selquet015: its so sad...i want the boards back ..:-(
LzyBrunette: so do
LzyBrunette: i
LzyBrunette: i also want real food
LzyBrunette: and soda
LzyBrunette: SODA
selquet015: :-)
selquet015: i wonder why your boards are down though....emily's board is still
up
LzyBrunette: it's proboards24
LzyBrunette: she's 18 i think
selquet015: hers is 20?
selquet015: brb
LzyBrunette: ok
selquet015: so how has your day been?
LzyBrunette: i want my boards
LzyBrunette: i want my soda
LzyBrunette: and i gave patrick a boner
selquet015: i want your boards too...but i have kool-aid so i dont need the soad
:-)
selquet015: ooooooooooooohhh really :-)
LzyBrunette: yes
LzyBrunette: i'm very proud
selquet015: how did you do that :-)
selquet015: hehehehe
LzyBrunette: i didn't do anything really
LzyBrunette: but we were talking/flirting and then i was "oh baby, that's hot"
and he was like "meow" and went in back and i went back there and he was
all..."up"
selquet015: hahaha
selquet015: sorry about the delay...my roomate wanted me to come and watch
a bit of the daily show
LzyBrunette: it's ok
selquet015: i dont know what to do without the ashaboards....I feel lost....
LzyBrunette: me either
LzyBrunette: i hope they come back soon
LzyBrunette: when did you first try?
selquet015: hmmm around 2ish
LzyBrunette: damn it
LzyBrunette: that's a really long time
selquet015: yeah i know
LzyBrunette: i pray that they come back
LzyBrunette: if i've lost all that i'm going to be upset
selquet015: me too
selquet015: me too and so will everyone else I am sure
LzyBrunette: no one will even know
LzyBrunette: or be able to find me again
LzyBrunette: it's so fucking sad
LzyBrunette: do you know any good sexy come ons?
selquet015: like what kind of sex come ons?
LzyBrunette: one that's not this:
I grinned and pulled her closer to me. I pulled her to straddle my lap and began
kissing her.
"Mmm, baby, let's have sex." I suggested, kissing her further.
LzyBrunette: benji needs something GOOOOD to say
selquet015: hmmm
selquet015: i need you i want you oh baby oh baby?
LzyBrunette: hehehe
selquet015: i got nothing
selquet015: sorry :-(
LzyBrunette: it's ok
LzyBrunette: i'll get it eventually
selquet015: i'm sorry :-(
LzyBrunette: "Mmm, baby, let's do it."??
LzyBrunette: is that better?
selquet015: i want you sounds better then lets do it
LzyBrunette: "Mmm, baby, i want you."
selquet015: yeah that works
LzyBrunette: i dunno if it's sexy enough
selquet015: i dont know...no one hits on me when i am straddling thier lap...its
kinda a given whats gonna happen :-)
LzyBrunette: it doesn't actually
selquet015: it doesnt what?
LzyBrunette: happen
LzyBrunette: they don't do it
LzyBrunette: She sighed and started pulling away.
"No, I don't know."
"c'mon Jess, it's been so long." I begged. "I just want you."
"I don't know if I'm ready, yet." She whined.
"please. I'll be gentle, so gentle." I promised her, rubbing the small of her
back.
"No you won't. you get excited and you go rough." She explained. She sighed
again and mussed my hair. "I'm sorry baby," she frowned. "I just…"
selquet015: maybe he should say something like god i missed this or something
LzyBrunette: hmmm
LzyBrunette: yay...i think i have an idea
LzyBrunette: thanks to you and beatrice
selquet015: yay for us two!!
selquet015: so i was thinking..............
selquet015: about how i miss the damn boards
selquet015: and what i was thinking was the internet sucks monkys
selquet015: monkeys
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: i miss them too
LzyBrunette: i swear i'm gonna dies if they don't fix themselves
LzyBrunette: die*
selquet015: did you go to proboards and see if there was anything about it
there?
LzyBrunette: yup
LzyBrunette: nothing
selquet015: damn them to hell
LzyBrunette: yeah!
LzyBrunette: but i fixed my scene and it's hot now
selquet015: yay
LzyBrunette: wanna read it?
selquet015: yes please
LzyBrunette: Part 1
"I am SO tired." I lamented.
"Tell me about it." Jess sighed and leaned on my arm. "I'm too tired to kiss
you."
I chuckled.
"Well it's the thought that counts."
"Are you thinking about kissing me?" she asked.
"Mmmm, um hmm. We're totally making out."
"Good, we never make out anymore." She hugged me. I put my arm around
her shoulder.
"We never do anything, babe." I kissed her forehead.
Isabel took up all our time. I don't think I'd slept a whole night since before she
was born. We even started taking turns, but it didn't help. I saw her all the
time, but I felt like I was a million miles away.
LzyBrunette: I reached over to grab the remote. Our life had become late
night TV and diapers. I mean here I had her…all alone and we were gonna
watch tv. Lucky for me I married a mind reader.
"Don't turn that on." She sat up and kissed my cheek. She began kissing my
neck and suddenly stopped, lips just pressed along my jaw with no movement.
"What?" I asked.
"You smell like…" she sniffed. "Cashdogg."
I'd been outside with him and Len a while ago.
"Sorry, is it gross?"
"Not unless the baby smell is gross on me." She laughed and continued.
"Nope." I confirmed and pulled her body towards me. I started kissing her.
"God, that feels different."
"What?"
"The lack of piercings." She explained. "I think I'm gonna really miss them."
"It's not too late." I cocked my head. "It hasn't been that long, I'm sure I could
get them back in."
"But Izzy likes to play with them." she reasoned.
