Top Twenty One
March 24, 2004

1. The OC: Ripping off 90210 with every epsiode
2. Phantom Planet: Not just 'those guys who sing the theme song for the OC'
3. Idiots: There are a lot more than you think there are.
4. If you don't think so: You're probably one of them.
5. D12 "My Band": The new "Real Slim Shady"
6. Pink: The new black
7. Braincells: So last season.
8. Johnny Depp: The NEW Orlando Bloom.
9. HIM: The Male-led equivilent of Evanescence, only more death-y
10. Staying up late: For those of us with no lives
11. Neopets: Cute, cool and not entirely kosher.
12. Cracking Up: Like having a weekly date with Jason Schwartzman
13. Rooney: Becoming stuck up?
14. Rooney fans becoming stuck up: Thus making the band look bad…no, never
15. Sarcasm: Best when used to the EXTREME
16. Civil disobedience: I don't know what this is exactly but it sounds interesting.
17. SLLS: Who doesn't love whoring yourself??
18. Abbreviations instead of the actual title: I have ARRIVED
19. Loveline with Adam Corrola and Dr. Drew: The best radio on radio.
20. Um, yeah: Okay
21. When cute dudes who work at 7-11 ask for your phone number: Don't expect him to call or to even like you.