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Forward: This coming Saturday on Slammin', Austin is set to take on the ECW Legend Tazz in a singles match. This will be Austin's first match since Ultimate Revolution 2. Can Austin pick up a win over Tazz? Or will Austin fall victim to the Tazzmission? Remember, Austin has never tapped out, will this Saturday be the first time?
Scene #1: Austin Arrives!
Purpose: To Promote Slammin'!
The scene comes to light, and we see Austin's black pick up truck pull into the parking lot area. The truck comes to a stop, and after a few short seconds, Austin emerges. The crowd in the arena cheers as they notice Austin up on the Titan-Tron.
Stone Cold makes his way through the front entrance and into the arena. As Austin makes his way towards his lockerroom, he's approached by a WWFX worker.
"WWFX Worker" Allen: Excuse me Mr. Austin. But here, (hands Austin a slip of paper) I was told by Paul Heyman to give you this.....
Austin looks the paper over, then looks up at Allen.
"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Well what is it?
"WWFX Worker" Allen: It informs you of your match on Slammin' next week I believe.
"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: What?
"WWFX Worker" Allen: I said, I think it says who you'll be facing on Slammin' this week.
"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: What?
"WWFX Worker" Allen: I...
"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Shut up! I heard you the first time. (there's a brief silence) You can leave........
Allen, looking a little irritated, walks off..... After Allen is out of Austin's sight, he unfolds the piece of paper, and reads it out loud.
"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: "This Saturday on Slammin', it will be Stone Cold Steve Austin versus Tazz." (Austin pauses for a second to think, then he smiles) Tazz huh?
Austin crumbles the piece of paper in his hand, and then tosses it onto the floor.... After that, Austin proceeds to make his way to his lockerroom.
Once there, he enters, and puts his stuff away. After he's put his bag away, he takes off his jacket, and then leaves his lockerroom.
The cameras follow him as he makes his way towards the ring.... Once he's seen climbing the steps leading to the curtains.....the cameras cut to inside the arena. Glass shatters, and Austin's music and intro video begin to play over the PA and the Titan-Tron! The crowd goes nuts, as Austin comes through the curtains, and struts his way down the ramp! He gets to the end of the rampway, and then proceeds to make his way up the ring stairs and into the ring..... Austin climbs all four turnbuckles and raises his arms in the air to taunt the crowd.
Once he's finished climbing all four turnbuckles, he grabs a mic, and begins to speak as his music shuts off..... The crowd "Whating?!" after almost his every word!
"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Now this week on Slammin' (What?!) Which is this Saturday (What?!) I have a match (What?!) Against a man (What?!) Named Tazz (What?!) Tazz thinks he's a big shot (What?!) He thinks he's tough (What?!) He considers himself.... (What?!) ....to be a Hardcore, (What?!) ECW, (What?!) Legend. (What?!) Now Tazz.....You may have been a top competitor back in the ECW, but this isn't ECW. No, you see... This is the EWE. And just like you did in the WWE, here in the EWE, you just suck! (What?!, then a burst of Cheers!) Now Tazz, I watched your match last week against Tommy Dreamer, and well you did win. But at the same time you didn't show me anything special. You see Tazz, your Brooklyn brawling ECW tactics may work against guys like Tommy Dreamer. But they won't work against me. (What?!) I said they won't work against me. (What?!) I said..... That Tazz's tactics just won't work, on Stone Cold Steve Austin! (What?!, then cheers) Now Tazz, you and I have some history together...... Lets flash back a couple of years ago, when we were both in the WWE, then called the WWF.... Tazz, do you recall a certain faction we were both a part of? Do you recall a group that almost put the WWF out of business? Do you recall The Alliance? Well I sure do Tazz! The way I remember it, you were always trying to get everyone to turn on me..... Remember when you said "DTA" stood for..... Don't....Trust.....Austin? Huh? Do you remember that? Well sure you do Tazz, you remember don't ya? Now,.....think back long and hard, think about what happened to you after you said DTA stood for don't trust Austin.... Do you remember what happened to you after you said that? I do... Let me refresh your memory, you got your little ass Stunnered right in the middle of the ring. And boy, come Saturday, it's gonna be the same thing all over again. You see, I've been waitin' to get a piece of you for a long time now. And now that im gonna get a piece of ya, im gonna charish every minute, every second of it.  