LzyBrunette (9:35:22 pm): my boards are broken
Auto response from Thetis20 (9:35:23 pm): I am not quite sure whether I am dreaming
or remembering, whether I have lived my life or dreamed it. Just as dreams
do, memory makes me profoundly aware of the unreality, the evanescense of
the world, a fleeting image in the moving water.
LzyBrunette (9:35:41 pm): hey that wasn't your away message two minutes ago
Thetis20 (9:38:13 pm): "Slappy's still saluting you....."
Thetis20 (9:38:18 pm): i know i changed it
Thetis20 (9:38:23 pm): whats wring with your boards
LzyBrunette (9:38:27 pm): i'm so pissed off and sad
Thetis20 (9:38:28 pm): and guess what?
LzyBrunette (9:38:30 pm): i don't know
LzyBrunette (9:38:34 pm): but i want them fixed
LzyBrunette (9:38:37 pm): what?
Thetis20 (9:38:42 pm): Tiny's better!
Thetis20 (9:38:46 pm): she's ok now
LzyBrunette (9:38:50 pm): that's great
LzyBrunette (9:39:33 pm): goddamn it
LzyBrunette (9:39:41 pm): this makes me so mad
Thetis20 (9:39:47 pm): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thetis20 (9:39:53 pm): no no no no no
Thetis20 (9:39:55 pm): NO
LzyBrunette (9:39:57 pm): what?
Thetis20 (9:40:18 pm): Morrissey isn't on AGAIN tonight, and they aren't even playing an
old clip
Thetis20 (9:40:26 pm): fucking morrissey
LzyBrunette (9:40:29 pm): that sucks
Thetis20 (9:40:35 pm): if he asn't sex on legs i'd hate him
Thetis20 (9:40:39 pm): *wasn't
Thetis20 (9:41:00 pm): joel is very very sad
LzyBrunette (9:41:03 pm): i really want my boards back
LzyBrunette (9:41:08 pm): right now
Thetis20 (9:41:11 pm): he wanted to leave a message on your boards today
LzyBrunette (9:41:18 pm): they probably haven't worked all day
LzyBrunette (9:41:36 pm): it's so fucking unfair
Thetis20 (9:41:40 pm): i haven't been there
LzyBrunette (9:41:55 pm): they worked before i left this morning
LzyBrunette (9:42:13 pm): around 10:45 was the last time i was on them
Thetis20 (9:43:05 pm): i feel ill
Thetis20 (9:43:12 pm): ill? what the fuck?
Thetis20 (9:43:16 pm): i never say ill
LzyBrunette (9:43:17 pm): i'm starving
LzyBrunette (9:43:19 pm): haha
Thetis20 (9:43:29 pm): i just had a hot dog
Thetis20 (9:43:32 pm): a weiner
Thetis20 (9:43:43 pm): "weinder? where?!?"
LzyBrunette (9:43:45 pm): if my boards are still not working in an hour i'm killing myself
Thetis20 (9:43:48 pm): *weiner
Thetis20 (9:43:55 pm): nooooooooo
Thetis20 (9:44:04 pm): me and benji and slappy will miss you
Thetis20 (9:44:22 pm): you don't want to make slappy sad
LzyBrunette (9:44:23 pm): all that fucking work all the comments...POOF GONE
Thetis20 (9:44:45 pm): i'm sure it's just not coming up, it's all probably still there
LzyBrunette (9:44:53 pm): you try
LzyBrunette (9:45:01 pm): oskar couldn't get on them either
Thetis20 (9:45:05 pm): i did, i say page can not be displayed
Thetis20 (9:45:12 pm): *it
LzyBrunette (9:45:12 pm): she left me a message
Thetis20 (9:45:13 pm): *said
LzyBrunette (9:45:23 pm): see BROKEN
Thetis20 (9:45:43 pm): want me to cheer you up?
LzyBrunette (9:45:46 pm): mwahhaha...my horoscope strikes again
LzyBrunette (9:45:54 pm): Quickie: Perhaps you've blown this out of proportion. You can
tolerate more than you think.
Thetis20 (9:46:04 pm): haha, right on
LzyBrunette (9:46:05 pm): yes please!
Thetis20 (9:46:12 pm): hmmm....let me think
Thetis20 (9:46:20 pm): what can cheer asha up......
LzyBrunette (9:46:22 pm): you said you were writing?
LzyBrunette (9:46:27 pm): what were you writing?
Thetis20 (9:46:28 pm): i was
Thetis20 (9:46:31 pm): my book
Thetis20 (9:46:51 pm): why?
LzyBrunette (9:47:24 pm): what book
LzyBrunette (9:47:32 pm): you don't tell me anything
Thetis20 (9:47:35 pm): drowning
LzyBrunette (9:47:48 pm): it's a book now?
Thetis20 (9:47:56 pm): i told you it was going to be a book
Thetis20 (9:48:00 pm): or a screenplay
Thetis20 (9:48:07 pm): i'm writing as a book first
LzyBrunette (9:48:09 pm): no you didn't
Thetis20 (9:48:10 pm): i always was
LzyBrunette (9:48:12 pm): but ok
LzyBrunette (9:48:33 pm): i wish i could write a book
Thetis20 (9:48:43 pm): um.... you kinda did
LzyBrunette (9:48:49 pm): i don't think i can
Thetis20 (9:48:54 pm): slls is a fucking novel
LzyBrunette (9:49:00 pm): but not something everyone can read
Thetis20 (9:49:15 pm): i don't think everyone can read drowning
LzyBrunette (9:49:16 pm): it could never be published or go anywhere
LzyBrunette (9:49:23 pm): sure they could
Thetis20 (9:49:27 pm): i think it's immature and it shows my age
LzyBrunette (9:49:34 pm): slls is fucking FAN fiction
LzyBrunette (9:50:16 pm): i don't think it's immature
Thetis20 (9:50:23 pm): i do
LzyBrunette (9:50:55 pm): what's immature about it?
LzyBrunette (9:51:18 pm): i thought it was...moving
Thetis20 (9:51:28 pm): well, alex is an immature character, they were in a band
Thetis20 (9:51:34 pm): all of that is being changed though
LzyBrunette (9:51:44 pm): who was alex again?
Thetis20 (9:51:50 pm): i'm thinking of doing away with the band and alex
LzyBrunette (9:51:51 pm): i don't remember him
Thetis20 (9:51:55 pm): "josh"
Thetis20 (9:52:23 pm): i'm either taking alex or kellie out
Thetis20 (9:52:32 pm): and i'm thinking about taking pete out too
Thetis20 (9:52:39 pm): nick's already gone
LzyBrunette (9:52:58 pm): i don't remember any of them anyway
LzyBrunette (9:53:23 pm): you don't have to tell me in gc terms either
LzyBrunette (9:53:31 pm): i know you don't like it
Thetis20 (9:54:02 pm): it's ok
Thetis20 (9:54:18 pm): pete-tony alex-josh kelly-sarah
Thetis20 (9:54:22 pm): nick-paul
LzyBrunette (9:54:24 pm): well when i asked about alex i was expecting "older brother"
Thetis20 (9:54:29 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (9:54:33 pm): i didn't want you to give me the gc terms
Thetis20 (9:54:38 pm): yeah, guess i could have said that too
LzyBrunette (9:54:38 pm): it only makes it harder
Thetis20 (9:54:48 pm): i didn't even think of that
Thetis20 (9:54:51 pm): i'm dumb
LzyBrunette (9:55:19 pm): if you take out all those characters it'll be bare
LzyBrunette (9:55:41 pm): shane has no friends to turn to, jamie had no close friends
LzyBrunette (9:55:54 pm): and no other family
Thetis20 (9:56:16 pm): not all of them
Thetis20 (9:56:44 pm): alex is.... well, he's there to show how strong the bond was
between shane and jamie
Thetis20 (9:56:55 pm): but, i don't know kelly's purpose
Thetis20 (9:57:03 pm): she's just mopy and misses jamie
Thetis20 (9:57:09 pm): and thats shane's job
Thetis20 (9:57:28 pm): and shane has kyle to turn to
Thetis20 (9:57:30 pm): and jamie has chris
LzyBrunette (9:57:45 pm): i dunno...i think people are always surrounded by more people
LzyBrunette (9:58:02 pm): and just because they don't have a specific purpose doesn't
mean they aren't there
Thetis20 (9:58:11 pm): that's the thing though, too many characters is confusing to read and
write
Thetis20 (9:58:32 pm): and all characters have to have a purpose
LzyBrunette (9:58:39 pm): mine don't
Thetis20 (9:58:43 pm): otherwise they're a waste of space
Thetis20 (9:58:53 pm): yes they do
Thetis20 (9:58:55 pm): they all do
LzyBrunette (9:59:01 pm): my whole story is a form of entertainment
LzyBrunette (9:59:09 pm): i write nothing with purpose
LzyBrunette (9:59:14 pm): only to be amused
Thetis20 (9:59:20 pm): but everything has a purpose
LzyBrunette (9:59:26 pm): renee?
