1. How to count back cash
2. How to fold shirts so that the logo's are fronted.
3. how to change register tape.
4. How to sell clothing, plush, and photos.
5. Patrick Shawbell has a girlfriend, is an ass, and doesn't like chocolate, also that he drives a teal Ford Ranger with a sticker that reads "Disco Sucks."
6. Jason Woodmansee, from 7th grade, works at SeaWorld.
7. Bershon January is gay, very gay.
8. I live further away from most everyone else working at SeaWorld.
9. one of my merchandise managers rides the bus.
10. How to take pictures with a fugi FinePix digital camera.
11. people are stupid, in general.
12. How to confuse tourists.
13. That coke is the devil.
14. Real men take pictures with otters.
15. A lot of people suck.
16. I'm never taking a vacation to a theme park when I have a family.
17. I'm probably a lifer
18. SeaWorld will fire you for a DUI.
19. It's possible to be in love with someone you hate.
20. Shivers, the polar bear, is a scary ass costume character.
21. Asian river otters eat IAMS cat food.