LzyBrunette: She must be attracted to them cause they're shiny. First chance
she had she grabbed at them with her little fingers and yanked hard. And she
thought it was funny. It was getting too painful and I took them out this
morning.
"I could just put them in at night or something. I mean they aren't closed yet."
I suggested.
Jessa started laughing. More than laughing she fell into a fit of giggles. I
couldn't help smiling.
"What?"
She shook her head violently and began blushing.
"Jessa, you have to tell me now."
She took a deep breath and looked me in the eye.
LzyBrunette: "Yes?" I coaxed.
"It just feels…I dunno…dirty."
"Dirty?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Like it's a sex thing." She whispered.
"Is it a sex thing?" I whispered back.
She giggled.
"Like ya know, you're only putting them in at night, because I like them." she
blushed.
"Well what if I took these out and did my tongue." I teased. "You'd like that
huh, babe."
Her blush deepened. "Stop it."
"You know you would. You're a nasty girl, Jess." I pushed.
"Benji!"
"C'mon stop being so modest." I kept on it. "You know how you like it."
"STOP!" she shut her eyes.
"C'mon Jess." I poked her side. "Tell me you don't like it dirty."
"okay, I like it dirty." She smirked at me and climbed into my lap.
"Oh please Mrs. Madden, stop." I kidded. I grinned and pulled her closer to me.
I began kissing her. she toyed with my nipples through my cotton shirt. "You're
a married woman!" I exclaimed.
We messed around a little more. This was getting hot.
LzyBrunette: "Mmm, baby, I've missed this." I said, kissing her further and
pulling on her clothes. She sighed and started pulling away.
"No, I don't know."
"c'mon Jess, it's been so long." I begged. "I just want you."
"I don't know if I'm ready, yet." She whined.
"please. I'll be gentle, so gentle." I promised her, rubbing the small of her
back.
"No you won't. you get excited and you go rough." She explained. She sighed
again and mussed my hair. "I'm sorry baby," she frowned. "I just…"
I shook my head. "Don't explain, I get it."
I got it, but I still wanted it. I wanted her. Isabel was 4 months old now and I
knew Jessa was…functional…but I guess I sorta expected her to shy away from
sex for awhile. I did really want her, want sex, the nasty dirty variety. How
long was I gonna have to wait? She couldn't expect me to wait for too long. I
hoped that our sex life wasn't in complete shambles now that we were parents.
selquet015: ahhh poor poor benji...
selquet015: he needs a hooker
LzyBrunette: hahaha
selquet015: i tried the gc offical boards....god i hate gc fans
LzyBrunette: what did you try?
LzyBrunette: just posting there
LzyBrunette: i hate "official gc fans"
selquet015: i am looking for a temporary sub for your boards...now i am trying
the mest boards
LzyBrunette: awwwww
LzyBrunette: i hope mine come back
selquet015: me too
LzyBrunette: if not i will start all over...as heartbreaking as that is to me
selquet015: it would be sad
selquet015: and there will be people missing
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: and just a lot of unduplicatable things
selquet015: stupid stupid net
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: stupid internet
LzyBrunette: in the help section of proboards i get this...
LzyBrunette: An Error Has Occurred!
Sorry, but you have been banned from this forum.
selquet015: whoa
selquet015: banned??
LzyBrunette: yeah on probaords .com there is a link that says support
LzyBrunette: and supposedly it leads to a board for support
LzyBrunette: but i get that message when i go there
selquet015: hmmm
selquet015: is there some one you can e-mail?
LzyBrunette: maybe
LzyBrunette: 24/7 support is available in our forums!
LzyBrunette: that's what it claims
LzyBrunette: fuckers
LzyBrunette: no email
selquet015: stupid heads
LzyBrunette: maybe i violated the Terms of service agreement and they just
shut me down?
selquet015: maybe.....but how would you?
selquet015: and wouldnt they notify you?
LzyBrunette: you'd think they would
LzyBrunette: i dunno what happen
LzyBrunette: maybe i'm flipping out over nothing
selquet015: and what would the violation be?
selquet015: its probably a server problem
LzyBrunette: i guess
LzyBrunette: i'm still sad
selquet015: me too :-(
selquet015: mest boards suck too
selquet015: now i am trying gcrejects
LzyBrunette: what's that?
selquet015: its a board i found a link to in one of the threads on the mest board
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: omg
LzyBrunette: they're back!
LzyBrunette: they're BAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKK
LzyBrunette: !!!!!!!
LzyBrunette: whoopee!
LzyBrunette: *throws benji shaped confetti*
selquet015:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
LzyBrunette: i went to go check then then i was looking at them for a
moment before i realized they were back
selquet015: all is right in my world now
selquet015: deep sigh of releif
LzyBrunette: mine too
LzyBrunette: i heven have a reply!
LzyBrunette: !!
LzyBrunette: even*
LzyBrunette: maybe it was carly's fault...her post whoring blocked the server?
selquet015: maybe..hahaha
selquet015: oooh you read gravel road!! :-)
LzyBrunette: i notice she has like 4 out f the 5 news
LzyBrunette: yes i did!
LzyBrunette: see i forgot i was gonna reply better
selquet015: its all goodo
LzyBrunette: i'm so relieved to see my boards
selquet015: me too:-)
selquet015: home sweet home
LzyBrunette: hehe
selquet015: well that was fun and now i am all caught up :-)
LzyBrunette: i'm not
LzyBrunette: not yet
LzyBrunette: my stomach hurts
selquet015: aww im sorry
selquet015: wanna hear something funny?
