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19.07.03 - Salamandrstron!
Hi there! I'm DarthMonkey (Darth to you guys) and I just got a new layout for S.S. Hope you like! I do. Or I wouldn't of picked it. I'll fill in a few blanks in my INFO section, but here it is for now. My name is 'DarthMonkey' but I am really called India. I like to eat stuff like KFC 'cuz it tastes good but I can't stick people who like rabbit. It's difficult. I like watching/reading the Redwall series, but I like other things - Like B.2 (Work it out, Idiots!). My fav. Playstation game is probably SPYRO THE DRAGON 3 (Year of the Dragon). I also have the pre-released version of Neopets; The Darkest Faerie XD Well, My friend does. Well. I just finished reading the Redwall series. Good for me.17.07.03 - INSERT PUN ON 'ARSE' HERE.
I crumbled up some of the tinest, whiniest t-shirts - Crammed them into a ball - and sat down heartily! That's what I remembered from Loi's book. I don't know why but when the teacher (subsitute, I'll have you know) asked what a 'Transitive' was (It's some sort a word thing) - Loi said 'It's a Pun on Arse!' for some reason. Haha. She was NOT impressed by this but didn't complain. Then we went into this long converstation about Pun's on Arses/Bummolies.
Very funny really. I wonder what will happen if she comes again and I ask her what the answers for the exams were.
10.7.03 - LOLing and counting, Sir!
Loi will probably get slaughtered by him soon. Another remark during that infernal register when Loi said instead of Yes, All LOLing and a-counting for, Sir! At the end, even though 2 weren't there (They weren't 'sick' as Jackie said - I saw them on the way earlier) so as you can imagine the teacher was very angry. When Loi said something stupid during French (we get him twice - Lucky), He started screaming and throwing books everywhere. We started screaming and running away. Oh - The tension got to him.
(But it was funny!)
The Little house on the something.
Being FORCED to read a classic book. It would be THE LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRARIE. More like, The little yawn on the big snore. It can't be as bad as that play we read in yr 4, Were it ends up when you die - No one cares and your all alone. Gee, Thanks - I felt SO much better. It's book week and all that arse so we ended up doing book reports. I wrote about that play (to insult something) and Loi wrote about the Fimbles book his little sister had. I'm thinking about getting a blog-diary at Blogger.com so I would appreciate comments on my blog before I do. It's a good thing that Tammy and Frank split up before Tori found out. All they ever do is fight. Tammy and Frank, I mean. Frank thinks Tammy likes this wierd new french kid who supposedly is related to some russian dome-head (An old, bold guy). Well, I can't speak for Frank on Tammy disliking different races of people. FRANK'S DANISH, FOR GODS SAKE! Tori rang me up and said something about it being so swear-word, swear-word ironic that the Danish guy SHE liked wasn't allowed to come near the swear-word place but why was Frank? I said, Because Spen was a Hypocrite that didn't like you. Then she was all like, Yeah SO? In this wierd, bossy arsed way. Then Tammy was all like 'GET YOUR FREAKIN' EAR OF THE PHONE!' because she HAD to AIM to message her Girlfriends. WHY NOT TEXT?!?!
Tori says ; My mother won't allow me to use bad language in phone calls. It's as bad as summoning the devil, or something. If I do summon evil, I wonder if I can exchange her soul for a PS2 with DVD player and a VCR that works.
Little Bunny under Big Lorry!
I knew it wouldn't last long. Tori got these new pets from her Grandma a week ago. There was this big, FAT, brown rabbit alongside a brown rat. I dread to think what would of happened to the bunny if Tori hadn't got them. All it's bunny pals would be going 'It's your turn in the pot tonight, John!' 'cuz her Grandma lived in Malta or werever - They eat Rabbit *shudder* That's...sickly. So this werid, brown rabbit called John came with his bunny run and hutch. The run had a sticky note that said 'FIX THE LATCH BEFORE USE' and Tori's mum pointed it out to her. Tori said 'Sure, I'll get India to help.' Gee. Thanks. So I went round on Sunday, with a screwdriver and nails to discover that Tori was on her knees, putting him in the run. She said, The hutch was being cleaned. DUH. WE ARE FIXING THE RUN. IT IS BROKEN! DO NOT INSERT BUNNY! Anyway, As Tori was screwing a nail into place - Her mum called her to say her Grandma had rung about John etc so we both went in. MEANWHILE, John (the stupid bugger) had dug his way out and disappeared. We looked all over when we saw a hedgehog dead by the road. Tori was going to put it in a cardboard box in a little hedgehog grave like the others then she noticed IT WAS JOHN! Then we saw a van backing up the road. Little Bunny under Big Lorry. Twice. I don't believe that.
A note from Tori; I don't know how I forgot. It was so fucking stupid! Opps. I forgot not to use swear-words online. CRAP! Opps. I am so God Damned forgetful. WHAT THE? WHY AM I SWEARING ALL THE TIME?!?! |
