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Forward: Well, on Slammin' Hall was able to pick up his first victory in the EWE! Hall and Nash tagged up to reform the Outsiders, and together they defeated 2 Cool with no problem. But during Slammin', the Kliq managed to somehow anger a couple of people, one of them being Christopher Nowinski........ Now the stage is set for Nowinski to take on Scott Hall next week on Slammin'! Both of these men just picked up their first wins in the EWE the other night, so it'll be interesting to see who keeps their win streak going. So tune in this Saturday, as the Harvard Grad takes on Da Bad Guy!
Scene #1: The Airport!
Purpose: To arrive in Atlantic City!
The entire Kliq is just getting off their airplane in Atlantic City..... As they walk out of the termanal and head towards baggage claim they are heard talking amongst themselves.
X-Pac: Man, was that a long flight or what?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Tell me about it.... (rubs his back) I thought I had lower back problems before.....but now I REALLY have lower back problems!
X-Pac: (laughs) Your always getting hurt....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (jumps to his defense) Hey, it ain't easy being the Show Stopper, believe you me!
X-Pac: (laughs again) Okay.... If you say so bro.
Kevin Nash: (snifs into the air) Hey guys..... I'll catch up alright? I smell some food and im starving.....
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: (laughs) Always thinking with your stomach huh big man?
Kevin Nash: (rubs his belly) Darn right! (then he walks off towards the food....)
X-Pac: So what floor is baggage claim on?
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Beats me....?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Hold on, i'll ask that off duty sturdiest over there..... (walks over to her) Excuse me, miss..... Do you know where baggage claim is?
Sturdiest: Well that depends on what flight you just came off of....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Oh. Well we were on the St. Louis to Atlantic City flght.
Sturdiest: Oh. Well baggage claim should be on the second floor. Just head up those escalators over there (woman points) and take a right.
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Okay, thank you. (heads back over to where Hall and X-Pac are standing) It's the 2nd floor guys, up the escalators and to the right.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Alright, cool. But who's gonna tell Kev' how to get there?
X-Pac: I'll go tell him, what resturant do you think he went to?
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: My guess would be Mickey D's....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Yeah, either that or Burger King.
X-Pac: Okay...
X-Pac hurries off to find Nash and tell him where their baggag claim should be, while Hall and Michaels head up the escalators.... Once they reach the top, they hang a right, and there's their baggage claim area.
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: There it is.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Yep. And I already see X-Pac's bag on the conveyer belt.
They get over there fast, and Hall snatches X-Pac's bag just before it goes out of reach....
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Got it!
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Yeah, and there's mine all the way on the other side on the conveyer belt... (waits for it to make it's way to where he's standing) there we go (grabs his bag) I got mine. Who's bags are left?
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Mine and Kev's....
Just then X-Pac walks up after telling Nash, who's still eating, where their baggage claim was.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Here man (hands X-Pac his bag) I already grabbed your things for ya....
X-Pac: Thanks....
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: No prob.
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Hey Hall, here comes your bag, (HBK snatches Hall's bag up for him) Here ya go man (hands Hall his bag) Now, where is Kevin's?
They all stand there and watch, as bag after bag passes them on the conveyer belt......but still no luggage for Nash.
X-Pac: (laughs a little) Ummmmm, guys. I don't think Nash's stuff is here......
Just then, Nash finally returns after stuffing his face with food.
Kevin Nash: So what's the deal guys? Did you guys pick up all of our luggage our what?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Well, almost....
Kevin Nash: Well who's stuff is missing? (looks at Hall) Yours? (Hall shakes his head) Yours? (X-Pac shakes his head) Your Shawn? (HBK shakes his head) You mean.....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Yep! Your bag is the one that's missing.
Kevin Nash: Damn it! Stupid airline! I can't believe this.....are you guys sure?
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Yes we're sure, we've been standing here for 10 minutes looking for it.....it's not here!
Kevin Nash: (sighs) Well where do you go to report lost luggage?
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Over there I think (points to a counter about 20 feet away) Come on, lets go....
They all walk over to report Nash's stuff missing..... Nash begins to talk with man in charge of the lost luggage department.
Kevin Nash: Hey! You idiots lost my bag, and I have to wrestle Saturday....how am I supposed to wrestle when I don't have any gear? Huh? You tell me!
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Easy Kev'.....
Man at lost luggage: Sir, this would go a lot better if you didn't yell. Now, if you could please just tell me your name, and what the bag looks like?