LzyBrunette (9:59:31 pm): chad?
LzyBrunette (9:59:37 pm): jordan?
LzyBrunette (9:59:45 pm): steve?
LzyBrunette (9:59:55 pm): all useless
Thetis20 (10:00:00 pm): they aren't major characters
Thetis20 (10:00:06 pm): excepy renee sort of
Thetis20 (10:00:11 pm): except
LzyBrunette (10:00:12 pm): ok maybe renee and chad have parts
Thetis20 (10:00:28 pm): steve is their manager, they're in a band
Thetis20 (10:00:38 pm): i can't remember who jordan is
LzyBrunette (10:00:38 pm): so he does nothing for the story
LzyBrunette (10:00:45 pm): jordan's in nfg
Thetis20 (10:00:56 pm): ohhhhh, that jordan
Thetis20 (10:00:58 pm): the ugly kid
LzyBrunette (10:01:02 pm): haha
Thetis20 (10:01:06 pm): he's insignificant
LzyBrunette (10:01:10 pm): he looks a lot like morrissey
Thetis20 (10:01:12 pm): i can't even remember him in the story
Thetis20 (10:01:16 pm): noooooooooooo
Thetis20 (10:01:23 pm): how dare you!?!?
Thetis20 (10:01:27 pm): *humph*
LzyBrunette (10:01:30 pm): what i think he does
LzyBrunette (10:01:34 pm): anyway
Thetis20 (10:01:38 pm): morrissey is sexy
LzyBrunette (10:01:45 pm): adriana has no role either
LzyBrunette (10:01:55 pm): or jamie
Thetis20 (10:01:57 pm): jordan sounds like his balls need to drop
Thetis20 (10:02:04 pm): adriana is jess's sister
Thetis20 (10:02:08 pm): jamie is....
LzyBrunette (10:02:10 pm): or claudia though she was supposed to
Thetis20 (10:02:12 pm): who again?
LzyBrunette (10:02:19 pm): joel's girlfriend
LzyBrunette (10:02:23 pm): he cheated on
Thetis20 (10:02:30 pm): ohhhhhh.... she was So important
LzyBrunette (10:02:31 pm): with another girlfriend
Thetis20 (10:02:45 pm): that add's to joel's characterization
Thetis20 (10:02:57 pm): Joel is kind of a dick in the beginning
Thetis20 (10:03:02 pm): to his girlfriends anyway
LzyBrunette (10:03:14 pm): well the claudia thing was miswritten
LzyBrunette (10:03:23 pm): she was his long time
LzyBrunette (10:03:34 pm): but jessa meet them at the end
Thetis20 (10:03:38 pm): i remember her, but i don't
LzyBrunette (10:03:39 pm): meets*
LzyBrunette (10:03:56 pm): and joel's still kinda seeing her when he's with jamie
Thetis20 (10:04:16 pm): is claudia the one he has sex with in the dressing room?
LzyBrunette (10:04:21 pm): yeah
Thetis20 (10:04:24 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (10:04:36 pm): carly
LzyBrunette (10:04:44 pm): calry's completely insignificant
Thetis20 (10:04:48 pm): does she even speak in the story?
LzyBrunette (10:04:56 pm): like twice
Thetis20 (10:05:02 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (10:05:15 pm): billy's insignificant
LzyBrunette (10:05:18 pm): too
Thetis20 (10:05:20 pm): you have SO many characters
LzyBrunette (10:05:27 pm): exactly
Thetis20 (10:05:28 pm): i never realized how many you had
Thetis20 (10:05:46 pm): you're story is a tv show
Thetis20 (10:05:48 pm): not a novel
LzyBrunette (10:05:50 pm): because our lives (at least mine) has a lot of people
Thetis20 (10:05:54 pm): but long enough to be a novel
LzyBrunette (10:06:02 pm): i already told you it was a tv show
Thetis20 (10:06:07 pm): i know
Thetis20 (10:06:10 pm): i remember
LzyBrunette (10:06:20 pm): hence 13 episodes
LzyBrunette (10:06:24 pm): a pilot season
Thetis20 (10:06:25 pm): i know
Thetis20 (10:06:46 pm): novels are a lot different though
LzyBrunette (10:06:59 pm): although if all this shit happened in one season...
Thetis20 (10:07:04 pm): novels can't have so many characters
LzyBrunette (10:07:06 pm): can you imagine the ratings?
Thetis20 (10:07:11 pm): haha
Thetis20 (10:07:19 pm): off the charts
LzyBrunette (10:07:22 pm): smash hit!
LzyBrunette (10:07:36 pm): the new king of primetime would be benji
Thetis20 (10:07:48 pm): i'm sure he'd just love that
LzyBrunette (10:07:52 pm): oh god
LzyBrunette (10:08:07 pm): forsome reason this is making me think about party of 5
LzyBrunette (10:08:14 pm): and i don't know why
Thetis20 (10:08:23 pm): i never watche that show
Thetis20 (10:08:27 pm): *watched
LzyBrunette (10:08:30 pm): i loved it
Thetis20 (10:08:37 pm): i'm so not used to this little keyboard
Thetis20 (10:08:48 pm): i keep mispelling things like crazy
LzyBrunette (10:09:05 pm): back to my first thought...i could never write a novel...or a
fucking movie or anything
Thetis20 (10:09:25 pm): i bet you could
LzyBrunette (10:09:27 pm): i have trouble with my own characters...i borrow...and that's
wrong
Thetis20 (10:09:39 pm): do you know how long screenplay are generally?
Thetis20 (10:09:46 pm): you could do it in a snap
LzyBrunette (10:10:01 pm): everything i've ever worked a lot on has been somekind of spin
off fanfic type thing
LzyBrunette (10:10:19 pm): star wars, er, hercules/xena, the tribe...
