle of the night and wake up bruised
LzyBrunette: so what's he do now?
LzyBrunette: oh NOOOO
LzyBrunette: noooooooooooooooo
LzyBrunette: bad benji
LzyBrunette: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad benji
LzyBrunette: "What'd i do?"
LzyBrunette: get out
LzyBrunette: he and joel have the same hair
LzyBrunette: :-\
Thetis20: iheard
Thetis20: *i heard
LzyBrunette: eww
Thetis20: does it look bad
Thetis20: ?
LzyBrunette: i haven't seen it
Thetis20: oh
LzyBrunette: but i can imagine
Thetis20: it probably looks like a floppy mohawk
LzyBrunette: which is bad
Thetis20: i don't want to talk about them
LzyBrunette: i don't even really like joels
LzyBrunette: why?
Thetis20: i just don't
Thetis20: i'm gonna go finish my t-shirt and my laundry, i have to leave early tomorrow so i have to pack tonight
Thetis20: i'll be back
LzyBrunette: ok
LzyBrunette: leave for where?
Thetis20: i need to stay up until the washer goes off
Thetis20: and 'm gonna fall over soon
Thetis20: *i'm
LzyBrunette: aww
LzyBrunette: i'm sorry
Thetis20: damn it
Thetis20: i fell asleep
LzyBrunette: i did today
Thetis20: i must have narcolepsy
LzyBrunette: but i was half awake
Thetis20: is that how you spell it?
LzyBrunette: i had TY&TH blaring too
LzyBrunette: it felt like joel was right next to my ear
LzyBrunette: and soothing me
LzyBrunette: it was really nice
LzyBrunette: i heard things on it i never heard before
Thetis20: oh sweet merciful crap
Thetis20: i just saw benji's hair
LzyBrunette: yeah me too
Thetis20: that's a no-no mr.
LzyBrunette: joel should move in with me because it really makes me not like benji
Thetis20: ha
LzyBrunette: i don't wanna look at him
Thetis20: well i don't want benji
LzyBrunette: well he can live in the gutter, mr johnny new crappy hair
Thetis20: what's with all the emoness?
Thetis20: even paul
LzyBrunette: i don't know
LzyBrunette: i know
Thetis20: pick one boys
LzyBrunette: freaks
Thetis20: pick a style, a theme, whatever
LzyBrunette: benji needs to put his hat back on
Thetis20: just pick one and stick with it
Thetis20: "i picked one"
Thetis20: get your finger out of your nose
Thetis20: dirtball
LzyBrunette: hahhaha
Thetis20: i look like a crackwhore right now
Thetis20: it's so gross
Thetis20: i have bruises all over me
LzyBrunette: oyu should seen me at the bank
Thetis20: a cigarette burn on my boob
LzyBrunette: like dragging my whole body around
LzyBrunette: my hair wasn;t brushed
Thetis20: and cuts on my knees, so i put liquid band-aid on them, but my jeams rubbed off and now my knees are blue
Thetis20: and they look bruised
Thetis20: like i've been on my knees all day
Thetis20: and i haven't washed ,my hair
Thetis20: in quite a few days
LzyBrunette: cause i was in that cool blissful half asleep totally relaxed state and my mom startled me awake
Thetis20: i'm so gross
Thetis20: "but you were on your knees all day"
Thetis20: i was not!
Thetis20: "in my mind you were"
Thetis20: pervert
LzyBrunette: oh gos
LzyBrunette: god8
LzyBrunette: "Asha likes to be on her knees"
LzyBrunette: shut up foggot
LzyBrunette: faggot*
Thetis20: "i know, i've seen her"
Thetis20: you. pervert.
LzyBrunette: "what's a foggot, is a whore who gives head a lot?"
LzyBrunette: fucker!
LzyBrunette: is it*
Thetis20: she called you that benji
LzyBrunette: get out of my bedroom and my house
Thetis20: are you a whore who gives head a lot?
Thetis20: "don't come over here benji"
LzyBrunette: "no but it sounds right up asha's alley"
Thetis20: "i'm afraid of your hair"
Thetis20: "i don't want it to attack me"
LzyBrunette: it's your hair too!
Thetis20: "but it looks hot on me"
Thetis20: "right beatrice?"
LzyBrunette: no it doesn't
Thetis20: uh.... right joely
LzyBrunette: it looks adorable on you
Thetis20: "WHAT?!"
LzyBrunette: itmakes benji fit in right with Nik...a twisted weirdo
Thetis20: "i'm hot and you know it"
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: oh god it does
LzyBrunette: the freaks that ask me if "i have a boyfriend?" on the trollet
LzyBrunette: then i say no and they say "Do you WANT one?"
Thetis20: "i got my ass grabbed by some freak today"
Thetis20: joel that was me
LzyBrunette: is her name beatrice?