LzyBrunette: ok
selquet015: whenever I write a fic I store funny quotes and things in the same
document before and after the fic.
selquet015: so when i opened up little mistakes I saw "If Joel was prez i would
be an inturn or a canadian"
LzyBrunette: so like it will be story..then quotes..haha
selquet015: and when i opened up gravel road at the bottom it says in really big
pink letters Simple Impartial Tony
selquet015: hahah i am so weird
selquet015: and a poem about bedtime
selquet015: weird me
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: have you seen my new siggy
selquet015: hmmm probably not...runs to see
selquet015: aww its mr benji....did you make it?
LzyBrunette: yeah
selquet015: and yay for the nice lyrics :-)
selquet015: i need to make me a new siggy pic...i just dont know what to do
with it
LzyBrunette: i need to make a banner for the board when i'm away
selquet015: i'm gonna miss you :-(
LzyBrunette: me too
LzyBrunette: miss you i mean
selquet015: and then i am gonna go away and you can miss me
selquet015: :-(
LzyBrunette: i might still be able to get on a bit
LzyBrunette: my sister has aim
selquet015: i wont when i am at camp probably....i mean we have a computer
and maybe the net...but i usually am never in the office...:-(
selquet015: i will write you letters and stuff
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: how long is camp?
selquet015: june 13- aug20
LzyBrunette: goddamn it
selquet015: and i have a few days off where i will be at my parents hoouse and
can go online there
LzyBrunette: small miracles
selquet015: i am gonna post a shedule on the boards before i go
LzyBrunette: god we really ar gonna miss each other
LzyBrunette: i'm gonna cry
LzyBrunette: you won't be around for the end of slls
selquet015: aww me too actually
selquet015: its gonna SUCK
selquet015: i know
selquet015: :-(
selquet015: damn it!!!!!
LzyBrunette: and i never finished you're fucking tape
selquet015: you need to come and work with me!!!!
selquet015: and i am moving...i will never have this address again :-(
LzyBrunette: my atr is all scattered so it's hard to focus and do it
LzyBrunette: your moving!
LzyBrunette: crap
LzyBrunette: where to?
selquet015: well camp for the summer so i use my parents address and then
when i go back to school i have to find a new place to live
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: you can't keep your place?
selquet015: if i wanted to pay rent i could, but i wont be here and its a 3 hour
drive from camp while my parents home is about an hour and a half so it would
just waste money i dont have
LzyBrunette: oh
selquet015: yeah :-(
LzyBrunette: wow carly made an almost coheerent post to my story
selquet015: its cool though, like since i have been in college i have lived in....6
different places in 4 years
selquet015: i read it...its a big step for her :-)
LzyBrunette: except this...Oh, the whole thing with Sam's eyes, Marilyn
Manson immediately popped into my head... Creepy. *shivers*
LzyBrunette: it's not supposed to be creepy
selquet015: i didn't think it was creepy
LzyBrunette: it's kinda cool
LzyBrunette: guess it doesn't matter...i don't like sam very much
LzyBrunette: he's a brat
selquet015: hehehe
LzyBrunette: he's a terrible little kid
selquet015: but that should be tons of fun reading
LzyBrunette: cute but a brat
selquet015: i like brats...i am one myself
LzyBrunette: joel's always yelling at him
LzyBrunette: and he's always throwing a fit
selquet015: bad daddy
LzyBrunette: he's...i dunno...very much his parents' son
selquet015: goodo :-)
LzyBrunette: alex and joel are passionate and emotional people...with
tempers
selquet015: true true
selquet015: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
LzyBrunette: no what?
selquet015: i read that the joel punk'd is going to air june 20th....I have no cable
and am at camp then and my rents computer wouldnt hadle the download
LzyBrunette: what?
selquet015: and I wanted to see him looking stupid!!!!
LzyBrunette: i thought it was this wekend?
selquet015: maybe...but on the gc boards it said june 20th
LzyBrunette: crack whores
LzyBrunette: i feel really sick
selquet015: how come they can never be on tv with out delays
selquet015: are you okay??
LzyBrunette: i don't know
LzyBrunette: my stomach is raging
selquet015: maybe you should go lay down??
LzyBrunette: hey do you have your appendix?
selquet015: yes i do
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: damn
selquet015: think you have apendicitis
selquet015: ?
LzyBrunette: no
selquet015: i butchered that spelling
LzyBrunette: i wanna write about it
LzyBrunette: yo missed a p
LzyBrunette: i missed a u
selquet015: hmmm i have heard its stabbing pains like the worst tummy ache
ever and its so bad you cant stand
LzyBrunette: ok my themoter is broken because there's no way i'm 96.3
LzyBrunette: tht's cold for a human
selquet015: yeppers
LzyBrunette: thermometer
LzyBrunette: one of bj's kiddo's is gonna have it
LzyBrunette: god that's how i feel
selquet015: oooh cant wait to read that :-)
LzyBrunette: but it's all over
selquet015: you should take some pain killers and lay down if you dont feel goog
selquet015: good
LzyBrunette: i already wrote some of the appedix thing
LzyBrunette: appendix*
selquet015: coolo :-)
LzyBrunette: "mom, I don't feel good." Ben frowned.
I cocked my head sympathetically. I put my hand to his forehead.
"baby, you're burning up. Go lay down in bed, I'll be up in a few minutes."
"can I lay on the couch?" he pouted his lip.
I reluctantly nodded, "okay."
[break, i need to fill this part]
"Mom!" Ben cried. "mommy."
Something must be seriously wrong, because he never called me mommy
anymore or cried.
"what's the matter baby?" I leaned over him.
"it hurts mom. My stomach." He gritted, pain spread across his face.