LzyBrunette (10:10:23 pm): harry potter
LzyBrunette (10:10:30 pm): now good charlotte
LzyBrunette (10:10:41 pm): i've been this way since i was a kid
LzyBrunette (10:10:55 pm): making up a ME to fit in with already made characters
Thetis20 (10:11:22 pm): everyone does it
LzyBrunette (10:11:30 pm): a sceenplay is about 120-200 pages
Thetis20 (10:11:35 pm): every character ever created is part of the writer
Thetis20 (10:11:37 pm): yeah
LzyBrunette (10:11:40 pm): 1pg = i minute screen time
Thetis20 (10:11:42 pm): mostly 120
LzyBrunette (10:11:45 pm): 1 minute
Thetis20 (10:11:51 pm): not many are 200
LzyBrunette (10:11:56 pm): they are now
LzyBrunette (10:12:05 pm): have you been to the movies lately
Thetis20 (10:12:11 pm): and they're too long i think
LzyBrunette (10:12:13 pm): everything is like 3 hours
Thetis20 (10:12:14 pm): and crappy
Thetis20 (10:12:24 pm): i don't like loong movies
Thetis20 (10:12:26 pm): long
LzyBrunette (10:12:31 pm): i do...i depends
Thetis20 (10:12:34 pm): i can't sit still long enough
LzyBrunette (10:12:41 pm): as you can tell i like details
Thetis20 (10:12:54 pm): i'm a detail person
LzyBrunette (10:12:55 pm): and i love to see the same characters in different situations
Thetis20 (10:12:56 pm): big time
Thetis20 (10:13:05 pm): which is why i don't go to the movies very often
LzyBrunette (10:13:05 pm): which is why i like tv and sequels
Thetis20 (10:13:33 pm): i'm not a fan of sequals, generally
LzyBrunette (10:13:40 pm): i love sequels
LzyBrunette (10:13:46 pm): as long as it's the same people
Thetis20 (10:13:52 pm): i'm always disappointed
LzyBrunette (10:13:59 pm): me=never
Thetis20 (10:14:01 pm): and i like to be left wondering
LzyBrunette (10:14:05 pm): i hate it
LzyBrunette (10:14:11 pm): nothing up to the imagination
LzyBrunette (10:14:19 pm): look at slls
Thetis20 (10:14:21 pm): i hate cut and dry movies
Thetis20 (10:14:28 pm): life isn't like that
LzyBrunette (10:14:42 pm): i'm constantly going back and adding in what i didn't add in
LzyBrunette (10:14:58 pm): i don't care
Thetis20 (10:14:58 pm): that's why i can't post online
LzyBrunette (10:15:05 pm): that's why i'm a writer
LzyBrunette (10:15:08 pm): i wanna be god
LzyBrunette (10:15:11 pm): in control
LzyBrunette (10:15:17 pm): i know everything
Thetis20 (10:15:21 pm): i go back and change something and it completely changes the
direction of the story for me
LzyBrunette (10:15:22 pm): no surprises
Thetis20 (10:15:23 pm): yeah, same
LzyBrunette (10:15:49 pm): no one can make the story there's
LzyBrunette (10:15:58 pm): because i've written ever detail
LzyBrunette (10:16:22 pm): i don't go back and "change"
LzyBrunette (10:16:26 pm): i go back and add
Thetis20 (10:16:38 pm): i change and add
Thetis20 (10:16:50 pm): i have to be happy with it
Thetis20 (10:16:58 pm): and i do whatever it takes to make me happy with it
LzyBrunette (10:17:00 pm): like the first time benji and jessa have sex...at first i liked how
it was implied that they did it, but then i decided to write it out
Thetis20 (10:17:17 pm): and i'm glad you did
LzyBrunette (10:17:30 pm): and then i added benji's view of it, leading to the morning and
his feelings about jessa
Thetis20 (10:17:48 pm): yeah
LzyBrunette (10:17:58 pm): and as we speak i'm writing jessa's morning and how benji acts
weird to get her out of his house
Thetis20 (10:18:12 pm): hmmmm....
LzyBrunette (10:18:23 pm): i swear i'll write the missing 5 months one day
LzyBrunette (10:18:28 pm): it never ends
LzyBrunette (10:18:33 pm): i can't help it
Thetis20 (10:19:29 pm): it's ok
LzyBrunette (10:20:01 pm): ugh
LzyBrunette (10:20:07 pm): no i feel horrible
Thetis20 (10:20:15 pm): why?
LzyBrunette (10:20:19 pm): i'm a bad writer
Thetis20 (10:20:22 pm): i feel crappy too
Thetis20 (10:20:26 pm): no you're not
LzyBrunette (10:20:26 pm): i don't have restraint
Thetis20 (10:20:37 pm): and that makes you a bad writer?
LzyBrunette (10:20:46 pm): it's all raw and i'm too stubborn to ever change it
Thetis20 (10:20:57 pm): it's your style
LzyBrunette (10:21:02 pm): that's what you're saying
LzyBrunette (10:21:13 pm): that you can't have too many characters for a novel
Thetis20 (10:21:14 pm): huh?
LzyBrunette (10:21:26 pm): and...stuff
Thetis20 (10:21:31 pm): because it confuses me to write that many
Thetis20 (10:21:53 pm): i didn't mean all novels can't have a lot of characters
LzyBrunette (10:21:57 pm): i'm taking offense because i can't write any other way
Thetis20 (10:22:00 pm): sorry if it came out wrong
Thetis20 (10:22:16 pm): and you shouldn't write any other way
LzyBrunette (10:22:21 pm): you called out my every flw
Thetis20 (10:22:24 pm): you write your way, i write mine
LzyBrunette (10:22:28 pm): and i feel like a bad writer
LzyBrunette (10:22:31 pm): flaw*
Thetis20 (10:22:39 pm): i didn't mean too.....
Thetis20 (10:23:33 pm): i'm sorry
LzyBrunette (10:23:42 pm): i'm a control freak/people pleaser i don't like someone
disagreeing or being disatisfied
Thetis20 (10:24:03 pm): we just have really different styles
LzyBrunette (10:24:12 pm): i don't like that
LzyBrunette (10:24:25 pm): it makes us fight
Thetis20 (10:24:29 pm): but.... everyone has different styles
LzyBrunette (10:24:31 pm): and then i cry
Thetis20 (10:24:45 pm): i'm sorry...
LzyBrunette (10:24:46 pm): me and oskar are totally different and we never argue
Thetis20 (10:24:49 pm): i don't want you to cry
Thetis20 (10:24:57 pm): maybe i'm just a bitch
LzyBrunette (10:25:01 pm): no
LzyBrunette (10:25:04 pm): i'm sorry
Thetis20 (10:25:09 pm): no i am
LzyBrunette (10:25:11 pm): blah we always do this
Thetis20 (10:25:15 pm): i know
LzyBrunette (10:25:17 pm): why are we friends
Thetis20 (10:25:22 pm): i don't know
LzyBrunette (10:25:22 pm): i don't get it
Thetis20 (10:25:27 pm): but we are
LzyBrunette (10:25:39 pm): if i always end up feeling bad i wonder why i keep talking to you
LzyBrunette (10:25:51 pm): maybe it's cause of slappy
Thetis20 (10:25:52 pm): i'm sorry
LzyBrunette (10:26:07 pm): and mr wiggles
Thetis20 (10:26:09 pm): it's ok if yo0u don't want to talk to me anymore
Thetis20 (10:26:16 pm): i'll be sad but it's ok
LzyBrunette (10:26:19 pm): maybe their love brought us together
LzyBrunette (10:26:29 pm): no i do still wanna talk to you
LzyBrunette (10:26:43 pm): i don't know why but i want to
Thetis20 (10:26:54 pm): you have to tell me if i say something that makes you feel bad,
because i seriously don't mean to
Thetis20 (10:27:05 pm): make you feel bad
LzyBrunette (10:27:17 pm): damnit
LzyBrunette (10:27:24 pm): i was gonna say something
LzyBrunette (10:27:27 pm): and i forgot
Thetis20 (10:27:43 pm): if it makes you feel better, it's probably me, i don't get along with
many people
Thetis20 (10:27:49 pm): i know i'm difficult
Thetis20 (10:28:41 pm): i really do want to be friends with you
Thetis20 (10:28:50 pm): i think you know more about me than catherine does
LzyBrunette (10:28:51 pm): i think it's cause i look up to you in an odd way and
i constantly seek approval and instead of the constant rays of sunshine from
everyone else you're honest...and so i get hurt
LzyBrunette (10:28:59 pm): i do?