Ya see, im not just gonna walk down the aisle, climb all four turnbuckles, Stunner ya, and beat ya 1, 2, 3 in a matter of a few seconds.... No! You see, im gonna drag our match on. Until you have absolutely nothing left, and when I finally decide you've had enough.... Then, and only then will I end the match. But believe me, it'll be a long while before I decide you've had enough. So Tazz, get ready for a Texas size can of whoop ass! Because come Saturday im gonna stomp a mud whole in ya! (fans Cheer; as Austin paces around the ring waiting for them to quiet down, once they do he continues) Now, Slammin' won't only be about me whipping Tazz's ass; it'll also be about the begining of an all new Austin Era. You see, some years back, Austin 3:16 marked my assention to the top of the wrestling world..... And this Saturday, it starts all over again! (fans Cheer) See, just like im gonna defeat Tazz this Saturday, im gonna defeat every other man that gets in my way.... Night in and night out, until the only person left for me to destroy is the Udisputed Champion. And when that time comes.....I'M gonna take back what's mine! I'M gonna recapture my Heavyweight Championship. And regardless of who I have to go through, how many times im gonna have to go through them, im gonna recapture what was once mine! And come hell or high water, there WILL be a new sherif in town, and that new sherif will go by the name, Stone Cold Steve Austin! (fans pop!) So my advice to Triple H, or whoever else might become Champion before I do, is to show that Belt off while you still have it. Because it won't be long before ol' Stone Cold takes it from ya...... And you can shout all you want about how it takes more then talk to become the Champion around here, but all you'll be doing is waisting your breath, because I know it takes more then talk. Hell, im Stone Cold Steve Austin! Do you think people call me the Toughest S.O.B. in Extreme Championship Wrestling for nothing?! I know what is takes to be Champion around here, I've been Champion before. And just like I said earlier, come hell of high water, I'll become Champion again! If that means I have to beat guys like The Undertaker, The Rock, Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle, or Randy Orton....then so be it, that's what I'll do! The fact of the matter is this, im gunning for the Gold. And starting with Tazz this Saturday, im gonna pick apart each and everyone of my competition around here, until I get my shot! And for those of you sittin' in the back, who think im full of sh*t, come out here and prove me wrong! It's a simple as that! If you think your man enough, step up to the plate. But don't be disappointed when you find out that im right and your wrong. You see, just like Tazz this Saturday, anybody else who gets in my way, is gonna end up laying flat on their back, looking up at the lights. And that ain't a prediction, that's a fact! From now on, there are gonna be a lot of Stunner's being handed out.... Unfortunately for Tazz, he gets the first one.....
And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold, said SO!
Austin drops the mic, as his music once again hits over the PA! The crowd, pumped up over everything Austin has just said, Cheer louder then the have all night, as Stone Cold taunts them one more time, before heading back to the back!
Scene fades.
Scene #2: Austin Leaves!
Purpose: To Get Drunk!
The Scene opens up, and Austin is seen walking backstage after leaving ringside. As he's walking, Josh Mathews comes up to him.....
"Josh Who?" Josh Mathews: Hey Austin, (signals for his camera crew to get closer) Could I get a quick word with you? I wanted to ask you about your match against Tazz this week......
Austin turns to Josh, then turns and looks at the camera crew, then back at Josh......
"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Can't you see im about to leave?
"Josh Who?" Josh Mathews: No. Leave? Where are you going, you just got here?
"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yeah that's right....I did just get here. But now that I've done what I came here to do, it's time for me to leave....
"Josh Who?" Josh Mathews: But where are you gonna go?
"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: I'M going to a local bar around here.... I go there every time im in town. Why? Do you wanna come? (Josh shrugs his shoulders, indicating a no) I didn't think so, ya pansy. Now, if you don't mind, I intend to go get drunk.
Austin walks off, leaving Josh a little dissapointed that he didn't get the Interview he was hoping for...
"Josh Who?" Josh Mathews: (to his camera crew) All right, come on guys.... Maybe we can find someone else to Interview?
Man on Camera Crew: Actually, I did see Kurt Angle earlier, im sure he wouldn't mind being Interviewed.
"Josh Who?" Josh Mathews: Okay, lets go see.....
Josh Mathews and his Camera Crew walk off, and as they do we catch back up with Stone Cold.
Austin has just grabbed all of his belongings from his lockerroom, and is leaving when the cameras catch up with him. Austin heads through the hallway, out the double doored exit, and into the parking lot area. The cameras follow him, as he opens the passanger side door, and places his stuff inside..... Once his stuff is in the truck, he goes around to the other side of it, and hops into the driver's seat, turns the ignition, and speeds off, as the scene fades to black.
Scene #3: Austin At The Bar!
Purpose: To Get Drunk!
The scene opens up, and we see Stone Cold getting out of his black pick up, and heading for the bar's entrance. A sign on the window reads: "D.W.'s Bar and Grill". Austin walks in.....
A big: "hey it's Stone Cold!" is heard from someone as Austin enters the Bar; Austin nods as everyone yells their greetings at him. Austin takes a seat on one of the stools up at the Bar......
"Bar Owner" Darren Webster: Hey Steve, how's it goin'? (shakes Austin's hand, {the 2 are obviously old friends}) So what can I get ya tonight?