"okay, okay, it's gonna be okay." I walked into the next room for the phone.
"owwww, owwie," Ben moaned from the couch.
"is Ben okay, mommy?" Jack asked me.
"of course baby, he's gonna be okay." At least I think so, mommy radar didn't
put up any serious red flags. "hello, yeah, this is Jessa Madden and my Ben, my
son, he's having severe stomach pain…uh huh."
The nurse ran through a thousand possibilities but I was waiting for the one
that sent us to the ER.
"he's a 12-year-old BOY, he's not having a period." I explained rolling my eyes. I
peeked around the corner and Ben's eyes were shut and tears rolled down his
cheeks. Jack was sitting cross legged on the floor in front of Ben, frowning.
"could it be his appendix?" I asked the obvious question.
"oh," the nurse said. "well I suppose."
"you suppose?" I was on the verge of an all out mom meltdown. "forget it, I'm
taking him to the hospital."
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LzyBrunette: "mom, I don't feel good." Ben frowned.
I cocked my head sympathetically. I put my hand to his forehead.
"baby, you're burning up. Go lay down in bed, I'll be up in a few minutes."
"can I lay on the couch?" he pouted his lip.
I reluctantly nodded, "okay."
[break, i need to fill this part]
"Mom!" Ben cried. "mommy."
Something must be seriously wrong, because he never called me mommy
anymore or cried.
"what's the matter baby?" I leaned over him.
"it hurts mom. My stomach." He gritted, pain spread across his face.
"okay, okay, it's gonna be okay." I walked into the next room for the phone.
"owwww, owwie," Ben moaned from the couch.
"is Ben okay, mommy?" Jack asked me.
"of course baby, he's gonna be okay." At least I think so, mommy radar didn't
put up any serious red flags. "hello, yeah, this is Jessa Madden and my Ben, my
son, he's having severe stomach pain…uh huh."
LzyBrunette: The nurse ran through a thousand possibilities but I was waiting
for the one that sent us to the ER.
"he's a 12-year-old BOY, he's not having a period." I explained rolling my eyes. I
peeked around the corner and Ben's eyes were shut and tears rolled down his
cheeks. Jack was sitting cross legged on the floor in front of Ben, frowning.
"could it be his appendix?" I asked the obvious question.
"oh," the nurse said. "well I suppose."
"you suppose?" I was on the verge of an all out mom meltdown. "forget it, I'm
taking him to the hospital."
LzyBrunette: I hung up. I don't know why I ever call the doctor first
selquet015: thats goodo i likes it...perfect mom reaction
LzyBrunette: thanks
LzyBrunette: i have all these random scenes in skol
LzyBrunette: that don't really have a place yet
LzyBrunette: like this:
"Benj?" Joel cried surprised. "Do you have a hickey?"
"A what?" I touched my neck.
"Jess still gives you hickeys? How sweet."
"Shut up Joel."
"No, I think its really cute."
selquet015: its good though, i mean if you have these bits you can frame stuff
up around them
LzyBrunette: yeah
selquet015: i like the hickey bit....I have this sudden urge to go and read slls
from the begining again
LzyBrunette: aww
LzyBrunette: i think there's something...kinda cute about hickies
selquet015: closterphobic ....how is it spelled correctly??
LzyBrunette: klaustrophobic
selquet015: me too...unless i am at work or around my family
LzyBrunette: did you know we are not "allowed" to have hickies at work
selquet015: hahahaha thats too funny
LzyBrunette: oh we can have tattoos but not hickies for crying out loud
selquet015: just say its a temporary tattoo :-)
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: aww i didn't know i wrote this
My desk was cluttered with family photographs. A portrait we did last summer,
Jessa and my wedding picture, Ben's 5th grade school picture, Izzy's
kindergarten one, Jack and Joel laying against Cash in the backyard, and a
snapshot of me and Joel on his porch. I also had a ton of pictures the kiddos
drew me. I even had toys in here. Joel left some of his lego's and Jack a
motorcycle toy. I not only acted like a dad, I smelled and looked the part, too.
"Benji?" one of the interns came in.
"yeah?"
"your wife called, she says
selquet015: :-)
selquet015: awww benjis a cute daddy
LzyBrunette: god i can so see him as a dad
selquet015: me too
LzyBrunette: i'm so happy for them
selquet015: he would be good...joel not so much
LzyBrunette: they're so cute
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: i think joel would be awkward about it at first...nervous
selquet015: yeah
LzyBrunette: i think benji kinda has a second nature
LzyBrunette: fish to water on the whole daddyhood front
selquet015: i agree
LzyBrunette: but what do we know
LzyBrunette: ow an ant just bit me
selquet015: i like our versions...may i never learn something that makes them
different from my fantasies
selquet015: crush the evil ant
LzyBrunette: i know, really
LzyBrunette: i already did
selquet015: YAY
LzyBrunette: brb
selquet015: ok
LzyBrunette: ya know what's sad?
selquet015: what?
LzyBrunette: i can't find an important scene i wrote in my notebooks
selquet015: awww
selquet015: it will show up
selquet015: when you need something else
LzyBrunette: it sucks
selquet015: it will show up :-)
LzyBrunette: i gotta find a benji picture
selquet015: okay :-)
selquet015: i like benji pictures
LzyBrunette: the one where he's sitting with his head in his hands
selquet015: i think i have that one
LzyBrunette: i wanna make a banner with that picture that says "where oh
where has my asha gone"
selquet015: yeah i have it
selquet015: you want?
LzyBrunette: yeah!
selquet015 wants to send file image398.jpg:
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and your buddy are each behind a different firewall, then the
connection will not work; check with your network administrator if you
are not sure about your firewall status.).