Thetis20 (10:29:04 pm): yeah
Thetis20 (10:29:09 pm): you do
Thetis20 (10:29:22 pm): i don't let many people in
Thetis20 (10:29:24 pm): at all
LzyBrunette (10:29:27 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (10:29:36 pm): i didn't know i was in
Thetis20 (10:29:56 pm): your as far in as you cn get for not knowing me too
long
LzyBrunette (10:30:02 pm): sometimes i feel like i'm an annoying little girl
Thetis20 (10:30:05 pm): a lot further than most people have gotten
LzyBrunette (10:30:14 pm): like i'm bugging you
Thetis20 (10:30:20 pm): but you're not
Thetis20 (10:30:21 pm): at all
Thetis20 (10:30:23 pm): ever
Thetis20 (10:30:29 pm): i get bored when you go to work
Thetis20 (10:30:34 pm): disappointed even
LzyBrunette (10:30:38 pm): especially when i ask about my story
Thetis20 (10:30:49 pm): no, i told you about that already
LzyBrunette (10:30:58 pm): i get disappointed coming home late and knowing
it's REALLY late over there
LzyBrunette (10:31:20 pm): i still don't know why you don't like talking about it
though
Thetis20 (10:31:24 pm): but we always talk at night
LzyBrunette (10:31:31 pm): i know
LzyBrunette (10:31:51 pm): but when you;re asleep and oskar's away i feel
lonely
Thetis20 (10:32:01 pm): i just don't really like talking about writing, it's weird
and crazy, but i feel like if i talk about it, i let my motivation out or something
LzyBrunette (10:32:26 pm): let my motivation out huh?
Thetis20 (10:32:31 pm): i stay up late at night just to talk to you
Thetis20 (10:32:53 pm): like, i'll lose it or soemthing
Thetis20 (10:32:55 pm): i don't know
LzyBrunette (10:32:57 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (10:33:14 pm): i like giving people ideas
LzyBrunette (10:33:19 pm): i like to be in control
Thetis20 (10:33:30 pm): we're goign to have the most fucked up relationship in
hollywood
LzyBrunette (10:33:36 pm): haha
Thetis20 (10:33:39 pm): worse than ben and jen
LzyBrunette (10:34:07 pm): "Beatrice and Asha: Friends or Enemies"
Thetis20 (10:34:11 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (10:34:29 pm): "Sometimes she makes me cry, but we're like
sisters...no really!"
Thetis20 (10:34:38 pm): Beatrice and Asha: sisters in law, but do they like each
other?
Thetis20 (10:35:00 pm): you know, after we marry benji and joel
LzyBrunette (10:35:04 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (10:35:07 pm): of course
Thetis20 (10:35:16 pm): and we'll make movies about each other
Thetis20 (10:35:23 pm): "no, i swear it's not about her"
LzyBrunette (10:35:52 pm): but the title's "Fancy Blue Crayons"
Thetis20 (10:36:09 pm): or "Mr, Wiggles"
Thetis20 (10:36:31 pm): "Benji Lovin'"
Thetis20 (10:36:51 pm): hey whats the address for that slogan thing?
LzyBrunette (10:38:04 pm): "They're really fucked up. i woke up one night and
Beatrice was in front of the computer IMing asha...and asha was talking about
something called 'slappy'" says beatrice's husband joel
Thetis20 (10:38:30 pm): hahaha
LzyBrunette (10:38:40 pm): http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=benji
Thetis20 (10:38:45 pm): thanks
LzyBrunette (10:39:00 pm): it's set on benji
LzyBrunette (10:39:02 pm): ha
Thetis20 (10:39:10 pm): i wanted to play with it today and leave you a message
but i couldn't find it
LzyBrunette (10:39:17 pm): aww
LzyBrunette (10:39:36 pm): i didn't get my stupid messages cause my susters
fucked up my computer
Thetis20 (10:39:40 pm): The Slappy with the Hole.
LzyBrunette (10:39:46 pm): hahaha
Thetis20 (10:39:47 pm): first one
LzyBrunette (10:40:06 pm): what's a good come on?
Thetis20 (10:40:12 pm): I'd like to buy the world a slappy
Thetis20 (10:40:19 pm): umm....
LzyBrunette (10:40:19 pm): hehe
LzyBrunette (10:40:36 pm): cause ""Mmm, baby, let's have sex." isn't cutting
the mustard
Thetis20 (10:40:48 pm): this kid Dan in one of my classes used to practice his
pick up lines on me
Thetis20 (10:40:52 pm): this is my favorite:
LzyBrunette (10:41:08 pm): my dad sucks
Thetis20 (10:41:25 pm): "Did you know that women have more erctile tissue
than men? "really?" "yeah, want me to show you?"
Thetis20 (10:41:30 pm): why?
LzyBrunette (10:41:40 pm): he doesn't take me with him
Thetis20 (10:41:47 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (10:41:49 pm): i give him $5 to get me rolled tacos
LzyBrunette (10:41:55 pm): and i get crap and no change
Thetis20 (10:42:02 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (10:42:10 pm): these taco's SUCK
Thetis20 (10:42:13 pm): Obey Your Slappy
Thetis20 (10:42:39 pm): "damn right you better obey slappy."
Thetis20 (10:42:50 pm): joel, go back in the closet, i'm talking to asha
LzyBrunette (10:42:57 pm): i mean how long have i been his daughter and he
doesn't know how picky and particular i am
Thetis20 (10:43:05 pm): haha
Thetis20 (10:43:10 pm): my dad's the same way
Thetis20 (10:43:33 pm): oh my god....
LzyBrunette (10:43:34 pm): when i say i want mexican i want it from the place
by his work and NOWHERE else
LzyBrunette (10:43:41 pm): what?
Thetis20 (10:43:50 pm): Wherever theres a snack gap, slappy fits.
Thetis20 (10:43:53 pm): best one ever
Thetis20 (10:43:55 pm): EVER
LzyBrunette (10:43:57 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (10:44:38 pm): i gotta doctor these tacos before they's ediable
LzyBrunette (10:44:42 pm): edible*
Thetis20 (10:44:50 pm): All slappy, all the time
Thetis20 (10:45:54 pm): Devon Knows How They Make Mr. Wiggles So
Creamy.
Thetis20 (10:46:30 pm): There's No Wrong Way to Eat a Mr. Wiggles
Thetis20 (10:48:13 pm): Kids Will Do Anything for Mr. Wiggles
LzyBrunette (10:49:11 pm): i like the first wiggles one
Thetis20 (10:49:28 pm): the last one was perverted and wrong
LzyBrunette (10:49:46 pm): very wrong
LzyBrunette (10:49:56 pm): i got one like that that said benji loving
Thetis20 (10:49:58 pm): ew ew ew
LzyBrunette (10:50:01 pm): and joel sex
Thetis20 (10:50:10 pm): Mr. Wiggles, the Other White meat.
LzyBrunette (10:50:27 pm): it's more pink than white really
Thetis20 (10:50:43 pm): haha
Thetis20 (10:51:16 pm): Double The Pleasure, Double the Mr.Wiggles and
Slappy
LzyBrunette (10:51:26 pm): haha
Thetis20 (10:51:39 pm): ok, that's enough for me
LzyBrunette (10:52:31 pm): hehe
LzyBrunette (10:52:34 pm): have sun
LzyBrunette (10:52:37 pm): fun*
Thetis20 (10:53:56 pm): too much fun
LzyBrunette (10:54:08 pm): stupid boards!!!!!!
LzyBrunette (10:54:21 pm): it's been and hour
LzyBrunette (10:54:25 pm): now i must die
Thetis20 (10:54:25 pm): they'd also probably write something about that too
Thetis20 (10:54:29 pm): my weirdness
Thetis20 (10:54:34 pm): i said no!
Thetis20 (10:54:42 pm): joel said you're making slappy sad
LzyBrunette (10:55:01 pm): but i made patrick's happy today
LzyBrunette (10:55:05 pm): i saw it
Thetis20 (10:55:11 pm): oohhhhhhh
Thetis20 (10:55:13 pm): baby
Thetis20 (10:55:29 pm): tell
LzyBrunette (10:55:56 pm): i don't know what i did
LzyBrunette (10:56:54 pm): but we were talking/flirting and then i was "oh
baby, that's hot" and he was like "meow" and went in back and i went back
there and he was all..."up"
Thetis20 (10:59:23 pm): hahhaha
Thetis20 (10:59:33 pm): you got a rise out of him
LzyBrunette (10:59:37 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (10:59:50 pm): i told you he wants me
Thetis20 (10:59:53 pm): you should have told him to stop pointing at you
LzyBrunette (11:00:06 pm): i don't think he knows i know
Thetis20 (11:00:24 pm): "patrick and asha sittin in a tree, and that means benji
all for me!"
