Invite the selected enemy to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. Somewhere, rent a parachute for each person. Tell him (definitely him) that you are going base jumping into the canyon. Cut the cables on his parachute and watch him fall. At the end, you could sue the manufacturer of the parachute (a little extra cash).
Get a 12 fl. oz. Dasani(registered trademark of the Coca-Cola Company) water bottle. This bottle must be one of the short ones. Fill this full of alcohol(preferably Vodka). Plant this incriminating evidence in the locker belonging to you enemy. The rest is history.
Break in to their house using stealthy techniques (without being seen, heard, or leaving and marks on the door). Use this wonderful product in their room. This will instantly get this person grounded, or maybe killed by their parents.
This one goes back to #2. It is the same except instead of a Dasani bottle, you need a little baggie. Instead of the vodka, you need some Mary Jane.
Get The selected a-hole's water bottle. Extract his DNA off of the bottle. Find a dead bum somewhere and plant this DNA on the dead guy. Yada, yada, yada. He's gone for 5 to 10 even though he will be eligible for parole in 6 months. Now, he has to grow eyes in the back of his head and not drop his soap.HA!
Fill the enemy's water bottle full of watered down corn syrup. If the he is allergic to it...you're set.
