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Well, I've finally updated after another long pause. It might not be as long as my usual rants, but here goes!

School is as boring as ever. I despise it with every last fiber in my God damn body. What happened to freshmen year? I was so happy, I wass having so much fun. All this year has been is a load of work and plate of crap. I've talked to Chuck and Sera and both seem to feel the same way. You know, when people told me I should stop wishing to grow up as a kid because once I did I'd regret it I thought they were full of crap. Growing up would be great! Longer curfews, I'd be stronger, I'd be faster, I could drive! I could earn my own money! And...AND! AND I WAS FULL OF CRAP >_<. Man, little did I know how much it would suck Barney's left testicle.

Moving on to happier news, I have finally managed to get into anime. I'm not one of those FREAKS of anime (Amanda if you're reading this I totally mean you), but I have found two that I enjoy pretty thoroughly. My second favorite anime is Wolf's Rain. Its deep story and captivating cast of wolves and outcasts is just outstanding. There is nothing I don't enjoy about it. My favorite anime EVER is, as a lot of my friends know by now, .hack//SIGN. I just love .hack in general. It is amazing in every way possible. I find myself typing essay length posts on the .hack//DIVERGENCE RPG message board. I fsking LOVE IT. And, of course, I need serious help. It has slowly become an unhealthy addiction. But, actually, FSK YOU GUYS. *hordes .hack memorbilia*

I finally joined the working class! I got a job through my ROP class and its not so bad. I am a lowly bus boy but I make you happy long time ;). Har har. I'm not getting paid right now because its OJT (On the Job Training), but hopefully I prove myself enough and end up getting paid. Yup yup. I get pretty decent tips (10-20 bucks a day) and I guess I can handle that for now. I work at the good ol' Route 66 Classic Grill.

AND YES! AT THE TOP IS GABRIEL! AN ACTUAL THING DRAWN TO BE GABRIEL! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAH! PH3412 HIS CHIBI-NESS! HE PWNZ YOU! PWNZ YOU I SAY! Muhahahahahhahahahahhaha. Ok, sorry. Sense its chibi the hair is exaggerated a bit and makes him look Cloud like. But hey, its Chibi so you can say its Cloud all you want. CUZZ ITS NOT! ITS GABRIEL! AMUASJASHKJASH MUAHAHHAH! *is estatic*

P.S. Thanks to Sukiwen for drawing it. You r0xz0rz. And thanks to Amanda for buying it for me (with FAKE GOLD).

Gabriel McKnight
8th Generation Ventrue
Childe of Amara
Childe of Ventrue

Zan
Level 6 Heavy Blade
Tranquil Insanity of Twilight
Explorer of 'The World'
Proud member of the Vanguards of Twilight
Proud member of .hack//DIVERGENCE

Well, I don't really know where to begin. Actually, nevermind, yes I do.

ARRGHFUCKSHITBITCHPENISCOCKSUCK ERMOTHERFUCKERSHITASSHOE

I'm not exactly sure who or what institution that was directed at, probably all of them. I've found that the older I get, the amount of my people I dislike and the hatred I harbor for them grows exponentially. This phenomena can be attributed to the direct variation of growth and emotional capacity. With age, the human mind grows, neural synapses develop and thus, greater thought capacity is acheived. Much like how a banana tree grows more bananas with each passing year until various diseases and insects contribute to the fall of the bannana tree. This fall is most likely due to the overabundance of life on this planet. People have been so concerned with the preservation of life whereas they fail to realize that so much of this life is harmful. The bacteria strepto cocci is a prime example. It serves no purpose but to multiply for itself. It feeds off the liefforce of other valuable life. Such as that of animals and plants. Plants that grow fruit, such as the kumquat. In the past year, kumquats have given vital vitamin C to the third world countries of today. The kumquat has saved many a person from scurvy and the deterioration of one's health. This health is also linked to the spiritual state of a person, as with Buddhist doctrine. Many believe that spiritual, mental and physical health are interrelated; deterioration of one aspect lead to the fall of the others. Thus, it has become essential in many cultures to create balance in one's life. Balance is one of the guiding principles of the Chinese practice of Feung Shui. The art of furniture arrangement in the household can be traced far back into human history. This human history repeats itself, thus, one in the future is destined to see the rise of oligarchial states again. Such states contributed the rise of political radicals such as Hitler and Mussolini. Hitler was the one mainly responsible for the Holocaust. The Holocaust killed people and led to death. Death can also be caused by the lack of nutrients. These nutrients can be supplied by a surplus of kumquats. Thus, kumquats will save the world.

Non sequitor and the coming of finals         
By Charlie C. Yang              
Various versions of Tempest the Maelstrom         Generations varying from:             
a) 9               b) 10               c) 11

         Occupations varing from:              
a) drug dealer               b) hitman
  c) laywer       d) immigrant runner

         Childe of Sires of both:              
a) Chuan   b) Unknown or forgotten

          Childe of both:              
a) Lasombra   b) Ravnos

           Chuckles            
Level (age) 16 Asian
 (Insert l33t Online Clan/Group Here)     
(Insert Arcane Title Here)
+5 to magic damage

*Note By Zan: Charlie, you're an idiot. *Points to mocking of Zan's own ending.* RITZE XD

Sera Zike
Awaiting Return

Heh, I'm so bad at updating these things. But oh well, its here now! *jumps for joy*

Life could be better, always room for improvement but I guess I'm content at the moment. My classes are relatively easy surprisingly enough now that I dropped that dumb AP Physics class. Man that class was a bitch and the teacher was….excuse my French…… #@$%#@$%#@%@

Well, with that said and done let's move on. I plan on taking it at COC which seems to be the better choice, and I know id fail the ap test so y even bother if u don't get the college credits, eh? Tennis is great. We're 2 for 2 right now. Woo Woo! And one of the biggest games is on Tuesday….eek. Stupid Burbank needs to die. Anyone can come and watch if they feel the dire need to….ya kno….support the tennis team…..? rather than the damn football team? They get f-ing rallys and cheerleaders for jus bashing each other up and eating dirt. wtf is that? Tennis wins jus as much as them if not more and no one gives a crap. Why did they spend all that damn money on a gay stadium….o that's right I forgot ….Mr. Priesz (oops I forgot….its Dr. Priesz….geez its prolly in something dumb like zoology) is completely biased! Well….we shall show them….pretty soon VTV shall actually talk about tennis for once when we win. O and we shall win good…..o so good that they shall bow down to tennis and worship it and spurn football away from the face of the earth. Hehe, that felt good. Sorry im scary, it's a side effect of sugar.

And on a different tangent of tennis/college, i can possibly get accepted on tennis scholarship…..but….it depends on wat schools accept me. ugh….itll prolly b somewhere dumb like Tippecanoe, Indiana. Ah well. Currently procrastinating on U.s. history which takes tooooooooo long.

Hmmm…next topic. Friends. Way way too much drama there but I wont elaborate, jus so confused. I hate being a middle mediator person. But hey its better than being in a fight. I am neutral and proud. And I miss josh and vamp. it sucks, we never play anymore. Sometimes ill just sit on my computer and sadly reread old chronicles. But guess everyones jus too busy for it now….damn it all. Well that's it, ill add more later…..only if ur lucky cuz I kno I jus have o so many enthusiastic readers this.

adios,
sera

 

 

Fred Komm

Awaiting Return
Awaiting Return