LzyBrunette (11:00:31 pm): ha
LzyBrunette (11:00:43 pm): patrick's still sitting with sarah
Thetis20 (11:00:51 pm): "hear that benj?"
Thetis20 (11:00:55 pm): ewwww
Thetis20 (11:00:58 pm): smack her
LzyBrunette (11:01:10 pm): he treats like shit though
LzyBrunette (11:01:17 pm): abd she's so sweet and nice
LzyBrunette (11:01:27 pm): treats her*
Thetis20 (11:01:37 pm): he treats her bad?
Thetis20 (11:01:40 pm): not good....
LzyBrunette (11:01:45 pm): no it's not
LzyBrunette (11:01:57 pm): they've been together like 3 years
LzyBrunette (11:02:01 pm): too
Thetis20 (11:02:03 pm): so?
Thetis20 (11:02:17 pm): he still shouldn't treat her bad
LzyBrunette (11:02:24 pm): that's not what i meant
Thetis20 (11:02:31 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (11:02:32 pm): i mean that's why i need to stop
Thetis20 (11:02:37 pm): ohhhhh
LzyBrunette (11:02:42 pm): i can't wreck homes
LzyBrunette (11:02:51 pm): my mom did it and i CAN'T
Thetis20 (11:02:52 pm): well they aren't married
Thetis20 (11:02:54 pm): are they?
LzyBrunette (11:03:04 pm): no but they might one day
LzyBrunette (11:03:09 pm): she'll never leave
Thetis20 (11:03:19 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (11:03:42 pm): i mean if they ever do it'll be a long time before he
starts dating anyway
LzyBrunette (11:03:53 pm): she's like the only gf he's ever had
LzyBrunette (11:04:03 pm): since he was 16 they've been together
Thetis20 (11:04:23 pm): awwwww
Thetis20 (11:04:28 pm): that's cute
LzyBrunette (11:04:32 pm): yeah
Thetis20 (11:04:32 pm): but....
Thetis20 (11:04:39 pm): he was pointing at you....
LzyBrunette (11:04:42 pm): but they're such a strange couple
LzyBrunette (11:04:46 pm): that too
LzyBrunette (11:05:05 pm): they are completely lacking in emotion for each
other
LzyBrunette (11:05:08 pm): it's creepy
LzyBrunette (11:05:24 pm): i mean i know they're at work and they are being
professionals
Thetis20 (11:05:33 pm): that is really weird
LzyBrunette (11:05:45 pm): but a. p's never a pro b. they act like that outof
work too
Thetis20 (11:06:03 pm): maybe they're staying together because it's familiar and
safe
LzyBrunette (11:06:13 pm): that's what i think
LzyBrunette (11:06:38 pm): and i think she sensed him pullling away because
she bought him a $200 wallet
Thetis20 (11:06:55 pm): yeah, you told me about that
Thetis20 (11:06:59 pm): maybe it's fake
LzyBrunette (11:07:06 pm): no he showed it to me
LzyBrunette (11:07:13 pm): it's like totally real
Thetis20 (11:07:15 pm): you never know.....
LzyBrunette (11:07:19 pm): i guess
LzyBrunette (11:07:36 pm): but anyway she bought him this extravagant gift for
no reason
LzyBrunette (11:07:42 pm): even he doesn't know why
Thetis20 (11:08:07 pm): hmmm
Thetis20 (11:08:10 pm): odd
LzyBrunette (11:08:31 pm): i never came up with a come on
Thetis20 (11:08:44 pm): oh, right
Thetis20 (11:08:47 pm): hmmm.....
LzyBrunette (11:09:02 pm): something a little bit dirty
LzyBrunette (11:09:09 pm): but not too much
LzyBrunette (11:09:15 pm): something sexy
LzyBrunette (11:09:21 pm): benji sexy
Thetis20 (11:09:37 pm): i don't think i know any sexy come ons
LzyBrunette (11:09:47 pm): me either
LzyBrunette (11:10:03 pm): I grinned and pulled her closer to me. I pulled her
to straddle my lap and began kissing her.
"Mmm, baby, let's have sex." I suggested, kissing her further.
LzyBrunette (11:10:09 pm): i just don't like that
LzyBrunette (11:10:18 pm): it's not sexy
LzyBrunette (11:10:22 pm): it's generic
Thetis20 (11:12:10 pm): i'll look for some
Thetis20 (11:14:06 pm): Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
LzyBrunette (11:14:20 pm): hehe
Thetis20 (11:14:53 pm): I've just moved you to the top of my "to do" list
LzyBrunette (11:15:09 pm): that's funny
Thetis20 (11:15:21 pm): i can't find any sexy ones
Thetis20 (11:15:25 pm): they're all pervy
LzyBrunette (11:15:45 pm): benji would so say those...just not at that moment
Thetis20 (11:15:55 pm): yeah
LzyBrunette (11:16:14 pm): the "to do" one sounds very benji
LzyBrunette (11:16:24 pm): i can write around that one
Thetis20 (11:17:20 pm): i like the way you worte
Thetis20 (11:17:23 pm): wrote it
LzyBrunette (11:17:27 pm): really?
LzyBrunette (11:17:34 pm): Let's have sex?
Thetis20 (11:17:37 pm): yeah, it just seems very benji
LzyBrunette (11:17:40 pm): i don;t like that
Thetis20 (11:17:47 pm): make love?
LzyBrunette (11:17:50 pm): i don't like sex
LzyBrunette (11:17:57 pm): no i exed that already
Thetis20 (11:18:01 pm): haha, that sounds funny
Thetis20 (11:18:14 pm): do it?
LzyBrunette (11:18:18 pm): i don;t like "sex"
Thetis20 (11:18:22 pm): free mr. wiggles?
Thetis20 (11:18:46 pm): his is mini vicious in this story isn't it?
LzyBrunette (11:18:51 pm): yup
Thetis20 (11:22:35 pm): You should be someone's wife.
LzyBrunette (11:22:52 pm): i should
Thetis20 (11:23:00 pm): that's a line i f9und
Thetis20 (11:23:03 pm): or found
LzyBrunette (11:23:14 pm): i don't get it
Thetis20 (11:23:25 pm): It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that
tripped me
LzyBrunette (11:23:30 pm): haha
Thetis20 (11:23:36 pm): i don't either but i thought maybe you could work with
it
Thetis20 (11:26:17 pm): i can't find any good ones
LzyBrunette (11:26:54 pm): i'm trying to work with something about "you're a
married woman" and "oh please stop mrs. madden"
Thetis20 (11:28:34 pm): for some reason, that pick up line makes me think of
benji saying "let's play house"
LzyBrunette (11:28:47 pm): ooooo i like that
LzyBrunette (11:29:28 pm): "Let's play house, i'll be the daddy".........or does
that sound twisted?
Thetis20 (11:29:47 pm): um, kinda creepy
LzyBrunette (11:30:00 pm): ok
Thetis20 (11:30:39 pm): i'll be the husband wouldn't be creepy though
LzyBrunette (11:30:49 pm): it doesn't flow
Thetis20 (11:30:58 pm): unless he said "i'll be the daddy you be the mommy"
Thetis20 (11:31:02 pm): that's not creepy
LzyBrunette (11:31:10 pm): i found that creepier
Thetis20 (11:31:39 pm): oh
LzyBrunette (11:39:12 pm): i think i've done it
LzyBrunette (11:39:18 pm): i think it's hot
LzyBrunette (11:39:30 pm): i think you might wanna read it
Thetis20 (11:39:31 pm): mmmmm hotness....
Thetis20 (11:40:05 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (11:40:23 pm): hmm
LzyBrunette (11:40:32 pm): i don't wannagive you the long version
Thetis20 (11:40:45 pm): ok
LzyBrunette (11:41:25 pm): benji took out his piercings becausethe baby plays
with them, jessa misses them, he suggests wearing them only at night, this
makes jessa blush...
LzyBrunette (11:41:41 pm): "Yes?" I coaxed.
"It just feels…I dunno…dirty."
