Favorite Quotes

 

 

 

1."Blessed Be"

2."All Men Are Not Created Equal"

3."I'm Confused? Are You An Idiot or a Moron?"

4."I think therefore I'm single"

5."No, I don't have PMS, you're just pissing me off"

6."My other car is a broom"

7."Men are living proof that Women can take a joke"

8."PMS, hell this is one of my better days"

9."Love is like a roller coaster. When it's good, you don't want to get off & when it isn't... YOU CAN'T WAIT TO THROW UP!!!"

10."I'm easy to please as long as I get my own way"

11."When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.  Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."

12."Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

13."I'm sick of hearing about my biological clock.... Does it come with a snooze alarm? What if it turns out to be a biological clock radio? Is there any chance that my ovaries could suddenly begin blaring out traffic reports or "Born in the USA" while I'm at an important business meeting or arguing with my landlord?"

14."Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it."

15."I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

16."I have the same goal I've had ever since I was a girl.  I want to rule the world."

17." What's the matter darling, don't you recognize me with my clothes on?"

18."Is sec dirty?  Only when you don't take a bath"

19."The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on a woman"

20."He who hesitates is a damn fool"

21."If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun"

22."Here's to those who wish us well and those who don't can go to hell"