Top Twenty One
November 5, 2002
1. My first vote: Not that bad
2. Reading about all the canidates: Boring, necessary, and like listening to 14 people talk at the same time.
3. The election next year: I can wait thank you.
4. My phan club stuff: Still hasn't come but that doesn't mean I haven't stopped my constant vigil.
5. The December SPIN issue with cover boys The Strokes: Hasn't come either and I'm wondering why, my radar is totally off.
6. Wanting to see TPD ("The Princess Diaries") again: I just wanna see Robert Schwartzman. Okay okay and the rock ass 'stang.
7. Calling "The Princess diaries" TPD: Stupid, but it cuts down your typing time.
8. Getting your wisdom tooth pulled: Kinda scary and painless at time of extraction.
9. After time of extraction: Not agonizing, but not very pleasant.
10. The machine November: Funny, funny, funny.
11. So I'm the editor of that magazine: So, what? I can't think it's funny?
12. Picking a December cover person: Surprisingly difficult.
13. Justin Timberlake's 'Like I Love You': So hot. Gotta love high pitched boys. Oh, no you don't, it's just me.
14. Thinking you’re the only one who loves Justy: Uh huh, yeah, and you’re the only chick listening to Phantom Planet (hey wait that is true).
15. Calling Christina Aguilera Xtina: Yeeeah…right.
16. Calling Jennifer Lopez, Jenny: Why when J. Lo are much better syllables?
17. Come to think of it, who calls her "Jennifer Lopez": Puffy started a revolution.
18. Oops, I mean Sean John: No, I mean P.Diddy.
19. By the way have you seen "Making the Band 2": Don't worry, you're not missing much.
20. Angie Martinez: The new American Idol judge.
21. Angie Martinez: No she's not.