Species: Human
Gender: Male
Height: 1.8 meters
Weapon: Heavy blaster pistol, even heavier blaster pistol, other big and dangerous spy weapons
Vehicle: Y2K Albatross (if you want to call it an actual vehicle, more comparable to a flying sardine can)
Affiliation: Me, Myself, and I (some sort of independent group, so he tells us), Rebel Alliance
Spy extraordinaire. Expert comedian. The Universe's gift to women. These are all things that Hann Bond, Double O Solo, thinks he is. If, at the height of his "spying" days, you told Hann that he would become a brave fighter in the Really Really Big Space War, fall in love (sort of) with a rebel (not to mention rebellious) princess, and end up being one of the greatest heroes of the galaxy, he would have had no shortage of bad puns in store for you. Afterward, of course, he would have bragged about his latest "accomplishments" to the next person who moved. But if anything is consistent in Solo's life, it is unpredictability. (Makes sense, doesn't it?)
Hann and his first mate/co-pilot/fellow agent/spy gadget guy/manager/dance partner Achooey had a variety of adventures throughout their long careers as spies. Okay, so that isn't exactly true. Hann spent most of his time pursuing a useless career as a stand-up comic, and kept up the alias of a secret agent to "impress the chicks," as he put it.
Whatever the reason, by hanging out on the fringe of galactic society, Solo not only made useful allies, but powerful enemies. Mostly, though, he just ended up making enemies. Hann eventually met up with the village idiot named Lando Cowrissian. After a very short period of adventuring, Hann obtained Lando's space freighter, the Y2K Albatross in exchange for a dozen tins of Spam and one of those little Chinese finger traps. However, shortly after Hann lost the ship to Achooey in a heated game of checkers. Hann and Achooey made countless modifications (the more illegal the better) to the dilapidated ship, souping up the Albatross to become an incredibly fast and relatively (un)armed (but still dilapidated) smuggling vessel.
Desperate for cash and glory, Solo took a charter to the Dunkin system and set out to transport Oldy Moldy Colby, Luke Warm Milk, R2%Milk and G-IC-U2 from Wisconsine to Dunkin.
When they arrived at Dunkin, they discovered the planet desecrated by the Evil DEATH COW, and were taken captive by the Evil Dairy Empire. Hann agreed to rescue the captive Princess Cinnabun if he was to be rewarded, and rewarded well. After escaping from the Death Cow, Hann took the Rebels to the planet Revolvingdoor, where many, many more (mis)adventures occurred.
Hann is overly confident and arrogant (what an understatment! HA!). He possesses a wry, sarcastic wit, and thinks his jokes are funny. This often gets him into predicaments that only his foolhardy courage (which often consists of a lot of random shooting) can get him out of. Hann is well traveled, and claims (note the emphasis on claims) to have been from one side of the galaxy to the other. For the most part, Solo doesn't believe in the Farce, attributing it to opening your mouth at the right time and saying something funny. Of course, that is a skill which he could use A LOT of work on himself. Hann is something of a cynical mercenary, and his brash personality often conflicts with Cinnabun's idealism. Despite such conflicts (or perhaps because of them) the two eventually were THIS close to falling in love, but, as usual, Luke screwed things up. How? We're trying to build suspense here…….we're not telling you, you obnoxious pest!