"Dirty?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Like it's a sex thing." She whispered.
"Is it a sex thing?" I whispered back.
She giggled.
"Like ya know, you're only putting them in at night, because I like them." she
blushed.
"Well what if I took these out and did my tongue." I teased. "You'd like that
huh, babe."
Her blush deepened. "Stop it."
"You know you would. You're a nasty girl, Jess." I pushed.
"Benji!"
"C'mon stop being so modest." I kept on it. "You know how you like it."
"STOP!" she shut her eyes.
"C'mon Jess." I poked her side. "Tell me you don't like it dirty."
"okay, I like it dirty." She smirked at me and climbed into my lap.
"Oh please Mrs. Madden, stop." I kidded. I grinned and pulled her closer to me.
I began kissing her. she toyed with my nipples through my cotton shirt. "You're
a married woman!" I exclaimed.
We messed around a little more. This was getting hot.
"Mmm, baby, I've missed this." I said, kissing her further and pulling on her
clothes. She sighed and started pulling away.
"No, I don't know."
"c'mon Jess, it's been so long." I begged. "I just want you."
"I don't know if I'm ready, yet." She whined.
"please. I'll be gentle, so gentle." I promised her, rubbing the small of her
back.
"No you won't. you get excited and you go rough." She explained. She sighed
again and mussed my hair. "I'm sorry baby," she frowned. "I just…"
I shook my head. "Don't explain, I get it."
I got it, but I still wanted it. I wanted her. Isabel was 4 months old now and I
knew Jessa was…functional…but I guess I sorta expected her to shy away from
sex for awhile. I did really want her, want sex, the nasty dirty variety. How
long was I gonna have to wait? She couldn't expect me to wait for too long. I
hoped that our sex life wasn't in complete shambles now that we were parents.
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LzyBrunette (11:42:08 pm): "Yes?" I coaxed.
"It just feels…I dunno…dirty."
"Dirty?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Like it's a sex thing." She whispered.
"Is it a sex thing?" I whispered back.
She giggled.
"Like ya know, you're only putting them in at night, because I like them." she
blushed.
"Well what if I took these out and did my tongue." I teased. "You'd like that
huh, babe."
Her blush deepened. "Stop it."
"You know you would. You're a nasty girl, Jess." I pushed.
"Benji!"
"C'mon stop being so modest." I kept on it. "You know how you like it."
"STOP!" she shut her eyes.
"C'mon Jess." I poked her side. "Tell me you don't like it dirty."
"okay, I like it dirty." She smirked at me and climbed into my lap.
"Oh please Mrs. Madden, stop." I kidded. I grinned and pulled her closer to me.
I began kissing her. she toyed with my nipples through my cotton shirt. "You're
a married woman!" I exclaimed.
We messed around a little more. This was getting hot.
LzyBrunette (11:43:04 pm): "Mmm, baby, I've missed this." I said, kissing her
further and pulling on her clothes. She sighed and started pulling away.
LzyBrunette (11:43:13 pm): "No, I don't know."
"c'mon Jess, it's been so long." I begged. "I just want you."
"I don't know if I'm ready, yet." She whined.
"please. I'll be gentle, so gentle." I promised her, rubbing the small of her
back.
"No you won't. you get excited and you go rough." She explained. She sighed
again and mussed my hair. "I'm sorry baby," she frowned. "I just…"
I shook my head. "Don't explain, I get it."
I got it, but I still wanted it. I wanted her. Isabel was 4 months old now and I
knew Jessa was…functional…but I guess I sorta expected her to shy away from
sex for awhile. I did really want her, want sex, the nasty dirty variety. How
long was I gonna have to wait? She couldn't expect me to wait for too long. I
hoped that our sex life wasn't in complete shambles now that we were parents.
Thetis20 (11:44:47 pm): very hot
Thetis20 (11:44:49 pm): and cute
LzyBrunette (11:45:33 pm): it works right?
Thetis20 (11:45:46 pm): yes
Thetis20 (11:45:50 pm): mmmmmmm
Thetis20 (11:45:54 pm): benji's so sexy
LzyBrunette (11:45:59 pm): yay
Thetis20 (11:46:10 pm): i can imagine him giggling a little when he calls he mrs.
madden
Thetis20 (11:46:19 pm): that part was so cute by the way
LzyBrunette (11:46:51 pm): hehe
LzyBrunette (11:46:52 pm): thanks
Thetis20 (11:47:24 pm): i'm stealing him
LzyBrunette (11:47:47 pm): noooooooooooooooo
Thetis20 (11:48:02 pm): you can have ghetto joel, i'm stealing benji
LzyBrunette (11:48:04 pm): i'm so bored without my boards
Thetis20 (11:48:07 pm): i mean ghetto wanna be joel
LzyBrunette (11:48:12 pm): haha
Thetis20 (11:49:44 pm): I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot for This Ghetto Joel
LzyBrunette (11:49:53 pm): haha
LzyBrunette (11:49:57 pm): that's GREAT
Thetis20 (11:57:50 pm): want a sneak peek?
LzyBrunette (11:57:56 pm): sure
Thetis20 (11:58:30 pm): it's a peace offering
Thetis20 (11:58:48 pm): i don't know if i'm going to use it but you can still read
it.....
Thetis20 (11:58:51 pm): if you want
Thetis20 (11:58:56 pm): you can say no
LzyBrunette (11:59:05 pm): i want to read it damn it
Thetis20 (11:59:29 pm): ok
Thetis20 (12:02:28 am): "Jamie!?"
"Shane?"
They stared at each other for a moment.
"What- Ja- is... are you really here?"
"Yeah, Shane, I'm, I'm really here."
"I thought you were dead. You- How could you do this to us!?"
"What?"
"I said how could you do this to us?"
"I'm sorry, Shane, I-"
"Do you even know what you put me through? What you put your
family through?"
"I'm sorry, Shane. I had to do it. I had to-"
"I don't care, Jamie. I don't fucking care. What ever little ‘woe is me,
no one fucking loves me' crap you had your mind on it's over now. This is bull
shit, Jamie. Bull shit. You don't even know what we were dealing with, what I
was dealing with."
"I do know and I'm sorry."
Thetis20 (12:02:58 am): "Oh, you know, do you? Then you know all about me
driving home from your funeral wishing that I'd get into a car crash or when I'd
walk down the street I would secretly pray for something to happen to me, so
I would be dead, too? I have a family; a wife and kids and another one on the
way and I was so fucking depressed without you that I wished I was dead.
Do you know that, James? Do you?"
"Shane, I-"
"No. I don't want to hear it. I wish I had died. I have nothing left now
thanks to you."
"Nothing left? What are you talking about? And did you say another
one on the way?"
"Yeah. I did. Not that you'd know anything that's going on in my life-
or Kelly's life. Do you know what it's like to look into her eyes and know that
all that happiness is gone? She used to smile and laugh all the time."
"I-"
"You killed that, Jamie. You killed her. You killed me."
"Let me explain-"
"Explain? I don't think so. You.... this is all your fault. You left me,
Livvie left me, I can't even see my kids. She's pregnant, Jamie, and I don't
know if I'm ever even gonna see my baby. You... I hate you, Jamie. You
destroyed my life. I wish you really were dead."
LzyBrunette (12:04:33 am): awwwww
LzyBrunette (12:05:00 am): that was good
LzyBrunette (12:05:03 am): really good
Thetis20 (12:05:14 am): i don't know if it's gonna make it in
LzyBrunette (12:05:21 am): why?
Thetis20 (12:05:32 am): i'm not sure if i want livvie to be pregnant either
LzyBrunette (12:05:44 am): oh
Thetis20 (12:05:50 am): i don't know, i have to see where the stories goign first
LzyBrunette (12:05:50 am): i thought that was a nice touch
Thetis20 (12:05:56 am): it might not end up there
Thetis20 (12:06:02 am): yeah, i don't know
Thetis20 (12:06:39 am): i think i'm gonna take mya out too
LzyBrunette (12:07:12 am): mya?