LzyBrunette: it won't work
selquet015 wants to directly connect.
selquet015: will this?
selquet015 cancels request; no connection was made.
LzyBrunette: wait
LzyBrunette: let me
LzyBrunette wants to directly connect.
selquet015: i'll just e-mail it if it doesn't
LzyBrunette cancels request; no connection was made.
LzyBrunette: ok this sucks
selquet015: im mail it
LzyBrunette: email it
selquet015: sent
LzyBrunette: have you heard 'i don't wanna know" from nfg....it's sooooooooo
sweet
selquet015: if its new then no :-(
selquet015: runs to see if i can download it
LzyBrunette: try to
LzyBrunette: it's very cute
selquet015: okay
LzyBrunette: i guess benji's taken a lot of these kind of pictures
selquet015: was it not the one you wanted?
LzyBrunette: that's not the one i was thinking of
selquet015: aww sorry
LzyBrunette: but it's good too
selquet015: he's a moddy little bitch isnt he
LzyBrunette: there's on one my boards too that i like
selquet015: moody not moddy
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: he is
selquet015: :-)
LzyBrunette: and i like this one
http://membres.lycos.fr/syldi/hpbimg/rare150.jpg
selquet015: i like that one too...i used it for something...
selquet015: i love joels bananna peal
LzyBrunette: http://membres.lycos.fr/syldi/hpbimg/T141.jpg
LzyBrunette: he has a banana peel?
LzyBrunette: i didn't see it
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: there it is
selquet015: :-)
selquet015: joels all...there goes my brother the drama queen...AGAIN!!
LzyBrunette: haha
selquet015: dude you know what i realised...
LzyBrunette: what?
LzyBrunette: that i found my picture
selquet015: in skol cash is gonna be dead or dying of old age :-(
LzyBrunette: oh yeah
LzyBrunette: i kinda realized that
LzyBrunette: he'll be really old
selquet015: that sucks
LzyBrunette:
http://groups.msn.com/SkatePunkPalace/kidviciouspix.msnw?action=ShowPho
to&PhotoID=844
LzyBrunette: that's the picture
selquet015: i am reading slls from the beging and cash just made his first
appearence
LzyBrunette: awww
LzyBrunette: episode 1 will be different soon
selquet015: i likes that picture....hey does benji not own any other pants???
selquet015: why will episode 1 be different??
LzyBrunette: before those he had the red plaid bondage pants
LzyBrunette: because i wrote some benji pov
selquet015: :-)
selquet015: oooh awesome!!!
LzyBrunette: and episode 2 needs a LOT of work
selquet015: hmm i wonder when/if live freaky/die freaky will ever come out
LzyBrunette: who knows
LzyBrunette: i just realized that the twins have a variation of the midas
touch
LzyBrunette: whatever they touch takes forever to come out
selquet015: HAHAHAHA
selquet015: whoa..nfg made over their site to reflect their new cd...its kinda
creepy
LzyBrunette: h really
LzyBrunette: oh*
LzyBrunette: i'll check it out in while
LzyBrunette: i think i finished my "away" banner
selquet015: oooh me wanna see!!!
LzyBrunette: lemme upload real quick
LzyBrunette: i think it came out cool
selquet015: i'm to the point in slls where joel gives jamie the gaudy braceltte
from hell
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: that was fun to write
selquet015: :-)
LzyBrunette: in my head jamie looks like ariel from the little mermaid
selquet015: hahaha..i pictured her more like skipper..barbies kid sister
LzyBrunette: maybe a cross between the two
LzyBrunette: because i imagine the ariel doll my sister owned
LzyBrunette: she ended up legless...just like in the movie
selquet015: hahahaha
LzyBrunette: http://www.angelfire.com/film/asha/icons/wheresasha.jpg
selquet015: hey you may want to check out episode 3 part 6 when you have the
chance...there aren't any paragraphs
LzyBrunette: oh damn still
selquet015: i love it :-) great pictures :-)
LzyBrunette: i couldve sworn i fixed that
selquet015: ahh there are some paragraphs...its just the first part
LzyBrunette: duh i'm like "i should fix that now...since i have time" and i
close angelfire...DOI
selquet015: hahaha:-)
LzyBrunette: the space with my writing is competing with the space of my
pix...1.02Mb fiction, 1.07Mb pix
selquet015: :-)
LzyBrunette: it's episode 3 right
selquet015: yah part 6
LzyBrunette: ok
LzyBrunette: it's part of 5 too
selquet015: well i am only at the begingin of 4 :-)
LzyBrunette: now epi 3 part 5
LzyBrunette: did you read the sexy?
selquet015: evil thing :-)
selquet015: yes i read the sexy...it was superb :-)
LzyBrunette: i like benji's version better
LzyBrunette: and i'm still adding to it
selquet015: me too
selquet015: benji rocks :-)
selquet015: i want him in my bed
LzyBrunette: haha
selquet015: loan him to me will ya???
LzyBrunette: me too
LzyBrunette: just a night or two
selquet015: damn i need to move to cali famous people never spend time in
oregon
LzyBrunette: awww
selquet015: i am moving to cali or washington as soon as I have my degree
LzyBrunette: cool!
selquet015: im excited...but i have 1 to 2 years left depending on if i go for a
masters
LzyBrunette: well it's still exciting
selquet015: yeah it is :-D
LzyBrunette: yay i fixed episode 3
selquet015: YAY
LzyBrunette: i've been meaning to do that for a long while
selquet015: :-) glad i could help
LzyBrunette: yeah thanks you
LzyBrunette: as i was fixing i was reading too...did you know that lilly
reminds me of you
selquet015: hahaha benji got stuck to joel
selquet015: really :-) i likes lilly lots :-)
LzyBrunette: i like that part a lot
LzyBrunette: i like when benji and jessa are in the motel room
selquet015: almost there :-)
selquet015: paul and lilly having sex in the hotel was great!!!
