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Yoga


Homeworld: Unknown

Species: Unknown

Gender: Male

Height: .66 meter

Weapon: lightsaber

Affiliation: Comedi

Yoga

Yoga, the ancient and revered comedi Master, lived his final years hiding on the forest planet of Revolvingdor. Nine hundred years old, yoga had trained comedi for eight centuries, and was very powerful with the farce. Among his last pupils were the most important (and reckless) comedi in recent history, Oldy Moldy Colby and Luke Warm Milk.

In the waning days of the Republic, yoga was a respected senior member of the comedi Council. Yoga was present during the turbulent events that would eventually unravel the centuries-old Republic and seal the fate of the comedi order.

When the Empire arose from the ashes of the Republic, the Emperor's agents set out to slaughter the comedi. Yoga went into hiding on the distant swamp world of Revolvingdor and opened Yoga and Lando’s Zippy Mart and House of Spam.. There, he waited patiently for a new hope to arise and end the dark side threat to the people of the galaxy.

Guided to Revolvingdor by the accidental consumption of a certain data disk with a set of plans, Luke Warm Milk discovered Yoga without even knowing it. Stranded on the swampy world, Luke met a comical elfin creature that promised him aid and cheap Mexican food. The creature's antics wore thin on Luke's short patience, but it was the first of many tests -- tests that Luke would fail.

Revealing himself to be Yoga, the comedi Master began Luke's training in earnest. Telekinetic challenges, challenges of the will and body, more challenges than Luke had ever faced before helped mold the reckless youth into a comedi. Still, Luke failed to "unlearn" his preconceptions.

Yoga was a tiny being, under a meter tall. While Yoga could pretend to be an impish gnome, in truth, he was a stern instructor. He was a wrinkled alien of an unidentified species. He had green skin, and long, pointed ears. He dressed in an old, tattered robe, and had a square amulet around his neck.


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