A Note from the Editors of this Site
N: O and his cohorts are on to me though they haven't found my current location. I am lucky enough to stay one step ahead of me especially with my friends (and sister): J, Little J, and C. They and myself make up the Elders of our own little branch of the secret organization we are all a part of. Perhaps if you prove that you are not with O or like Madame Lulu, I will tell you more of this organization privately or in code.
Natasha: As you can tell, my book self is at it again. I'm sure this is another one of my phases, as my mom calls them, like my Lord of the Rings phase where I insisted on wearing a dark green cloak every day no matter the weather and could often be seen looking in the 'East' toward 'Mount Doom'. This phase, unfortunately, may last longer. It all depends on if all of my book self's questions are answered or her answers are questioned.
N: Though I am a part of this noble secret organization, I still have many questions as to the full runnings of this organization. Like: "Why was I chosen because I heard a wolf howl outside my house?", "What is so important about that darn sugar bowl?", and "Why are people hiding things in sugar bowls in the first place?". That is a very, very small list of all the actual questions I would like to ask. Perhaps I will e-mail you the list if you insist or perhaps I will ignore your e-mail because I think you're with O or like Madame Lulu.
Natasha: My book self, unfortunately, believes many people are with O or like Madame Lulu. David, someone who was 15, 17, 19'd from 'N's' organization, is like Madame Lulu. Drew is with O, as are my parents (sometimes), and a few others. I sometimes can't keep track of all the people that are with O and are Madame Lulu's. I've given up entirely on counting them.
N: Why exactly do I keep telling all of you so many secrets about...thank goodness I stopped myself! I nearly said the name of the secret organization that I am in and if I had told you the name then the organization would no longer be secret because you would know the secret name that you shouldn't know because the organization is secret with a secret name and a nameless secret!
Natasha: I've given up understanding my book self entirely...
N: Do not believe the lies about me in The Daily Punctilio! I'm innocent, I say! Innocent!
Natasha: I'm so pathetic.
N: The Daily Punctilio is advertising on my site! How could that have happened???
