DAIRY WARS THE MOVIE EPISODE 3.14: THE PHANTOM MERCHANDISING RIGHTS It is a bad, bad, bad bad bad time for the galaxy. The Evil Dairy Empire continues to threaten all with its reign of bad taste and cheesiness, leaving all powerless in its terrible (and smelly) grip, blah blah blah blah blah yada yada blah blah E=Mc squared...Are you still reading this? Anyway, the virtuous Princess Cinnabun of the planet Dunkin has stolen the plans for the Empire's newest cow-like superweapon, the DEATH COW. She is now escaping in her ship to the remote desert planet known as Wisconsine to find a mysterious member of an ancient knightly order, who will help her save the galaxy (yay!)........