Homeworld: Unknown
Species: Human (?)
Gender: Male
Height: 1.83 (the shoes add several extra inches)
Weapon: Chicken rifle, assorted clown stuff and party tricks
Affiliation: Bounty Hunter (also does birthday parties)
Fett, Bozo A faceless enforcer, Bozo Fett's distinctive armor stirs ridicule in the hearts of fugitives. He is both a legendary bounty hunter, accepting warrants from both the Empire and the criminal underworld, and a prestigious birthday party clown/mime. This has earned him the reputation as one of the most feared individuals in the galaxy.
Little is known of Fett's past. His style of armor has gone unseen since the days of the Clown Wars, but whether Fett participated in that terrible scourge is unknown. (Gee…..you think so?) Fett's armor is a battered weapon-covered spacesuit equipped with a beanie. His gauntlets contain balloon animals and other annoying but deadly party tricks. Several ominous popped balloons hang from his shoulder -- trophies from fallen prey -- which underscore this hunter's lethality. (Lethality? Excuse me for a moment. Mmf------ppffft! HAHAHA HA HAHH HAHA HAH!!!! Heehee----hee-----hoo! Ok, I'm finished. Continue.)
Shortly after his first meeting with the protagonists, Dark Chocolate Milk desperately wanted to kill the fugitive rebels (or at least hurt them very badly. Actually, he wanted to capture them alive, but it sounds SO much cooler this way. Whatever.). To that end, he hired the semi-legendary cousin of Boba Fett, through an advertisement (with excellent references) in Supervillains Monthly.
It was Fett (that's Bozo, not Boba, who was busy tracking some other group of protagonists) who successfully tracked the Y2K Albatross from the Death Cow to Revolvingdoor., arriving on the forest planet mere hours after the Death Cow (which followed him). Fett and Vader unknowingly sprung separate traps on the hapless (and I do mean hapless) heroes. Fett, in a maneuver of clever cunning (or just plain stupidity), killed half of Darks forces due to bad aim, and then proceeded to fall off the Zippy Mart roof. It seemed as if Fett's career as the galaxy's most notorious bounty hunter/birthday clown was brought to an end. (We hope so….there are enough mimes in the world already, don't you think?)