Thetis20: i grabbed your ass
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: "i know"
LzyBrunette: ooooooooooo
Thetis20: you're the only freak i see
LzyBrunette: i met a little girl named beatrice today
Thetis20: you can take the wig off now joel
Thetis20: "it's not a wig!"
Thetis20: really?
Thetis20: that's cool
LzyBrunette: she was all cute and i asked her her name and she goes "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEATRICE!"
Thetis20: it was me
Thetis20: surprise
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: so you're 4?
Thetis20: why do you think i like joel so much?
LzyBrunette: wow, pretty advanced i must say
Thetis20: he's my playmate
LzyBrunette: advanced and twisted
Thetis20: haha
LzyBrunette: and preverted, does you mommy know you're online?
Thetis20: hey, he likes 'em young, what can i say?
Thetis20: i'm too smart for her
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: but you might get arrested for talking to a 4 year old like that
LzyBrunette: oh shit
Thetis20: say hi to joel while you're in the joint
LzyBrunette: i mean oh...poop
LzyBrunette: hahahaha
Thetis20: ooooooooooooo
Thetis20: i'm telling
Thetis20: "me too!"
LzyBrunette: that reminds me of benji's kids in the sequel...every time benji cusses they go "ooooo, i'm telling" and then they actually do
Thetis20: i think chris should get emo hair too
Thetis20: you know, to really complete the retardedness
LzyBrunette: are you kidding...he's not a comformist
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: he's just bald
LzyBrunette: yup
LzyBrunette: pleasently bald
LzyBrunette: i like chris
LzyBrunette: i should get obsessed with him
Thetis20: maybe that's why b & j did it
Thetis20: to cover they're receding hairlines
LzyBrunette: to get me off their backs?
LzyBrunette: liz said that
Thetis20: i'm eating, i couldn't type fast enough
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: i'm killing ants every 3 seconds
Thetis20: ew
LzyBrunette: they keep biting me
Thetis20: ewwww
Thetis20: atkins pizza is good
Thetis20: "it's really good"
Thetis20: joel! stop eating my pizza
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: "but i'm hungry"
Thetis20: what do you eat when i'm not here?
LzyBrunette: "i drank pee once"
LzyBrunette: shut up bad hair
Thetis20: "nothing. i cry cause your not here then i whine and wait for you to make me something"
LzyBrunette: what a baby
Thetis20: "one time i ate a crayon"
LzyBrunette: hahahaha
Thetis20: "they don't taste as good as they look"
LzyBrunette: oh good
LzyBrunette: god*
LzyBrunette: "Hey, how come no one's talking to me?"
LzyBrunette: cause you took off the hat
LzyBrunette: "But i'm...lonely..."
LzyBrunette: go cry into your bangs, emo
Thetis20: "hat? i'd make him wear a bag on his head"
Thetis20: benji's head is too big for that hair cut
Thetis20: and it's parted way too far over
Thetis20: it shouldn't even be parted
LzyBrunette: yeah that's what i said
LzyBrunette: he has a fat head and round face
LzyBrunette: it doesn't work
Thetis20: it should be brushed casually over his forehead
Thetis20: loike joel's is
Thetis20: liuke
Thetis20: like
Thetis20: damn
LzyBrunette: hahaha
Thetis20: i'm gonna see if i can download trl yet
Thetis20: cause i can't watch it tomorrow
Thetis20: and i don't even care that i missed it actually
LzyBrunette: i'm gonna watch it tomorrow
Thetis20: i justwant to see if maybe it was a bad screen cap of benji's hair
LzyBrunette: yeah me too
LzyBrunette: and i wanna see the tiny clip od predictable
LzyBrunette: of*
Thetis20: yeah, i don't really want to
Thetis20: i don't know
Thetis20: i don't care really
Thetis20: i love the new taking back sunday song
Thetis20: sorry, the video just came on
LzyBrunette: don't know it
Thetis20: it's awsome
Thetis20: awesome
LzyBrunette: cool
Thetis20: they keep saying 'to hell with you and all your freinds'
LzyBrunette: damn ANTS
Thetis20: friends
LzyBrunette: "yeah the AUNTS!"
LzyBrunette: "they're biting mr. wiggles"
LzyBrunette: quit calling them aunts
LzyBrunette: "but it's funny"
LzyBrunette: no it isn't
Thetis20: "hahahahahaha, mr/ wiggles is unloved"
Thetis20: "slappy is very loved right now"
Thetis20: does self love even count?
LzyBrunette: hahaha
Thetis20: "of course it does"
LzyBrunette: "oh in that case..."
Thetis20: "righty and lefty love slappy and slappy loves them back"
LzyBrunette: "lovemelovemeloveme"
LzyBrunette: oh god!