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: oh!
LzyBrunette: i think adriana is gonna have chad's baby
selquet015: ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
LzyBrunette: "so are you going to marry me now? Or is it gonna be Baby
Gilbert-Casablancas?"
selquet015: :-)
selquet015: bastard
LzyBrunette: yeah i'm mad at him
selquet015: bastard baby gilbert-casablancas
selquet015: she should say that
LzyBrunette: i think he's gonna be asshole about it too
LzyBrunette: she should
selquet015: :-)
LzyBrunette: "I thought you were on the pill?!"
selquet015: go chad...dig the hole deeper
LzyBrunette: "We're you trying to get pregnant on purpose?"
selquet015: chad sucks
selquet015: i love it
LzyBrunette: of course he'll fix it at the last possible second
selquet015: well duh :-)
LzyBrunette: like every other guy
selquet015: hahaha
LzyBrunette: wow it's 3 am
LzyBrunette: and i feel fine
selquet015: damn skippy :-)
selquet015: i am wide ass awake
LzyBrunette: me too
selquet015: hehehe
LzyBrunette: it's all this nfg
LzyBrunette: how can one sleep when that prepubescent voice is screaming in
your ears
selquet015: i have been trying to download that song but its always corrupted
selquet015: hahaha
LzyBrunette: that sucks
selquet015: jordan looks like my friend jordan and its kinda creepy
LzyBrunette: i'm listening to sticks and stones to give myself a break from
catalyst
LzyBrunette: that is creepy
selquet015: sticks and stones is in my car...damn it
LzyBrunette: there's a guy who rides my trolley sometimes who looks like a
mexican Justin Timberlake
selquet015: hahaha
LzyBrunette: he's so hot
LzyBrunette: actually now that i think about it
LzyBrunette: he's part justin part chad
selquet015: so tell me asha how are the public high schools in san diego and
how is expensive is rent?
selquet015: oooh hot mexican guy :-)
LzyBrunette: uh the schools are...not horrible...there are some good ones,
and renting is expensive...our house is $1200 and it's not even in the nicest
area
LzyBrunette: 1 brm apartments are like $600
selquet015: see if i moved i would probably teach and i would need a place to
live and the only 3 places i would do that in cali is san diego cause i liked it when i
visited, san jose and rancho cookamunga for the same reasons
LzyBrunette: it all depends...but i never see anything in the paper less than
$500-$600
selquet015: thats not too too bad
LzyBrunette: oh ok
LzyBrunette: you're gonna teach high school?
selquet015: yeah probably...i hear there is some deal in cali where if you have a
degree they will let you teach and give you a masters after two years
LzyBrunette: i just realized i don't know where san jose or rancho
cookamunga are
LzyBrunette: i know they're desperate, but i don't know the deal
LzyBrunette: i know they have incentives for people to teach here
selquet015: rancho is near anahime but its major ritzy
LzyBrunette: the schools aren't bad...it's just lack of funds
selquet015: and san jose is just outside of frisco
LzyBrunette: oh
LzyBrunette: ok
LzyBrunette: joel lives in san jose
LzyBrunette: or he did
selquet015: oooh boy well i guess that settles it!!!
selquet015: hahahaha
LzyBrunette: that was the popular rumour
LzyBrunette: haha
selquet015: i can live in joels cabana
LzyBrunette: hahaha
selquet015: tony'll put in a good word for me
LzyBrunette: because he SO has a cabana
selquet015: of course he does
LzyBrunette: you got me reading slls now
selquet015: wahahaha
LzyBrunette: i like when joel and jessa fight in portland
selquet015: its really really great..weird all the little things i forgot....thats what i
JUST read
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: cool
LzyBrunette: "Would you be on top?"
LzyBrunette: that's still funny
selquet015: for you baby...anything :-)
selquet015: even though i dont normally swing that way asha
LzyBrunette: haha
selquet015: :-)
LzyBrunette: only for me!
selquet015: i got the 3 am crazies :-)
LzyBrunette: yeah
selquet015: only for you and a few other people
LzyBrunette: :-P
selquet015: i love the whole and by the way you are dating chad
LzyBrunette: i remember everybody loved that
LzyBrunette: and the "rat"
selquet015: the rat rocked
selquet015: steve is such a smuck
LzyBrunette: poor guy
LzyBrunette: i felt bad for him
selquet015: :-)
selquet015: you are such a nice person
selquet015: i just want to mock him
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: he's....so dorky...like cool...but not really
LzyBrunette: that one dorky kid who's friends with the cool kids
selquet015: :-)
selquet015: totally seein that
LzyBrunette: i think i messed up something
selquet015: what?
LzyBrunette: ok i didn't
selquet015: what did you think?
LzyBrunette: i thought that i said steve's hair was dark
LzyBrunette: cause in the last part i made him blonde
selquet015: :-)
LzyBrunette: but i didn't say it was dark so it's all good
selquet015: i love it when you worry about the little things
LzyBrunette: it's all i ever worry about
LzyBrunette: i made a slls calendar today
selquet015: oooh :-)
LzyBrunette: to make sure i keep track of b-days and ages
selquet015: thats coolo
selquet015: like it would suck if you did something off qat this point...very smart
LzyBrunette: i made one before...but i didn't have it
LzyBrunette: and i added ALL the future offspring
selquet015: you go girl :-)
LzyBrunette: it's weird writing down b-days with the year 2017
selquet015: that is weird
LzyBrunette: which is when benj's youngest is born
selquet015: 2010 and up are going to be freaky to write
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: and what about 2020
LzyBrunette: that's just downright...CREEPY
selquet015: very strange indeedy
LzyBrunette: parts of episode 6 and episode 7 make me cringe
selquet015: why?