Kevin Nash: My name is Kevin Nash; K-E-V-I-N N-A-S-H. And my bag was black with my name tag on it.
Man at lost luggage: Do you know what company made the bag?
Kevin Nash: No.
Man at lost luggage: You don't know the company that made your bag?
Kevin Nash: No! Am I supposed to or something? (sighs in anger) Look, can you get my bag back or not?
Man at lost luggage: Yes, im sure it'll turn up sooner or later. In the mean time, fill out this paper work, and give us the address that you'll be staying at...... and when we find your bag, we'll mail it to you.
Kevin Nash: Alright! (snatches the clip board of paper work from the man) Do you need the phone number of my hotel too?
Man at lost luggage: No, just the address....
Nash fills out the paper work, and begins to walk away....
Man at lost luggage: Have a nice day sir....
Kevin Nash: Blow it up your a$$! (at this point X-Pac, Hall, and HBK crack up and begin to laugh) It's not funny!
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (laughs some more) I'm sorry man, but it is. You should see the look on your face right now....
X-Pac: Nah. The look on his face when he found out his bag was lost to begin with, now that look was priceless!
All of them, except Nash of course, bust into laughter once again.
Kevin Nash: Whatever! Lets just get out of this damn airport and get to the hotel..... I just hope they have a mini bar, because after today im gonna need a stiff drink!
The four of them leave the airport; X-Pac, Hall, and HBK still laughing as they walk through the automatic doors.......scene fades.
Scene #2: At The Hotel
Purpose: To get settled in and disscuss what they're going to do tonight!
The Kliq reaches their hotel, and after they each get their seperate keys from the front office they go to their rooms and unpack. Once they've settled in, they all meet in HBK's room to hang out for a while....
X-Pac: Hey, don't you guys need to train a little to get ready for your matches on Saturday?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Nah, we got it covered. I mean, if I could beat The Undertaker in a Hell in a Cell match back in the WWE, then I don't have anything to worry about this Saturday when I face him on Slammin'.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Yeah dude..... And well, I don't have to sweat my opponent either.
Kevin Nash: Same here.
X-Pac: Okay. Well what are we gonna do tonight then?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: I don't know...... (thinks for a second) What if we all went to a casino tonight? You know, gamble a little bit......
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: I like it. We could make some extra cash, and have fun at the same time. I'm game, what about the rest of you guys?
X-Pac: I'm in!
Kevin Nash: Yeah, me too.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Alright then. Well, lets go get ready.....
They all head out to their seprate rooms, except for Michaels who is already in his room, and they freshen up a little bit for a night on the town. When they meet back in HBK's room to get ready to go, Nash has some good news!
Kevin Nash: Hey guys guess what? They found my luggage! They're sending it over here right now. I told them to leave it at the front desk and I'd pick it up later.
X-Pac: Cool... So.....(looks around at everyone) is everyone ready to go?
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Yeah I think so.
X-Pac: Well lets get moving.....
The scene fades as they had out to the casino.....
Scene #3: At The Casino
Purpose: What else? To roll the dice!
The 4 of them have just arrived at the casino..... They look around at all the tables and slot machines with awe!
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Hey Shawn, good idea suggesting a casino! (looks around and spots a slot machine he likes) I'm gonna go hit the slots... I'll see you chicos later.
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Alright. See ya man..... (looks around) BLACKJACK! (heads over for the blackjack table) Catch you two later!
X-Pac: Well, it looks like it's just me and you big man. So what'd ya wanna do first?
Kevin Nash: Lets go play craps!
X-Pac: Well, im not very good at that sh*t. I tell ya what, I'll just go for moral support.
Kevin Nash: (laughs) Alright man, come on.
X-Pac and Nash begin to make their way over to the craps table. Meanwhile, Hall isn't having a lot of fun over at the Slot Machines.....
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: OH Come on! (puts his hands over his face in disbelief) I can't believe this, I lost 20 bucks and I've only been playing for about 2 minutes. (reaches in his pocket for some more change) Okay, 2 more quarters, enough for one more pull. (puts the money into the machine) Well, here's the moment of truth..... (Hall pulls down the lever) Come on, come on....... (watches as the slots stop one by one) Cherry, Cherry, coin! NO! I can't believe this, I lost again! Ahhhh! (sighs) Alright, (begins to talk to the machine) Don't you go any where, I gota get some more change, but when I come back im getting my money back.....