Thetis20: "but he always throws up on them"
Thetis20: ewwwwwww
Thetis20: you're both pervs
Thetis20: you're both boys
LzyBrunette: you know benj, the hair looks worse matted to you face with sweat...i'm never having sex with you again
LzyBrunette: "awww..."
LzyBrunette: "can't you close your eyes?"
LzyBrunette: "pretend i'm joel or something?"
Thetis20: "pretend it's me!"
Thetis20: joel!
LzyBrunette: "that's what i do"
LzyBrunette: HEY!
Thetis20: how rude benji
Thetis20: "hey! you sound like stephanie tanner!"
Thetis20: "how rude!"
Thetis20: "well, pin a rose on your nose!"
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: that's enough with the full house crap joel
LzyBrunette: you weirdo
Thetis20: "there was a marathon on today"
Thetis20: "i watched it"
Thetis20: "aaaaaaaalllllllllllllll day"
Thetis20: i feel weird
Thetis20: i just realized why i couldn't see anything for the part five hours
Thetis20: my glasses were filthy
LzyBrunette: ha
Thetis20: ok, i'm gonna fo to bed
Thetis20: ok.....
LzyBrunette: ok
LzyBrunette: fo to bed, eh?
Thetis20: i don't know why that fo was in there
LzyBrunette: hahaha
Thetis20: oh, ha
Thetis20: it was supposed to say go
Thetis20: i didn't get it
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: me either
Thetis20: i was like what the hell is fo?
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: me too
Thetis20: wow, i'm tired
LzyBrunette: must be
LzyBrunette: where are you going tomorrow?
Thetis20: "we have some make up cuddling to do now"
Thetis20: home
LzyBrunette: you aren't home?
Thetis20: but i have appointments all day
LzyBrunette: oh
Thetis20: no. i'm at the shore
Thetis20: i saw the hoobastank vd today
Thetis20: video
Thetis20: jeez
Thetis20: part of it
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: it's lame
Thetis20: i saw joel the second tme
Thetis20: butnot benji
Thetis20: bet not
Thetis20: but
Thetis20: my god
LzyBrunette: benji's not in it
Thetis20: catherine sadi he was
Thetis20: said
LzyBrunette: no he isn't
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: ok
Thetis20: must have been some other fat retard
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: yeah, exactly
Thetis20: she doesn't really like them anyway
Thetis20: so she wouldn't really know
LzyBrunette: yeah
Thetis20: she can only identify joel
LzyBrunette: hahaha
LzyBrunette: that's kinda funny
Thetis20: because i shove pictures in her face
Thetis20: 'look how hot he is!!!!'
LzyBrunette: haha
Thetis20: and 'he's so cute'
LzyBrunette: cause he is
Thetis20: and she says either 'awwww' to the smiley ones, or 'oh god.'
LzyBrunette: straight up!
Thetis20: i loves my joel
LzyBrunette: i loves your joel too
Thetis20: "and i loves me fancypants"
LzyBrunette: did you see my new banner?
Thetis20: i don't know
Thetis20: when did you change it?
LzyBrunette: yesterday?
Thetis20: where is it?
Thetis20: i don't see it
LzyBrunette: in my siggy
Thetis20: oohhhhhhh
Thetis20: i was looking on your boards
Thetis20: oh god, i'm a fuckingmoron
LzyBrunette: oh sorry
Thetis20: i totally just looked at your profile
Thetis20: and got confused
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: it's ok
LzyBrunette: it's late and you're tired
Thetis20: did you know it's blank?
Thetis20: there's nothing there
LzyBrunette: what?
LzyBrunette: no it isn't
Thetis20: it is for me
LzyBrunette: hold on
LzyBrunette: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/ashaloo02/banners/fuckyou2.jpg
Thetis20: still nothing
LzyBrunette: what?
Thetis20: just a white page
Thetis20: is it joel?
LzyBrunette: it's you
LzyBrunette: nothing's wrong with it
LzyBrunette: it works for me
Thetis20: ok
LzyBrunette: the banner is benji
Thetis20: maybe it'll work tomorrow
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: ok
Thetis20: i need sleep
Thetis20: so bad
LzyBrunette: it says Fuck You and has pix of him flipping you off
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: haha
Thetis20: "goodnight ashie"
Thetis20: "goodnight scary hair man"
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: night
Thetis20: "goodnight beatr- oh wait. you're coming with me"
Thetis20: night
Thetis20: i don't know when i'll be on again
LzyBrunette: oh ok
Thetis20: maybe for a little bit tomorrow night
LzyBrunette: ok
Thetis20: but then i won't be on till saturday
LzyBrunette: night
LzyBrunette: whoa
LzyBrunette: why?
Thetis20: i'm going to boston
Thetis20: warped s on thursday
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: yeah liz was supposed to go
LzyBrunette: but now she isn't
Thetis20: oh
Thetis20: ok
Thetis20: night
LzyBrunette: night
Thetis20 signed off at 6:55:45 am.