Swishy's Fantasies

Hello. Welcome to Swishy's Fantasies. Tonight....today.....in your current time zone, we are going to be viewing a very bizzare and stoic story, of a woman....girl.... female of the human species named Swishy, and her weird...wierd....exccentric forms of art....stories....and other things. Please: do not touch.... no smoking... save your questions for the end... do not remove tag...press 1 for spanish....keep to the right of the people on your left....this is not sutable for people who think I'm stupid, or have short attention spans... do the hokey poke and you turn yourself around... if your happy and you know it clap your hands... do all of Swishy's homework correctly.... *poke*.... WARNING: Disk full... Oooh, look, there's a castle..... you may not have fried chicken with that.... Beware of Yodel.... my school is weird.... please remove disc 1 and insert disk two... do not pass go.... collect $200 anyways... you are not reading all of this... do not feed the bears, they're alergic to people... I have never been part of band... I am merely a wannabe band person... when you wake up, you will obey my every command... peanut butter may contain peanuts.... no flash photography.... hit anything in the room you want to with a baseball bat. After all, you aren't really in my room. And if you break it, you buy it....

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