LzyBrunette: becuase it didn't come out right...it's basically there but it needs
some nips and tucks
selquet015: which you can totally do
LzyBrunette: georgie showing up was confusing
selquet015: yeah her showing up was a suprise i kinda thought she would be
dead but no
LzyBrunette: and so was benji's drinking...it didn't make sense for it all to
effect him that bad that fast
selquet015: it kinda does....
LzyBrunette: i wanna change it a bit so that he was maybe drinking a bit
before that though
LzyBrunette: like it had started to become a problem again
LzyBrunette: or even that he had begun valentines' night
selquet015: that would be coolo...like it was his dirty little secret
LzyBrunette: yeah
selquet015: i like it
LzyBrunette: so that the whole beginning of their relationship he was
drinking...becuase he still was nervous and scared of it all
LzyBrunette: i keep misspelling because
selquet015: it totally works babe
selquet015: its after 3 am spelling no longer counts
LzyBrunette: haha good rule
selquet015: YAY for me!!
LzyBrunette: awwwwwww remember "the end"
LzyBrunette: what'd you do?
selquet015: for making the no spelling after 3am rule....remeber the
end....hmmm need more details
LzyBrunette: at the end of episode 6 it was "the end"
LzyBrunette: then i surprised everyone with "SLLS: RESURRECTED"
selquet015: ahh not there yet
selquet015: but yeah i remeber that
selquet015: i was so irked at that dude
LzyBrunette: that was good
LzyBrunette: hehe
selquet015: i was like what the fuck...thats a cop out
selquet015: but then i was all shit i would do that too
LzyBrunette: coolo
selquet015: hehehe
selquet015: nice word usage :-)
LzyBrunette: i love oskar lingo
LzyBrunette: oskarisms
selquet015: oooh i gots me a word now watch out benji I am gonna be cooler
then you !!!
LzyBrunette: hahahhahaha
selquet015: so i am at the part where jessa is waiting for her prgnency test
results and she is reading all the instructions to kill time...I so did that when I
thought i was pregnant last year...around this time actually
LzyBrunette: oh really
selquet015: yeppers
selquet015: it was some scary shit
LzyBrunette: i wrote it cause i read instructions and directions when i'm
bored
LzyBrunette: and in the bathroom
LzyBrunette: i bet
LzyBrunette: my friend thought she was
selquet015: i ended up taking 3 tests at home and then going to the health
center to confirm that i wasnt...i missed 3 months of periods....
LzyBrunette: wow
LzyBrunette: was something wrong?
LzyBrunette: or just one of those things
selquet015: and the guy that would have been the father...there was no way in
hell i would have EVER told him he was the daddy....it was just stress
LzyBrunette: well thank god you weren't
selquet015: totally
selquet015: it actually was one of those situations where i was all condom and
he was all no and i was all fuck me anyway what could happen over spring break
and then i missed a period and then another one and then i freaked
LzyBrunette: i swear if there's one thing i've learned from my friends...
LzyBrunette: it's to use condoms
LzyBrunette: ALWAYS
selquet015: totally
selquet015: yes
LzyBrunette: i swear i will carry them
selquet015: goodo
selquet015: :-)
LzyBrunette: he's never responsible enough to do it
selquet015: and check every now and again so you have ones that aren't past
experation
LzyBrunette: actually i have one
LzyBrunette: i found it at work
LzyBrunette: haha
selquet015: you get them for free at college health centers
LzyBrunette: yeah i didn't even know they had exp. dates til last night
LzyBrunette: i was studying it
selquet015: hahaha
selquet015: :-)
LzyBrunette: it's in spanish
LzyBrunette: so it was challenging
selquet015: so me and some frinds in ashland had a naughty rep and we had a
standing order in our health center charts so that when we went in for
anything...cold, strep throat whatever we always walked out with a bag of 100
condoms
selquet015: too funny
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: naughty aimee
selquet015: yeppers
selquet015: hey you trying out my name??
LzyBrunette: why not
LzyBrunette: i know it
selquet015: i dont think you have ever called me aimee before :-)
LzyBrunette: maybe once
selquet015: maybe
LzyBrunette: but i'm more comfortable with oskar
LzyBrunette: it's cuter anyway
LzyBrunette: aimee's so...namey
selquet015: i think it has too many vowels in it for it to be a real name...AImEE
selquet015: its freaking weird.
LzyBrunette: although i like it spelled that way
LzyBrunette: haha
selquet015: i totally prefer oskar
LzyBrunette: oh hey...benji's kid LOVES oscar...
LzyBrunette: the grouch
selquet015: hahaha :-)
selquet015: i actually need to get me some grouch wear
LzyBrunette: hehe
LzyBrunette: my sister has a shirt
selquet015: so deos my roomie and i gots nothin
LzyBrunette: and the drummer from pp, jeff, read it outloud when we met
him..."I LOVE trash!"