"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: The usual Darren, as many beers as you can pour me from that tap over there!
"Bar Owner" Darren Webster: All right, willl do.
Darren grabs a couple of glasses, and starts fillin' them up. Once he's filled up around 4 glasses, he brings them over to Austin.
"Bar Owner" Darren Webster: There you are Austin.
"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Only four?
"Bar Owner" Darren Webster: Yeah I know, it ain't as much as I usually give you. But I've been gettin' hassled by the law lately.... Seems to many of my customers have been winding up in ditches. I'm only allowed to give out so many. That's why I started you out so slow.
"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Oh okay.... So, what've you been up to since I last saw you? Besides attending to this place.... How is the wife and kids?
"Bar Owner" Darren Webster: Well things have been goin' pretty good. (Austin takes a sip of his beer as he listens) Mary just got a raise, Dillian hasn't been sent to the principal's office in over two weeks now, and Jamie....Well, she just got accepted to college.
"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Really? Is the college close to home?
"Bar Owner" Darren Webster: Nah, she wanted to get out on her own, so she didn't apply to any colleges around here.
"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: So where is she goin' then?
"Bar Owner" Darren Webster: Oh, she's headed out to California. CSU or somethin' like that.
"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yeah..... (takes a big swig of beer) Sounds like she's all grown up.
"Bar Owner" Darren Webster: Yep, she sure is. (someone at the other end of the bar yells out that he's ready to order) Well I gota job to do, nice talkin' to ya... Oh yeah, and try not to get in any fights around here. Your my friend, but if things get out of hand I'll still call the cops if I need to.
Austin laughs off Darren's last comment, and continues to drink his beer..... After he's downed them all but one, a couple of trouble makers come up to Austin and start making rude comments!
"Trouble Maker # 1" Travis: Well looky here Billy Bob, it's Stone Cold Steve Austin.....
"Trouble Maker #2" Billy Bob: Who?
"Trouble Maker # 1" Travis: You know, that wrestler guy....
"Trouble Maker #2" Billy Bob: Wrestler guy? Hey, isn't wrestling fake?
"Trouble Maker # 1" Travis: Well that's why I've always heard.
"Trouble Maker #2" Billy Bob: Hey Stone Cold, you don't look so tough to me.....
Billy Bob taps Austin on the shoulder, but Austin doesn't do anything, he just takes another sip of beer....
"Trouble Maker #2" Billy Bob: Hey im talkin' to you.
"Trouble Maker # 1" Travis: Yeah, what are ya? Deaf?
"Trouble Maker #2" Billy Bob: Or maybe he's just scared???? Are ya scared Austin?
Billy Bob taps Austin on the shoulder again, still.....Austin does nothing, he just quietly takes another sip of beer.......
"Trouble Maker # 1" Travis: Look at that yellow bellied coward.....
"Trouble Maker #2" Billy Bob: Yeah, I thought wrestlers were supposed to be tough? What's wrong with ya? Say somethin'!
Billy Bob taps Austin on the shoulder again, but this time Austin DOES do something! Austin chugs the last bit of beer from his glass, then turns around and smashes it across Billy Bob's face!!!!!
"The Bionic Redneck" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Was that tough enough for ya, you stupid Son of a B*tch!
Austin stands up and starts stomping on the fallen Billy Bob! But Billy Bob's friend quickly jumps in to help....
"Trouble Maker # 1" Travis: Get off him!
Travis lunges at Austin.... And the two men going flying over the bar to the side where the bar tender would usually be standing! The two of them start wrestling around on the floor, until Austin finally gets the upper hand and starts throwing punches!!! The man finally knocks Austin off of him, and makes a run for the exit... Austin catches him however, and is just about to hit the man again, before Billy Bob comes from behind and cracks Austin over the head with a beer bottle!
After seeing this, Darren decides it's time to call the law, and does....
Mean while, Austin is being kicked and stomped on by Travis and Billy Bob!
"Trouble Maker #2" Billy Bob: Come on Travis, lift him up and hold him... I want a clean shot!
Travis does what he's told, and lifts Austin to his feet..... Then he holds his arms behind his back, exposing Austin's face for Billy Bob.....
"Trouble Maker #2" Billy Bob: This is for that glass you broke across my face.....!
Billy Bob rears back, getting ready to let his fist fly, but before he can, Austin kicks him in the gut.... Then he spins free from Travis, and starts unloading rights and lefts on him, until he finally falls to the ground! After that, Austin picks up one of the bar stools nearby.... He lifts it over his head, and is just about to smash Billy Bob over the head with it, when the police show up!
Police Officer: All right, everyone put your hands in the air! And you, drop the stool!
The scene fades to black......To be continued!
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