Hall walks off to find a change machine.... Over at the Black Jack table HBK is trying his luck.....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Okay.....hit me! (flips the card over) No!
Dealer: Sorry, that's a bust. (takes some of HBK's chips) Want to go again?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Yeah.
Dealer: Okay, place your bet.....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: I'm puttin' down 50 bucks.
Dealer: Okay big spender. (deals HBK and himself each two cards)
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (looks at his cards) Hmmmmm..... (HBK has 16 points) Hit me.
Dealer: Alright. (hands HBK another card) So? What'd ya got? I have 20.....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (HBK gives the dealer a cold stare, then his stare turns into a smirk) You gave me a 5, 21 bucko! Pay up!
Dealer: okay, okay. (pays up) Are you up for another go?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Well, I am up 10 dollars from when I started....... Yeah, I guess I'll go again.
Dealer: Okay.... Same bet as last time? (HBK nods his head) Alright. (deals the cards)
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (HBK looks down and he has 17 points) Ummmm, I think im gonna stay.....
Dealer: Well, what'd ya got?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (flips up both of his two cards) 17.
Dealer: Oh, im sorry. Not quite enough. (flips over his 2 cards) 18. You almost had me. Oh well, hand over your chips.
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Damn. (HBK looks down and picks up his chips, and when he looks back up he notices something) Hey, what was that?
Dealer: What was what?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: That! (HBK points to the dealer's sleeve) I saw you stick a card up there! You cheated!
Dealer: (gets a worried look on his face) uh, I, I don't know what your talking about sir. You lost fair and square.....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: BULL! You swindled me! Give me my money back, now!
At this point, the casino's security officers notice the comotion and walk over....
Casino Security Officer #1: Just what seems to be the problem over here?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (all worked up over what just happended) I'll tell ya what the problem is! This guy cheated me out of my money! Just what kind of casino is this anyway?
Casino Security Officer #1: Sir.... I'm sure this man didn't cheat to beat you.
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Yes he did, I saw him.
Casino Security Officer #1: (looks at the dealer) Is anything this man is saying true?
Dealer: No. He's just mad because he lost his money. You know how people get around here.
Casino Security Officer #1: (turns back to HBK) Alright sir. Obviously nothing happend here. So why don't you just go play something else and cool off.
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: I'm not going any where, until this man gives me back the money he stole.
Casino Security Officer #1: Sir, don't make me ask you again.....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (jumps over the table at the dealer) Give me back my money you Son of a b*tch!!!!
Casino Security Officer #1: (radios in) I'm got need some help at Table 5. (grabs HBK by his shirt and pulls him off the dealer) Now calm down!
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (HBK swings and misses) Get off me!
Just then back up arrives, and they all wrestle HBK to the ground!
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Ahhhhhhh! Just wait, im gonna sue this Casino right into bankruptcy!
The one officer grabs HBK's arms, while the other one grabs him by his feet.....and together the two guards lift HBK up into the air.....
Casino Security Officer #2: Sir, since im feeling nice today we're not going to put you under arrest, you should feel lucky. But what we are gonna do is toss you out...
The two men carry HBK to the doors, and literally throw him out of the casino!
Casino Security Officer #1: Now, if we see you in here again, we'll have no choice put to place you under arrest. Got it?
The Officers slam the doors shut, and HBK gets up and brushes the dirt off of himself....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Yeah, we'll see about that......
Back IN the casino, Nash, unlike Hall and HBK is doing great over at the craps table!
X-Pac: Dang man! You won again!
Kevin Nash: (laughs) I was born to do this! (rolls again) 7! Ha ha! Another win!
X-Pac: Dude, if I give you some money could you play and win for me?
Kevin Nash: Sure. Just cough up some dough.
X-Pac: (pulls some bills out of his pocket) Here man.
Kevin Nash: Alright. (puts X-Pac's monet down) this my bet for this roll. (shakes the dice) Hey hun, come blow on these, they're a little hot. (a hot women walks up and blows on the dice) Alright, here we go! (lets the dice roll) 7! Wooo! What a night! (hands X-Pac the winning chips he just got) Here ya go.
X-Pac: Thanks man. I think im gonna go cash these....
Kevin Nash: Are you sure. I could make you some more money first.
X-Pac: Nah, that's alright. I don't wanna chance it.
Kevin Nash: Alright, suit yourself. (Nash rolls again) 7!