LzyBrunette: it was hysterical cause i didn't realize he was reading her shirt
LzyBrunette: i thought he was just randomly saying it
selquet015: HAHAHA
selquet015: thats great
LzyBrunette: here's the grouch part:
LzyBrunette: I ventured into the boys' room next door. Jack always slept so
soundly it was scary. I was afraid he'd stop breathing. He always looked so
peaceful and serene. His favorite toy, Oscar the Grouch, was on the floor, he
probably dropped it. He watched Seasame Street religiously and if Oscar didn't
make an appearance, he was crushed. I think he idolized Oscar. Sometimes,
he refuses baths because he wants to 'be dirty like Oscar!' He's even caught
worms in the backyard and tried to convince his mom that he wanted it as a pet
like Slimy. I picked it up and nestled it back in his arms.
selquet015: its like when i wear my superb shirt and guys are all are you superb
and I am all huh and then i realise what shirt i am wearing
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: that's funny
selquet015: that part was too cute :-)
LzyBrunette: I think he idolized Oscar.
LzyBrunette: teehee
LzyBrunette: i gotta tell you that para was hard to type
LzyBrunette: and write
LzyBrunette: i kept putting oskar
selquet015: well ever one should...osKar not osCar :-)
selquet015: its all part of my evil plot that K is :-)
LzyBrunette: hehe
LzyBrunette: ;-)
LzyBrunette: that part is really funny and cute cause his other little boy...joel
has a cookie monster doll...and it's inside his pillowcase
selquet015: ooh
LzyBrunette: joel sleeps crazy
LzyBrunette: After I took a few minutes to straighten him out and search, I
found Cookie on the inside of Joel's pillowcase. How on earth did it get there?
selquet015: crazy is goodo
selquet015: hehehe
selquet015: when you write about tony and renee breaking up you HAVE to
mention the rock paper scissors thing!!!
LzyBrunette: oh i started writing a scene once where tony is explaining to
benji how he asked ren to marry him
LzyBrunette: i should mention it
LzyBrunette: i almost forgot
selquet015: thats why i am here...to remeber the tony details
LzyBrunette: haha
LzyBrunette: tony details/tiny details....teehee
selquet015: hey you dont go insulting the possible love of my life and father of
my children
LzyBrunette: it's not an insult
LzyBrunette: it's not supposed to be
selquet015: he would feel bad if people commented on his tinyness :-)
LzyBrunette: awww i sowwy
selquet015: we are supposed to overlook it even though he is always naked
LzyBrunette: haha
selquet015: :-)
selquet015: 4 am!!!!
LzyBrunette: i had a dream a few nights back where benji had a really big
dick
LzyBrunette: YAY 4am!!
selquet015: you know benji has a big dick but chris' the biggest
LzyBrunette: oh really?
selquet015: totally
selquet015: he is too calm and comfortable
LzyBrunette: haha
selquet015: he doesnt need to prove his is the man cause he IS the man
LzyBrunette: right o
selquet015: hehehe
LzyBrunette: i found it
selquet015: YAY
LzyBrunette: the rck, papr, scisors
LzyBrunette: thing
selquet015: so how big is it??
selquet015: oh damn
LzyBrunette: 2 paragraphs
selquet015: i thought you were still talking about the boys penisis
LzyBrunette: what?
LzyBrunette: haha
selquet015: :-)
LzyBrunette: you're to much
LzyBrunette: so here...
LzyBrunette: "ok, explain this again to me?" Benji asked. "You were gonna
ask her to move in with you and now you're getting married??"
"yeah." Tony grinned.
Benji shook his head and stared at Tony incredulously. Of every person Benji
knew Tony was the least likely to get married.
"Ren and I were talking and…stuff."
"God, were you fucking her?"
"No! We were joking around playing 'dirty' paper, rock, scissors…"
"'dirty' rock, paper, scissors?"
"yeah, like if I win she has to take off her top or something. Anyway, I was
joking because I kept losing and I said 'if I win this time, you have to marry me'
but it was joke right. Then I got rock and she got scissors."
"That's a really cute story." The girl behind the counter at the jewelery store
beamed.
"see she thinks it's cute…thanks" Tony looked up at her. "let me see this one."
selquet015: that is toooooooo sweet
selquet015: it makes me love tony more:-)
LzyBrunette: makes me hate renee
LzyBrunette: that bitch
selquet015: i gots a new slogan
LzyBrunette: ok
selquet015: "its not an obsession if you never really meet him"
LzyBrunette: haha
selquet015: i need me a tony banner that says that
LzyBrunette: that's good
LzyBrunette: ooo
LzyBrunette: that'd be awesome
selquet015: yeah it would :-)
LzyBrunette: but yeah renee is a bitch...you just know the pyschiatrist isn't
even good looking
LzyBrunette: he's probably all preppy
selquet015: must find time in schedule to make it.....
selquet015: i never liked renee
selquet015: ever
LzyBrunette: i did, but she was the stupid slutty friend
selquet015: from when she ditched jessa at the bar in the first bit...you just dont
do that to friends
LzyBrunette: it was worse that she didn't apologize later either
LzyBrunette: she didn't care
LzyBrunette: but if it wasn't for her being a bad friend jessa probably never
would have seen benji again
selquet015: true
LzyBrunette: but then again...maybe they would have
selquet015: but still its totally bad .....you always leave with the people you
arrived with no matter what when you go out its like the #1 rule
LzyBrunette: yeah
LzyBrunette: my cousin left my sister and her friend in mexico
selquet015: okay sweetie i gots to crash now...i got an early class
LzyBrunette: ok
LzyBrunette: i'm tire finally
LzyBrunette: bye
selquet015: thats fucked up...its like a whole other country
LzyBrunette: yeah
selquet015: byebye sweet big benji dreams
LzyBrunette: with no money
LzyBrunette: bye bye
LzyBrunette: night night
LzyBrunette: morning morning