LzyBrunette (12:07:16 am): who's mya?
Thetis20 (12:07:19 am): on the beach
LzyBrunette (12:07:23 am): oh right
LzyBrunette (12:07:29 am): i completely forgot her name
Thetis20 (12:08:00 am): yeah, she's gonna either come out or have something to
do with james
LzyBrunette (12:08:12 am): ooo
LzyBrunette (12:08:26 am): and what is his problem i feellike shane does
LzyBrunette (12:08:35 am): how can you do that to your family
Thetis20 (12:09:10 am): i haven't quite figured out what his problem is yet
LzyBrunette (12:09:42 am): he's a bastard
Thetis20 (12:10:47 am): ohhhhh
Thetis20 (12:10:51 am): you don;t know the half of it
Thetis20 (12:10:58 am): he's an ass
LzyBrunette (12:11:12 am): damn him
Thetis20 (12:11:13 am): this didn't make it in:
Thetis20 (12:11:41 am): "Hello?" she answered frantically.
Silence
"Hello? Shane? Is someone there?" she asked again, this time with
more urgency in her voice. She heard someone take a deep breath on the
other end. The words that came out of her mouth next surprised even her.
"Jamie, you have to come home." What shocked her even more was
the voice that answered.
"Livvie?"
"Jamie? Where are you? Come home, please?" she pleaded.
"I can't do that."
"What, why not?"
"I can't and I won't. I'll never come back there. I have to go. Don't tell
anyone you talked to me, Livvie. I mean it." She was desperate to keep him
on the line so she spat out the first thing that came to mind.
"Someone is dying, James."
"Dying? What? Who? Is my mom ok?"
"You're mother is fine. You're brother is the one who's falling apart.
He's looking for you, he's having these crazy dreams, he's yelling at everyone.
What the hell am I supposed to do about this?"
"I don't know. It's not my problem."
"Like hell it isn't. This family is falling apart and it's your fault. Come
home and fix it or so help me, I'm going come out there and drag you home
myself."
"Shane will be fine without me. He's a grown man. He's your husband,
you deal with him."
"He found the letter you wrote. He thinks your dead. He knows Chris
paid the bill in Italy. He's going to find you and I'm going to help him."
"I mean it, Livvie. You have to stop him. I won't be found, I'll be one
step ahead of you the whole time."
"You're acting like you're some kind of criminal, Jamie. Your family
just wants you to come home. Your twin brother is falling apart, his kids are
going to grow up without a father at the rate he's going. Your little sister is on
medication, she cries all the time and she barely leaves the house. Come
home."
Click.
LzyBrunette (12:12:53 am): ewwww
LzyBrunette (12:12:59 am): fucking motherfucker
Thetis20 (12:13:09 am): i know
LzyBrunette (12:13:14 am): what did he even call for
Thetis20 (12:13:15 am): that's why it's not in there
Thetis20 (12:13:20 am): i don't know
Thetis20 (12:13:29 am): he wanted to hear shane's voice
Thetis20 (12:13:34 am): but shane left
LzyBrunette (12:13:51 am): hmmm
Thetis20 (12:14:01 am): shane alm ost left livvie because he felt like he was a
horrible husband and father
LzyBrunette (12:14:21 am): i feel bad for shane
Thetis20 (12:14:55 am): shane's kind of an ass too
Thetis20 (12:15:08 am): alex is the worst though
LzyBrunette (12:15:25 am): really?
Thetis20 (12:15:33 am): he's such a dick
Thetis20 (12:16:49 am): i'm sweating my ass off over here
Thetis20 (12:17:02 am): tiny gets hot
LzyBrunette (12:17:11 am): my stomach is in knots
Thetis20 (12:17:20 am): why?
LzyBrunette (12:17:37 am): well i was all nervous that my boards were broken
broken
LzyBrunette (12:17:46 am): and i just feel uneasy
LzyBrunette (12:17:56 am): but my boards are back now
Thetis20 (12:17:57 am): are they ok now?
Thetis20 (12:18:45 am): yay!
LzyBrunette (12:18:57 am): i was so excited
LzyBrunette (12:19:01 am): so's oskar
Thetis20 (12:19:08 am): look, benji's even happy:
http://gccirclepitt.com/dayphoto/9-8photo11.jpg
LzyBrunette (12:19:09 am): we were moping about it
LzyBrunette (12:19:43 am): oh he's jumping
LzyBrunette (12:19:49 am): my stupid computer
LzyBrunette (12:19:56 am): i can barely make him out
Thetis20 (12:20:01 am): he looks soooooooo sexy
Thetis20 (12:20:11 am): that's the first picture i saved on tiny
LzyBrunette (12:20:23 am): he's got a GREAT jump
Thetis20 (12:20:31 am): mmmmm.... those arms......
LzyBrunette (12:20:32 am): look how far he came off the ground
Thetis20 (12:20:36 am): RAWR
Thetis20 (12:20:41 am): he's talented
LzyBrunette (12:20:45 am): i bet his lags are really strong
Thetis20 (12:20:48 am): in flying
LzyBrunette (12:20:48 am): legs*
Thetis20 (12:21:27 am): i love his legs so much
LzyBrunette (12:21:35 am): haha
Thetis20 (12:21:51 am): seriously
Thetis20 (12:21:56 am): they're so manly
Thetis20 (12:22:05 am): thy make me want to jump on him
LzyBrunette (12:22:18 am): i just like his body
LzyBrunette (12:22:25 am): he's sturdy
Thetis20 (12:22:31 am): i just like his everything
Thetis20 (12:22:34 am): solid
LzyBrunette (12:22:38 am): yup
Thetis20 (12:22:38 am): wait....
Thetis20 (12:22:44 am): we talked about this didn't we?
LzyBrunette (12:22:55 am): yeah
LzyBrunette (12:23:02 am): but's worht repeating
LzyBrunette (12:23:06 am): worth*
Thetis20 (12:23:11 am): definitely
Thetis20 (12:23:20 am): solid sturdy man
Thetis20 (12:23:22 am): mmmmmmm
Thetis20 (12:23:38 am): joel is.... too skinny i think
Thetis20 (12:23:41 am): but ok i guess.....
LzyBrunette (12:23:46 am): he's not too skinny
Thetis20 (12:23:53 am): no
Thetis20 (12:23:58 am): i guess not
LzyBrunette (12:23:58 am): i was all over him when i got home
Thetis20 (12:24:07 am): billy is too skinny
LzyBrunette (12:24:09 am): i watched the dvd since i had nothing else to do
LzyBrunette (12:24:18 am): and jesus christ joel was hot
Thetis20 (12:24:18 am): hey! but he's been here all day....
Thetis20 (12:24:31 am): joel looks really goofy on the dvd
LzyBrunette (12:24:38 am): it's all the lips, and shoulders
Thetis20 (12:24:47 am): i think he looks so sexy in the lifestyles video
LzyBrunette (12:24:49 am): in the videos though
Thetis20 (12:24:53 am): and girls and boys
LzyBrunette (12:25:06 am): i watched the damnce break 7 times in a row
LzyBrunette (12:25:12 am): dance*
Thetis20 (12:25:14 am): i LOVE that
Thetis20 (12:25:19 am): so cute and sexy
LzyBrunette (12:25:23 am): two reasons
Thetis20 (12:25:24 am): and he's all concentrating
LzyBrunette (12:25:36 am): joels tongue and the old lady that messes up
Thetis20 (12:25:36 am): and he grabs himself
LzyBrunette (12:25:41 am): ok 3 reasons
Thetis20 (12:25:49 am): oh god..... joel's tongue
Thetis20 (12:26:02 am): like in my icon
Thetis20 (12:26:04 am): best part
LzyBrunette (12:26:08 am): yup
LzyBrunette (12:26:15 am): and the robot part
Thetis20 (12:26:20 am): wait his tongue isn't out is it?
LzyBrunette (12:26:23 am): no
Thetis20 (12:26:24 am): in my icon i mean
LzyBrunette (12:26:26 am): but stills
LzyBrunette (12:26:47 am): "i like having toilet paper thrown at me"
Thetis20 (12:26:57 am): haha i love that!