The people watching go nuts! As Nash wins for about the 10th consecutive time! X-Pac stays long enough to see Nash's roll, then he takes off to cash the chips Nash won for him.
Kevin Nash: Alright everyone. I've won about 3 grand.......so this is gonna be my last roll. And what's more, im gonna put it all on the line. (places all his chips on the table) Okay, here we go folks. (shakes the dice, then gets that lady to blow on them again) Here's nothin'! (he lets them fly, and nobody says a word as they bounce around on the table) Come on, don't lose now, don't lose now..... (the first dice comes to rest, it's a 3) Okay, come on number 4! (the other dice finally stops, and......it's a 4!!!) YES! (laughs with joy) I can't believe it! I just won 6 Grand! (laughs again) Pony over the chips, it's time to cash in!
Nash collects his chips, and heads over to where X-Pac is. After they've both cashed in their chips, they go find Hall to find out how he's doing on the slot machines.....
Kevin Nash: Hey bro, how's it going. Win yet?
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: NO! (punches the machine) I'm out 300 hundred dollars!
X-Pac: Damn, maybe you should quit.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: No, im gonna win at least once before im through.
Kevin Nash: Okay man, if you say so.....
Nash and X-Pac watch as Hall loses dollar after dollar, until finally he only has enough for one more pull.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Okay. I've lost 500 bucks, but im gonna win it all back with this last roll...... I can feel it! I'm gonna win this time, I just know it chico.
X-Pac: Well hurry up.
Places the last bit of his money into the slot machine, and pulls the lever.....and waits!
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: I can't look!
They all wait for it to stop spinning, and when it does, Hall is shocked when he hears the sound of ring that means he's won some money!
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Yes! I told you! I told you I would win! Hold out your shirts boys, here comes the Jack Pot! (Hall hangs his shirt underneath the machin in hopes of catching a lot of money) Okay, come on, spit it out baby! (Hall's face turns green, as only 1 quarter falls out of the slot machine!) You've got to be kidding me......
Kevin Nash: Uh, Scott. Are you ok man? You don't look so good.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: (Hall gets a blank look on his face) I think I need to go lay down. Lets go back to the hotel.
X-Pac: (tries to comfort Hall) Hey, it's okay man. Here....(hands Hall a few bucks from his winnings)...take some of my money bro, this way your not broke.
Hall just stares, and X-Pac has to put the money into Hall's shirt pocket for him.
X-Pac: There ya go. See, everything all better now......
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Yeah.....everythings all better now.... ARE YOU INSANE! I just lost all my money you retard! Everythings not okay! (Hall calms himself down) Sorry man, sorry. Lets just go....
X-Pac: It's cool man, just don't worry about it.
Kevin Nash: Hey guys? Do you see Shawn anywhere?
They all look around.....
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Nope. I wonder where he went?
Kevin Nash: Well there's the black jack table he was at. Lets go ask the dealer if he know where he is.
X-Pac: Okay....
They walk over to the black jack table.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Hey Yo', chico! What happended to that guy who was playing black jaco over here a few minutes ago?
Dealer: Do you mean the guy who went beserk and tried to attack me? He got thrown out.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: The guy with long hair, he kinda thinks he's god's gift to women?
Dealer: Yeah, that's the guy they threw out.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Um, okay, thanks for the help, I guess....
They all shake their heads not knowing what's going on, and leave the Casino. When they leave, they see HBK sitting on a bench out side.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Hey Shawny boy, what happened to you?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Oh, well.....I caught that black jack dealer slipping cards up his sleeve and tried to get my money back, but security tossed me out.
X-Pac: Well, you look pretty happy for a guy who just got thrown out of a casino.....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (smiles) That's because I just got off the phone with my lawyer, this place is gonna bankrupt in 3 weeks.
Kevin Nash: Really? I kind of liked this Casino. I mean, I did win 6 grand at the tables.
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Tough. Because this place is going down, as soon as I get back to San Antonio and file the lawsuite, this place is history. (there's a breif pause) So, you guys ready to head back.
Kevin Nash: Yeah. My luggage should be back by now, and im looking forward to taking a shower and changing clothes.....
X-Pac: Alright then. I'll flag down a taxi.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: What a day..... Nash loses his luggage, gets it back, wins 6 grand. Shawn, you get thrown out of a casino. I throw all my money away at the slot machines......
Kevin Nash: And I won X-Pac some money.... What a day, what a day.....
The scene fades to black!
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