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pRoFiLe iNfO LAST UPDATED 07.06.2004 °updates°---» update on S.N.S | more in the funnie corner

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REAL bUmPeR sTiCkEr QuOtEs
Hang up and drive.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Horn broken, watch for finger.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.
Spotted owl tastes like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in ten minutes.
I'm just driving this way to tick you off.
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
Prevent inbreeding: ban country music.
All men are idiots . . . I married their king.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
Earth first . . . we'll mine the other planets later.
This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
I got a gun for my husband; best trade I've ever made.
Jesus loves you. . .everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer.
I can't come to work today. The voices said, "Stay home and clean the guns."
I want to die like my grandfather, in my sleep... Not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car.

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DaNcE qUoTeS
Dancers Kick Ass
Discover the Pointe
The main POINTE is DANCE!
You wouldn't understand...its a DANCE thing!
cheerleaders are DANCERS gone ReTaRdEd
Ballet is perfect, if only everything else was that way...

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Ways of saying: GO!
Make like a tree and leave
Make like a banana and split
Make like a cow and MOOOOOOOOOOve

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What I MEANT was...
Love was meant to blossom
Rules were meant to be broken
Wishes were meant to come true
Fate was meant to be carried out
Destinies were meant to be fufilled
Dreams were meant to become reality

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QuOtEs
Stupid SHOULD hurt
A heart's only broken if it can't be fixed.
It must rain . . . for there to be a rainbow.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Joining the Army: meet interesting people, kill them.
Life's like a sandwich, the more you add the better it gets.
Don't eat FrUiTs and nUtS, because you are what you eat!
When everything's going your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Don't laugh in the face of danger, you'll get punched in the face.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
An angel can become a devil, but a devil can't ever become an angel.
I even tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

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"Stuck happens, just don't trip over the dead bodies."

"If you can't face your enemy eye-to-eye, don't go on the battlefield."

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Somewhere there is someone who dreams of your smile,
and finds in your presence that life is worth while,
so when you are lonely, remember it's true,
somebody, somewhere, is thinking of you.

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There is never a dead end if there is a sunrise...
A sunrise is a new beginning of another day, where anything can await...
The sunrise can bring another chance to mend all the hardships met before...

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mYsTeRy To MaNy...pErFeCt To FeW...

~mYsTiCaL & MaGiCaL~
*AnGeLiC & SaTaNiC*

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Am I not on as much as I was before?
Well I may have a new sn that I use more often.
Here are ALL my ACTIVE sn's:
aNtHrO dExTeRiTy
DragonDreamDemon
hOsHi HaNaZaKaRi
KiWiBaNaNaChEwZ
kOuRyOu UiNgU
LiL mYsTiC mOoN
oKaMi gEkKaNi
sAfAiA HiRyUu
and dun forget...
mysticalia
[the one im kinda required to be on, since it's my AOL sn]{keep this one handy because if i change all my other sn's, this one will still be here}

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