In which yet another author perverts yet another icon of childhood, and we have fun with Spike and Xander.
Dick 'n Jane
Reading Level One
Spike is a vampire.
Spike has pretty blue eyes and funny white hair.
This is Xander.
Xander is a human.
Xander is tall and has brown eyes.
See Spike and Xander.
What are they doing?
Spike and Xander are kissing!
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
Xander is helping Spike.
Spike is taking off his pants.
Now Spike is naked.
Xander wants to be naked too.
Xander takes off his own pants.
Spike and Xander are touching each other now.
Touch. Touch. Touch.
"Xander!" says Spike. "Please!"
It's always good to use your manners.
"Please, Xander, please!" says Spike. "Suck me!"
Xander sucks Spike.
Xander sucks Spike hard.
Suck Xander, suck!
Suck. Suck. Suck.
"I'm coming, Xander!" says Spike.
When Spike comes, Xander swallows it all.
Now Spike is sucking Xander.
It's a good thing vampires don't need to breathe, isn't it?
Spike is still sucking Xander.
Xander is making funny noises.
See how red Xander's face is!
"Spike!" Xander yells.
Xander and Spike lay on the floor.
See Xander and Spike fall asleep.
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