LzyBrunette (12:26:58 am): "and it's all up in my butt"
Thetis20 (12:27:02 am): he's so adorable
Thetis20 (12:27:12 am): and when he's talking about being grabbed
LzyBrunette (12:27:16 am): yup
Thetis20 (12:27:35 am): i like benji in that part too
LzyBrunette (12:27:36 am): oh and the cash imitation
LzyBrunette (12:27:41 am): me too
LzyBrunette (12:27:54 am): and benji talking about being behind bars in
lifestyles
LzyBrunette (12:28:04 am): "joels a good little rapper"
Thetis20 (12:28:08 am): yeah
LzyBrunette (12:28:27 am): and billy and paul talking about the old people
LzyBrunette (12:28:40 am): "i forgot my teeth, y'all"
Thetis20 (12:28:43 am): yeah
Thetis20 (12:28:51 am): pauls' such a nerd
Thetis20 (12:28:57 am): but the good kind of nerd
LzyBrunette (12:29:04 am): oh and joel tlaking about the warm feeling
LzyBrunette (12:29:10 am): "cause it's an old guy"
LzyBrunette (12:29:26 am): i love that whole dvd
LzyBrunette (12:29:31 am): it's funny
LzyBrunette (12:29:34 am): and cute
Thetis20 (12:29:35 am): that's my favorite part
Thetis20 (12:29:43 am): that's what makes me love him
Thetis20 (12:29:48 am): when he says stuff like that
LzyBrunette (12:29:57 am): i also like joel imitating benji eating the lucky
charms
Thetis20 (12:30:12 am): yeah
LzyBrunette (12:30:30 am): and beni talking abbout little things
LzyBrunette (12:30:49 am): "cause we rock so hard...good charlotte rocks so
hard"
Thetis20 (12:30:54 am): yeah
Thetis20 (12:31:00 am): and when his face truns red
Thetis20 (12:31:05 am): so cute
LzyBrunette (12:31:19 am): uh huh
LzyBrunette (12:32:10 am): i like when joel tlaks about the different people in
the lifestyles video..."it's cool man cause it confuses people"
Thetis20 (12:32:23 am): yeah, he's dumb
Thetis20 (12:32:52 am): i like when benji say that cash's girlfriend is in the video
Thetis20 (12:33:02 am): "he insisted that we have her in there"
LzyBrunette (12:33:03 am): oh yeah
Thetis20 (12:33:09 am): and joel doesn't even flinch
LzyBrunette (12:33:17 am): haha
Thetis20 (12:33:24 am): like it's the most natural thing in the world for benji to
say
LzyBrunette (12:33:30 am): i remember joel tlaking about cash on atr
Thetis20 (12:33:38 am): awwww really?
Thetis20 (12:33:44 am): what did he say?
LzyBrunette (12:33:50 am): about how him and his friend joke about cash going
on dates with gc fans
LzyBrunette (12:33:57 am): cause cash gets all the girls
LzyBrunette (12:34:19 am): and soemthing about imagining cash out in the car
with the chicks
LzyBrunette (12:34:28 am): it was really funny
Thetis20 (12:34:41 am): what a weirdo
LzyBrunette (12:34:53 am): i loved it
Thetis20 (12:34:56 am): actually no, catherine and i make up stories about our
pets too
LzyBrunette (12:35:12 am): cause that's how i used to talk about my dogs
Thetis20 (12:35:13 am): and we have a story for benji and billy too
Thetis20 (12:35:23 am): they're gay lovers
Thetis20 (12:35:31 am): and they have a tent
LzyBrunette (12:35:36 am): my mom and i do all that stuff
Thetis20 (12:35:52 am): and benji has to take care of billy a lot b/c billy cries
Thetis20 (12:36:01 am): his nails break easily
LzyBrunette (12:36:10 am): we used to make up stories of yoko ono...like we'd
push her out of a car or something
LzyBrunette (12:36:15 am): i was really young
Thetis20 (12:36:19 am): so he runs in his high heels to benji
Thetis20 (12:36:24 am): haha
LzyBrunette (12:37:31 am): that's funny
LzyBrunette (12:37:40 am): my mom jokes with me about the twins
LzyBrunette (12:37:46 am): and my sisters too
LzyBrunette (12:38:10 am): we have these stories where benji's dominant,
joel's a pussy and they both cry to mom
LzyBrunette (12:38:16 am): and joel's ghetto
Thetis20 (12:38:17 am): i can't remember if we joke about b and j
Thetis20 (12:38:23 am): haha
Thetis20 (12:38:38 am): we just make fun of them all
LzyBrunette (12:38:43 am): yeah
Thetis20 (12:38:44 am): except paul and chris
LzyBrunette (12:38:51 am): we do chris sometimes
Thetis20 (12:38:53 am): paul's a smarty
LzyBrunette (12:38:54 am): and billy
Thetis20 (12:39:00 am): and we don't know anything about chris
LzyBrunette (12:39:01 am): i can't remember paul
LzyBrunette (12:39:16 am): and then...get this...we do slls characters
LzyBrunette (12:39:27 am): that's how obsessed i am
Thetis20 (12:39:41 am): haha
Thetis20 (12:39:55 am): i think i'm gonna go to sleep
Thetis20 (12:39:59 am): it's really lkate
LzyBrunette (12:40:00 am): ok
Thetis20 (12:40:00 am): late
LzyBrunette (12:40:03 am): yeah
Thetis20 (12:40:13 am): ok, i'll talk to you tonight
LzyBrunette (12:40:16 am): haha
LzyBrunette (12:40:21 am): i'm not working
LzyBrunette (12:40:26 am): so i have all day
Thetis20 (12:41:04 am): i'm going down the shore
Thetis20 (12:41:08 am): for memorial day
LzyBrunette (12:41:12 am): oh
LzyBrunette (12:41:15 am): early
Thetis20 (12:41:21 am): but i'm sure i'll be on for most of the day
LzyBrunette (12:41:24 am): ok
Thetis20 (12:41:27 am): me? early? no.
LzyBrunette (12:41:31 am): no
LzyBrunette (12:41:38 am): i mean mem day isn't til the weekend
Thetis20 (12:41:46 am): oh, yeah
Thetis20 (12:41:54 am): well for the holiday weekend i meant
LzyBrunette (12:41:59 am): oh still
LzyBrunette (12:42:14 am): i have afew days before IT begins
Thetis20 (12:42:15 am): yeah, there's too much traffic on friday
Thetis20 (12:42:22 am): haha
LzyBrunette (12:42:25 am): the BIG LONG SUMMER
Thetis20 (12:42:35 am): yeah, i'm dreading it
LzyBrunette (12:42:36 am): big holidays mean work in sw lingo
Thetis20 (12:42:38 am): i hate my job
LzyBrunette (12:42:46 am): you have a job?
Thetis20 (12:42:52 am): in the summers i do
Thetis20 (12:42:55 am): and i hate it
LzyBrunette (12:43:04 am): what is it?
Thetis20 (12:43:15 am): i work in a freaking deli
Thetis20 (12:43:23 am): and they want me to be butcher this year
Thetis20 (12:43:26 am): no fucking way
LzyBrunette (12:43:27 am): eww
Thetis20 (12:43:31 am): they couldn't pay me enough
LzyBrunette (12:43:45 am): so say no
Thetis20 (12:43:53 am): i did
Thetis20 (12:44:03 am): i don't want to work this weekend
Thetis20 (12:44:12 am): i'm trying to avoid it
LzyBrunette (12:44:29 am): hmm
LzyBrunette (12:44:33 am): well good luck
LzyBrunette (12:44:37 am): and good night
Thetis20 (12:44:42 am): godd night
Thetis20 (12:44:43 am): good
Thetis20 (12:44:52 am): "slappy salutes you"
LzyBrunette (12:45:04 am): goodo
LzyBrunette (12:45:06 am): night
Thetis20 (12:45:11 am): night
Thetis20 signed off at 12:45:45 am.